brother's bizarre adventure

As usual, Kotomine Kirei prayed to the Lord in front of the Bible, halfway through the prayer, he stopped and frowned slightly: "Suddenly consuming so much mana, what is Lancer doing?

Now, maybe the luck is too bad and there is an accident, may the Lord bless you, Amen. "As if nothing happened, keep praying.

A spearman who is being held by Euler pointed the middle finger to the Holy Grail: It's all luck's fault, damn it!

After Ola finished, Jotaro put his hand on Jonah's head: "I'm going to buy a pair of pants, are you waiting here for me or are you together?"

Jonah pushed Jotaro's hand away: "Don't go, you look very hentai now, if you follow me, you will be considered a perverted accomplice, I want to stay here." He pointed to Lancer who was covered with fist marks and his eyes were dull , "Look at this guy's excitement."

"OK." Jotaro nodded, raised his hand again, rubbed two handfuls of Jonah's hair, and left neatly.

"Damn it, why don't you rub Xu Lun's hair at the same height." Jona cursed and raised his hand to straighten his hair.

Sensing Wudi's departure, Lancer regained his blood in a second, sat up from the ground, and grinned while exercising his muscles and bones: "It hurts, hurts, hurts." The fist marks on his body gradually faded.

Jonah stood up and poked the fist marks one by one with his fingers, with a contemptuous expression: "The Platinum Star only used three-point force for this kind of mark. As a heroic spirit, you can't even bear this kind of force. It's really too big."

"Damn it, it won't hurt your back when you stand and talk." Lancer raised his hands and made a gesture, "How do you know if such a big fist doesn't hurt if it doesn't land on you?"

Jonah clenched his fist and hammered into the fist mark with no expression on his face, causing Lancer to yell at Yamelo, stop in pain.

Say, "Of course I know."

Lancer didn't believe it: "Don't think I'm lucky enough to lie to me." The two brothers worked together and hammered Kim Pika to the point of high light in their eyes. The fist of that kind of power would fall on his brother, and he didn't believe the Holy Grail when he said it.

The cub Jonah's brain was cramped, and he felt very uncomfortable being questioned. He said in a very proud tone: "What are you lying to, when I was this old." He raised his hand and made a tall shape, "Often and platinum Xing fights, let him make a three-pointer, he dare not make a five-pointer, hahaha."

What is there to be proud of in such a thing, Lancer scratched his head.However, looking at the empty bar in this state, a kind of mentality called having fun, commonly known as bullying children, rose in his heart after two unlucky incidents.

"You have such a good relationship, why are you fighting?"

"Because it's fun. Besides, if you have a good relationship, you can't fight. We've been fighting since we were young." Every now and then, I feel uncomfortable if I don't punch each other, but in this state, I can't win at all, frustrated, and depressed.

Gossip is a common feature of human beings. Heroic spirits used to be humans, and they also like gossip. Hearing this news, Lancer was very happy. If he could, he would even bring a bag of melon seeds over and kowtow while talking.

"I see that your brother has a very good temper. What did you do, you were beaten by Platinum Star."

"I played Platinum Star." Jonah hammered Lancer's shoulder to correct the mistakes in his words, and then said with a strange expression, "You said Jotaro has a good temper, hahahahaha." 195 Where is the temper? Is this the filter buff that married men come with? How can it be repaired?

Lancer waited for Jonah to finish laughing, and continued to gossip: "Well, you were the one who hit Platinum Star, what did you do?"

Hearing this, Jonah smiled all over his face: "Trick Jotaro to eat canned herring fruit." As he spoke, a vine sprouted from his palm and began to blossom and bear fruit. "Do you want to eat it? It's delicious." After the nightmare, the fire was happy Its new skill can imitate the taste of essence fruit without the real thing, and the flavor is less than half of the original version, but it can be combined at any time. This feature is very useful, such as now.

"Yes." I don't know if it was lucky E that made Lancer relax his vigilance, or whether he was persecuted twice in a row and made his IQ drop. He just ignored the words canned herring and picked the fruit naturally, "I heard that this fruit If you can replenish your magic power, I'm not welcome, Arigado."

"vomit!"

"Hahahahaha." Jonah smiled with his hips on his hips, "The third person was recruited, a big victory!"

However, although this thing was unpalatable, Lancer didn't spit it out. The first bite had a very weird taste, and then it tasted normal fruit, and it could replenish magic power.

"Hey this kind of thing, no wonder Platinum Star wants to hit you."

"It's been said that I played Platinum Star." Jonah glared angrily.

"Hey, hey." The fist marks on Lancer's body disappeared completely, and the bad look on his face disappeared. He got up and patted the ashes on his body, and another cool gunman.He touched the top of Jonah's head: "Your elder brother hasn't come yet, I'll take you to find him."

"Don't touch the top of my head. I used to do this kind of action. I'm so tall. Damn it, not long ago I was the tallest existence among all people."

One large and one small left the disaster-ridden shopping mall and supermarket, leaving a mess for the aftermath personnel.The news spread all the way, and soon reached the relevant people of the Church and the Magic Association.

Jingle Bell.Kotomine Kirei answered the phone: "Moshi Moshi, this is the Holy Church."

An urgent voice sounded on the phone. Following the narration on the other side, the priest's face became more and more dull. At the end, his hands trembled like Parkinson's, and the phone fell to the ground and shattered into two pieces.One is the battery and one is the other.

"oh god."

Church financial crisis.

"I have to find a way to earn some money." In theory, the priest who should regard money as a foreign object came up with such a sentence, and as time went by, the font of this sentence became bigger and bigger, and became more and more golden. .

Bending down to pick up the fragments of the phone, skillfully put it back, and called back: "Go ask the people from the Magic Association to appease the victims with memory magic, and leave the rest to me."

"What about the damaged part of the mall? There is no gas in that mall."

Kotomine Kirei: "...In addition to hinting at magic, ordinary humans don't have magic power. Before finding a better way to explain it, let's explain it with gas explosion." Gas company, I'm sorry this time it's your fault.God bless your other businesses, amen.

"clear."

After hanging up the phone, Kotomine Kirei quickly left the prayer room, took out a bottle of hot sauce from the kitchen cabinet, opened it, took a spoonful, and exhaled a mouthful of spicy gas: "Huh, calm down." .

Didi Didi, a sharp car horn sounded from outside the house. This way of reminding, you don't need to guess who it is.Glancing at the Jianbi Huozhixin logo on the hot sauce bottle, Kotomine Kirei straightened his clothes and went out, deciding to ask his friend for the maintenance fee for the damage to the church floor when he beat Kim Picka last time, so as to rescue the church's financial crisis.

However, after seeing the person coming, the priest who thought he was well-informed was petrified on the spot.The visitor didn't know whether it was on purpose or he didn't notice this, jumped out of the car and stretched out his acquaintance's hand: "Kirei, two more Command Seals."

Kotomine Kirei was silent for a moment, then, as if a switch had been turned on, he stepped forward and bent over to lift him up: "How did you make yourself like this?" Pleasure!

Jonah's black line, why is the first reaction of every strong man to see him is to raise high, does the larva have its own high-lift buff, oh!

"Sorry." Sensing his friend's dissatisfaction, Kotomine Kirei immediately put him down, and sincerely apologized, holding the cross tightly, "I'm sorry."

Lancer, who came with him, couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Master, you looked like a pervert when you hugged the little boy just now."

Jonah shook his head: Lucky E halo, Lancer is dying again, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jotaro obviously understood the relationship between the priest and the little boy, his eyes became sharper, Star Platinum clenched his fists and faced Lancer, warning: "Ola." Just kidding and hitting you.

Lancer slid his fingers across his mouth to make a zipper. My brain is not working well recently. You guys continue, I will keep quiet.

Interrupted by such an interruption, Jonah temporarily forgot about the command spell, and complained to Kotomine Kirei: "Don't let the lucky E hero go out casually. He attracted Berserker to destroy a shopping mall. I hope the church's finances can support it."

"It turned out to be you." Kotomine Kirei's voice trembled slightly, covering his face without grace, "A gas explosion happened in a shopping mall without gas, Lord, please forgive my incompetence." Those who destroy also have their own heroic spirits This kind of thing is really sad, and I can't even find someone to blame for the maintenance fee.

"It's so sad." Jonah habitually wanted to pat people on the shoulder as before, but seeing the height difference between himself and the priest, he gave up angrily, "I will call you when I go back to repair the church that was destroyed last time. Under the influence of Kim Pickup, I made a small amount of money, which can just cover the maintenance fee."

Maintenance fees!

The priest, who was in a big financial crisis, was instantly spirited, and pressed Jonah's shoulder: "Please take me to make a fortune together, the church's finances are really..."

Jonah chatted privately: "Yeah, it seems that the church's financial problems are really serious, and Kirei's perennially expressionless stone face has an expression of lasagna and kelp tears."

"So what are you going to do, don't tell me you want to pull the priest to draw cartoons, or I will despise you."

"I'm not that funny thank you."

Huo Zhixin didn't want to talk, gave up the opportunity to think and became the body of the sand sculpture, and even said that he was not out of his mind, and didn't believe the Holy Grail when he said it.

Taking a step back, avoiding the priest's hand on his shoulder, Jonah walked in: "I'll talk about the finances later, Kirei, first make up the Command Seals for me, that Kim Pika is really..."

Kotomine Kirei lost interest for a moment: "Yes, yes." For a moment, he wondered if he could earn some money by putting the Command Seals at an auction with a clearly marked price. waste.

Jonah didn't know Father Yue's current dangerous mental activities. When he mentioned Kimpika, a money-making method with a high success rate popped into his mind, and he could persecute Kimpika. He was instantly excited: "Kirei, I thought of it." A way to save church finances."

"please say."

The BGM sounded, the light and shadow special effects appeared, and the effects were full. Jonah put on a cool stand, and said the shocking words: "Gather all seven masters and servants, and debut as an idol!"

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