brother's bizarre adventure

After changing clothes, a brand-new jo-style handsome boy appeared on the stage. Looking at the strange boy in the mirror, Jonah scratched his head: "Was this uncle so handsome when he was young?"

Hiding in the space of consciousness, the autistic Huo Zhigao was speechless, couldn't bear it, and complained: "The thing you care about most when you become like this is whether you are handsome or not, your brain is crazy."

"Otherwise?" After learning that the effect would only last for a week, Jonah's true nature in Langli Baitiao was revealed. Although he had been in a rebellious period since high school, in fact he was not so pure when he was a child.Jotaro is 7 years old and can be an adult, how can he be a little white rabbit as a brother.

It's only skinier when you're young.

"Everything I see is very interesting now, and I want to play. Is this the mentality of my childhood? My youth is back!" Jonah posed various poses in front of the mirror, very happy to entertain himself.

"Yeah, Ye Qinghui." Huo Zhigao casually said, "You posed in front of the mirror, did you notice that Jotaro looked at you like a fool?"

"Hmm, is that so?" Jonah turned his head to look at Jotaro while maintaining a standing posture, and saw that his eyes were empty and his expression was calm. He didn't look like he was secretly observing the foolish brother for fun. He closed his eyes and returned to Huozhi , "You read it wrong, Jotaro is normal now." It seems that his brother has finally returned to normal, no longer laughing wildly.

The joy of precision B fire: ...

This silly robe, forget it, forget it, anyway, after recovering and recalling the situation, he will not be the one who regrets until he slaps his thigh. It's good to be able to watch the excitement of the main body.

"Let's go, if you want to play at home, people will think you have a brain problem in the mall." Huo Zhixiu reminded, "Don't talk about standing up when you go home, you can play in mud."

"I don't like playing with mud." Jonah put away his posture, and took the initiative to hold Jotaro's hand, solemnly, "I want to go to the beach to build sand sculptures."

"I think you are a sand sculpture now!" Huo Zhigao, who was still sane, collapsed a little bit, and his main body completely gave up his adult thinking and turned into a fool, oh!

The silly roe deer Jonah didn't care at all: "Why are you so irritable, okay?" He took Jotaro out of the clothing store, stretched out his finger, "Jotaro, Goal Church, let's go!" If you can catch a few starfish or shells and give them to Jotaro, that would be nice.

Jotaro: Hit the thief, why is it always Jotaro? It would be better to call Nissan at this time.

Bow your head: "Do you want to hug?"

The green eyes widened slightly: "No."

Feeling different from Xu Lun, is this the beauty of a little boy?For a moment, Jotaro wondered if he should have a second child.My mind was in a mess when there were a few screams from the shopping mall on the first floor, followed by a loud bang.

Brother Kongtiao's attention was attracted, and he followed the sound, only to see a muscular man with an unusually tall stature jumping up from the first floor. The loud bang just now was the sound of him kicking the ground. The strong man successfully jumped to the supermarket area on the top floor and made a loud noise again.

Jonah was dumbfounded: "Ba, Barsaka, why is there a Barsaka here." This is the original version of the Berserker, almost irrational, and he doesn't know any syllables except Aoao, is it released to destroy the world?

So many people have seen that the reason for the gas explosion has no credibility at all, so give the church and the Magic Association a candle in advance to deal with the aftermath.

"Nissan, let's go up and have a look." Maintaining the posture of holding hands, Jonah ran up.

Jotaro: Nissan? nice!

After running for a few steps, I felt that I couldn't balance the frequency between big and small steps, so I picked up Jonah, put it under his arm, and ran up to the top floor.

Jonah complained: "Damn it, 195 has great long legs, and I am also 195. How can I run with my uncle, my hair will be messed up!"

Jotaro's calm voice pierced Jonah's ears from the top of his head: "You don't want to be hugged, this is the fastest way."

"You bastard, you must have done it on purpose!" Jonah yelled.The call went smoothly to the entrance of the supermarket on the top floor. After standing still, I flicked my hairstyle a few times. I took a closer look. Oh, not only Berserker, but Lancer is also there. It’s just that Lancer’s situation is really not good. He was dragged on the ground by Berserker while wearing a flower-inch shirt. , with his eyes closed, he looked like he was about to pout.

Jonah yelled: "Lancer is dead, it's so inhuman!"

Lancer, who was quite dead, opened his eyes in an instant, and roared: "Who said I'm dead, I'm just taking a nap." Turning his eyes, looking for the nonsense person, his eyes almost popped out after seeing clearly, "Kongtiao, hahahahaha, you Have you been plotted against by Kim Pica again?" Patting the ground.

Berserker was frightened, looked at the note in his hand, then looked at the product in front of him, for some reason, suddenly howled, the hand holding the note hit his chest heavily, and after the pounding, Lancer, who was dragged by the other hand, hit the floor Come and smash.

"Hiss." Jonah gasped, "Is this cosplaying Hulk and Loki? Lancer is too miserable."

"Ahhhhhh." Lancer yelled while being persecuted, "Berserker, what are you crazy about, stop now."

"It's appeared, it's the spinning blue spearman, the strongest anti-Archer treasure!" Jonah finally remembered why the scene in front of him felt funny and serious. It was a plot in the fantasy carnival. Turn over six heroic spirits and directly get through the Holy Grail War, invincible.

Huo Zhixin raised his head: "Is Berserker really allowed to break through the Holy Grail War? That cup is not a fun thing. If the wish is distorted, the whole Fuyuki may be nuclear-leveled."

"Of course not. The situation of opening the Holy Grail and letting the Holy Grail come out by itself must not happen, it is too uncontrollable." Jonah gave a very convincing reason, but his style of painting changed, "I haven't forced Kim Pika to finish the painting yet. Comics, it's too cheap for him to end like this."

Huo Zhixin rolled his eyes: "The latter is your real purpose, you scum."

Ignoring his stand-in's complaints, Jonah looked up at Jotaro: "Ni-chan, we can't let them fight, please stop and see what is written on the note in Berserker's hand, we will play by ear."

"OK." Jotaro took a few steps forward and entered the stand-in range, the Platinum Star appeared, and time began to stop.

In the blink of an eye, Jotaro returned to the original place: "The note says xx brand battery."

"Berserker doesn't know how to communicate with the clerk to buy batteries, and he took Lancer to vent his anger. This script is really inhumane." His hand spread out in the shape of a trumpet around his mouth, "Lancer, hold on for a while, I'll go get the battery from Berserker Save you."

The gunman who was thrown around called for help in his "busy schedule": "Sack of bridge beans, don't wait for the battery, save me now, help, help!"

Jonah and Jotaro walked towards the battery shelf, comforting the gunmen: "It will be ready soon, hold on, come on!" Lancer disappeared behind the shelves in hopeful eyes.

Jonah's idea is very simple. Now the irritable Berserker is focusing on Lancer. If he saves the person, the anger will only cause damage, and the whole building will collapse.At that time, the Church and the Magic Association might go bankrupt in place, and the agreed Holy Grail War will be carried out under secret conditions.

The gas explosion was blamed too much for the Holy Grail War, and brought tears to the gas company.

"Berserker, here's the battery, let go of that Lancer." Jonah came out from behind the shelf with something in his hand.

Hearing the movement, Berserker stopped his movements and turned his head to look, his eyes fluttered up and down with the battery, looked at the arrangement on the note, then looked at Lancer in his hand, let him go, nodded: "Roar!"

Lancer, who had finally escaped the persecution, was lying on the ground with a loveless expression on his face.

"It's too inhuman." Jonah shook his head again and again, "Don't let the heroic spirit of Lucky E go out casually, it will be captured by Basaka, Lancer, rest in peace." Throw the battery over.

Berserker caught it, threw away the note, ignored Lancer, and jumped directly from the shopping mall on the top floor to the first floor, smashing a big hole in the floor of the first floor, and rushed to the exit of the mall as if nothing happened after the dust dispersed.

The Berserker broke through the crisis of the Holy Grail War in one day, and it was lifted!

Jonah leaned on the railing to see the tragedy on the first floor, shook his head: "Gas explosion, gas explosion...Damn it, there is no gas in this mall at all!" After complaining, he ran to Lancer and squatted to poke him.

"Hey, are you still alive? As a spearman, how did you get caught by Berserker?" Said that the spearman has high agility.

Lancer gritted his teeth: "I was fishing by the sea, relaxed and happy, and Berserker suddenly appeared. I instinctively felt that something was wrong and wanted to slip away. But I tripped over a small stone, and then..." He shed lasagna kelp tears when he said this.

Jonah pretended to wipe his eyes: "Is this the power of lucky E? It's too miserable."

Hearing the word lucky, Lancer didn't know where the strength came from, and grabbed Jotaro's trouser legs who came over to watch the excitement: "I heard that you can turn lucky E into lucky C, hurry up, kill that priest, and be my Master."

Jotaro had a black line on his forehead, raised his hand to press the belt, and said in a bad tone, "Hey, let go." What strength is this heroic spirit, his pants are about to be pulled down, how can he repair it!

"I will never let go until I get lucky C." Lancer turned his body sideways, and put his other hand on it.

Jotaro was sweating in a panic, and immediately asked Platinum Star to pull down his pants, and finally avoided the embarrassment of the pants being pulled down by the brain show, but he never expected that the poor pants could not withstand the great force of the stand-in and the hero Rivalry, tearing, breaking above the knee, and the good trousers instantly turned into rag shorts.

Lancer was stunned, and immediately let go: "Uh."

Jonah patted Lancer and laughed loudly: "You are finished, the last person who broke Jotaro's pants has been left ashes by Euler, that pair of pants is worth [-] yen, and this one is worth [-] yen .”

Lancer immediately put himself into a sitting posture: "I didn't mean to, I'm very sorry!"

His answer was a string of invincible syllables: "Ola Ola Ola."

Platinum Star, attack.