brother's bizarre adventure

The happy days are short-lived. After a brief "father's kindness and son's filial piety", Jonah ushered in a soul question and answer.

"Dad, how did you become what you are now?"

Hearing this question, Jonah wrinkled his expression into a Tianjin Goubuli bun, and said to him from left to right: "Uh, this, it was an accident, and it will be over soon. Don't ask the reason, it's a rollover."

Xu Lun showed a regretful expression: "If it's possible." She looked at Jotaro, "It must be very interesting for Dad to become like Dad." Double larva dad, nice!

"Oh." Jonah imagined that kind of scene, every pore of his body was full of joy, he put on the same expression as Xu Lun, looked at Jotaro, "Jotaro, do you want to try it, rejuvenating medicine, hahahahaha "Your brother can do it, so can my brother, double macho jojo, come on!

Jotaro: "I refuse." Don't even think about it.

Holding on to the hat: "I went to the seaside, and recently found a new species of starfish in Fuyuki." Platinum Star regretted letting go of the two-headed figure and returned to the main body.

"Cut, it's an escape. Fuyuki doesn't have a new species of starfish at all." Jonah muttered as he watched Jotaro leave.

Huo Zhixin floated over with joy, and said in a relaxed tone, "I've been saved." The fact that he was held in the hands of a strong man as a figure is true... However, fortunately, he didn't realize that besides Jotaro, there were two stand-ins messenger.

"Si Guoyi!" Shi Liberty and Golden Experience appeared, surrounded by Huo Zhigao, showing a very humane expression, "Oh la/Mu Da."

"Sack of bridge beans, what do you guys want to do?" Huo Zhigao panicked a million times.

"Woo big."

Touching the head of the gold experience, pinching the shoulders of the stone freely, is completely different from the platinum star.

"Haha, itchy." Huo Zhi laughed happily, and gave fruit to two doubles who were much older than him, "Come, feel Papa's love."

"Oh la/Mu Da."

quite a harmonious scene.

Jonah's black line: "This bastard, still talking about me, is coaxed into losing his sanity faster than anyone else." When he wanted to continue talking, a phone call came from the room.Say hello to Xu Lun and Qiao Luno, jump off the chair and go back to the room to get the phone.

Kishibe Luhan called and got through: "Moxi Moxi, this is an empty call."

"Huh? The voice is wrong. Hey, brat, let your dad answer the phone." Kishibe Rohan's voice was full of impatience.

"I'm Kongtiao, because of a little accident, my voice is different now, and it will be fine soon." Jonah coughed lightly, explaining the situation.

Kishibe Rohan didn't believe it, and asked a question that only the two of them knew: "When did you sign the animation contract?"

Jonah replied in seconds: "X month x day. You can believe it, it is indeed me."

"Although I don't know what you did to make yourself like this, but..." Kishibe Rohan's voice came from the back of the molars, "What's the situation with the dark magic girl manga you outsourced, you haven't done it recently Look at the comments below, the resentment is so great that it can cause a curse. The hurt readers even ran to the main Araki account and demanded that this fan author be sanctioned, because he destroyed the beauty of magical girls."

"?" Jonah's head was full of question marks, his brain was cramped and he said confidently, "What's the difference between a magical girl and a salted fish if she doesn't have some darkness!" Old Xu, you say so.

"Huh?!" Kishibe Rohan was shocked, and then yelled, "Is this the subject of magical girls in your mind? Damn it!"

What's the matter, Jonah scratched his head, why is Sansan, an old man from the northwest, so excited all of a sudden.

"Calm down, I'll go and see what's going on with the outsourced staff now. If you think something's wrong, you can post an article to appease the readers, saying that the Dark Chapter is an absolutely impossible world line. Everyone will defeat the boss and live happily together."

"It's not too bad, go and find out the situation quickly, if you don't give a reasonable explanation, your vest will be blown away." Put down the cruel words, and hang up the phone.

Jonah held the phone and walked to the second floor, thinking, Masaka Kishibe Rohan-sensei is a fan of horse monkey shochu, and he can't accept the dark side, but he clearly knows that the prototype of magical girls is a muscular man, so he can still be sincere. , hiss, awesome.As expected of a cartoonist, he can easily separate the prototype from the character.

Unscrewing the door: "Gimpika, did you post a new episode of Dark Magical Girl, someone called me and scolded me for throwing a knife...Wow, what kind of image do you have!"

In the studio, the curtains were tightly closed, and it was clear that it was broad daylight, but the room was completely dark, except for a lamp on the desk emitting a dim yellow light. Jinpika turned his head in the light, with blue and black eye circles, a strange smile, and a pen tightly clenched There seemed to be black air coming out of the sky, turning into a demon in the air.

"Yo, empty bar." He said.

Jonah closed the door expressionlessly, thinking to himself, damn it, he didn't wake up, what kind of strange filter is this, rubbed his eyes, and opened the door again.

The strange background and the demonic image disappeared, the curtains were opened, and the sun shone into the room. Gympika was resting his feet on the table, giggling at the computer screen.

"Hahahahaha, feel the joy bestowed by the king."

This is the correct way to open it. Jonah walked into the room: "Hey, Kim Pika, have you published a new one? Someone called me to complain about the plot."

"It's because those people's acceptance is too low." Gympika pointed to the comments on the screen, "This time there are more comments than last time. They say they don't like it, but they discuss it more enthusiastically than anyone else. Is this human, Miscellaneous? .”

Jonah leaned over to read the comments, yelling, accusing, seriously analyzing the plot, blah blah, etc. It was quite lively: "Yeah, the buff of the Golden Rule is outrageous."

"I'll take a look at the manuscript."

"It's up there."

"Okok, let me see what the accused plot looks like." To be honest, before reading it, Jonah didn't think so. He had experienced the first-person perspective. Can the third-person comics still be used? It must be impossible.

Facts have proved that he is too naive. Sometimes, the authorities are obsessed, and the third perspective is more conducive to a complete feeling of the story.

After finishing the new chapter, I don’t know whether it was the influence of the larvae or Gympika’s excellent artistry. With tears in his eyes, Jonah held Gympika and shook it crazily: “Damn, hate, how can you treat Rum like this, you bastard.”

Kim Picka remained motionless, and even kept laughing: "You gave the plot outline, how can you say that the king is an asshole and rude."

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The first chapter is not like this, say, why did it suddenly become now

Kim Picka was very displeased with Archer's fist and punched back: "You use the command spell to restrict the freedom of the king, and you ask why the king draws so finely, are you an idiot, miscellaneous repair!" It is already restrained if you don't draw 20 bans , This bastard actually pretended to be stupid.

"The stand-in has been beating you all the time, so don't try to run away this time." Jonah smirked and raised his fist, "Ulla Ula Ula Ula."

"Miscellaneous repair, Sine!"

In the room, the two cubs huddled together, without the slightest demeanor of the oldest king and a reliable adult, the cubs would indeed lose their intelligence, ahhhhhhh.

The fight between the heroic masters did not last too long. Huo Zhigao, who realized something was wrong, led the two stand-in messengers to the second floor, separated the two with absolute strength, and taught them with a serious expression like the class teacher who found the students fighting Two leather children.

If you want to ask the two leather children if they listened, of course they didn't.

Huo Zhigao was quite collapsed, the ontology gave up thinking and really treated himself like a child, his brain was getting more and more convulsive day by day.Seven days have passed, and if Kim Picka sneaks another dose of rejuvenation medicine, he will not be able to survive.

"Be sober, Jona, you are a mature and stable adult, don't give up on treatment." Huo Zhigao stretched out his hands and feet, Ula's body, trying to make him sober, "If you continue like this, I really want to leave home Run away. I'm Range A, I can go anywhere."

Jonah blinked his green eyes, with a standard cub expression: "What are you talking about, I've been awake."

Huo Zhixin's bristling hair was half drooping: "It's over, even the disobedience of the appearance of an adult thinking larva is gone. I'm going to bask in the sun and calm down."

"Inexplicable." Jonah scratched his head, not paying attention to his question at all, but felt that there was something wrong with Huo Zhixiu, and was about to say something when the phone rang.

This time it wasn't Kishibe Rohan, but a cross-border call from Europe.

Kenneth: "Mr. Kujo, we have found a way to harmlessly disassemble the magic power source of the Holy Grail. We will leave for Fuyuki tomorrow. What is the current situation of the Holy Grail War on your side?"

Jonah:? ? ?

I know every word, but I can't understand it together.

Puzzled and asked: "Disassemble the Holy Grail, why do you want to dismantle it?"

Kenneth:!!!

Not right, very wrong.

"This voice, you are not Kujo-kun, who are you?"

"It's me. There was an accident. If you don't believe me, you can call Kirei. You have his contact information."

The call was immediately hung up.

"This man is so rude, Huo Zhi is glad you know him." Jonah held the phone and asked his substitute, with an expression that did not seem to be fake.

Huo Zhigao asked cautiously: "Do you still remember why we came to Fuyuki?"

Jonah tilted his head: "Grab the Holy Grail? No, it's the summoning of the Holy Grail to let it be born."

"No!" Huozhi happily shook Jonah, "It's the Holy Grail, tear it down." Before the Holy Grail War started, he contacted Kenneth and Kotomine Kirei, saying that the polluted Holy Grail was going to be removed. The plan was very good. But I can recall what I did after I arrived in Fuyuki. I didn’t do anything, I just played around every day.After becoming a child, it was even more extreme, and even forgot the purpose of dismantling the Holy Grail. This is by no means something that Kim Picka's rejuvenating medicine can do.

After figuring out the ins and outs, Huo Zhigao was furious: "The holy grail of xx (expletive words) can't be played by the bright ones, but it's actually tricked!" The polluted holy grail was unwilling to be removed, and quietly interfered with the development of the matter through the influence of the heroic spirit.

Once you realize this, a clear thread emerges in your mind.

"The Heroic Spirit contract to snatch the golden pickup is a bad move. The more Command Spells are used, the stronger the interference from the Holy Grail's thinking hints will be. Coupled with the larvae buff, the situation is the same as it is now, the car is overturned, and the car is overturned."

Huo Zhixin let go of the main body, no longer tried to wake it up, but found it was too late, and it was already hopeless.

Jonah was overjoyed: "You found something, your expression suddenly became weird."

"It's nothing, I'm thinking about how to save the world and the brain-dead body."

"You're stupid, Sinet!"

"Well, go and play house." Touching the head of the body, Huo Zhixiu's whole body was full of fighting spirit, and the bgm that only he could hear sounded, "I will defeat the bottom boss this time, and I It is invincible!"

Jonah: The bicep really affects IQ, this guy is hopeless, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.