brother's bizarre adventure

Gilgamesh:? ? ? ? ?

Did this guy have a problem with his brain because he didn't grab the driver's seat?If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, and there must be other purposes.

The most ancient king began to think about the real purpose of these words, and quickly thought of something, waved away the rose, and was furious: "You use such words to distract this king!" Eloquent.Is he the King of Heroes who will agree to the declaration of friendship casually? Besides, his aesthetics is a "lady" like Saber, not with long hair standing on end, not well dressed, but a muscular brother who runs around the world in a loincloth Noble and strong man.

What, you said that it is not a muscular man but a plant.That doesn't work, the species are different, and there is no future.

Regarding Gilgamesh's reaction, Huo Zhigao expressed: ...

He thought about many reactions, attacking, shocking, and accepting, but he never expected it to be this way. The focus is still wrong when the straight ball hits this point.

Roaring inwardly: Is the steering wheel the only thing on your mind, Gan.How can you cultivate your keenness as a king!

The roar is the roar, and the strategy must continue.After tidying up his emotions, he sighed, and once again offered Daisuke Ono's gentle voice: "It's not distracting, King of Heroes, I'm serious."

Now that he can no longer deceive himself, Gilgamesh stared at the bouquet of red and gold roses first, then took his hands off the steering wheel and turned his head to stare at the fire with an indescribable expression and a very arrogant expression. Happy.

"Dating? Seriously?"

There it was, there it was, the familiar dumbfounded expression.

The joy of fire: scored twice, the shocked expression is just too pleasant hahaha.The degree of pleasure is no worse than that of the main body, nice!

However, what he didn't know was that the shocked expression was scored three times. Before he knew it, the priest was also hit so that his expression split.

But now is not the time to be shocked, there are more important things to attend to.

"Look at the road, look at the road, there is a sharp curve ahead!" Huo Zhi was happy to see the road conditions from the corner of his eye, sweating, and immediately threw the rose into the back seat, turning the vine to control the reverse wheel.

The speed of the car was too fast, and it was about to break through the guardrail. Huo Zhixin was not enough to control the steering wheel through the air, so he directly blurred his figure and floated to the driving position. With a dazzling and precise B operation, he controlled the car that almost fell off the cliff to the correct path.Wiping off the sweat that didn't exist, I was about to return to the original body habitually, but it turned out that something was wrong.

Grass, Kim Pika on the seat, Raiders Pills.

Sure enough, Gilgamesh's deep voice came: "You are very brave to touch my king's things without the king's permission." This guy was indeed distracting him with a declaration of friendship, and then took the opportunity to touch him. The throne, the crumbs of the deceitful king!

Huo Zhixie flashed back to the co-pilot immediately, pretending nothing happened.

Open your eyes and talk nonsense: "King of Heroes, your driving skills are very good."

Of course the king will not be confused by this level of flirting. At this time, Gilgamesh has figured out something different. This guy's purpose is not just to distract attention and grab a car, nor is it a so-called real relationship. .If you have other and deeper goals, you have to find a way to get them out, and then fight back.

It's not a serious human being, but a spiritual body, at most it can be regarded as the left and right hands of the main body or an important part of it, and it's a woolen thread.

The left hand of a natural person has a thinking that is different from that of the brain. Except for the shape, it looks like a human everywhere, but no matter how much it resembles a human, it is not a human.Who would associate with someone else's left hand? Take ten thousand steps back. Even if you really want to associate with the left hand, you don't need to associate with the hand alone. If you soak the subject in the hand, you need both the natural person and the mutant hand. Isn't it exciting and unpleasant?

As a king, fraternity is the normal way of thinking.

Thinking of this, Gilgamesh drove the car to the side of the road and stepped on the brakes. After the tires howled, the car stopped steadily.

She hugged her chest and looked at the stand-in next to her with a bad expression who was so smart that she shouted out a declaration of friendship: "Tell me, what is the real purpose, don't try to deceive this king." Don't be silly, just ask directly, it doesn't matter if you can't find out, Wang's There is Tuzhen wine in the treasure, hehe.

Huozhi was delighted to see Gilgamesh calm down so quickly and instinctively felt something was wrong, but he couldn't think of a reason.So he manipulated the vine to pick up the rose that had just been thrown in the back seat, and handed it to Gilgamesh again, sincerely: "I'm really serious."

Gilgamesh: ...Continue, I will just quietly watch your performance.

Silence, silence to an almost awkward atmosphere.

Huo Zhigao was very puzzled in his heart, and a drooping flower bud quietly popped up on his forehead, which looked like a question mark at first glance.Isn’t this process right? Straight balls and sincerity should be very useful, so is it necessary to hit a straight ball a third time?

Although he uttered bold words, he has never been in love.The emotional history of the ontology does not count, but the ontology is easy and difficult.Soaking Gilgamesh is difficult in hell and cannot be referenced.

I feel that the flower in my hand is a bit hot, I can't take it back, I can't continue it, I am so happy that the strategy is about to fail, I go back in such a despondent way, where to save face, I have to think about it.

Let me think about the follow-up plan.The flower buds on the head stood up, full of energy.

Seeing this scene, Gilgamesh didn't understand, and thought that something interesting would happen, but if it was just these things, it would be too boring.There is no reason to be interesting except roses, and I feel dull.

It's like watching a spider bite a person and turn into a human. When others were about to praise the beauty of life, the spider-man raised his hand and grabbed a flying insect and sent it to his mouth, calling it delicious.

The form has changed, but the inside has not changed at all.

The current so-called relationship declaration is like this. It can be seen at a glance that it is a false lie, but it is too boring to pretend to be true.

Still, to be fair, the flower is not bad, worthy of a king.

However, the operations other than roses are too routine, what is it to send flowers, if you have the ability, just come up directly.

Don't human beings like to kiss when they communicate? Come, come, come, don't gossip, just act directly. This is a bit of sincerity.

No fun, no fun, no fun.

Sitting on the back with a relaxed posture, he said: "If you can't come up with an interesting reason, this king will not easily forgive your rudeness." It has always been only the king who favors others, and there is no reason to do the opposite.

Huo Zhigao hasn't figured out the next action plan yet, and the progress of the strategy is followed by a big danger sign raised by Kim Picka, and it seems that there is a countdown on the progress bar. There is no reason for the countdown to end, and the progress returns to zero directly.

Putting the flower on his lap, scratching his head, he felt that things were getting out of his way.

What kind of situation is this kind of déjà vu that the progress is about to fail at the very beginning? It’s okay to fail, but he doesn’t even know why he failed. Is this the difficulty of hell?

However, he is so happy that he is not a stand-in for giving up lightly. Since the method of hitting a straight ball is not good, and there is no reason to make up, there is another trick that cannot be used unless it is absolutely necessary, and that is-to confess!

His core purpose is to make others think that he has succeeded in picking up gold pickups, thereby persecuting others to gain pleasure. Under this purpose, whether it is a real relationship or a fake relationship is not important at all, as long as it is what it is.

Frankly, explain the plan clearly, and believe that Gilgamesh, who is happy to pursue pleasure, will not let this rare pleasure go.

With a light cough, he adjusted the gentle voice of Daisuke Ono to his usual invincible voice: "Don't be surprised by what I'm going to say next."

"There is nothing in the sky or on earth that can shock this king."

Huo Zhixiu thought to himself, nonsense, you just heard the announcement of the relationship and you were so shocked that you didn't care about the steering wheel, and almost turned over with the car, but this is just a thought, you can't say it.

After the complaints, I started from the third-party perspective that is very easy to misunderstand. The most invincible stand-in is about to make the most violent speech of the heroic spirit as the first part, and ends with the plan of persecuting other people for pleasure in the name of dating.

The beginning, development, and ending are all in order, a perfect script.

Gilgamesh was really interested. When he heard the announcement, the corners of his mouth twitched. When he heard the plan, his red eyes narrowed, and his expression was quite happy.

After listening to the narration, he laughed a few times, and said, "This plan is approved by the king. But..." He turned around, his eyes flashed with a dangerous light, and he stared at Huo Zhigao, with a bewitching tone in his tone, "Your technique is too immature, and it's easy to be seen as flawed. Let me teach you what to do with the people in your relationship. Only in this way can you deceive more people and get more pleasure."

If you want to cooperate with the king to get pleasure, you have to be prepared to be pleasured first. Gilgamesh controlled his expression and slowly waited for the prey to enter the pit.

Huo Zhixin was immersed in the joy of the plan's success, not aware of the danger, and scratched his head: "Ah, immature, I think it's okay." But deep down, he actually agrees with Gilgamesh's judgment.Mingming carefully prepared gifts and hit a straight ball, but was seen through at a glance, and the strategy was terminated.Judging from the results, the evaluation of immaturity is quite right.

The smile on Gilgamesh's face deepened: "Yes, immature, let me teach you how to determine the relationship." The bewitching buff doubled.

"Oh, okay." Huo Zhixin thought that Gilgamesh was going to teach him skills, so he leaned over his body and listened carefully.

As he got closer, his body felt an inexplicable force of gravity, pulling him to Gilgamesh's side.

Looking down carefully, the grass is the lock of the sky, the bridge bean sack, why should the lock of the sky be used to teach skills, a bad feeling came to my heart.

However, it was too late, and Gilgamesh stretched out his hands with an expression of a successful plan.

Huo Zhixin felt his head was lifted, Gilgamesh's face turned up, his expression could go to a romance movie to win the Best Actor Award, and blocked his eyes and mouth at a speed that looked slow but was actually fast.

For five seconds, Gilgamesh stayed for five seconds.

Raising his head, the image of a muscular man giving up thinking was reflected in the red vertical pupils. Opening Wang Cai, he took out a glass of fine wine and took a sip gracefully. Wang's aura was fully opened, and he said, "Have you learned it? This is the declaration of communication."

The strong man didn't say a word, his skin shattered, the branches grew wildly, and exploded into potted plants on the spot.

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At the same time, Jonah felt a little discomfort on his lips, but he didn't take it to heart at first, thinking that Huozhigao was doing well.

Just as he was about to say a few words of plastic praise to him, Huo Zhi's happy and out-of-witted voice swiped the screen in the private chat.

"I was kissed by Kim Pika, by..."

Jonah:! ! ! !

Things were going wrong, and without thinking about the reasons, he immediately found Kotomine Kirei.

"Kirei, is there any muddy water in the church, get me some, I want to wash my mouth!"