brother's bizarre adventure

Kotomine Kirei was doing daily prayers in the prayer room, when he heard the good request, he closed the Bible in his hand.

Muddy water?

He said he had never heard such a strange request.

Shaking his head: "There is no muddy water, what's the matter with you." Sitting on the chair in the prayer room, he looked unable to recover from the blow, and was still laughing and chatting about the substitute just now.Washing his mouth, could it be that his stand-in has made progress, but even if there is progress, he shouldn't be so repulsive, he should be prepared to let the person out.

Jonah's expression was indescribable: "It's very complicated and embarrassing. Let's not mention this for now. Is there really no muddy water?" After being forced, it is the ostrich mentality of wanting to pretend nothing happened.What can I do if my own double overturns as the main body? After laughing, clean up the game.

Private chat comforting: "Happy Fire, don't be sad, be happy, you are a substitute in the name of happy. If you continue to be decadent, maybe you will change your name to Sad Fire, it doesn't sound good."

"Shut up." Huo Zhigao became angry from embarrassment, feeling that the main body was acting strangely.gas.

"Pfft." Jonah couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"You're still laughing!" A misoperation, a new world famous painting was born, he could already imagine the main body drawing comics with a weird smile on his desk, damn it!

"Cough cough, stop laughing, stop laughing, puff... I really don't laugh anymore. I'm going to wash my mouth now, and physically erase the fact that you were kissed forcibly."

Roaring: "It's not repairable, it's not a forced kiss. It's an accidental contact." Even if the overturning is a foregone conclusion, Huo Zhigao still doesn't intend to admit that he overturned, and immediately corrects the content he repeated in the previous stage of ignorance.

"Gilgamesh agreed to my pursuit of dating, this wave is a big victory for me."

Listen, what is self-deception, this is self-deception.

Jonah wanted to laugh even more. Before he could laugh out loud, Huo Zhixin added another sentence in the private chat: "Hurry up and wash your mouth, hurry up."

After such an interruption, the smile disappeared, and Jonah was annoyed: "Got it, right now." Accept the facts and be happy, you overturned.

After cutting off the private chat, he looked at Kotomine Kirei, hoping that he could pull out the muddy water from Miracle's back.

The priest shook his head and said firmly, "No." Theoretically, there is no dust in a sacred place like a church, so how could there be muddy water.

Jonah was very disappointed. He gritted his teeth, stood up and walked out with a distorted expression: "I'll adjust it myself, huh!"

Wash your mouth with muddy water, the traditional ability of the jo family, can produce a critical strike effect on the "boss harassment" treasure, and on the pleasure monster.A certain probability can trigger the sound effect: As expected of xx, it is easy to do what we can't do.

Kotomine Kirei didn't know about the tradition of Jonah's family, and he was quite shocked to see him insist on looking for muddy water despite his obvious expression of reluctance.Bridge bean sacks, friends, a little touch as far as it goes.

Although he felt that the scene was a bit pleasant, but out of health and hygiene considerations, he called Jonah to stop.

"Wait, if it's just for cleaning, instead of muddy water, there is holy water."

Jonah stopped and slapped his thighs in his heart, I'm so stupid, for the "boss" treasure, besides muddy water, there is also holy water, cleaning and sanitation will work quickly.As for the possibility of missing the sound effect triggered by the muddy water, it doesn't matter, if you miss it, just miss it.

There are many ancestral sound effects in the family.

For example, when Huo Zhigao made bold words not long ago, the bgm played in the background: jojo, I won't be a stand-in anymore!

Shaking his head, getting rid of the messy thoughts in his heart, he turned his head and walked quickly to the priest: "Holy water, nice, I want a basin!" Double purification at the physical and mysterious level.

"One pot, will it be too much?"

"No, if I can, I want a ton." Call Huo Zhixin back and wash his brains, if he fails to pick someone up, he will be picked up instead, and he will be ashamed and thrown at home, get out of the group, buddy.

Kotomine Kirei: ...

Although very speechless, he did not refuse, saying: "Wait a moment."

After 10 minutes, a basin of holy water was really placed in front of Jonah. In order to show that this was not ordinary tap water, the holy water exuded a faint holy light. If you listen carefully, you can hear prayers.

The sense of ceremony is full.

Jonah had never seen such water before, and he was stunned: "Is this what holy water looks like?" When he was traveling, he visited many churches, and he had seen so-called holy water before, and it was completely indistinguishable from ordinary water.I just received holy water because I really dislike muddy water. When I met a step, I went straight down the slope. I was prepared in my heart that it was ordinary water. Otherwise, I wouldn’t ask for a pot.

Kotomine Kirei: "I added magic, I just made it." It's actually a magic special effect.In the process of doing it, the Lord did not send any punishment, which shows that the Lord does not care and is happy.

"Si Guoyi." I buried my head in the basin to add a purification buff to myself, and for a minute, I couldn't hold back until I couldn't hold back before raising my head.

With water droplets on his face, his face was full of happiness: "nice, it's comfortable, the holy water is really easy to use."

The priest handed over a tissue: "Wipe."

"Thank you." Jonah took the tissue, carefully wiped off the water droplets on his face, and wiped it over and over again as he passed his lips.

While wiping, chatted privately: "Happy fire, do you feel it? I washed it for a full minute with holy water!"

"Ok, Ok."

Jonah didn't want to let the overturned guy go easily, and asked, "Do you want to buy a golden pickup?"

"Bubble..." The voice was full of momentum at first, but after saying a word, it immediately dropped down, "No more bubbles, no more bubbles."

Jonah was very relieved, and knew that it was a good thing to admit defeat.

"Still wavering or not?"

Huo Zhixin had nothing to say about this, but he didn't want to admit it quickly, so he regained his mentality and quibbled: "It's not called Lang if the long-range substitute goes out for a walk, and the substitute is controlled by the body, how can it be called Lang."

The word # popped out of Jonah's forehead. You don't know who is controlling it. It's your own decision to control a ghost.

Self-aware doubles who can hate people are really hateful.

"If you failed to pick someone up, you got picked up instead. You almost caught me. It's too embarrassing. Come back quickly. Let's retreat strategically." Commonly known as running away, Kim Pika, so terrifying, can't afford to be provoked or hide.The next time I come to Fuyuki, I will bring the Platinum Star, and I will stop at Jinpica to think about it, hahahaha.

Huo Zhigao: "I'll be here soon, I'll be alone first."

"It's up to you." Jonah was about to quit the private chat, when he thought of one thing, he solemnly reminded, "Brother Ignition, don't make trouble again, I used a whole pot of holy water. The priest almost thought I was possessed by a demon. "This is nonsense, used to fool Happy Huo and tell him not to mess around.

"Yeah, Kamaxi, you are so noisy." He took the initiative to cut off the private chat.

Jonah shrugged and shook his head inwardly. Today's Yakamaxi is not fierce at all. It seems that this guy has a lot of psychological shadows and really needs to calm down.

I thought, if I still can’t calm down after I come back, buy him a set of math problems. Math makes people calm, especially when they can’t do it.

I don't know which one is more terrifying, Kim Picka's forced kiss, or the math problem that I can't solve, and the shadow is bigger. I hope people can survive it, Amen.

When you're done wiping, put down the tissue and let out a sigh of relief.

Seeing this, Kotomine Kirei raised his eyebrows slightly, and felt that it was time to ask a question. He asked, "What happened? We need so much holy water." It must be quite interesting to make Jonah act impulsively, and he Interesting things on the body often mean two words - pleasure.

Hearing this question, Jonah's relaxed mood broke down again, and he sighed and covered his face: "The guy Huozhixue said he was going to go to Gilgamesh, but he was too poor in skills and inexperienced, so he was killed and kissed by the other party. It's shameful." , what a shame."

And this joy!No, there is such a sad thing?

Kotomine Kirei knew that now was not the time to be happy, so he suppressed a smile and comforted him: "That is the King of Heroes after all, even nobles who are self-sufficient and elegant can get angry enough to quarrel, it is not wrong for Huozhixiu to be killed instead."

"Hearing what you said, I feel even more depressed. Tokiomi Tohsaka has been resisting for almost ten years. Happy Huo arrogantly said that he would buy a gold pickup. In a blink of an eye, the situation reversed. Let alone ten years, I see it in 10 minutes." None." This is an exaggeration, 10 minutes is still there.

A muffled voice came from under the palm of Jonah's face: "And you can laugh if you want, I'm mentally prepared to tell the story."

Quietly waiting for the upcoming burst of laughter, but there was silence.

"Kirei?" Could it be that the priest has changed his sex, it shouldn't be, how could he not be happy about such an interesting thing.

The name was called out, but there was no movement in the space, as if there was no one there.

and no one?kindness?

Jonah lifted it up and looked towards the prayer room. The black line fell down. The priest disappeared at some point, and now the prayer room was empty except for him.

"Yeah, did you go out before I spoke?" It was so sweet, Jonah found a way out for himself.

The emotion had just risen, and wanton laughter came from outside the door. The laughter was full of joy, and it couldn't stop at all.

Jonah: I thought I left early to avoid embarrassment, but I never thought I ran out to laugh. I have never heard the priest smile so openly. Is it so funny? Really.

Well, it's really funny.

Damn it, I've all gone out, and if I stay a little farther away, I can almost hear laughter, and my mood is very complicated.

Kirei must have calculated the distance, intentionally, Gan, it's all Happy Fire's fault!

One more math problem!

He got up and opened the door to go out. The laughter stopped abruptly just as he opened the door. When he poked his head out, the priest held the cross with a calm expression: "What's the matter?"

Jonah: You were laughing so loudly just now, did you install a switch, it stopped so quickly.

After closing the door, the laughter came out again.

After opening the door, the laughter stopped again, and the priest changed his position, with his usual expressionless expression.If it weren't for the fact that the laughter just now was indeed Joji Nakata's voice, it would be hell.

Jonah went out: "Stop pretending, you've been laughing all the time, and you haven't stopped at all." It's a talent to stop laughing so happily and pretend nothing happened. It's terrifying.

Kotomine Kirei raised his mouth slightly: "No, that's enough." It's fine to smile behind your back, but if you smile in front of your face, you'll definitely get Ripple's fist, he's not stupid.

Jonah nodded happily: "I'll invite you to eat mapo tofu this afternoon, let Huo Zhihappy make it for you. He can display stronger cooking skills during the period of grief and anger, and he will definitely make you enjoy it."

"Thank you. I'm going to buy peppers." Kotomine Kirei was very satisfied with today, first of all, he reaped the rare joy, and he was able to eat his favorite food. He couldn't be happier.

Pray sincerely: Merciful Lord, your faithful lamb hopes to be like this every day, Amen.

Master: You go away, you heretic priest who uses magic special effects to make holy water.