brother's bizarre adventure

Jonah, a madman with a brain so big that he can change the JO3 demon of all the hunks into a magical girl and combine the initial D with the Holy Grail War. Bigger speaking.

For a moment, my mind was buzzing, I was shocked and numb at the same time, and I deeply realized my own weakness, and understood that in the field of brain holes, there are people who are superior to others.

"Brother Huo, I would like to call you Brother Huo, you won."

Huo Zhigao obviously enjoyed the reaction of the main body very much, and laughed wildly in the private chat: "nice! I'm going to pick him up!"

"Bridge bean sack." Jonah didn't want to accept the reality so easily, stopped him, and asked, "Bubble, bubble tea, you know how to pursue people, don't you, do you pursue heroic spirits? The relationship between human beings cannot be set on the basis of heroic spirits." and a substitute." That is Gilgamesh, the oldest hero king, who is said in history not to leave the bride to her husband, nor to leave her daughter to her mother; after ten years in the world, the wave is enough to make the elegant magician so angry that they quarreled fiercely people.Just rely on the joy of fire, the shape of the muscles, hang.

Voice-over: Brother Qiao, wake up, you are starting to think about the possibility of becoming a heroic spirit. Could it be that your shock is fake!

The voiceover without bgm can be ignored. Huo Zhixin carefully analyzed Jonah's question: "Understood, just like you, with five-point skills, five-point face and height, plus money ability, it is quite easy to find a girlfriend. Take it away." These factors, I have almost no advantage over Gilgamesh, it all depends on ability. He is really a tricky character, but isn’t this better!” At the end of the analysis, he was very excited, this is more difficult than breaking the world If the matter is taken down by him, then...hahahahaha, happy!

A feat that even the invincible Platinum star could not achieve, making this order fully proves that he is happy to be Nissan.

Jonah was speechless: "Your analysis is analysis, what are you dragging me into the water for, scumbag."

"It's easy to understand, it's easy to understand." Huo Zhigao popped his head, "Gilgamesh is going to drag racing, this opportunity can't be missed." The acceleration action left the body, and he was so excited that he sang during the period, "Goodbye to the body, I will go tonight Go on a long voyage, don't worry about me, I have wisdom and happy oars~"

"Don't sing Happy Planet on such a funny occasion, shit, don't open your mouth." Jonah was worried that Huo Zhigao would make some unacceptable scene in front of him, so he immediately covered his face. , I didn't open my fingers to watch the show as before.

At the same time, the villain in his heart conflicted fiercely, one asked him to be tougher, took Huo Zhixiu back into his body, and prevented him from going out to cause trouble.One said, man, Gilgamesh is not stupid, and he will not cooperate with Huo Zhigao's performance. This is because he has a whim and a whim, and he will give up after trying a few times without making progress.

In the end, letting the villain gain the upper hand, because it said a very reasonable reason: "Take this thing back, he might be able to talk about the body in a private chat in a fit of anger, although it is immune, it is very annoying. "

If this becomes a reality, life will be impossible, and no matter how cool the talk is, it will be like listening to chanting.It's better to release the suddenly nervous double to harm the heroic spirit.King of heroes, believe in you, you can ignore this so-called pursuit, come on!

Huo Zhixin didn't know that he was almost taken back and was trapped in the consciousness space and was not allowed to come out. He was as heartless as before, ignoring Jonah's question, floated to the passenger seat, opened the door and sat gracefully, taking his own Daisuke's voice was the most gentle: "Jill, I'm in the co-pilot, let's go for a drive."

Gilgamesh is inexplicable, is this guy's brain broken, and suddenly he is so familiar: "Don't call me so kind, I don't know you well, what are you running here for, this king is going to start it. Also, talk well, you will be fine." Even if I disguise my voice as a magical girl, I won't give up the driving seat to you."

Huo Zhigao: This guy's focus is completely wrong!

But who is he, Uncle Huo? Is he a substitute who will give up at the slightest difficulty? Of course not, go!

Adjust your mood and return your tone to normal: "Well, I was rude, it won't be like this in the future." Put on your seat belt, "Of course I'm here because I want to go for a ride together. When I go out for a drag race, the co-pilot doesn't have the audience shouting at any time. I have nothing to do with salted fish." what a difference."

"I'm sure of this reason." Gilgamesh didn't have the slightest doubt, or under normal circumstances, no one would think about pursuing that direction. This is even more bizarre than the fact that the dinosaurs became extinct because they traveled in alien spaceships.

"Wait, why are you wearing a seat belt? Is it because you are not confident in my skills?"

Huo Zhigao is serious: "This is a sense of ritual, and proper rituals are conducive to obtaining pleasure." The reason is nonsense. The real situation is that he is worried that Gilgamesh's drag racing skills are too bad, and he will run out of anger. Take a reminder to yourself that if this guy is really not good at technology, he has to be patient and can't leave.

Gilgamesh felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't think of any openings, so he said suspiciously, "Let me believe you." Ignite the ignition and step on the gas pedal in one go, started drifting, used the tires to make a semi-circle on the ground, turned around, and galloped away from the church.

This wave of operation is very good, with a taste of a street racer. It seems that Gilgamesh has had a very rich spare time these years, and he is no longer the drag racing rookie who used to "drive is to step on the accelerator".The only downside was that staying put Jonah and Kotomine Kirei were forced to inhale several breaths of car exhaust and the rubbery smell of tire friction.

Hearing the sound of the vehicle leaving, Jonah put down his self-deceiving hand to cover his face, looked in the direction of the vehicle leaving, melancholy: "Hey, Kirei, do you know a way to separate the double from the main body?"

Priest: ...

Friends, don't give up the treatment. Although the picture is indeed shocking, it is a misunderstanding.

If I can't think of consolation, I have to repeat the previous reason: "Sorry, I don't have a substitute and I don't know how to do it." If it is a heroic spirit, it is quite easy to deal with, kill it, no, defeat the Master, and transfer the Command Seal.

Jonah's expression was almost unlovable: "Although I'm mentally prepared, I'm still very disturbed to let him out. I always feel that that guy can cause bloodshed." Eating hot pot and singing songs with the priest, Suddenly, because the stand-in angered the heroic spirit, he was bloody on the spot, and he had to find someone to reason with.

Kotomine Kirei thought that Jonah was distressed by the misunderstanding scene just now, so he patted his shoulder to comfort him: "It's just a misunderstanding, it will be fine if they go out to play."

"No." Jonah's unlovable face turned violent, "He didn't go out for a racing car, he said he wanted to buy a gold pickup."

Kotomine Kirei:? !

He held the cross on his chest and kissed it, and the power of the Lord calmed him down.

Try to keep your tone calm: "I didn't hear clearly."

Seeing this kind of reaction that was exactly the same as his just now, Jonah felt a little comfort. Seeing others shocked really relieved the stress.

Repeat Huo Zhigao's rhetoric, and conclude: "So that guy is not going to drag racing at all, but to attack unattractable characters. Without the Platinum Star, I can't hold the Heroic Spirit. How can I repair it?"

Kotomine Kirei really didn't know how to comfort him now, and said dryly, "Your substitute is just a whim, and Archer won't take it seriously." There is one more thing he didn't say, the substitute is not a human being, only a roughly humanoid form, a human being What can be done can't be done by a substitute.Even if the joy of fire does light the fire, in a physical sense, nothing will happen between him and Gilgamesh.

Of course, only Jonah himself knows what step he has reached.

Although it was rude, I felt inexplicably happy when I thought of that scene.

Kotomine Kirei hurriedly kissed the cross again, praying to the Lord to forgive him for imagining his friend too much.

"Merciful Lord, I beg you for ten seconds, just ten seconds, please forgive my pursuit of pleasure for these ten seconds." After praying, regardless of whether the Lord replied to him, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, feeling the joy of Jonah's substitute. The pleasure he brings.

Jonah thought that Kotomine Kirei hadn't calmed down when he kissed the cross again, and didn't think in other directions, and said, "I hope Archer won't take it seriously. To be honest, I think so too." Who would notice that he was being pursued by a double? , Even if you understand, you won’t take it seriously, right?

Facts have proved that Jonah and the priest's imagination is not rich enough.Whether it's for his own substitute, or for Gilgamesh, a heroic spirit who can persist for nearly ten years.

……

On the outskirts of Fuyuki, there is a road leading to Einzberenberg. Even in the daytime, there are very few vehicles here, which is suitable for drag racing.At this moment, Kotomine Kirei's shiny golden car was rampaging on the road, completely ignoring the traffic rules. Gilgamesh laughed wildly from time to time, having a great time.

Huo Zhixin leaned his arms on the window sill, feeling the wind passing through his forehead while thinking about life.

Although Ontology temporarily accepts the reality and lets him come out to play, but he only comes to Fuyuki to deal with matters, and will not stay for too long. He will leave Fuyuki in a week at most, and he will follow suit.And Gilgamesh is obviously a stubborn stubble, no matter what method is used, it is impossible to get it within a week, so you have to think of an unusual method.

How can I get Kim Pica within a week? Huo Zhixie used his brain, and flowers exploded on his forehead, just like his rapidly diverging thinking.

The excited Gilgamesh was a little dissatisfied when he saw this scene: "Hey, there are no cheers as promised. Although blooming is also very interesting, you also need cheers."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Huo Zhixin pulled back his thoughts, raised his hand to pick up the flowers on his forehead, and was about to slap them into his arms for recycling, when he saw them suddenly a flash of inspiration came to his mind.

A brilliant idea arises.

"I'm so stupid, why are you obsessed with the real meaning of bubble words, as long as the ontology and others think that I have succeeded, I have figured out a way, hahaha."

Just thinking about it, Huo Zhixin patted the flower into his arm, and began to praise Gilgamesh's driving skills, coaxing him to laugh up to the sky.

"This king is the strongest hahaha."

Huo Zhixin thought to himself, yes yes yes, you are the strongest.While Gilgamesh was not paying attention to him, his arms turned into vines, brewing new buds, and this time he also used skin for the buds—rose skin.

This is not enough, some gold dots are inlaid on the big red flowers, catering to the aesthetics of the Gold Pickup.It is impossible for real roses to have this effect, but plants are eternal gods for substitutes.

The buds bloomed to their best form, and Huo Zhixin went down with a knife to cut off the branches and tied them into a bunch, and handed them to the steering wheel.

Smile: "King of Heroes, please associate with me!"