brother's bizarre adventure

Gilgamesh raised his chin slightly: "Yes." Approaching the driver's seat, he pulled Huo Zhixiu out, "But I want to sit in the driver's seat." Of course, driving is only interesting if you are in the driver's seat, the co-pilot has no soul.

Huozhi is happy to quit, he takes the co-pilot, where is the face of Precision B, besides, taking the co-pilot doesn't mean that he was taken away by Gilgamesh, no, absolutely not.

He opened the door and rushed into the cab to control the steering wheel: "This is my territory!" As he spoke, vines were drawn to bind Gilgamesh.The driving seat is not big enough to accommodate a strong man, but adding a strong man and a heroic spirit will make it very crowded, and no one can move around.So he had an idea, touched the armrest of the seat, put down the chair, Gilgamesh was carried back by the chair, looked at the fire with joy, and matched with the tied shape, very, um...

It's hard to describe, but Huo was so happy that he didn't realize that there was something wrong with his posture with Gilgamesh. He raised his fist and let out a fierce smile: "I'm in the driver's seat. Otherwise, don't think about it." Get out of your seat."

Gilgamesh calmly said, "Is this what you want to trap this king? This king can still defeat you with two hands." Golden ripples appeared behind the seat, and the weapon protruded.

Huo Zhixin panicked and yelled: "Qiaodou sack, this trick will destroy the car, none of us can play, put it away!" He grabbed the driver's seat and blew up the car, what a big deal.

"Hmph, it's a timely reminder, but I still have this." Gilgamesh didn't refuse to listen to the persuasion. Hearing this, he felt that it made sense. He retracted his weapon, and a brand new equipment appeared from the golden ripples. Lock!" The chain flew out from the ripples, tightly binding Huo Zhixiu like life force.

As far as you know how to bind, this king is also fine. Although the big man in front of him has no divinity and has no bonus to the hardness of the chain, the most basic chain function of the Sky Lock is not weaker than the plant vine. Let's see who can survive it. Who, come and hurt each other.

Huo Zhixin couldn't dodge in time, and was tied upright. Now he was in the same situation as Gilgamesh, losing mobility and unable to drive.

Plans for a steering wheel grab stalled.

He rolled his eyes and tried to negotiate: "Let go, let's go out and compete, whoever wins will take the driver's seat."

"You let it go first."

"You let it go first."

……

Deadlocked again.

Huo Zhixuan was angry from his heart, and he smashed his head with a hammer, and dubbed: "Smash, Kim Pika!"

Not to be outdone, Gilgamesh said, "Do you want to use this kind of attack to decide the winner? This king will give you this chance." He raised his head and slammed it back, "Sinai!"

So the two bound people began to hit each other with head hammers. The joy of fire is not strong enough for Gilgamesh to feel pain, but Gilgamesh has enough strength but the joy of fire is a plant, which can disperse the strength and is not afraid of pain, so this The attacks of the two are actually useless to each other. It's hard to tell whether the two are fighting or playing around.

Even if it was a joke, but they ignored a very important point—that is, when they attacked each other, part of the force was transmitted to the body through the seat, and the body moved synchronously with their movements.

Adults can understand the effect seen from a distance.

If nothing else, the car is in motion, and no one will go to the church parking lot to observe the car.When the two get tired of fighting, the easily misunderstood scenes will end soon.However, this little goblin, unexpectedly, always appears when people least expect it.

Jonah, who was chatting with Kotomine Kirei in the prayer hall, suddenly felt dizzy, the kind of dizziness caused by shaking his head back and forth.

He helped his temples to relieve the dizziness, and muttered, "What is this guy doing?"

Kotomine Kirei noticed that Jonah was a little uncomfortable, and the light of the healing technique lit up in his hand: "What's the matter, I have healing magic, do you want to try it?"

"Well, okay, I'm a little dizzy now."

After the healing technique fell, Jonah felt more comfortable, but soon, the dizziness hit, and it was heavier than before.Now there's nothing to say, Huo Zhigao must be doing something wrong.

Immediately chat privately: "Brother Huo, Lord Huo, what are you doing, I feel my head shaking and dizzy. Be quiet, I'm talking about something very important."

Huo Zhigao: "I'm busy, don't interrupt." Turn off the private chat and continue fighting.

Jonah: ...

At this time, he began to envy the heroic spirit system, at least the heroic spirit will not synchronize the senses with the Master.

Press the temples.

Seeing this, Kotomine Kirei wanted to use another healing technique, but Jonah raised his hand to stop it: "It's useless, it's my double who is doing something, let's go and see what he is doing." Close your eyes, feel the fire Pleased with your current location, get the directions and take the priest with you to leave the prayer room.

Not far away, just within the range of the church, they quickly approached the location of the joy of fire.

The first thing he saw was a car with the familiar gold paint and magical girl stickers, it was Kotomine Kirei's car.Under natural light, the golden color is gorgeous, and the stickers are kawaii. The contrast is extremely strong. If you go on the road, you must be the most beautiful boy in the audience.

Everything is perfect, the type Jonah wants, the only unexpected thing is that the car is moving now.

Bridge bean sack, why does a car that has not started and is parked in place move, is it about to explode? ? ?It wasn't like this before the explosion.

What is even more frightening is that Jonah's perception tells him that Huo Zhixiu is right ahead, in the car that is moving by itself.

As an adult male who usually reads a lot of films, he knew it was wrong, but looking at this car, he still couldn't help but think of some pictures.

Grass!Huozhigao what are you doing, grass, you are just a stand-in, without hardware.Wait, wait, he is a plant type, and plants are also known as tentacles, if, it seems that it is not impossible... Damn, I can't think about it anymore.

Jonah looked at Kotomine Kirei with an almost dumbfounded expression, trying to ask an answer that could reasonably explain the situation: "Uh, um, Kirei, is your car's engine broken and needs to be repaired?" Said the car was broken and needed to be repaired.

Kotomine Kirei didn't speak, but there was a sentence clearly written on his face: Don't deceive yourself, my car is fine, it's a problem other than the car.

Although this is a priest, he is a married priest, well, he understands everything an adult should know.

"Asshole." Jonah wiped his face and approached the car, ready to accept the reality.

The car was parked sideways, with the co-pilot facing Jonah and Kotomine Kirei.

After approaching, the door of the cab on the other side appeared to be open.

Jonah's expression suddenly became violent.

How can you cultivate, no matter what you are doing, at least close the door!

Get closer and hear the sound of the car.

"King of heroes, fall under the attack of my uncle, Ula Ula Ula Ula."

"This king is the unique hero king in heaven and earth, ￥%*#! (unknown voice)"

Once there is some kind of guess in the mind of preconceived ideas, how weird the current situation will be.

"Kirei." Jonah's tone was almost unrequited, "Is this a problem of Huozhi's pleasure or Gilgamesh's problem. Did you know that a substitute has no human foundation?"

Kotomine Kirei: "Sorry, I don't know, I don't have a substitute."

Jonah sighed, walked around the driver and walked to the driver's seat.

Kotomine Kirei didn't go with Jonah out of politeness and other factors, and stayed where he was, so he saw Jonah's stunned expression on his foot.

But this expression is obviously not like seeing the picture he guessed, but like seeing a picture that is completely inconsistent with imagination, but the picture is not worse than imagined.

It could be even more exciting, Kotomine Kirei aroused curiosity and walked over.

Jonah was shocked, and jumped: "What are you doing, don't you realize that it's easy to be misunderstood?"

Huo Zhigao: "Yeah, Kamaxi! Have you never seen a fight? We are about to decide the winner." Binding each other with treasures, and then head-butting each other, it is easy to be misunderstood. The main body must be a strange cartoon recently After watching too much, my mind is full of strange thoughts, and it is necessary to hide all his collections when I go back.

Hearing this, Kotomine Kirei became even more curious, and walked to the driver's seat in three steps.

Silence, silence is the best description at this time.

The calm priest couldn't help asking his soul: "What are you doing?"

Huozhi was happy: "We are grabbing the steering wheel." Looking at Gilgamesh who was still tied to the seat, he replied, "I invited him to go racing, but he actually wanted to grab my driving seat, how can this work, the driving seat It belongs to my uncle."

Gilgamesh: "Of course this king will drive the mount that this king likes."

"Mine!" Huo Zhigao manipulated the vines to burst into dense flowers, covering Gilgamesh's sight.

Gilgamesh controlled the sky lock to become denser and longer, and bound the big man who dared to rob him again.

Jonah couldn't stand it anymore, covered his eyes, and chatted privately with Huo Zhigao, "Happy Huo, come, let me show you what's going on with you two from a third-party perspective." Open your fingers and share your vision.

Huo Zhigao didn't take it seriously at first, it's just a third-party perspective, the main body has already spoken, so let's take a look.

As a result, he was completely stunned at the sight, and the voice was so loud that it almost broke through the private chat: "Grass!"

Jonah was annoyed: "Yes, what you look like now is grass, grass in the physical sense."

"I'm a plant, why is this scene happening now?" This, this, this is obviously a normal fight, why does the third-party perspective seem to want to "fight" first?

"It's bad because it's a plant. Plants are tentacles."

"Shut up, don't say any more." Huo Zhixin tried to save his image, "Hurry up, take me back."

"Do you think I didn't do it?" It's okay not to mention it, but when it comes to taking it back, Jonah's tone rises, "The chain is a treasure, which specializes in controlling the energy body. It also has a certain effect on you, and you can't take it back."

"But, damn it, that's the only way I can use it." Huo Zhixiu ended the private chat happily.

Without saying a word, take back all the vines, ignore Gilgamesh's puzzled expression, and say: "You win, the steering wheel is yours, and quickly take back the chain." The so-called trick is to admit defeat.

Gilgamesh didn't believe that this guy could admit defeat so quickly, but the fact is that, the goal was achieved, he no longer persisted, and quickly took back the sky lock: "Have you surrendered under the power of this king, hahahahahaha."

Huo Zhixin didn't have time to entertain him, the sky lock disappeared for a moment, and immediately returned to the main body, and let out a sigh of relief in the private chat: "The pictures just now were hallucinations, you didn't see anything."

Jonah didn't want to give Huo Zhihappy this face, he laughed loudly: "Mu Da, I have firmly remembered it, and it will be painted as a world-famous painting immediately after returning."

"@#￥(expletive words)!" Huo Zhigao couldn't help cursing, seeing that Jonah's laughter didn't show any signs of weakening, a bold idea rose in his heart.

"Xiaoxiaoxiao, laughing at your size, as long as I do enough show operations, what happened just now won't be shocking." The best way to cover up one thing is to cover him up with bigger things.

Jonah felt a little bad, stopped laughing, and asked, "What do you want to do?" What could be more shocking than this misunderstanding, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Huo Zhigao: "There is only a misunderstanding of what a world famous painting is. I want to make it real."

"Thank you in human terms."

"People say, I want a gold pickup!" Huo Zhigao said loudly, no less than a bomb.

Jonah: ………! ! ! ! !

"What are you talking about? The wind is too strong and I didn't hear it clearly. Brother Huo, please say it again."

"I said, I want to pick up a golden pickup, and a real invincible stand-in should pick up the fiercest heroic spirit!"