Miss Ranbu is very unhappy

Mr. Ranpo turned his head: "No matter what you say, in short, Ranpo is the world's No.1 detective."

"Only Luanpo is the No.1 detective in the world." Miss Luanpo also turned her head, "No matter what you say, the facts cannot be changed!"

Tanizaki Junichiro, who has been silently handling business by the side, couldn't help raising his head and said, "Since Ranpo is the No.1 detective in the world, then there is no need to quarrel, anyway, both Mr. Ranpo and Miss Ranpo are very cute... ...cough, they are all No.1 detectives in the world."

"Mr. Ranpo is the world's No. 1 detective in this world, and Miss Ranpo is the world's No. 1 detective in her world. There is no conflict at all."

The door of the detective agency was pushed open, Naomi Tanizaki came in with a stack of desserts, she said: "Brother is too good~"

The still hot dessert exuded a steaming sweet smell, Mr. Ranpo and Miss Ranpo turned their heads sideways at the same time, and followed the smell that seemed to have materialized into smoke.

Naomi Tanizaki put the dessert on the table, tilted her head and said with a smile: "Mr. Dazai said that if he comes back late, he will make an apology for Ranpo by preparing dessert~"

"Hmm, it seems that you haven't specified whether it's Mr. Ranpo or Miss Ranpo."

"That is to say..." Miss Luanbu stretched out her hand thoughtfully for a piece of dessert.

Mr. Ranpo stretched out his hand at the same time as her, took back the dessert, and said thoughtfully: "As long as it is Luanpo, you can eat it."

"Yes," Tanizaki Naomi folded her palms together and smiled, then embraced the arm of Tanizaki Junichiro who was standing beside her, and said softly, "Brother, please don't meddle in the affairs of Luanbu."

"Huh?" Tanizaki Junichiro looked around subconsciously, and found that the two of them were simultaneously blocked by everyone, including Mr. Ranpo and Miss Ranpo who were eating dessert.

"If it's my brother, would you mind being disturbed when we are intimate~" Tanizaki Naomi tapped the tear mole with her index finger, and then rubbed Tanizaki Junichiro's arm with her cheek.

Junichiro Tanizaki blushed subconsciously: "Hey, Naomi!"

Miss Luanbu bit the dessert and said in a low voice, "It's not the same thing at all, okay?"

"It's really not the same thing at all. Please don't bring us with you when exchanging feelings and intimacy." Mr. Ranpo also bit into a piece of dessert.

The sweet syrup filling in the dessert flowed out with a deadly sweetness.

Hmm - I'm so happy to be able to eat desserts and snacks, maybe this is how Ms. Oda feels when she eats spicy curry.

When Osamu Dazai returned from the port of Mafia, the atmosphere in the Armed Detective Agency was delicate.

Tanizaki Naomi and Tanizaki Junichiro stood beside the table, their hand movements almost made a ghost: "No, wait, there is no need to be so serious!"

There was only one piece of dessert left on the plate, with the dessert as the center point, Mr. Luanbu and Miss Luanbu were half lying on the table, motionless.

Because of Ranbu's usual squinting, he couldn't tell whether they were asleep or staring at each other seriously, or staring at dessert seriously.

But it doesn't matter, from the attitudes of Tanizaki Naomi and Tanizaki Junichiro, you can guess the correct answer.

It just so happens that there is only one piece of dessert left. It seems that every time I eat dessert, I will encounter such a problem, which is too bad.

Osamu Dazai inserted/entered the battle with his bare hands, and quickly ended this soon to be very long-lasting contest.

He, Mr. Luanbu and Miss Luanbu reacted at the same time, reaching out to grab the piece of dessert.

But Mr. Ranpo and Miss Ranpo slapped each other halfway, so in the end the dessert was picked up by Osamu Dazai and he bit it for a second.

"Well, Mr. Ranpo and Miss Ranpo left it for me? Thank you very much~" Finally, he still said so.

……

"Oops, I always feel like there's going to be some kind of bloodshed at the detective agency..." Tanizaki Junichiro said.

"Me too..." Naomi Tanizaki put away the plate, took a few steps back with Junichiro Tanizaki, and suggested in a low voice, "Since Mr. Dazai is back, why don't you leave first?"

The life-saving proposal was quickly approved.

Miss Ranbu tilted her head, and said calmly, "Miss Dazai is too much."

"He actually grabbed Luanbu's dessert." Mr. Luanbu added.

He suddenly took out his glasses, put them on, opened his green eyes, and looked Dazai Osamu up and down: "Hey, you..."

Even a good detective cannot make inferences without clues. This is the case with Edogawa Ranpo and Osamu Dazai.

However, the current Osamu Dazai has hardly dealt with the traces on his body at all, and there are too many clues that Edogawa Ranpo can get.

Miss Ranpo said: "Miss Dazai just came back from the port of Mafia, but it's been a long time since the armed detective agency, the port Mafia and Tsurumi River are the distances between these three points, and it's been a long time too."

"You have been floating in the river for more than an hour." Mr. Luanbu said, he took off his glasses and put them on the table casually, but after glancing at Miss Luanbu, he picked them up and stuffed them into his clothes.

What, will Ranpo take your glasses?

Miss Ranpo took out her hand from under the table, and glanced at Mr. Ranpo angrily.

Those are originally Ranpo's glasses, it doesn't matter which one is in Ranpo's hands!

"More than an hour is too much. It's just that when I was looking at the scenery by the river, I saw a beautiful lady jumping into the water and committed suicide, so I bravely rescued it." Dazai said, and he blinked, "In I tripped over a mask at the bottom of the river and almost died, but it was a pity that I was washed up."

Hey, hey, there are too many flaws for a guy like you to say such a thing.

Miss Luanbu tilted her head and said, "Miss Hat is awesome!"

"Hey? Why did you mention that guy all of a sudden?" Osamu Dazai was dissatisfied. Because of the protracted ending, even complaining seemed to be coquettish.

Tanizaki Junichiro, who had already tiptoed to the door, couldn't help thinking whether it was really a big kindergarten party, or if he had strayed into the big kindergarten party of the guy who was afraid of chaos.

"You have footprints on your body." Mr. Ranpo said, "Even after being washed by running water, it hasn't been washed away. It's not just footprints, it's probably left by Akutagawa and the cute hat-kun."

"Miss Hat is still so powerful even if she doesn't wear high heels~" Miss Luanbu sighed.

"Speaking of this, I'm actually curious about a question." Osamu Dazai tilted his head and smiled, and asked seriously, "Miss Ranpo's Chuya, how tall is it, and has it broken through 1.6 meters￣￣￣?"

Judging by the serious expression on his face before becoming frivolous in less than a second, probably no matter what Miss Ranpo answered, Osamu Dazai could find something to laugh at in a second.

Miss Luanbu said in a low voice, "If you wear high heels, you will break through 1.7 meters."

"So that's how it is!" Osamu Dazai suddenly realized, and then laughed, "You really work hard."

"That's why when I kicked Miss Dazai who was stealing desserts from others, Miss Dazai flew very hard." Miss Ranbu sat back, changing from lying on the table to lying on the chair.

Feel free to intervene in their own battles, and easily take the winning prizes and eat the desserts in front of them while they fight together.

It must be too much!

Damn it, when I met Miss Hat before, I should have provoked his anger first.

"Hey, hey?" Osamu Dazai happily ignored the words of crusade, and said seriously, "Then let's get down to business~"

The Armed Detective Agency has a conference room, and the number of participants in the meeting is inversely proportional to the severity of the incident. Generally, for very serious incidents, Edogawa Ranpo and Osamu Dazai hold meetings alone.

Now there are only Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu left in the office...cough, three people.

Osamu Dazai took out a cat mask that was still stained with water, and turned his fingertips so that the cat mask twirled and jumped under his fingers: "About this cat mask with supernatural fluctuations."

"Miss Ranpo mentioned the cat mask before, right? So which world is this item from?"

If it's a cat mask that existed in Fuminohara's world, then it's okay, but if it's a cat mask from Miss Ranpo's world, it's bad.

Even items can change the world, it's hard not to worry.

"...Huh?" Miss Luanbu tilted her head.

She rushed over happily: "It's a magical cat mask!"

There was a table between the two of them, Osamu Dazai immediately reached out to catch her, Miss Ranpo crashed into his arms, and took the cat mask with her hand.

The weight felt by the arm only lasted for a moment, and before Osamu Dazai could stabilize, Miss Ranpo jumped down.

Then the clothes in front of him sank like quicksand.

Osamu Dazai subconsciously grabbed a pile of clothes...and a blue-eyed cat struggling to poke its head out of the clothes.

Osamu Dazai:?

The door of the detective agency was pushed open, and Yosano Akiko and Kunikida Doppo walked in while chatting.

The moment the door was opened, Mr. Ranpo shouted: "Dazai is too good!"

Osamu Dazai: ...?

As long as the pot is thrown quickly and the other party catches it accurately, it has nothing to do with Luanbu!