Miss Ranbu is very unhappy

Miss Ranpo is a snow-white cat with blue eyes, wearing a small detective hat on the cat's head and a brown detective cape on her body.

In fact, it is difficult to see the color of the eyes, because except when she turned into a cat at the beginning, Miss Ranbu always squinted her eyes, even when she was lying on the table and tentatively scratching the person who tried to hug her, Also squinted.

Yosano Akiko scratched Miss Ranpo's chin, only to see that she was more comfortable squinting, raising her chin and making grunting noises, but she still couldn't see her eyes.

Osamu Dazai reminded: "Miss Ranpo can be annoying, and Dr. Yosano."

As for why he knew, of course it was because he got scratched when he took Miss Ranpo out of the pile of clothes.

If you treat the cat frivolously, of course you will be scratched back severely by the cat.

Except for the detective suit and pink nose tip, it is really a fluffy kitten that is completely white.

She turned over on the table, turning from a relaxed state showing her belly and scratching the air to a slightly increased vigilance state.

The members of the Armed Detective Agency who surrounded the table quickly dispersed, pretending that they were not the ones who had just put their heads together to watch.

Sitting on the table with Yosano Akiko, her high heels stepped on the edge of the chair, she concluded: "So, after Miss Ranpo jumped on the cat mask and no longer had physical contact with Dazai, it became like this?"

When proposing the summary, she shook her wrist, and she also shook the hatchet in her hand.

Miss Luanbu subconsciously leaned over and sniffed the blade of the hatchet, then took a few steps back, obediently lying on the table, pretending that she was really a cat and didn't understand anything.

Tanizaki Junichiro stood at the farthest point, clinging to the wall: "Actually, I don't know anything..."

He wasn't at the detective agency's office at all when it happened, but was out with Tanizaki Naomi.

"Don't worry, you were not there at the time." Kunikida pushed his glasses, and then continued to sketch Miss Ranpo's cat appearance at this time in the notebook, "Actually, Miss Ranpo is easy to recognize, so don't worry about getting lost for now. "

At least not all cats have to stubbornly dress up as detectives, not all cats squint their eyes, and not all cats can vividly express their emotions even if they squint.

After turning into a cat, Miss Ranpo, who was already difficult to catch, became even more difficult to catch. Now she can stay on the table honestly, thanks to the small detective hat and detective cape dug out by Kirako Haruno.

...Mr. Ranpo refused to think about why Haruno Kirako had a small detective suit that was almost exactly the same as her own detective suit.

Osamu Dazai said: "It's really bad that things have turned into this way, and when I touch her now, she still looks like a cat."

From the look on his face, it's rare to be serious, but hey, please don't touch the cat's tail when you say such serious words.

Miss Ranbu glanced back at him, twitched her tail, but didn't.

Osamu Dazai took an inch, hugged the detective cat, then grabbed her fluffy cat tail and shook it, choosing to give a vivid example for his words: "Look, it's completely...￣..."

Miss Ranpo slapped him with her cat's tail, then jumped onto the table, walked to Yosano Akiko with skillful catwalks, and obediently lay down.

In this ruthless human world, only Yosano Akiko and her warm hatchet can give Miss Ranpo a sense of security.

Yoshino Akiko, who could give her a sense of security, pinched her nape, lifted her up, stared at her for a while, and suddenly said, "Miss Haruno has a male cat, right?"

Miss Luanbu tilted her head, and subconsciously grabbed a few times in mid-air.

The male cat refers to the teacher, do you want to call the teacher to play with her?Two cat stickers are also fun!

As in the past, chasing each other and scratching their tails and playing cat perpetual motion in circles, or rolling into a ball to sleep and posting stickers can be fine~If you are in a cat state, boys and girls don't matter.

Haruno Qiluozi instantly understood what she meant, and also became serious: "Don't worry, it's a male three-colored cat."

The state of male Sanhua cats is similar to that of normal cats after neutering.

She pondered for a while, then changed her words: "No, then we won't let Xiaomi come to the detective agency for the time being."

Miss Luanbu fluttered a few times in the air, shaking her paws: "Huh, huh? Why?"

Yosano Akiko put her down, held her in her arms, supported her with her arms, and then asked Edogawa Ranpo: "Mr. Ranpo, what is Miss Ranpo talking about, are you uncomfortable?"

When pinching the back of the cat's neck, the cat generally does not feel pain. The big cat also bites the neck of the small cat, but this is a cat's habit, not Miss Ranbu's habit.

After all, it changed from a human to a cat, and it is logical that it is different from a normal cat.

Mr. Luanbu took a bite of a piece of potato chips, and said with a cracking sound, "It's nothing interesting, just a simple meow to remind you that she is still in mid-air, and she wants the cat to play with her by the way."

Also, why do you need to find Ranpo for translating things like cat language? Obviously, Luanbu can't speak cat language, so you can only judge what Ranpo Maomao wants based on her various tone of voice when getting along with Miss Ranpo in the past few days. say what.

Plus a little bit, if it was me who became a cat, what would I like to say now.

Yosano Akiko frowned: "Want a cat playmate?"

It's not easy to find a gentle, harmless and well-behaved female cat in a short period of time. The most important thing is to never scratch Miss Luanbu, then...

Mr. Ranpo turned his head: "What are you thinking, there is only one cat mask!"

He took a few mouthfuls of desserts in a row, and said vaguely: "Anyway, Luanbu has already turned into a cat, so there is no need for Luanbu to become a cat again~"

If there are two cats, the president will not be able to feed them!

Miss Ranpo rubbed against Akiko Yosano, yawned like a cat, then gave up the topic, smelled the sweet smell in the air, turned to stare at Mr. Ranpo, and said, "Ranpo wants to eat snacks~"

Mr. Ranpo immediately frowned: "Cats are not allowed to eat snacks!"

Kunikida Doppo raised his head, hesitantly said: "Mr. Ranpo can really understand cats."

"He's a detective after all, do you think Kunikida-kun? The solution is very simple." Osamu Dazai glanced at the sketched cat on his note, smiled and raised a finger, "Just listen to the cat meowing for an hour a day, probably After a week, you can easily distinguish the various emotions in the various calls of cats ￣”

"One week?" Kunikida Doppo turned the notebook to the page where his schedule was recorded, added a few strokes of planning in thought, and continued to ask, "And then?"

"Then wear cat ears and cat tails and meow loudly in the detective agency for three days, and you will be able to perfectly understand the language of cats!" Osamu Dazai sped up his speech, and then dodged and left his position quickly.

Kunikida Doppo calmly broke the pen, then grabbed Osamu Dazai and threw it over his shoulder.

Very skilled.

Miss Luanbu glanced sideways at the place where the huge commotion happened, then turned her head back as if nothing had happened, pretending that nothing happened.

Then a thunderbolt was heard.

Yosano Akiko also looked away, and decisively rejected Miss Ranpo's request: "No, cats can't eat things like potato chips and desserts."

The slight swaying of the tail of the detective cat in her arms stopped, and the owner of the cat's tail subconsciously looked up. out.

what? !

Why?Ranbu is no ordinary cat, he can eat snacks and desserts———!

So, how can there be such a vivid expression of ordinary cats.

Yosano Akiko rubbed her ears, and continued to refuse: "You absolutely can't eat it, and you can't eat it secretly. If I find out that Miss Ranpo is eating secretly..."

Dr. Xie Ye, a member of the Armed Detective Agency's healing department, glanced at the hatchet and said calmly: "If you are not sure whether you will be harmed by eating these things, I can only treat you first."

This threat is too unreasonable for Xie Ye.

Miss Ranbu lay lazily in her arms, giving up struggling.

Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the ground, stretched out his arms, indicating that he was speaking: "Speaking of which, the president hasn't come yet?"

He suggested: "There are also Miyazawa and the others."

Miss Ranpo stretched out her paw and pressed Yosano Akiko, and protested perfunctorily: "I don't want it!"

As we all know, the seriousness of an armed detective society meeting is inversely proportional to the number of participants. If Kenji Miyazawa, Atsushi Nakajima, and Kyoka Izumi are also called here, it would be a really dishonest meeting.

Yosano Akiko squeezed her cushion.

Mr. Ranpo didn't want to see his own jokes at all, he said: "I have already notified the president, and he should be here soon."

Ah, sure enough, when something like this happened, the first reaction was to call the president over.

Yosano Akiko asked: "So, have you thought of the reason for the explanation?"

Everyone is stunned.

There are witnesses to the fact that Miss Ranpo threw herself onto a mask and turned into a cat.

Osamu Dazai and Edogawa Ranpo.

But with the two of them around, Miss Ranpo still turned into a cat, which is the dereliction of duty of the three of them.

Fukuzawa Yukichi is the president of the Armed Detective Agency, and his perspective is from the Armed Detective Agency.

Miss Luanbu licked her paws, and took the lead in throwing the pot away: "Meow meow ￣￣￣"

The others subconsciously looked at Mr. Ranpo, waiting for the translation.

There is no translation. At this time, I must definitely not violate the rules and dereliction of duty.

Mr. Ranpo highlighted the point: "The cat mask was brought back by Dazai."

So Dazai has to take full responsibility.

Osamu Dazai got up, supported the table, and sighed: "I knew it would turn out like this."

He protracted the end: "I'm in the state of work-related injury, and, President, you have roughly understood what happened now, right?"

The half-closed door of the detective agency was pushed open, and Fukuzawa Yukichi walked in. It may be an internal problem of the detective agency, and even the silver hair seemed to reflect a cold luster.

Miss Ranpo looked over, subconsciously shrinking into Xie Ye Akiko's arms.

Well, so scary.

No matter how many times I watch it, every time I look at the president again from the perspective of a cat, he is tall, big and indifferent, as if he will bite the cat at any time.

Fukuzawa Yukichi walked over slowly, took out a small dried fish from his arms, and half hung it in front of Miss Ranbu: "As for snacks, you can't eat them when the situation is not confirmed, and you need special cat snacks later. "

"Now eat the dried fish first."

Miss Luanbu raised her head, before the tip of her nose touched the dried fish, she subconsciously shrank back.

The cat's instinct surged up again, making Miss Luanbu feel like she was sniffing another animal's private food. In the animal world, this is a very serious provocation.

And there is also an illusion that once you stretch out your head to bite the small dried fish, you will be/simply preyed on.

Even though he knew that Fukuzawa Yukichi would not do such a thing, a certain intuition was still crazily alert.

In Miss Ranpo's original world, Miss Ranpo also turned into a cat.

It was the first time that I was controlled by the instinct of the cat, and was scared by Ms. Fukuzawa and shrank into the bottom of the filing cabinet, and refused to come out until an hour after Ms. Fukuzawa left.

The situation was better the second time, at least Miss Luanbu didn't run around in fright.

just now……

Fukuzawa Yukichi tentatively moved the small dried fish down a bit: "Little dried fish."

Miss Ranpo: ...

Mr. Ranpo: ...

Mr. Ranpo had a premonition that something was wrong, he said: "Wait, President——"

When he opened his mouth, the small fish moved down tentatively, touching Miss Luanbu's nose.

Miss Ranpo frowned, and immediately struggled to jump out of Yosano Akiko's arms, and sprinted under the table.

Everyone present:  …

Fukuzawa Yukichi: ...

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