Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

When receiving Gu Xixi's WeChat message, Lu Zeyan had just come out of the shower.

Her hair was still damp with moisture, and it dripped onto the floor as she walked.The shirt was only buttoned two or three times, and water droplets could be seen faintly rolling down from the abdominal muscles.The open legs are slender and straight, and the even and tight calves have smooth lines.

He sat down at the computer desk, picked up his phone and opened WeChat.Staring at a strange WeChat avatar, I couldn't remember who it was for a long time.After a moment of ecstasy, I clicked in.

There is only one screenshot of the game in the chat dialog.

Lu Zeyan didn't zoom in, but he could already see the contents clearly.He calmly turned off his phone, turned on the computer, and logged into the game.

Just after going online, a system message popped up.

[System] Your friend Shuxia Haosha has gone offline.

"..."

The legendary flirting and running, no after-sales service?

Lu Zeyan paused when he moved the mouse, and returned to his senses after wandering off, and immediately suppressed some strange thoughts in his head in the cradle.

Get used to this stuff, it's kind of scary.

Lu Zeyan glanced at the time, and there were still more than 30 minutes before the end of the arena. He manipulated the character to the NPC where he picked up and ordered 1v1 scattered.Because of the three-dimensional thing, he hasn't played in the arena for several weeks.

While queuing up, he turned on the competition system, and as expected, he dropped to third place.

The original concept of Chang'an Chaos is to create a 3D martial arts competitive game based on PVP. Whether it is the fluency of skills or the combination of sound effects, character movements and special effects, it is the leader in similar games. The requirements for players are also particularly strict.

The arena is divided into 1v1, 2v2, 5v5, the initial score is 1000, the highest is 2600.After the cap is capped, the system will calculate the number of wins and losses in order, and announce the refreshed ranking every Monday night at 20:[-].The three groups have different points for each game. The more people there are, the more points will be scored, and the point deduction is also relative.

Lu Zeyan just started playing Chang'an Luan, and he is very addicted to PK. The craziest day was more than 50 games, and his rank soared from 1000 to 2000. It was crazy.

The addiction lasted for a long time before he got rid of it, and every season after that, he only needs to ensure that he is ranked first.

I haven't played for a long time, and my hands are really itchy.Just after a round of masturbation and winning Zhengshuang, a message popped up on the guild channel.

[Guild] Mu Zun: Brother ^o^ You haven't forgotten the day after tomorrow gang battle, right? [blow kiss]

All good interest was gone, Lu Zeyan canceled the queue.

[Guild] Zepan Dongli: Don't disgust me.

[Guild] Mu Zun: I said it was disgusting, but your wife said it was cute?Heh, man.

[Guild] Zepan Dongli: Wife, your mother.

[Guild] Mu Zun: My mother really doesn't want to enjoy the shade under the tree.

[Guild] Zepan Dongli: ...

[Guild] Zepan Dongli: She is not my wife.

[Guild] Mu Zun: Isn't it a wife, is it a lover?Hey, it's kind of interesting.

Lu Zeyan pressed his temple and typed patiently.

[Guild] Zepan Dongli: I don't have a lover.

[Guild] Zepan Dongli: I am not familiar with her.

[Guild] Zepan Dongli: Don't mess around with YY.

Three consecutive indifference.

The gang channel was quiet for a few seconds.

[Guild] Mu Zun: A scumbag, he is so flirtatious.

[Guild] Yu Yu: A scumbag, he plays so ambiguously.

[Guild] Bean Paste: A scumbag, he plays so ambiguously.

Lu Zeyan: "..."

There is no way to chat with this group of people, Lu Zeyan doesn't intend to waste any more time.He clicked on the NPC in front of him to continue queuing, and fought two more games in a hurry, and his mentality collapsed after winning the opponent.

Coming out of the arena, he went offline directly.While turning off the computer, the phone on the table vibrated twice.He swiped the screen and opened WeChat.

Mu Zun: Gu Xixi doesn't want to fight the gang war the day after tomorrow, so she invites us to have a talk with her gang tomorrow.

Mu Zun: Actually, I also think it's not good to bully girls like this.

Lu Zeyan turned up the temperature of the air conditioner and lay down on the bed with his mobile phone.

L: No need to fight.

The message came very quickly, almost as soon as he sent it, the other party replied in seconds.

Ki Taru: No way! !I have to fight, how can I not fight, absolutely must fight.

Lu Zeyan: "..."

Then you say barren.

L: What do you want.

Mu Zun: How about we go and hear what she wants to say tomorrow?

L: Well.

Kitaru: Hmm, what do you mean?

L: You can go or not.

Ki Taru: What about you! ! !

L: No.

Ki Taru: No way! ! !You must go together.It's not like you don't know that I am a pure young boy with a soft heart. If Gu Xixi despicably sends a few girls around me, I will definitely not be able to control myself. This kind of occasion requires a big heart like you. guy.

L: ……………

Mu Zun: You are talking, do you want to give a letter of approval.

Mu Zun: Go, go, just go and listen to what the woman said, I'm so curious.

Mu Zun: Holle~hi~ still here~

L: Don't bother pulling black again.

Mu Zun: Alright, big brother will meet you tomorrow at the Lingxuejian gang, and the young one will leave.

WeChat finally stopped, Lu Zeyan turned over, speechless.

At the same time, after Ye Su went offline, he had the illusion that he would survive a catastrophe.It took him a while to recover before he remembered that there was no screenshot to save Gu Xixi's WeChat account.

He hurriedly retrieved his phone and heaved a sigh of relief when he swiped open the screen. Fortunately, he didn't exit the search interface, otherwise he would have to add it next time.

Who made him really not want to go online now! ! !

Ye Su pressed down the hand that sent the request and paused, suddenly thinking of something, his back felt cold.

Fuck, he almost added Gu Xixi on WeChat with the funny profile picture of "Are you happy, I'm very happy"! !

In fact, this is nothing, who stipulates that girls must be sweet, soft, small and fresh, isn't it popular now that the good-looking skins are the same, and the interesting soul can choose this one out of thousands?But the problem is that the circle of friends without girls is full of football, basketball, table tennis, and pirate Gundam Lelouch.

Fortunately, he reacted quickly, otherwise he would die hard.

Ye Su thought for a while, and opened Gu Xixi's circle of friends while he was still in shock. Fortunately, the other party set ten posts visible to strangers, so he could scroll down without hindrance.

However, the more you go down, the more silent you become, and the more you go down, the more tired you become.

He has realized what it means that there is no harm without comparison.That kind of pure natural tone that belongs to a girl cannot be copied by a fake girl like him! !

Ye Su took a screenshot and recorded Gu Xixi's WeChat ID, and silently returned to his circle of friends with a wonderful expression on his face.

A few minutes later, he resigned himself to finding a spare mobile phone that he hadn't used for a long time to charge, and at the same time kept complaining in his heart: Is the boss so flirtatious? ? ?Why can't you think about it! ! !

Waking up the next day, the phone showed 100% charging, Ye Su reluctantly turned it on, then downloaded WeChat to apply for a small account, after a short operation——

Nickname: cool and cool.

Profile picture: a rabbit.

A note: How can I eat rabbits. [innocent]

Afraid of exposure, he deliberately set Moments to be visible for three days, in order not to let people find out that this is a big empty account.

Simply perfect! !

After finishing it, he clicked into the data card and circle of friends to have a look.

Hmm~ Girls' hearts are bursting!

As expected of me!This kind of operation of God can be imagined.

Ye Su desperately suppressed the small pride in his heart, and applied to add Gu Xixi as a friend without any psychological burden, and the other party quickly approved.

Xixizi: cool!

Cool cool cool cool: sister [cute]

Xixizi: After you join the gang, I will send you the video.

Cool Cool Cool Cool: Sister lied to me [Super sad]

Xixizi: There are only a few hours left, so you can't wait to see your husband?

Xixizi: [I understand you.jpg]

Ye Su typed out a bunch of three-character scriptures, and then silently deleted them.

You know what a ghost.

Everyone is human, and I am still too naive.

Xixizi: There will be an event in the gang tonight, and it will start on time at seven o'clock. You can't ask for leave or be late.

Liangliangliangliang: What kind of activity is it?

Xixizi: The monthly online activities are mainly for singing, chatting, and making contact with each other. Don’t feel pressured.

Isn't that just a gang activity?What pressure can he have.

Ye Su didn't think there was anything wrong, and said "yes" very heartily.

Xixizi: Membership requirements, newcomers must sing during activities.

Xixizi: Liangliang, do you have a nice voice?How about singing?What are you going to sing?

Cool cool cool cool:? ? ?

i fuck...

Ye Su stared at the WeChat message with disbelief in his anger.The development of the plot caught him off guard, why is he about to sing? ? ! !

Xixizi: It doesn't matter if it doesn't sound good, you can sing whatever you want without psychological pressure.

Xixizi: My singing is also terrible, and everyone will get used to it after listening to it too much.

...I am afraid that you will not dare to listen.

Ye Su cautiously probed, "My mic is broken, so I won't sing."Before it was sent, the message from the other party came again.

Xixizi: You don't even know that since you left the circle, many people in the game have accused you of being a shemale. You just took this opportunity to clear your name and slap them in the face.

Ye Su: "...Are you sure it wasn't my own face that was slapped in the end??"

Before Gu Xixi sent the next message, he quickly typed: "Okay, see you at night, sister, I will go shopping with my mother." [wave]

Ye Su quit WeChat, quickly opened Baidu, and entered: voice changer.

Consciously researching about the same, Ye Su rushed straight to the computer city.After dawdling outside for nearly an hour, he finally plucked up the courage to enter the shop where there was no one in the house, and explained his intentions under the eager gaze of the boss.

The boss is clearly well-informed, no surprise there.He also recommended many models to him, and finally pointed to the highest price and said: "Brother, this is definitely a male god, why don't you try it?"

Ye Su had completely relaxed at this moment, seeing the boss calmly refused, "Forget about the male voice, is there a female voice?"

boss:"?"

Ye Su pretended not to see the ever-changing facial expressions of the boss, and urged: "Is there any, without me going to another place."

"Yes, yes." The boss instantly recovered his professionalism, "On this one, the male and female voices can be switched freely, why don't you give it a try."

Ye Su asked calmly: "You adjust one first, it should be sweeter but not too pretentious."

Boss inner OS: Today's boys know how to play.

Ye Su's voice is a low-pitched juvenile voice, not particularly pleasant, but very clean and comfortable to listen to.After being processed by a voice changer, there is no intentional sweetness, but a warm feeling and a very textured feeling.

Ye Su was very satisfied, but he didn't know how other people felt, such as——

Zepan Dongli?

The author has something to say: Liang Liangzi, your last idea is very dangerous!