Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

Ye Su looked at the news on the friend channel, and felt mixed feelings for a moment.

As Gu Xixi said, Zepan Dongli went to kill all directions with a knife.Young people are impulsive, what's the use of fighting.

Ye Su's mouth was filled with disgust, but the corners of his lips could not stop rising, and his fingers tapped the keyboard to reply quickly.However, he was not happy for too long, Feiyang's heart soon felt something was wrong.

Why did Zepan Dongli want to avenge him? ?

Why do you want to avenge him? ?

To be reasonable, with the straight male personality that the other party has always shown to be stable, shouldn't it be normal that he didn't even notice that he hasn't played the game for a few days! !

How is it now?Has the legendary PK machine of Mo De's feelings been broken by himself? ?

Thinking hard.

Ye Su was a little flustered.

What about Gao Leng?Boss, your character design is down, did you make it! ! ! !

[Friend] Gu Pan Acacia: I never thought the boss would be so spoiled! !

[Friend] Yunduo Miaomiao: You guys are so sweet, I'm so impressed with this CP, I want to give out sugar at any time. [Laugh]

[Friend] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: uh.

[Friend] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: sister, I advise you to turn back in time.

[Friend] Gu Pan Xiangsi: Cool and shy [bad smile]

I'm shy ass!

Playing the game until now, he has spoken less than ten sentences in total, and he gave me a cold face the whole time, and the small woods PK was beaten so hard that he couldn't get up.

This is called sweet?

What do you misunderstand about sweetness?

I advise you to turn back in time, because I don’t want you to hit the wrong CP, and be careful what you eat is not sugar, but a big knife.But having said that, the boss really didn't do anything to offend him, on the contrary, he was possessed by a ghost and did a lot of stupid things.

Zepan Dongli wants to know that under the tree, girls in cool clothes can tease him...

Ye Su didn't dare to think about it.

He felt that he was about to split up. While thinking seriously, after learning from the pain, he felt that he should no longer pretend to be a girl and flirt with Zepan Dongli. While thinking about some things before, he wished he could bite the other party to relieve his anger.

Every time a message pops up in the friend channel, it feels like a slap in the face.

Ye Su calmed down for a while, put his hands on the keyboard, and typed bravely: Actually, I didn't want to chase Zepan Dongli, it was all a misunderstanding...

[Friend] Gu Pan Xiangsi: Liangliang, how dare you, I didn't even know you did this until I saw the news on Weibo.

[Friend] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree:?

[Friend] Yunduo Miaomiao: What is that called? It's obviously cute.How can ordinary ways of chasing people attract the attention of male gods.

【Friend】It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: …………

[Friend] Yunduo Miaomiao: Liangliang, you didn't see that the boss Dongli was more than a [-]v[-]. At that time they formed a small team to clear the mission, and they were pressed by the boss at the resurrection point and were too scared to get up.Forget about the girl, there are two guys inside, the assassin and the nanny can't beat the big guy, it's too awesome.

[Friend] Gu Pan Xiangsi: I really hate Yang Liu Yiyi, what face does she have to send messages all over the world, throwing her trumpet and playing tricks, but Dong Li doesn't care about her, she's a cool horse.

[Friend] Yunduo Miaomiao: No matter how cool you are, it's because we are cool.

[Friend] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree:! ! !

I don't dare to say now, is there still time?

Ye Su really wanted to act like a broken boulder on his chest.

He squeezed the mouse, trying to imagine a hundred ways he had been abused, wanting to cry but not crying.

too difficult.

Just play a game, don't you have fun?

Maybe he apologized to Zepan Dongli frankly, maybe the boss could make a difference and leave him with a whole body.It's a big deal, just bury him at the resurrection point and forget about it.

Thinking of this, Ye Su typed on the keyboard with pride: Actually, I am a man! !

As soon as his hand was placed on the send button, his courage disappeared in a second like a balloon untied. He tried several times but couldn't press it down.

A few seconds later, he pressed it, but unfortunately he pressed the delete key, and he deleted all the content.

Ye Su told himself to be calm, to be calm.This matter needs to be discussed in the long term, maybe it would be good to change the ID?

[Friend] Yun Duo Miao Miao: There are a lot of people who are famous and right and wrong, Liang Liang, you have to be careful in the future.

[Friend] Gu Pan Xiangsi: How can you be careful, unless you change your ID.

Ye Su: "Sister, you understand me!!"

[Friend] Yunduo Miaomiao: Forget it, the faction goddess in the dream next door just changed her ID, and she was released by 8 in less than two days, and she was sent thousands of miles away before, and she was a junior.

[Friend] Gu Pan Xiangsi: Yes, if you change your ID properly, others will think that we are cool and guilty.

...How do you see that I am not guilty?

Ye Su has no doubts, if this continues, the next moment he will be the protagonist of 818 in the top post on the post bar, and he even thought of the title.

[818 Shen Jingbing, the man who pretends to be a girl and flirts with a man. 】

It seems that changing the ID is not feasible, Ye Susheng has nothing to love.

After replying to the girl's message, he almost lost his skin.Just as he was performing feebly and rolled his face on the keyboard, another message popped up in the private chat channel.

[Private Chat] Gu Xixi: You are finally online! !

[Private Chat] Gu Xixi: Come to see Jiangting, hurry up.

Ye Su's subconscious reaction was to open the friend list to see if Zepan Dongli was online.

I don't know why I went there early! !

Looking at someone's profile picture in an offline state, the raised heart slowly fell.

At this moment, Ye Su really wanted to sing loudly: Thank God, thank fate for not allowing us to meet.

[Private Chat] Gu Xixi: Are you here yet?Why so slow? ?

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: Don't tell me that you don't need to leave it alone, you have to go! !

To be honest, Ye Su refused in his heart when he just encountered a big wave of spiritual shock, but thinking of Gu Xixi's inexplicable friendliness, he couldn't bear to refuse the girl.

Ye Su sighed, and forced himself to comfort himself: besides exposing the fact that a girl pretends to be a girl and flirts with a man, I have nothing to be afraid of.

So he looked at the Jiangting Pavilion for a moment, and as soon as he landed, the people in the pavilion rushed out impatiently.

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: Come on, cool! !

[Private chat] Good grades under the tree:?

[Private Chat] Gu Xixi: I have all my equipment off, you can slash as much as you want, until you feel happy, I will never fight back.

As soon as Ye Su looked up, he saw Gu Xixi standing in front of him after taking off her equipment, looking like she was being slaughtered.

Amount ╮(￣▽￣"")╭

Where the hell is this acting, is the funny world so out of the ordinary? ?

Before he could respond, the other party sent two more messages.

[Private Chat] Gu Xixi: Or do you want me to be hacked while wearing equipment?

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: That's right, wearing equipment will waste durability, so it's expensive to repair my weapon once.

[Private Chat] Enjoy the shade under the tree: ...

Ye Su was taken aback, the way she looked at her was like looking at a madman.

On the screen, two female characters stood facing each other, and the one holding the long whip was constantly putting on and taking off his equipment, and the twin hair tails on his head were also trembling.

It's inexplicably weird.

Ye Su's forehead jumped up and down, just wanting to make the other party shut up quickly, subconsciously took off the piano on his back, and stroked with five fingers.

It is Qinge's level A skill.

A big "10" suddenly popped up from the blood bar above Gu Xixi's head.

The two were stunned at the same time.

Gu Xixi woke up first, and asked a series of question marks in disbelief.

Ye Su wants to ask questions more than she does, God knows what nerves he's getting again.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: You asked me to kill you, sister.

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: If I tell you to kill me, will you kill me?

[Private Chat] Gu Xixi: Sister, you have no heart.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: My heart has been eaten by my brother.

[Private chat] Gu Xixi:?

Ye Su was also stunned by the water splashed by the news.

Fuck! !Is this what people say? ?There is a hole in the brain! !

Reflex arcs are terribly frightening! !

It's all Zepan Dongli's fault, otherwise he wouldn't be able to say these words.

Ye Su quickly picked up the pillow from the bed and threw it on his head, his hair turned into a chicken coop and he couldn't help it.

ah ah ah ah...

Please give me a knife and let me hack this stupid idiot to death! !

After venting silently, Ye Su pretended to be nonchalant and forcibly changed the topic.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: What is the reason why my sister is looking for me, she will be offline without me.

Gu Xixi is very speechless, one row of ellipsis is not enough to express her unspeakable mood, two rows are needed! !

She quickly took a screenshot and saved it, took out her phone to find the number that had been lying in the ashes of her WeChat friend list since she added it, and sent the picture to it.

After waiting for a few minutes, there was no response from the other party, and Gu Xixi switched back to the game in disappointment.

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: Come to my gang, cool.

Ye Su rolled his eyes, and before he could type out the words of refusal, the other party's news came again.

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: Tao Zhiyao and Yang Liu Yiyi, who are talking to you, are in the same group, and they also initiated the Weibo voting, deliberately making things to trick you.Who knew it would have the opposite effect, it's been 9102 years, who cares about how money is spent in the game.

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: The three of them are really miserable. They were buried at the resurrection point by Zeshen and couldn’t get up, which made the whole server laugh. Now they are kicked out of the guild by Ling Xuejian. If they don’t transfer to the server, they can only be counted. Thick-skinned.

[Private Chat] Gu Xixi: They were not like this before, hey...

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: Speaking of which, I lost my sister because of you, and parted ways because of you and love, so it's not too much for you to come to my gang to accompany me.

???

?

Sister, you are quite good at moral kidnapping.

Also, your love for death has something to do with me.

Ye Su almost laughed at it, a woman's ability to open her eyes and tell lies is so good that even he had to bow down.

After thinking about it, Ye Su deleted the typed words and re-entered.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: You are too persistent, sister, I always feel tricky! !

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: Not at all, the main reason is that you are so fun! !

[Private chat] It's nice to enjoy the shade under the tree: What does my fun have anything to do with going to your gang?

It's ok.

But who made you have a relationship with the boss?

Facing the fish that could not take the bait, Gu Xixi threw out a big bait.

[Private Chat] Gu Xixi: Otherwise, let's make a deal.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree:?

[Private Chat] Gu Xixi: On the day Zeshen hacked someone, I recorded it. [laughing]

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Huh?

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: Do you want it?

Do not want.

Only a fool would be someone's younger brother for a video.

After a few minutes.

[Private chat] Enjoy the shade under the tree: I am handing over to the leader, please wait 12 hours to invite me.

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: I know you can't bear to miss the wonderful performance of your husband's slashing.

[Private Chat] Gu Xixi: Hahahahahaha

Ha your mother.

Ye Su beat his chest and stomped his feet, wishing he could beat himself to death.

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: xxz772, my WeChat ID, I will send you the video after adding it.

Ye Su rolled his eyes, as expected, they were all human beings.He took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and just found Gu Xixi's WeChat account, when a reminder of the limit of friends sounded in the earphones, he glanced up.

[System] Your friend Zepan Dongli is online.

Almost at the same time, Ye Su dropped his phone and exited the game in a hurry, with only one thought in mind.

Fortunately, I run fast! !

The author has something to say: Lu Zeyan: "What are you running for?"

Xia Lulu: "He has a guilty conscience."

Ye Su: "Who is to blame?"

Xia Lulu: "Blame me?"

Ye Su: "It's good to know, I can obviously be Gao Weiguang's character, why should I set it up like this!!"

Lu Zeyan: "Do you want to do it?? I think it's cute."

Xia Lulu nodded frantically.

Ye Su: "...you have won."