Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

After returning home, Ye Su followed the boss's demonstration all afternoon and finally adjusted the sound card.He connected to the microphone to test the sound, just as Ji Ru opened the door and came in.

"Baby, mommy tonight..." The following words were drowned in shock.

Ji Ru: "???"

Ye Su choked for a while.

Fuck it.

He muttered silently, quickly turned off the voice changer with his hand movements, and at the same time put on the earphones guiltyly, pretending that he was chatting with someone and didn't notice Ji Ru coming in, and kept responding with "hmmm".

Ji Ru froze for a while, mechanically looked at the suddenly extra, seemingly very professional equipment on the computer table, then looked at Ye Su's straight back, and fell silent.

She firmly believed that she couldn't hear it wrong. Just now, there was a girl's voice, but there was no one else in the room. So the question is, where did the voice come from?

Ji Ru looked around, and finally stopped on Ye Su's earphones. Feeling that she had grasped the truth, she couldn't wait to speak without thinking, "Baby, puppy love is nothing. Mom is not old-fashioned, so don't be nervous."

Ye Su "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' his lips were full of question marks, why didn't I know when I fell in love early.No, Ms. Ji, you have a very good brain, you won't even let your own son go.

"You don't need to be nervous, baby." Ji Ru walked up to him, keeping her eyes on his earphones, "at your age, it's when puberty is restless. Mom understands you."

I'm really not nervous.

You really don't understand me either.

Ye Su turned around and took off the earphones dumbfounded. The expression on his face was more speechless than helplessness, "Mom, where are you thinking?"

Ji Ru looked like someone who had come here, and patted him on the shoulder earnestly, "Don't hide it from mom, it's not a bad thing to have an ignorant and pure relationship in adolescence. But baby, although mom doesn't object to your falling in love, you have to have it yourself. measure."

Okay, puppy love is puppy love, it's better than applying for a WeChat account and buying a voice changer to pretend to be a girl.

Ye Su hesitated for a few seconds, then nodded with difficulty.

After getting the answer she imagined, Ji Ru was satisfied, without any self-consciousness of being a mother at all, and walked happily to the door before thinking of it, "Mom is going to accompany Dad to a party at night and won't be at home for dinner, so can Mom call Auntie over?"

"No." Ye Su waved his hand, his mind was on the gang activities at night, so he didn't have the energy to deal with irrelevant people, "It's 6 o'clock, can you hurry up, I don't want to hear my dad's serial calls. "

The two chatted for some more time, and it was nearly seven o'clock before Ji Ru packed up and went out.

Ye Su looked out through the curtains, and felt relieved after making sure that Ji Ru's car was slowly disappearing into the twilight.

In the evening, he ate something casually and went back to his room, excitedly turned on the voice changer, adjusted the sound and logged in to the game in one go.

Just after going online, a system message popped up.

[Your Excellency has successfully handed over the position of the lord of Tianlong Babu to the player, the lucky ones don't have to worry. 】

Ye Su opened the guild system, and the position behind the tree has become a gang member, and the interface has also changed a lot. Many sections that need permission to open have been grayed out.He moved the mouse over and clicked, but there was no response, and he was not used to it for a while.

Just as I was thinking about it, I received a message from Gu Xixi.

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: Quit the gang, cool, the event is about to start, I invite you.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I'm so reluctant, sister.

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: I will give you 5 minutes to say my final farewell.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: No need, I've already retired, sister.

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: ...

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: I can't bear to part with what I agreed!

[Private chat] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I really don’t want to part with it, but I’m not too sad to think that the new leader is my trumpet. [Laugh]

[Private Chat] Gu Xixi: You won. [thumbs]

Ye Su clicked to withdraw from the gang, and the dialog box inviting him to join Lingxuejian popped up soon.

Ye Su clicked to accept, and the gang above his head instantly turned into Ling Xuejian.

[Guild] Enjoy the shade under the tree and join the guild.

[Guild] I want to go home with the wind:? ? ?

[Guild] I am a boy in the wind:? ? ?

[Guild] The moon falls without frost? ? ?

[Guild] Gu Xixi: Warmly welcome Liangliang to join Lingxuejian. In the future, everyone will share the blessings and share the difficulties. They are all good brothers who love each other [玫瑰] [玫瑰] [玫瑰]

[Guild] I am a boy in the wind: Warmly welcome Liangliang to join Lingxuejian. In the future, everyone will share the blessings and share the difficulties. They are all good brothers who love each other [玫瑰] [玫瑰] [玫瑰]

[Guild] I want to go home with the wind: Warmly welcome Liangliang to join Lingxuejian. In the future, everyone will share the blessings and share the difficulties. They are all good brothers who love each other.

Ye Su: "...This pale opening, don't let your mind wander."

[Guild] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Thank you [Rose], I’m so touched. [crying]

[Guild] Gu Xixi: I didn't inform everyone that Liangliang is coming, I wanted to leave a surprise.After all, we have too many actors, I'm afraid you can't control your desire to be popular, and rub me to cool off the heat! [laughing and crying]

Ye Su: "Are you sure it's not a shock?"

Gangzhong: "It's definitely a shock."

[Guild] I am a boy in the wind: what a surprise.

[Guild] I want to go home with the wind: what a surprise.

[Guild] Moonset Wushuang: What a surprise.

[Guild] Enjoy the shade under the tree: What a surprise.

Surprise your sister, fire your sister.

Ye Su tried hard to resist the urge to smash the keyboard, perfectly interpreting his character design.

After the insincere welcome ceremony, it was exactly one minute past seven.Gu Xixi announced the official start of the event, and online people entered the gang territory one after another.

Ye Su didn't know where he was going, so he simply ordered Gu Xixi to follow, and the group walked in mightily.

Ye Su resisted in his heart, but since he came, he was still prepared for it, and he seemed particularly timid to retreat, which was not at all the style of Brother Su.

He very consciously found the YY room number in the profile of the Bang Guild, then cut out the game and logged into the YY account that he hadn't used for hundreds of years.

As soon as he entered the room, he heard the loli voice that could be called an otaku's dream come out of the earphones.

Ye Su glanced at Mai Xu, and said that this was Mr. Gu who had just arrived at the end of the journey.He was a little surprised, boss, your voice is seriously inconsistent with the character design.Thinking about it, I can't help but find it funny: Sure enough, all violent female lolitas have a heart of a royal sister.

However, he was not happy for too long, and he was called out, "Is the white horse at the bottom cool and cool? If so, just tap 1 on the public screen, not kick it."

Sure enough, it was violent.

Ye Su directly changed his ID to Liangliang.

In the next second, joy fell from the sky.

Gu Xixi hastily put a yellow horse on him.At the same time, she hugged him to Mai Xu in a simple and rude manner.

It was very sudden.

The gang members in YY are very active, and there are people who keep trying to pinch Ye Su's position, but they are all suppressed mercilessly by Gu Xixi.

Ye Su looked at it and laughed, this girl must be sincere to make things difficult for him.He suppressed the urge to beat Gu Xixi to death, and continued to build himself up mentally.

To be reasonable, shouldn't the most popular ones be the last to appear? ?

He was more than happy to finish.

It's a pity that Mr. Gu is not happy, what can he do.

In the game, a large group of people came to a low mountain, and there was a pond in the valley, where fishes were playing happily in the clear water.

Gu Xixi announced: "Before the fishing competition starts, the old rule is that newcomers sing first, and then give a speech about joining the gang. Does Mai Xuer's deputy gang leader have anything to add?"

"No, the boss said it was a good thief, everyone have fun." The deputy gang leader got out after blowing the rainbow fart, wasting no time at all.

"Then, the next time will be handed over to Liang Liang, who has been popular in various circles recently. Welcome her to bring a wonderful performance."

Being forced to mic one after another, Ye Su became less nervous.Just being tough, there is nothing to be afraid of.He calmly checked the voice changer, making sure it was on before turning on the microphone.

Before speaking, Ye Su took a deep breath, trying to make his voice sound calm.

"good night."

"It's a pleasure to join Lingxuejian."

An unfamiliar female voice sounded, not as sweet as imagined, nor as soft and cute as expected.The voice is low, with a nasal sound, warm and fresh, very clean.

It turned out to be the most beautiful voice of Yu Jie in the legend.

Ye Su couldn't hear his own voice, so he didn't know how it would work.But at this moment, he was completely indifferent.

Goddess or not, it doesn't matter whether it sounds good or not, it's better than a male voice coming out of your mouth.

With such a mentality, Ye Su Fangfei opened his mouth and came.After a few nonsense words, the quiet room finally responded.

The public screen crazily swiped flowers and small gifts.In the next second, Gu Xixi directly activated the karaoke mode, and once again hugged Ye Su to Mai Xu.Everyone below was super cooperative and swiped "sing, sing".

Sing Mao's song! !

Girl, I'm sure you're messing with me.

Now that he was powerless to recover, Ye Su's high-hanging heart fell to the ground instead, and his voice became much more relaxed.He refused, "Stop singing, I'm not good at singing", but he turned on Netease Cloud Music honestly.

Ye Su found a song he listened to most recently in the playlists, and prepared to play the original sound to fool around.He listened to it hastily and thought it was okay, so he pressed download to play, and warned, "I really can't sing, I'm so scared that I'm not responsible."

The YY public screen is bursting with blowout rainbow farts, which is quite shameless.

Ye Su took a sip of water, and under the urging of the screen, he sang along to the rhythm——

I'm Tarzan next door

Grab the vine of love and listen to me

you are beautiful jenny

……

As soon as the song came out, everyone was shocked.

Everyone in the room was overwhelmed, so no one paid attention. While Ye Su was unaccompanied, "Aww...", there were two ding-dong sounds that reminded "someone is coming in".

It's even more impossible for Ye Su to know. He repeated the song with the accompaniment and sang very well.

The people in YY's room were also very cool, with great smiles.

After singing, Ye Su picked up the water at hand and poured it vigorously.

"You didn't play the accompaniment." Someone said suddenly, listening carefully, there was a rare smile in the voice.

Ye Su choked, and sprayed out all the water that he didn't have time to swallow.

The other party seemed to be afraid that he could not hear clearly enough, so he slowed down and repeated it again.

Ye Su moved his eyes stiffly, staring at the function bar, and displayed the background music off button without moving. The expression on his face was scarier than seeing a ghost.

Is it too late for him to die now! !

The author has something to say: After a few years.

Ye Su: "Damn, what is this?!"

Lu Zeyan: "You gave me the audio of singing for the first time."

Ye Su: "What are you saving this for!!"

Lu Zeyan: "Aftertaste."

Ye Su: "..."