Everyone Loves the Bishop

I was lying on the bed and sulked, Xiao Luzi had already quickly ordered the little eunuch to clean up the bedroom, and put in priceless treasures.

I thought to myself, it is impossible to escape from the palace on my own, and it is an unreliable decision to rely on Pei Xiao to rescue him, I have to do it myself!

The reason why Li Yulin slammed on me was because he lacked maternal love when he was young, and my overindulging him made him dependent on me, so I must let his illusions be shattered!As long as I keep hitting him in the face and showing all kinds of cruel and unreasonable sides in front of him, he will despise me in a short time!

After I figured this out, I suddenly felt that my life was full of hope again. After a comfortable sleep, I asked Xiao Luzi to order the imperial dining room to pass on the meals.

Shredded chicken tremella, sweet-scented osmanthus fish sticks, diced eight-treasure rabbit, fish slices in ginger sauce, spiced pigeon, sweet and sour lotus root.

Listening to Xiao Luzi reporting the names of the dishes one by one, my mouth watered, and I couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks and start moving.As the saying goes, if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach.The delicacies made by this imperial dining room are different. No wonder Li Yulin mentioned the imperial dining room to me again and again. I feel like I wasted my life in vain!

I swallowed a bowl with relish, and asked Xiaoluzi to add another bowl. Just when the fighting spirit was high and the heat was in full swing, Li Yulin suddenly came back.

Seeing me eating, he smiled slightly and said, "Is it delicious?"

I thought: "It's so delicious." But then I thought about it, the promise was ruthless, cruel and unreasonable, how could I give in so easily!

I threw the bowl on the ground and said, "I thought the food made by the imperial dining room was so delicious, but it's just me~"

Li Yulin said: "Since it's not mediocre, then I'll let the servant withdraw." After finishing speaking, he cast a look at Xiao Luzi who was beside him.

How can this be done!I am just happy to eat, how can you accept it!I desperately grabbed the plate in front of me to prevent the little eunuch from taking it away, and yelled: "Although the food made in this imperial dining room is not delicious, it should not be wasted! As an emperor, you don't know the sufferings of the people, and you are extravagant. Fingers crossed!"

Li Yulin said: "I am extravagant and outrageous, so what's the matter with you wasting food?"

I said with a shy face, "I have a quirk, I like to eat one bowl and drop another bowl!"

Li Yulin said: "Okay, come here~ Give me a hundred bowls, let Xiao Guiren eat fifty bowls, smash fifty bowls, have fun~"

I ignored the one hundred bowls of rice, and said with angry eyes, "You... you... who is your noble Xiao! You are the noble Xiao!"

Li Yulin rubbed my head very gently, and said: "To live in the palace, I am afraid that the servants who have no title and title will deceive you, so I want to give you a title."

I grabbed his lapel and said, "Is this the point? The point is that I came to your palace, but I'm just a little nobleman! You're just kidding me, I don't have the support of my mother's family!"

Li Yulin smiled and said: "So you care about this. If you like it, I can make you a concubine."

I have acted so clearly that I am still only a concubine. With my beauty, I feel wronged to enter the palace as a queen!I was about to argue with him, when I suddenly remembered my purpose, I agreed to make him hate anyone who dared me to leave the palace!Why are you discussing with him about the rank and score!

I snorted coldly and said, "Who cares about a mere concubine?"

Li Yulin said: "Then what do you want, be my queen?"

I said, "Even if I make a queen for a chicken or a dog, I won't make you a queen!"

Li Yulin didn't get angry, said: "Forget it." Then he said to Xiao Luzi, "Order the imperial dining room to add two more dishes. I want to eat with Xiao Guiren."

Xiao Luzi: "The servant obeys the order."

The emperor's treatment is different from that of nobles. Li Yulin only talked about two dishes, and there were two tables in the imperial dining room. I can eat this or that.Li Yulin saw that I had a good appetite, so he couldn't help eating more. Seeing him having an idea, he suddenly took off his boots.

Li Yulin's mouth twitched, and he said, "What are you doing?"

I said, "My feet are a little itchy." As I said that, I took off my socks and stretched out my hands to pick and scratch my feet.

Li Yulin put down the bowl and silently helped his forehead.I pretended to be puzzled and said, "Why don't you eat it?" As I said that, I picked up a chopstick of food for him with my finger, and said, "Eat more if it tastes good."

Li Yulin said, "Put on your socks."

I suddenly realized, and said: "Do you dislike the smell of me picking my feet? Let me tell you, I am just a reckless man. Although I once flew up to a branch and became a phoenix, I still have a grassy smell that cannot be washed away. You If you like me, you have to accept me like this. If you don't like me, it proves that you don't really love me. If you look down on me from the bottom of your heart, then it's meaningless for me to stay in the palace."

Li Yulin said: "Do you like picking your feet very much?"

I said, "I don't know if you like it or not, but I like it very much anyway."

He said, "Do you want me to dig it out for you?"

I thought to myself, back then when he was just a prince, I always pushed him to give me a bath, but now that he is an emperor, it is naturally impossible for him to pick my feet.He must be speaking ironically!If I push my nose on my face again, he will definitely go crazy!

Thinking of this, I resolutely put my feet on his lap, and said: "Then trouble the emperor to give me a scratch."

Xiao Luzi turned his head silently, showing an expression that he would die if he didn't do anything.

Li Yulin smiled slightly, grabbed my foot that was on his lap, and scratched it lightly.

My heart was shocked, I didn't think he was an emperor, he was willing to let go of his airs for me to such an extent, and was about to be moved, when he suddenly grabbed my foot and scratched violently on the sole of my foot.

I twitched all over, fell to the ground and rolled over: "Hahahaha...you...you let go...hahaha...you are crazy...hahaha...let go!"

Li Yulin calmly said: "Don't you like picking your feet, do you still like it now?"

I laughed so hard that my face was full of tears, I desperately wanted to push his hand away with my foot, and said, "Hahaha... I don't like it anymore... Hahahaha..."

He said: "Do you still dare to pick your feet on the dining table in the future?"

I said: "Don't dare anymore...hahaha...the emperor...the concubine knows my mistake~hahaha...the emperor...the minister will spare the concubine~~~"

Li Yulin stopped after hearing the words.

I fell to the ground, dying, and while supporting my broken body with my hands, I climbed onto the bed, pointed at him and cursed: "You dog emperor, you will have retribution!"

Li Yulin said blankly, "Oh."

Me: "(╰_╯)#" I am so angry!

In this battle, I lost all fighting spirit, and I didn't even care about rolling into the same bed with me to sleep at night.This was originally his bedroom, if I don't let him sleep, I'm afraid I will have to sleep on the floor.

Fortunately, Li Yulin just slept soundly and did not do anything to me.

The next day, he got up early in the morning and went to court. I slept until the sun was up, and let Xiaoluzi take care of the grooming.Xiao Luzi happily said: "Master, congratulations to your congratulations, congratulations to your empress~ Your promotion, your promotion~"

I listlessly said: "What's the matter, your mother is a man, even if you cut her belly open, you won't be able to give birth to half a child!"

Xiao Luzi said: "The servant refers to the status of the concubine. Today the emperor promoted the position of the concubine to the position of concubine, and also gave the concubine the title "An". Congratulations to concubine An, congratulations to concubine An~"

Concubine An, you are kind!

I gritted my teeth with hatred in my heart, but there was nothing I could do.Li Yulin, Li Yulin, you are so cruel that you are only promoted to a concubine!Do you dare to be more stingy!Also gave the title "An" word, you are changing the law, tell this seat first, let me keep my own place, don't keep thinking about escaping from the palace?

In order to vent my dissatisfaction, after Li Yulin came back from court, I bowed like a woman, and said in a strange way: "I welcome the emperor back to the palace."

Li Yulin lifted me up with both hands in surprise, hugged me and said, "Do you still like the promotion I gave you?"

I finally couldn't pretend anymore, I shook off his hand, grabbed his dragon robe and said, "I like it? You like to show me! What about the agreed concubine position! Do you dare to be more generous?"

Li Yulin sat down calmly, and said: "I gave you such a high position for no reason, and the harem will inevitably be dissatisfied. I just don't want you to make too many enemies. Of course, if you please me, then That's another matter."

I looked at Li Yulin's expression of "Come and please me ~ come and please me~", I didn't even shake it, I lay back on the bed and pointed my butt at him.

After that day, I thought of ways to make Li Yulin unhappy, and finally found that the unhappy person was me!What a tragedy!

That night, after I had dinner, Li Yulin still saw no one, and I said, "Where is the Emperor?"

Xiaoluzi said: "If you go back to Concubine An, the emperor is busy with political affairs, and he will still be dealing with political affairs in the imperial study."

The corner of my mouth twitched, no matter how many times I heard Xiao Luzi call out to Mrs. An, I felt quite stressed.

I know Li Yulin's virtues well. He doesn't like to be the emperor at all, so he won't be so sad about political affairs. It's almost a month now. If he hasn't returned to the palace, there must be other things that have hindered him.

I said: "Xiao Luzi, tell me honestly, where did the emperor go?"

Xiao Luzi said with a bitter face: "Miss An, how dare I lie to you, the emperor is really handling government affairs."

I think you are a good guy, my old lover lied to me, and you come to lie to me too!I took a pair of scissors, put it on my neck and said, "Xiao Luzi, tell me where the emperor has gone. If you don't tell me, I will kill myself here! If the emperor blames me, you can't bear to walk around !"

Xiao Luzi cried and knelt down: "Miss An, the slave is just a servant, why do you make things difficult for the slave!"

I held the scissors firmly with my hand, and said, "Are you going to tell me or not!"

Xiao Luzi was so frightened that his wits flew out of his wits, tears came out of his eyes: "Miss An, please don't take it too seriously, the servant said it's not enough! The emperor has gone to Yikun Palace!"

I thought to myself: Good Li Yulin, you trapped me in this palace and dared to visit another woman. If I don’t disturb your restlessness, I will write it upside down!

I said: "Take me to see the emperor."

Xiaoluzi said: "My lady, you can go around Xiaoluzi, the emperor ordered you not to leave this Qianqing palace, or you will kill the servant."

I said: "If you don't take me there, I will die here. Then you will not only die, but you will be executed early! You will not have a whole body!"

Xiao Luzi kept crying, but he didn't dare to stop me.I walked out with the scissors on my head, and there were people blocking me on the road, so I told them to back off by beating the scissors.I am a majestic leader of the demon sect, and it is my turn to threaten death, which completely embarrasses everyone in the justice sect!

After finally finding the Yikun Palace under the guidance of Xiao Luzi, I domineeringly pushed aside the maids and eunuchs guarding outside and rushed in. Li Yulin was eating inside, accompanied by a charming woman.

I put on a look of distraught, rushed forward and grabbed Li Yulin, and said, "Your Majesty, you agreed to be a couple for a lifetime~ Don't you want to be a concubine! The concubine has already ruined your child~ How can you throw away my child?" Come down, our father and daughter~"