Everyone Loves the Bishop

Seeing my crazy expression, Li Yulin asked, "Why are you here?"

I pushed him away, pointed at the woman next to me and said, "Who is this woman! Tell me, who is this woman! Did she use some means to force you to stay here?"

Li Yulin held my shoulders, made me look directly into his eyes, and said affectionately: "Concubine An, listen to my explanation!"

I covered my ears with my hands and shouted: "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen!" After finishing speaking, I broke away from his hand, rushed forward to grab the woman, and said, "Say, what kind of flirtatious are you playing?" The emperor who seduces you, say it! Don’t think it’s ok if you don’t speak, I’ll strangle you to death if you don’t speak!”

That woman made me turn pale with fright, and hid behind Li Yulin, crying non-stop.

"Your Majesty, you have to decide for your concubines!"

Li Yulin protected her and said, "Concubine An, please calm down first."

My heart was broken, and I pointed at him and complained with tears: "You still speak for this woman! What you say about mountains without edges, heaven and earth together, and dare to be with you are all lies. I will believe anything you say!" After finishing speaking, he pushed him away and ran out covering his face.

Li Yulin chased after me, I ran all the way back to the dormitory, poured a large pot of water and poured it down, Li Yulin followed and ran back, sat by the side and said with a smile: "Is it fun?"

I said, "It's okay."

He dotingly said, "As long as you like it."

I squinted at him, and found that he let me mess up the situation, he was not angry at all, but very happy.I said: "If you want me to be happy, then you abolish the harem and make me a queen."

Li Yulin smiled and said, "To be honest, aren't you a little jealous?"

I said, "It's you in the next life."

He said, "Really not?"

I said: "When I was born, there was no such thing as jealousy. Can you have children? If you can have children, I will be jealous."

He looked disappointed, and said: "If you say there is no, then there is no."

I said: "To be serious, you locked me in the room all day, have you considered my feelings? You have three thousand beauties in the harem, but I only have Xiaoluzi who can talk. I'm going crazy in the room all day long." gone."

He said: "If you didn't always want to escape, I wouldn't trap you in the bedroom. If you want to go out for a walk, you can let Xiaoluzi accompany you, but you can't go where there are women."

I thought about it, and it was better than nothing, so I agreed.

In the next few days, when I was idle and bored, I wandered around the palace. When the eunuchs and maids saw me, they all showed a strong onlooker appearance.It's no wonder they are so strange, a big man in this seat actually works as a concubine in the palace, and also has the emperor's favor, and sleeps every night, no one with three heads and six arms is decisive!

Today, I wandered around to the Royal Garden, and I was a little tired from walking, so I took a rest in a gazebo.Xiaoluzi prepared tea and cakes, and I stuffed a mouthful of sweet-scented osmanthus cakes, and looked around with a look of joy in life and death.

A few slim women came from a distance, some with light makeup, graceful and charming, some with lotus-like face, pink white and black, all of them are beauties carved in pink and jade.

They were talking and laughing as they walked in the imperial garden, and when they were about to reach the gazebo, they were stopped by the guards surrounding the pavilion. The leader of those women was the one who made me cry in fear in Yikun Palace a few days ago The woman, it is said that the woman's name is Concubine Shu, and her grade is higher than mine.But as soon as the woman's eyes met mine, she immediately turned pale with fright, and ran away.Seeing this, several other women fled in all directions.

Looking at their figures leaving in a state of embarrassment, I suddenly realized something.

Why did the eunuch castrate?Because the emperor was afraid that they would fornicate the harem and confuse the dragon veins.Apart from Li Yulin, I am the only man in this harem now!If I have some ambiguous relationship with any woman, even if Li Yulin wants to spare me, those concubines won't do it!At that time, they will cry, make trouble and hang themselves, even if Li Yulin doesn't want to deal with me, I will have to deal with it!

Thinking of this idea, my whole being is like a new life!

Two days later, I "ran into" Concubine Shu in the Imperial Garden, and she ran away when she saw my pale face.I chased after him, escaped Xiao Luzi's pursuit all the way, and escaped the guard's interception, ran to Concubine Shu and hugged her.

Concubine Shu was so frightened that her face turned pale and she screamed loudly.

I laughed wildly twice, and was about to make a few speeches about my success, when the guards who arrived behind pulled me away.

I looked at Concubine Shu with regret, and said: "Concubine Shu, I can't stay together in this life, I hope you and I will be married in the next life, and I will definitely make up for what I owe you in this life~"

Concubine Shu said: "You... what nonsense are you talking about, I don't know you at all! You have tarnished my innocence so much, if the emperor finds out... if the emperor finds out, I won't be able to clean up even if I jump into the Yellow River! "After that, she squatted on the ground crying like a concubine, and the maid next to her quickly comforted her softly: "Your Majesty, don't cry, let's go to the Queen Mother to make the decision~"

Xiao Luzi was in a hurry, and hurriedly smoothed things over: "Concubine Shu, calm down, Madam An was confused for a moment and offended you, please don't tell the Queen Mother."

Concubine Shu cried: "This day has not passed, no matter how much the emperor spoils him this time, I will not let him go. I must ask the Queen Mother to make the decision!" After finishing speaking, she covered her face and ran away.

Xiao Luzi said urgently: "Miss An, what are you talking about! The emperor likes you so much, why are you not happy, and you want to make such a disaster. This concubine Shu is the empress dowager's niece. ! This time, even if the emperor wants to protect you, you will not be able to pass the test of the empress dowager!"

I said: "It's just right if I can't make it through. If I want to spend my whole life in the palace as a woman, it's more sad than death!"

Li Yulin got the news very quickly, as soon as I arrived at the dormitory, he rushed over from the imperial study.He turned his eyes red with anger and said to me: "You succeeded!"

I looked confused and said, "What did I succeed in?"

He said: "Didn't you do all this to make me angry? Congratulations, you succeeded. "

I said triumphantly: "Where there is a will, there is a way. There is nothing in this world that I cannot do."

He said: "I let you stay in the palace so uncomfortable? What did I do wrong to you? You just want to run away from me!"

I said: "You also said that a twisted melon is not sweet. I said that I don't want to be a canary in a cage. You forced me to stay by your side. All I want is freedom."

He said: "This imperial palace is just a cage to you, so you don't have the slightest nostalgia? In your heart, don't you have any affection for me?"

I think back then I had to die and live for him. When he left me and went back to be the prince, I also cried and cried. How can I say that I have no feelings at all?

I said cruelly, "Everyone is a man, so why bother to fall in love with you like a woman. Even if I like you, I can't compare to the vast sea and sky outside."

Li Yulin was in a hurry and raised his hand to hit me. Once he was familiar with the second time, I raised my neck to let him hit me more easily. If he is not satisfied, I will give him the right cheek. I only hope that he will calm down and let me go. palace.

But Li Yulin glared at me for a while, but the hand didn't come down after all, but instead swept Yu Ruyi beside him to the ground.

I said: "Ah, this is Yu Ruyi that Xiao Luzi put up newly!"

Li Yulin continued to fall!

I said: "This is the pine flower stone warm inkstone that Xiaoluzi put up!"

Li Yulin fell, fell, fell!

I said: "This is the blue-and-white porcelain vase that Xiao Luzi put on it! Oh, don't kick the table, this red sandalwood carving is so meticulous, hey, the faucet fell off! You let go of that blue-and-white porcelain, I like it very much! Calm down! Speak well if you have something to say!"

Li Yulin didn't care about it, and kept beating, smashing and throwing him. It was useless for me to dissuade him, so I had to squat down silently and watch him get angry.The so-called is not a family, if you don't enter a family, why do we like to smash things when we get angry?This is not good, this is not good...

After Li Yulin smashed the dormitory clean, I stood up and went to find Xiao Luzi to clean it, but he yelled violently and said, "Where are you going!"

I said, "Go out and relax."

He grabbed me and said, "You can't go anywhere! Today, I will have you rectified on the spot!" After that, he pulled me onto the bed.

I was taken aback and said, "What are you going to do?"

He said: "Since you don't care about my kindness to you, then there is no need for me to be that kind to you!"

He pushed me down on the bed and began to roughly tear my clothes with his hands. I knew what he was going to do!This is different from what I thought!Shouldn't he drive me out of the palace in a fit of rage, and then die of old age without any contact with each other?Why would it be my ass who suffers!

I panicked, and said: "Calm down, and speak up if you have something to say! I know I'm wrong! Your Majesty, you can just spare my concubine~"

Li Yulin didn't care about it, and stretched out his hand to take off all the clothes on my body. I took the Sangong Pill, how could I beat him?After a while, he stripped me naked, and this friend picked up the dick and broke into my body.

I broke out in cold sweat from the pain, and cursed: "You bastard, if I don't watch over you for a day, I will come out and endanger the common people!"

He himself couldn't be better off, but he didn't care about it, and rammed into my body with all his might, like a desperate beast, biting whoever it caught.

I was in so much pain that I couldn't speak, and I could even feel the blood oozing from my body. This time, my butt really blossomed!It won't work like this, I have to find a way.

I thought about it for a while and said, "Yulin, what do you think of the eight-treasure rabbit diced made by Yushanfang? The chef's knife skills are really good, and he can cut it so thin, we will try it when we have time."

Li Yulin's evil barrier stayed in my body for a while, showing some signs of softening, and I continued to say: "I think the blue and white porcelain you dropped just now is very beautiful. I also dropped one before, and then Xiao Luzi replaced it with an identical one. I wonder if he can find the exact same one after you fell it? It’s always bad to be angry, and it’s always bad to throw things around, you need to change your temper.”

Li Yulin is completely helpless now.

He stared at me with his beautiful eyes, and I laughed and said, "You can't do it yourself, so don't blame me!"

He said angrily: "Shut up!" He turned me over vigorously, ready to raise his gun and fight again.

I had a dull pain in my lower body from letting him toss, and I couldn't resist at all. I was about to grit my teeth and suffer, but Xiao Luzi's voice sounded outside the door: "Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager ordered someone to invite the Emperor over."

Li Yulin said: "I will go there later."

I heard him mean that I would go after the torment, so I hurriedly said: "The empress dowager called you, so you go quickly! I'll wait here for you to come back, okay?"

He sneered and said, "Once I leave, you don't know where to go to hook up with other women."

I roared: "My ass has made you toss like this, where else can I go to hook up with women!"