Everyone Loves the Bishop

I stared blankly at the person in front of me and called out, "Yulin?"

Li Yulin smiled lightly and said, "It's hard for you to remember me."

I smiled awkwardly and said, "How can you not remember, how are you doing these days?"

Li Yulin said: "It can't compare to your happiness."

His expression was calm and his tone was ordinary, but I could still hear a strong sense of sarcasm in his words. At the beginning, we broke up on bad terms, and now we have been separated for more than half a year. I really don't know what identity I should use to meet him.

I said, "Why did you come to Xiangzhou?"

He said: "You naturally hope that I will go far away and never appear in front of you again."

I said, "I don't mean that."

Li Yulin said: "Then what do you mean, who am I to you?"

This is really a problem left over from history. Li Yulin asked me once before, and I used the phrase "old friend" to get through it without any danger, but if I use these three words again today, I guarantee that I will let him beat it. nosebleed...

I stammered, "Brother...brother?"

Li Yulin sneered: "Are you worthy?"

I slapped my face, he is the Ninth Five-Year Master, I really don't deserve it.Unwillingly, I continued to put gold on my face: "Old friend."

Li Yulin smiled and said, "Are you sure?"

I closed my eyes and said, "Old lover!"

I thought I was going to be beaten again this time, but after waiting for a long time, I didn't respond at all. I opened my eyes cautiously, and Li Yulin was staring at me intently.

I dare not speak except to laugh.

He said: "Old lover? Did you take me as your lover from the beginning to the end?"

I said, "Of course there are."

He said, "then why didn't you come after me when I was leaving."

I said: "You mean you want to break all ties with me, and you don't even want to see me, how can I chase you like a face? Besides, you have so many subordinates, just any one of them will beat me all over the place. Teeth!"

He said: "I said that I will cut off my grace and I will cut off my righteousness. Have you been looking forward to this day for a long time? If I ignore you, you don't know how to go with my carriage? In the end, you think I'm caught between you and Lin Yuwen I'm in the way, you've been expecting me to leave for a long time, haven't you!"

I was also shot while lying down, and said: "You are simply making trouble for no reason. You said you wanted to break up with me, and you still blame me for not following you facelessly. There is no such reason in this world."

Li Yulin said: "How dare you talk back!"

I said: "Even if you are the emperor, you still can't stop everyone talking! I want to clear myself! If you are not convinced, hit me!"

He was so ruthless that he actually came to beat me!I was so accomplished that I instinctively blocked his hand.He opened his eyes and said in disbelief: "Have you finished your "Lotus Book"?"

My old face was very shy, and my eyes wandered around.

He said: "With whom? Is it Lin Yuwen!"

I said: "No..."

He said, "Is that Jiang Ce?"

I said: "It's not..."

He was furious: "You have another man? Who is that man!"

I stammered: "Pei Xiao..."

"You!" Li Yulin was furious now, "Okay, everyone is hiding everything! I should have seen that he was an ambitious wolf."

I didn't dare to face his anger, and said: "I was chasing you, brother should be worried, I should go back."

It's okay if I don't say this, but when I say this, Li Yulin's fire will burn even more: "Brother? How many men do you have! Xiao Ding, I really underestimated you!"

I said: "Yulin, the relationship between us has passed, if you don't dislike me, we will be friends from now on."

He said, "Who wants to be your friend?"

I said frustratedly: "Since you look down on me, then I'll go first."

He said: "Stop!" After saying that, he grabbed my hand.

I said, "Do you have anything else to do?"

He tried his best to suppress his anger and said: "You go back to the palace with me, we will be together in the future, you can't have other men."

I hurriedly said, "I don't want it!"

He glared, "No?"

I said: "You have three thousand beauties in the harem, what do you want me to do in the palace! I am a man, but I can't be as obedient as a woman is to you. What I want is the sea and the sky, freedom, the palace is a golden cage, I don't want it I'll die in it forever."

Li Yulin said: "Didn't you say that you liked me at the beginning, and that you decided that I was the only one in this life? Why did it become empty talk in a blink of an eye? If the palace is a golden cage, then I am a canary in it, and you must be in it too." A canary!"

I said: "I won't do it!" After saying that, I ran away, but suddenly more than ten Jinyi guards appeared all around, holding crossbow arrows in their hands, and pointed at me in unison.

I was surprised: "What are you doing?"

Li Yulin said softly: "I am the emperor of the world, and the world belongs to me, even you are no exception! Today, you can either follow me or die here. I will never let you find another man again." .”

I stared intently at the Jin Yiwei around me, my arms couldn't twist my thighs, although I had accomplished great feats, but they held crossbow arrows, if I was negligent, I would become a hornet's nest, should I bet on this?

I turned to Li Yulin and said, "We can cross the same boat after a hundred years of cultivation, and sleep together in the same bed after a thousand years of cultivation. We are just destined to have nothing to do with each other. Do you really want to be so decisive?"

He didn't waver at all, and said, "You forced me to do this."

My temper also came up, and I said: "Okay, let's take a gamble today, whether it is your quickness of the archer, or my quickness of lightness!"

Li Yulin suddenly looked painful, and said, "Even if you die, you still don't want to be with me?"

I said: "You are the emperor, and I am just a grassroots person, or a man. We are not worthy from the beginning to the end, and there will be no good results if we are forced to be together. You think I have many old friends and live happily? In fact, I Not happy at all! They either lied to me or plotted against me, and now I am cold-hearted, and I no longer believe in the word love."

Li Yulin said: "Okay then, let me ask you one last question."

I immediately said: "I loved it!"

Hearing this, his face paled, he waved his hand, and ordered the crossbowmen around him to retreat, leaving only me and him.Li Yulin said: "Twisted melons are not sweet. Since you insist on breaking up with me, I don't want to force you. Let me kiss you again. After this time, you and I will part ways and will not interfere with each other."

After thinking about it, I said, "Okay."

He stepped forward step by step, and the two of them were so close that they could clearly see their own reflection in each other's eyes. Those beautiful pupils were full of haze, and even my figure was a bit gray.

His breath was getting closer and closer, until a pair of cold lips stuck to my lips, I closed my eyes tremblingly, and with the last lingering thoughts to make out with him, unexpectedly, the pain in my neck made me dizzy past.

The last thought in my mind was: Li Yulin, you bastard, how dare you plot against me!

When he woke up again, the environment around him had changed, the gleaming palace was resplendent and luxurious.Surprised, I suddenly sat up from the bed.

A faint voice came from the side, saying, "Are you awake?"

I saw that Li Yulin was sitting on the edge of the bed, looking at me quietly, and I said, "Where is this place?"

He said: "The palace."

"Why am I in the palace?" I was startled, and I rushed over to catch him and ask him, but I found myself weak and my legs were weak, and I said, "What did you do to me?"

He said: "It's nothing, I just gave you a Sangong pill. You know, your kungfu is a little high, and you are a little disobedient, so I have no choice but to make a bad move."

When he said these words calmly, I was terrified in my heart, and said: "You bastard! What are you trying to do by taking me to the palace! How can I be sorry to you? You want to plot against me like this! Human nature! "

He said: "In the emotional world, there is no one who is sorry for anyone, only someone who doesn't know how to cherish someone. I just want to keep you."

I said angrily, "You are robbing a civilian man!"

He readily admitted: "I am."

I said: "You human trafficker who kills thousands of knives, you should go to hell!"

He said calmly, "We'll talk about it after I die."

I made him so dizzy with rage that he was completely speechless.He said, "Are you hungry? I'll ask the imperial dining room to prepare something for you."

I gritted my teeth and said, "I'm so full of gas! What else do I want to eat!"

He said: "Then if you're hungry, I'll ask the Imperial Dining Room to make it for you."

I said: "Wealth and wealth, people's fat and people's ointment let you use this? Is it so amazing to have an imperial dining room? Let me tell you! I would rather kill than humiliate! If you don't let me go, I won't have a drop of water!"

Li Yulin said: "As you wish." After finishing speaking, he walked towards the door and said to an eunuch, "Xiao Luzi, take good care of me."

Xiao Luzi said: "The servant obeys the order."

Li Yulin left after giving orders, I jumped in anger, picked up Yu Ruyi beside me and threw it on the ground, with a bang, Xiao Luzi cried out, "Hey, this is the emperor's favorite Yu Ruyi !"

I felt a little more at ease, moved the blue and white porcelain next to me and continued to throw it on the ground, with a "bang", Xiao Luzi cried again: "This is the emperor's favorite blue and white porcelain!"

I smashed!

"This is the Emperor's favorite Songhua Stone Warm Inkstone~"

I will smash it again!

"This is the emperor's favorite blue and white porcelain vase~"

I smash smash smash!

"This is the emperor's favorite rosewood table~"

I was out of breath, and said, "Everything your emperor likes, is there anything he doesn't like!"

Xiao Luzi said: "The Emperor said that as long as it can calm Young Master Xiao, it is his favorite thing~ If Young Master Xiao feels that it is not enough to calm down, there are still many things in the emperor's private treasury, you can move them out and let Young Master Xiao smash them together~ "

This seat admits defeat!

This is the imperial palace, what Li Yulin has the most is money, I am so tired that my arms and legs are broken, but to him it is just a drop in the bucket, people with deep pockets are different!

I sat aboard uncharacteristically sluggish.

Xiao Luzi said: "Young Master Xiao, are you hungry? This servant immediately asks the Imperial Dining Room to bring you meals."

I said angrily: "Eat, eat, eat! You know how to eat!"

Xiao Luzi apologized and said with a smile: "Master Xiao is right, Xiao Luzi only knows how to eat! Xiaoluzi can't make Master Xiao happy, he really deserves death."

I angrily ran back to the bed and lay down, racking my brains to think of a way to escape.

This is inside the imperial palace, with strict guards, and I took the Sangong Pill, so it's really hard to get out with my own strength.At this time, I really miss Lin Yuwen's sachet stuffed with tracking incense. If I can carry it with me, at least it will let people know where I am now, and come to rescue me when I find a chance!