Don't keep little wolf dogs in farm games

Wen Liguo was too busy to surf the Internet in order to rush to make the [-] servings of military cap Lunjiao cakes. Unfortunately, he missed the first-hand drama between his master and his idol.

Tang Yihe is also busy developing dog food formula.However, he is more willing to launch dog pilaf than dog food.The popular pet food in the interstellar era is also a nutritious meal. To let the owner and pets accept the new way of eating, his dog pilaf must be a blockbuster to make a name for himself and then reach the upper pet circle.

After much deliberation, he drew up a nutritious ancient shredded chicken pilaf, tearing the chicken breast into strands of shredded meat, adding colorful vegetables, vegetables, and soy flour left over from soy milk. Mix it in, stir until slightly starched, press out the bone shape, and steam more than 80 bones in one pot.

It doesn't look good to sell dog food directly in restaurants, so he took advantage of the opportunity to launch a batch of roasted wings with honey sauce. This batch of roasted wings is particularly attractive in terms of appearance and aroma. "Together, half sell and half give away, so that diners who have dogs at home will bring them back for their pets to taste.

After all, this is the first time to step into the pet food industry. Although I have cooked for the family dog ​​before, who knows if the mutated interstellar pet will not adapt to the environment?

The next day, the master and apprentice went to work in the store as usual.

But from the moment they entered the business circle, the two of them felt something was wrong when they saw the security guard.The security guy is usually very respectful to Boss Tang, but never like this time, his eyes are envious and ambiguous, and he is also a little sincere and fearful.

"Boss Tang, good morning~" The security guy greeted him, then took out a notebook and said to him, "Boss, please sign it for me!"

Tang Yihe: "..."

Although he was confused, the little security guard usually took good care of him, so he signed his name as he said.His handwriting is good, "Tang Yihe" looks clear and powerful, and the little brother is holding the autograph book and staring at it intently.

"Boss, can you add 'Tang Kee Private Kitchen' in front?" the younger brother asked again.

"……Can."

"Boss, can we shake hands?"

"..."

"Can we take a picture together?"

"No." Tang Yihe flatly refused, he didn't like taking pictures.

Although the little brother was a little disappointed, he still thanked him sincerely.After the master and apprentice left, several security guards suppressed their excitement and said excitedly: "Damn it, I shook hands with the major general's wife. Rounding up, I shook hands with the major general!"

"Hahahahahaha, do you really think those on the Internet are real? How do I look like a p-picture?"

"Whether it's true or not, I happen to be a fan of the boss anyway, so I think it kills two birds with one stone!"

"Hey, Boss's handwriting is really beautiful. Compared with him, mine is like oracle bone inscriptions. I really want to remake my hand!"

The security guard was giggling, because he was too far away from the turmoil on the Internet, so he didn't really take it seriously, but they were all young people, having fun playing tricks, and even posted autographed photos to social circles to show off.

After playing around for a while, the shops opened one after another, and there were more pedestrians, so the security guards stood at their posts.

Soon, a group of students dressed in fancy dress walked in.The leader seemed to be a small Internet celebrity, who was broadcasting live while walking, and could vaguely hear their murmurs.

"...There are still 30 meters left, and we will see Tang Ji's private kitchen that is said to be contracted by Hades!"

security guard:"……"

Sure enough, it was right that more people came to work today.

Because they didn't have the expectations of ordinary diners at all, but they were full of indignation that they wanted to catch the mistress, so they almost pulled up banners to protest.

"Send someone to watch to avoid conflict."

·

Tang Yihe and Wen Liguo found that there was something wrong with the customers today. Every old diner who came to buy breakfast didn't seem to know him. Some secretly looked at him while shopping, and others showed envy but no hatred. Oddly enough, some of the older diners judged him with shrewd eyes and showed old father-like relief.

Tang Yihe:? ? ?

Although he thought it was weird, Tang Yihe didn't ask, and wrote a line of words on the small blackboard with a normal expression: [Today's new dish: honey roasted wings, buy a pair of roasted wings and get a dog pilaf (this is dog food)]

The private restaurant has started to serve formal snacks!

The chicken wings used to make roasted wings are all from common broiler chickens without high-grade feed, so the price is not too expensive. A pair of chicken wings only costs 6000 Singapore coins, which is already cheap compared to the sky-high price of chicken soup.

After hanging up the small blackboard, he went into the back kitchen, ready to brush honey sauce on the grilled wings.If the grilled wings want to be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, they need to be heated several times in the middle, and he needs to be watching from the side. Of course, after the process is streamlined, robots can help.

And the mighty team of students was not far away at this time, the little internet celebrity headed by turned off the camera, and whispered to the people behind: "We will go there in a while, don't rush to order food, take more pictures of the boss, as for the angle ...You know, we are not here this time to sell him a lot."

As a small Internet celebrity, her appearance is better than many ordinary people, but even a small and pretty girl can't handle the strange angle. Occasionally, she will collapse if her beauty is lowered, so she firmly believes that no matter how good Tang Yihe looks It's not as good-looking as Dazong Dianping said, they can find ugly photos!

That's right, the first batch of tourists are the legendary villains who frighten the idols, the most bloody and the most capable of attracting black people, of course they don't think it.

"Don't turn on any beauty filters, just let him face the camera."

"learn!"

A group of people, as if they were on a mission, entered the store in a mighty manner. There were about thirty people, and they blocked the small store door in an instant.

As soon as Wen Liguo looked up, he saw a bunch of beautiful young ladies facing him, all of them raised their wristbands and turned on the cameras to point at their faces.

Wen Liguo: "..."

He subconsciously wanted to cover his face, but in the next second, he heard the young lady in the lead say to the camera: "Everyone, this restaurant is a private restaurant that has become very popular recently! You can take a look at the renovated storefront, it is very small and fresh oh……"

She was explaining in a serious manner, and it was so formal that Wen Liguo could only show a shy smile: "Welcome, are you live?"

Immediately there were thirty or forty cameras facing him at the scene.

The little internet celebrity said: "Yeah, can we take a random photo first?"

Wen Liguo asked them to take pictures, but these people didn't take pictures of the storefront, but just took pictures of him, and they felt a little embarrassed, and they were embarrassed to interrupt, for fear of spreading the influence of bad service attitude.

But he was uncomfortable, and these thirty or forty people were even more uncomfortable. Because they were going to "go to war", they all dressed up carefully, but now they saw that this person was cuter than himself!Even the leading little Internet celebrity feels inferior. She is only 20 years old and thinks she is youthful and invincible, but the person in front of her looks more tender than her, and the skin and collagen are so tender that it is almost watery!

The people behind whispered.

"You turned on beauty?"

"No!"

"Ahhh, the anti-camera is so powerful..."

"—Wait a minute, I caught it. His forehead is relatively big, and there are still some dead spots. Take more shots on his forehead!"

As secondary school groupies, finding the "black spots" and ugly photos of their opponents is a skill they have practiced for a long time, and they can exchange a lot of information with just one look.

……

Wen Liguo was awkwardly photographed for a while, and the little Internet celebrity also photographed behind his forehead, and then smiled sweetly: "Boss, let's order."

"Boss?" Wen Liguo shook his head honestly, "I'm not the boss."

"What?! You're not the boss?" Others looked at each other in blank dismay, because the store looks quite small, and there are no other employees, so they preconceived that this person is the boss.

As soon as the words fell, Tang Yihe came out of the kitchen.

As soon as he appeared, more than 30 pairs of eyes and cameras gathered on him.If Wen Liguo is only tender and cute, then Tang Yihe is very masculine.

There are many kinds of good-looking looks, thick eyebrows and big eyes, warm and moist like jade, and handsome and delicate are all beauties. There is no distinction between several types, but the vegetables and radishes have their own preferences; and Tang Yihe belongs to the top version of Qingjun Guali , his face is soft, his eyebrows and eyes are not very big, rather slender, but because of his handsome nose bridge, he is not feminine at all.

Because he often eats golden eggs, his skin is as good as a boiled egg without the slightest blemish. Even with the soft light in the store, there is a faint halo on his young and healthy skin, which is the envy of everyone. Endless watery skin.

Not to mention his demeanor, although he was wearing a chef's hat, his gestures and his eyes were not at all fireworks, and the cold eyes that floated over indifferently made the girls startled, and their hearts skipped a beat. Shoot - ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, aloof male god!

"I'm the boss, what's the matter?" Seeing that they were a group of semi-college students, Tang Yihe reluctantly forgave the commotion and did not present the "Death Gaze".

Everyone: ... Digging, so this is the boss!

The little Internet celebrity was also stunned for a few seconds before she realized that she was the only college student among so many people, so she remained calm: "Boss, we want to do a food live broadcast..."

"Oh." Tang Yihe nodded, "You can do whatever you want."

Then he turned and went back to the kitchen, ignoring them.

The hearts of the second-year girls slowly recovered. Although their minds were full of screams that were so handsome and cool, their bodies had already reacted faster than their brains. In just ten seconds of meeting, Each other's cameras have recorded Tang Yihe's every angle in all directions.

All of them are so handsome!Regardless of the front, side and back, it is a perfect arc online!Even the slightly thin figure is particularly tall and straight in the camera, just right thin, and a bit advanced and familiar, more hormonal than myself.

Fuck, how can this spread to Chaohua to comfort the lovelorn "Haagen-Dazs", the "rival in love" is too powerful!

Seven or eight of the thirty or so people were so fascinated on the spot, they murmured in a low voice: "No, no, no, I'm going to be a CP fan, it's so good~~~"

When the little internet celebrity heard this, she looked back at the others, her face was a little shaken, so she hurriedly tapped: "Hey, your position is too uncertain, there are a lot of good-looking ones, don't those little fresh meats look good ? If you want to be worthy of our major general, you have to be talented."

As soon as she reminded her, the "military spirit" stabilized for the most part.

Wen Liguo listened to their mutterings, caught a few key words, and asked suspiciously: "Aren't you here to broadcast live food? What major general? What talent?"

"Ahem, no, no, little brother, let's order."

Wen Liguo had no choice but to hand them the menu, and recommended today's new dishes "Honey Sauce Roasted Wings" and "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Drumsticks": "Today is the first day on the market, buy wings and get free dog food!"

Dog food?Is it the kind of dog food they want?As soon as the major general announced it, this little boss took the opportunity to build up the popularity and give everyone dog food?

This, this, this is simply flattering and proud!Afraid that others would not know that he was contracted by a male god?unacceptable!

As a result, the little favorability points accumulated with great difficulty were instantly cleared.

They looked at the menu, wondering why it was so expensive. In the end, the little internet celebrity snorted coldly: "Since he wants to treat us to dog food, let's order it. I'll pay half of the price!"

"Miss, what are you doing?"

"It's okay, there will be a reward soon after the live broadcast, I will put a tag on it to remind netizens to watch."

After a short discussion, the little Internet celebrity said to Wen Liguo: "Brother, here are thirty chicken wings."

"Okay, the total of 18 is [-]. Because of the first day of the event today, we will give away dog ​​food to try. Let me explain to you about the dog food. This dog food is very palatable and has comprehensive nutrients. Picking varieties, and adding, uh, adding..." Wen Liguo was in the middle of speaking, suddenly got stuck, and forgot his lines.

Fortunately, those people didn't care. After ordering, they all found a seat and sat down, whispering to each other, not knowing what they were plotting.

But soon they couldn't discuss any more, because the sweet and crispy roast chicken smell was already wafting from the kitchen.

Although I haven't eaten it, I can't imagine what the honey roast chicken tastes like subconsciously, but it smells so delicious. Several young people have poor concentration, and they haven't heard what the big sisters are discussing at all, and their necks are straight Stretch towards the kitchen.

"Hey! These are just the smell of essence!" Xiaowanghong tapped on the table.

Everyone turned their heads, but those few with poor concentration didn't listen to her command at all, and were still secretly swallowing.

"We can't make complaints about the camera too much later, do you understand that we praise first and then belittle? Only in this way can we have a sense of reality."

"That's right, otherwise you'll be looking for faults at first glance, and the credibility is too low."

Not long after, the roast chicken came out of the oven and was brought up by Tang Yihe and Wen Liguo.The guest wanted to secretly take a picture of the boss, but soon his attention was diverted by the food.

The golden, oily and plump chicken wings were quickly presented in front of everyone.The grilled wings just out of the oven are still steaming, and the sticky honey juice has been brushed twice during baking, and poured again after it comes out of the oven. The crystal clear juice is now dripping on the small dish at an extremely slow speed.

The rich and sweet aroma irresistibly invades the sense of smell of every diner. With such a beautiful appearance, it is difficult for even the pickiest customers to say "bad".

Xiaowanghong swallowed her saliva, forced a smile at the camera, and said lightly: "It's...it's okay..."

But netizens have quickly dismantled her platform: [Wow, is it a new product?Why is it the same as in the special effects film?]

[The Gufeng online game I played looks similar, and I always thought it was all fabricated, so it turns out that someone could actually make it? 】

【smell!How is the taste! 】

[Eat anchor, hurry up!Give you money! 】

Xiaowanghong looked at the barrage and was puzzled for a while. She was obviously on the "Celebrity Gossip" channel, so why did she attract so many strange and barbaric messages.But after a closer look, it turned out that the "Food" channel was removed by the administrator!

Oh, that's just right, the viewers of Food Channel like to plant weeds and pull weeds, so they slandered a few words secretly and pulled out their weeds.

Watching the spaceships passing by, the little internet celebrity forked open the chicken wings happily, and saw that the freshly roasted chicken immediately overflowed with clear juice, and the honey on the surface of the chicken skin happened to follow the texture of the chicken skin, slowly Slowly moistening the tender and juicy shredded meat with distinct roots, just looking at it makes the saliva secrete crazily.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

[Looks good times! 】

[I like the high-definition picture quality of the host, as if the chicken wings are right in front of my eyes! 】

[It's the first time I'm looking forward to watching someone else eat, so the host should hurry up! 】

[The anchor, eat quickly, I will give you money!One bite, one plane! 】

The little internet celebrity had never seen such a battle before, so she shivered when she was urged, and subconsciously grabbed the chicken wings with her hands and stuffed them into her mouth.The first bite happened to bite into the fattest part of the wing, and because of the unskilled eating, the chicken juice and honey juice flowed down her lips under the pressure of her lips and teeth.

She subconsciously stuck out her tongue and licked it, and was immediately stunned by the oily, hot, fresh and sweet delicious food.You must know that in order to maintain a photogenic slap face, she has been on a diet for a while, and she finally returned to her normal diet yesterday. She thought she had relieved her hungry and thirsty taste buds.

By the time she realized it, she had already bared her teeth without the image of a lady, and ruthlessly tore the most fleshy part out of the skeleton, leaving only a few shreds of meat hanging on it.

But this scene pleased the people in the live broadcast room. Dozens of planes and spaceships whizzed by, and just two bites made her earn [-] star coins, which was more than she used to sing in the live broadcast room for a night!

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

[Hahahaha Yunjiji expresses satisfaction with a book, the host's eating looks are very sincere]

[Hey, I'm not satisfied!The anchor gives a takeaway call, I'll order it right away]

[Tang Kee Private Restaurant, look at the title]

[Fuck, is that the one owned by Hades' wife?Ahhh, I'm jealous of Hades! 】

Little internet celebrity: "..."

Oops, I was so overwhelmed with food that I almost forgot my important mission. She woke up immediately, and was about to clear her throat, and said lightly, "I think it's normal." Don’t you want to eat? If you don’t want to eat, I will.”

Little internet celebrity: "..."

She turned her face in astonishment, and saw that all the sisters she had brought had devoured the grilled chicken wings, and were still licking the plate indistinctly, without missing a single bit of honey juice and minced meat.

The live broadcast room is still shouting, desperately swiping the plane.

[Anchor, how does it taste? 】

[It goes without saying that the little sisters are all CD-ROMists, okay?]

[Hurry up and give feedback! ! ! 】

Xiao Wanghong's face was ugly, and she subconsciously looked at her plate, while the little sister was still waiting for her reply.Two seconds later, she silently protected the plate and finished it with a crunch.

Glancing at the live broadcast room, the sweetness on the tip of her tongue and the struggle in her heart made her almost unable to maintain a smile, and finally gritted her teeth and admitted: "Uh, it's not bad..."

Just after the evaluation, the takeaway bell in the store rang, and the white and tender little brother in front of the cashier answered the phone: "...Eh? Watched the live broadcast? Chicken wings? Oh, that's our new product, Roasted wings in honey sauce... twenty servings? Alright, I'll send it to you right away!"

After hanging up the phone, Wen Liguo smiled: "Thank you for your promotion."

Before the little Internet celebrity could speak, the younger sisters asked: "Can you give us a discount? Six thousand copies are so expensive!"

Little internet celebrity: "..."

You, you all discarded your armor and armor too quickly! ! !

Is there any psychedelic added to this chicken wing? ! ! !

Discounts are of course impossible, but after Wen Liguo talked about the effect of the live broadcast, Tang Yihe gave an extra dog food to the little internet celebrity.

"The dog food is already cooked. This takeaway box has a heat preservation effect. It can be kept at a constant temperature for two days. You can take it home and eat it directly." Tang Yihe finished speaking hastily, and went to pack the chicken wings.

The little internet celebrity didn’t give up, and the other little sisters also felt that they didn’t eat enough, so they couldn’t wait to take it back, so they opened the exquisite take-out box immediately, and saw an ordinary-looking “bone” inside, It seems to be made of nutritional powder.

【Um? ?This is dog food?It doesn't look very tasty]

[Could it be some leftover material?The color is so strange]

【The shape is very cute】

The little Internet celebrity looked at the message, and suddenly felt that today's task was promising, so she mobilized the little sisters to eat together.

At the first bite, it feels very light, as if no salt was added; but because of the lightness, the taste of the food itself is particularly obvious. The aroma of beans, the tenderness of chicken shreds, and the sweetness of vegetable grains are intertwined on the tip of the tongue, which is unexpected Pleasant, because it has been whipped and starched, the taste is even a little bit elastic, like eating another delicious ball!

The "bone" is the size of a middle finger. After two bites, the mouth is still smashing greedily, wishing to be full at once.

[Anchor, anchor, what does this taste like? 】

[Haha, what else can I do, look, her little friend is empty again! 】

[No, no, I want to listen to the anchor!I was the one who ordered [-] chicken wings just now, if it tastes good, I will add more! 】

[Fuck, so you are the big boss]

The little Internet celebrity has a stiff expression, thinking that if it is not delicious, if someone orders it and finds it to be good, wouldn’t it be demolished?She could only bite the bullet and say: "Well, it's okay...a different flavor."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Wen Liguo coming out of the kitchen with a bunch of takeaway boxes. He seemed to be planning to deliver the goods. Turned pale with shock: "You guys! Why did you eat the dog food!"

The little internet celebrity said angrily: "You boss Tang is just going to give us dog food on purpose?"

"That is to say, we specially released this after Major General Hades confessed his love, don't you just want us to give up!"

Wen Liguo: "...I think you have some misunderstanding?"

The little internet celebrity was extremely wronged: "How can I misunderstand?"

Tens of thousands of people have seen the "my daughter-in-law" message!

"This is dog food, the kind of food that dogs eat, pet dog," Wen Liguo feared that they still didn't understand, raised a paw, and said onomatopoeia, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Everyone: "………………"

The live broadcast room was already laughing like crazy, all kinds of love and spaceship rockets flew together, instantly flooding the accounts of small Internet celebrities.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this development, there is no fuck to say】

[Ahaha, it's fucking dog food! 】

[What should I say!I laughed so hard, anchor, you should go to the cute pet channel hahahaha]

[Cluster frequency, reported [狗头] [狗头]]

[I fucking ate this Amway, the dog at home is anorexic recently, it seems that I can change it to dog food hahahaha]

The little Internet celebrity saw the overwhelming spaceship, but couldn't be happy for the first time. Not only was she unhappy, but she was so ashamed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in!

Oh my god, what the hell did she do live streaming!It's fine to find fault with him but he didn't succeed, but he actually eats dog food in public with great relish!

She can't wait to quit the live broadcasting world immediately!

"Wait, wait, we ate this, shouldn't there be any problem?" A little girl worried.

Wen Liguo didn't know either, so he could only invite the master to come.After hearing this, Tang Yihe swept over the girls with a mentally retarded look, and slowly explained: "All the ingredients are freshly harvested and supplied, natural and hormone-free, and there is no problem if people eat them; today this dog food is specially for estrus It is customized for dogs, and it has the effect of beautifying hair after eating it."

Xiaowanghong: A mouthful of old blood!Hair, love, period, of, dog, dog!

Damn, this store is poisonous! !

She couldn't continue the live broadcast anymore, without even saying goodbye, she directly closed the live broadcast room, went offline in a panic, and planned to leave this damn sad place in a hurry.

But Tang Yihe held her back: "Wait a minute."

The handsome man in front of her was a head taller than her, and with cold eyes, he looked very intimidating.

"Do, what are you doing?" The little Internet celebrities' hearts were pounding, half shy and half guilty. Could it be that Xiao Jiujiu, who they came to find fault with, was spotted?

Tang Yihe, who has never been sympathetic to women, looked at her carefully, and asked coldly: "What are you saying about Hades' confession?"

Everyone was stunned, this matter was raging among young people, as the person involved, didn't he know?

The little internet celebrity blinked her eyes and said unwillingly: "Major General Hades confessed his love to you in All Stars yesterday. He said you are his daughter-in-law."

Tang Yihe: "..."

Wen Liguo: "...jitter?"

Tang Yihe: "Which Hades?"

The little Internet celebrity was more surprised than them: "It's Major General Hades of the Demon Wolf! You don't even know about it as the person involved?"

As she spoke, she opened the wristband and showed them the screenshots and her own private screen recording. The content was absolutely true and could not be denied, and there was only one Tang Ji private restaurant in the entire interstellar world, and there was no mistake.

Seeing the words "my daughter-in-law", Tang Yihe's mouth twitched fiercely, and he couldn't help clenching his fists secretly, his eyes flashed sullenly.

Cue himself for no reason, except for Xiaoha, he has no idea that he can have any relationship with an officer... So now he is not satisfied with controlling Xiaoha, and plans to extend his claws to Xiaoha's former master?

Tang Yihe felt that he smelled nine parts of the truth, and one part of it was a conspiracy.

Wen Liguo also reacted belatedly, because he was too shocked, and unconsciously said something that would make him lose his master: "I, my master is so powerful?"

The author has something to say: Tang Yihe: ...severing the master-student relationship. [serious]

"Master" is sending the interstellar express, um, it will arrive the next day!