Don't keep little wolf dogs in farm games

[This person has been contracted by Major General Ben. @唐记私室菜小哥主】

In just one line of words, the Hades homepage, which was already turbulent, exploded into a 30-meter tsunami in an instant, setting off a stormy sea!

[A bear: wtf? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[ep: What do you mean? ! ! ! ! 】

[Crystal Heart: Who is Major General @! ! !Who will rob me of my husband! ! ! 】

[Passerby A: What else can it mean? Classic romance plots. Of course, you have to confess strongly when you return from military uniform. Aren’t you all familiar with this kind of plot? 】

[Hades's eldest wife: No, no, no, it's impossible for such a domineering boss to come out of the mouth of Wuli's low-key and luxurious husband!I don't listen, I don't listen! 】

[I'm so handsome: Woohoo! ! ! ! !Hades, you are only 24 years old, please wait for me to grow up! ! ! 】

……

[Hades' little padded jacket: Calm down!Major General @ an empty number!There is no such person as "Tang Ji's Private Kitchen Boss" on the whole network! 】

[255: Huh? ! ! ! 】

Netizens checked, and sure enough there is no such account as "Tang Kee Private Kitchen Small Boss". Hades really @ an empty number, no wonder the font behind it is all gray and there is no blue logo.

[Hades' eldest wife: Sister, I believe in love again!Major General, this has been low-key for too long, so is it going to blow us up all at once? 555555 Don't be like this~ Boys and girls in Huaichun can't stand intimidation! 】

[Passerby A: ...Hey, no, you have to let him post the wedding photo to give up, right? 】

[My little sweetheart: Upstairs guna! ! ! 】

[To be your little tail: This passer-by is really annoying, report it! 】

……

The first speech obviously caused everyone to collapse for a few minutes, but their tenacious reading comprehension ability quickly cheered them up and re-examined this short message.

As a celebrity who is so low-key that he seems to grow mushrooms, every word and every punctuation of his is enough to make the whole interstellar people talk about it, and they can't wait to study it with a magnifying glass.

Although it is an empty number, it is worth thinking about @empty number for no reason!

Netizens searched around, and finally found something suspicious. Tangji Private Kitchen is a small restaurant that popped up this year. It is located in the poorest Pacia galaxy in the entire galaxy and Paton, which is also relatively weak in economic strength in the Pacia galaxy. The planet, referred to as the edge of the impoverished mountainous area.

The identity of "this person" was first discovered. Although Tang Ji's private kitchen was not popular all over the planet, it was just a restaurant in a remote and impoverished mountainous area, but the coir raincoat cucumber had been passed down for a period of time, so it didn't take long to peel it off. From a restaurant on Planet Parton, the owner is Tang Yihe. This person is even more mysterious. There are no social accounts on the Internet, and there are no photos. There are only clips of his hands cooking.

Another group of people focused on "has been contracted", these four words are simply imaginative, and there are all kinds of words on the Internet.

It is true that "has been contracted" itself is a serious and serious phrase, but because of the popularity of goofy romance books, everyone understands that this sentence is standard for a domineering president. It is obvious what it means, but fans—especially Hardy The girls with fantasies and the little gays refused to accept it, and they didn't believe that Hades meant that when they were killed!

Creatures like brainless fans, even if their idols are caught by the media in a late-night tryst with others, or even go in and out of the hotel to face the "luminous script", as long as the idols say: "We are just friends." They can ignore the hammer, I firmly believe that idols have no sex life!

So this time they also gave full play to their strengths, and they literally distorted Hades' meaning.

Under the new scarf, the so-called "clarification building" was quickly and organized, which was praised by fans to the top.

[Hades's eldest wife: Don't think wrong, everyone, the major general means that he has reached a cooperation with the owner of this store, because Mr. Tang's cooking skills are very good, and the previous "Coir raincoat knife technique" video was made by him. He is also the chef of Patton's State Banquet, and there are many popular signature dishes in the restaurant. Please refer to 'Dianping.com', you can read the comments. 】

[weubw: That's right, according to reliable gossip, there was once a military officer who also wanted to contract Boss Tang, but unfortunately the boss didn't agree]

[Ms. Sugar: Emma, ​​I, Patton, are actually on the list. As a diner of Tang Ji, I can guarantee that our boss's craftsmanship is extremely good!I also watched the officer incident, it's true! 】

[Hades' sweetheart: It seems that this contract is not his contract, so happy]

[2340: As expected of me, seeing this speech must have got the boss! 】

【Crystal: So he also likes to eat delicious food!Good match with me, shy.jpg]

……

Hades was proudly declaring his sovereignty, but when he saw these crooked messages, he almost vomited blood.

What's wrong with this society? Could it be that he didn't explain clearly enough?

He just wanted to possess Tang Yihe from the beginning to the end, from the inside to the outside. Did these people pass the reading comprehension?

Unconvinced, Hades picked one of the early messages, and responded neatly as follows:

[I'm so handsome: Hey, who is the "Little Boss of Tang Ji's Private Kitchen"?

——My daughter-in-law. 】

Netizen:! ! ! ! !

Not surprisingly, fry the pan again.

【Fuck! ! ! 】

[Am I... dazzled? 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I don't believe it, I don't believe it, the major general must have passed through his soul! 】

[The story of Cinderella is no longer popular, Hades, wake up!I am right with you]

【Hehe, that's what I said earlier, you don't believe me】

[The first passer-by upstairs, get out! 】

[Broken heart, don't stop me, I want to turn black! 】

[What kind of fairy is it, do you have a photo? 】

……

[Why has the empty number still not responded after 5 minutes? 】

[Too much trouble!Our major general stood up for him, and was turned black by his young girlfriend fans, but he didn't come out to defend him? 】

【Love you @Hades】

[Momo, you deserve better @Hades]

【Heh, why are you joining in the fun? Maybe the husband and wife have been fighting for a long time, but they just don't show their affection on the Internet】

[Upstairs guna! ! ! 】

……

Hades looked at the constantly refreshed messages with satisfaction, all kinds of turning to the gangsters, feeling sorry for the party, and Weifan who still refused to admit it. He has never followed stars, and not all messages can be understood, but it doesn't matter, he also Not a celebrity who needs to be in business, the purpose of sending this scarf is to announce to the world and swear sovereignty!

It's best for those bastards who covet the farmer to see that Mox, Wen Liguo, and anyone else who dares to take the farmer's idea, get out!

But without reading a few comments, the entire page suddenly went dark, and after refreshing it, it changed to "This account does not exist".

Hades:? ? ?

what happened?

He hurriedly used other functions of the bib, and the results were all good. Others' accounts were also normal, only he "doesn't exist", and in the real-time topic, many people asked in a daze, "Why can't I suddenly get into Major General?" 's homepage".

He tried a few times before realizing that his account had been blown up for unknown reasons.

At this time, Admiral Willa called.

"I have suspended your account."

Hades: "...Hey! You don't take good care of your wounds, and you still care about my account?"

"Look for yourself, what the hell are you posting? What is the contract? Fish pond?! If you really want to post the wedding news, bring someone back and post it seriously!" Willa said angrily, "Don't discredit us. The face of the devil wolf must be solemn, solemn!"

Although he was surprised when he first heard the news, he didn't say that he would object. He was even thinking about what he should wear when his son brought someone back. Who would have thought that Hades would be so high-profile and stupid when he turned around.Seeing that the admiral was so angry that he confessed that the second grade was not good, he simply sent Hades a template of the "Marriage Declaration" of previous military officers: "You study hard!"

The content is of course relatively rigid, and the main idea is simple and rude, which is "on X day in X year, XX and YY apply for legal marriage".

After accepting it, Hades opened it suspiciously, then nodded disdainfully, heh, it's not romantic at all.

However, the template statement gave him inspiration, and he only realized at this moment that although he had declared ownership to everyone in StarCraft, he hadn't expressed it to Tang Yihe. According to David, he himself In the eyes of that person, it was either a pet or a stranger, it was impossible.

Hades, who has completely zero love experience and is surrounded by single dogs, fell into the biggest dilemma in his life. Just imagining what he was going to say would make his eyes go dark, and he felt that the top-secret mission was not as difficult as this link!

Fortunately, Mrs. Windsor was also rescued at this time and returned to Magic Wolf Star.

When Mrs. Windsor knew that his target was Tang Yihe, she was so shocked that she almost turned pale, but she quickly reached a united front with her son: "Xiao Tang? Yes, yes! I really like the snacks he made."

Hades alerted: "Mrs. Windsor, if you want to eat delicious food, go outside and buy it. Don't bother him."

Mrs. Windsor covered her mouth and smiled. She was so protective before she was married. She really deserved to be Willa's cub.

Hades: "But if you answer a question, I can share my ration with you."

Windsor still smiled: "What's the problem?"

"Why did my dad propose to you in the first place?" Hades cocked his ears, listened straight, and waited for the answer intently, thinking he was listening to the "Military Management Regulations".

When his mother was young, it is said that she was the leading female wolf among the demon wolves. Her blood was very pure, her animal shape was perfect and gentle and charming, and she was a very popular beauty in those days. It's not that perfect. It must have taken a lot of painstaking efforts to marry such a good wife.

Hades thought he could hear some romantic and touching love story, but Windsor smiled shyly and said a very vulgar sentence: "Because he is the most generous, and the dowry is the most generous among all suitors."

Hades: "..."

Thinking of Tang Yihe's various performances, he felt that this method was unlikely to impress that person, but it could still be used as a reference for notes.

Then he asked, "What did my dad give?"

"The 'Heavenly Kiss' hat is the little top hat I always wear," Mrs. Windsor's soft face showed a woman's unique fanaticism, "you know, there is only one hat in the entire galaxy! It was made by a fashion master thousands of years ago. I exhausted my whole life, searched for the fur of tens of thousands of animals, only selected the softest and toughest parts, and used many methods to infiltrate and comb it to achieve its current appearance!

What's even more amazing is that it is not only classic and simple in style, but also immortal for thousands of years.It's a pity that this craft has been lost, and there is no second "Heaven's Kiss" in the world, so when your father gave it to me, I felt as if I had got the whole world! "

Hades: "..."

No wonder it is worth 100 billion gold coins.

"Hey, I forgot where it fell if you don't tell me..." Mrs. Windsor rubbed her head subconsciously, but because Tang Yihe was too confused when she called her, and because of the successive changes that followed, she really forgot this matter.

"Xiaoha, do you know where it is?"

Hades: "...!!!"

He shook his head quickly, and then he was so tyrannical, cool and handsome, he was in front of his mother for the first time—fleeing away!

God, she must not let her know the secret that "Heaven's Kiss" has been pawned by her and she has no intention of redeeming it!

·

Star Network.

Although the account has been quickly deleted, a wave of people have already seen the reply and spread the screenshots everywhere. The spread has been greatly weakened. Many passers-by suspect that it is P, but the popularity in the "circle" is still not small.

#跳迪斯大将的超话# The board is in full swing, netizens seem to have no intermission, and hundreds of tall buildings have been erected in just one night about that scarf.

One wave is puzzled and guessed about Hades's sudden bombing of the account, and the other wave is brain-dead fans who are endless and unwilling to accept the facts.

[Wuwuwuwu, I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it, it’s impossible for me to get married at such a young age]

【Everyone, don’t be discouraged. Besides, even if it’s not the empty number, it might be someone else. My heart feels like a knife.jpg】

[Upstairs, is it really okay for you to be so sober? 】

[Gangzhen, we are just small fans, it’s never our turn for idols to get married, and besides, the major general doesn’t use his private life as a selling point, I jio everyone to calm down and don’t smear him]

[That's what I said, but that Tang Yihe doesn't seem to have any background, he's just an ordinary human, not good enough for me! 】

[Yes, isn't he just a cook?Must be ugly, potbellied]

[Dazong Dianping.com said it looks handsome]

[Cut, diners filter is too thick, no picture no truth]

[There are pictures but there is no truth. Who can't filter, beautify, and slim their face these days? 】

[It makes sense, but seeing is believing. I'm on a nearby planet. Is there anyone willing to form a group to watch? 】

【I! ! !I'm in the other hemisphere of Parton]

【Me too, it happens to be on summer vacation, let's go to watch together】

[OjbK, I'm posting a group number, and I want people who are onlookers to join in!A statement in advance, we must be polite, and no physical conflicts will occur]

[I'm coming too! 】

【+1】

【+2】

……

Hey, finally + reached 200.

[Fuck, with so many people, nothing will happen, right? 】

[What are you afraid of? Since that Tang Ji's private kitchen can conquer our major general, he will certainly be able to conquer us. If he can't, then he is not worthy.]

【………………】

【What the hell? 】

Because some brain-dead fans talk too much, some people can't stand it, and some people can't stand the rebuttal, and after being retaliated, they can't bear to take screenshots and send them to their social circles, but they are seen by the girls and brothers of the "Tangmen Foodie Group" .

Someone worried: [What should I do? It won't affect Tang's business, right?Still going to eat! 】

[Really, the big tree attracts the wind, why don't we let you know, I don't think the boss even has an account, so he probably doesn't know anything about the Internet]

[It's okay, I believe in the boss, why haven't you seen such a big storm? 】

【It makes sense, Coir raincoat warning.jpg】

【Raw slice warning.jpg】

[Hahahaha you guys, if you don't agree with each other, you will fight for emoticons, be more serious!Is there any awareness of the Anti-Mafia Group? 】

[Yes, but I don’t even bother to fight a sunspot of this level]

[Look at the screenshot, we don’t need to do anything, they will immediately swell their faces]

[Agreed, just wait and see the excitement]

[Hahahaha, what's the use of just watching the excitement online, let's go and watch it too!By the way, protect the boss!Just call the police if necessary! 】

·

After Hades finished the conversation with Mrs. Windsor, he pondered for a whole night, and finally came up with an amazing idea, which he felt would definitely impress Tang Yihe.

He turned into a majestic big wolf dog, and pressed his huge paws on the red ink, and then pressed a domineering paw print on a piece of unknown paper with the word "囍" printed in red on the white background!

The author has something to say: Tangmen Foodie Group: It’s so comforting to be a fan of a capable idol