Hades' gossip.

[Subject: Hahahaha I'm going to broadcast live!

1L: Everyone, I am Xiaoqianmiao, and I have decided to go to Patton to live broadcast in person to see how powerful that vixen is!Tomorrow at 034 o'clock in the morning, please remember to pay attention to the [-]x live broadcast room!When the time comes, watch the live broadcast while building a building, and ask the moderator to put it on the top and improve it!

2L: Okay, be nice and wait for the broadcast

……

130L: What kind of business district is this? The buildings are too old, right?With the style of hundreds of years ago, Parton is really backward.

131L: Mouth~ What a shabby store with such a small facade?

132L: There is only one person, it must be Tang Yihe, the anchor zoomed in on the camera to see what he looks like

133L: ...Damn it, isn't beauty a little too big?

134L: The host said to strive for truth, but did not use beauty...

135L: I don't believe it, my face is full of acne at the age of 15, how did he get acne?

136L: Wait a minute, he said he is not the boss, so let me just say, how could the boss be so young, the little brother looks like an adult

……

145L: Damn it!Who is this, so handsome

146L: The god of abstinence!

147L: Oops, it’s a feeling of heartbeat

148L: ...Day, he said he was the boss!He is Tang Yihe? !

149L: WTF? !

150L: ...What should I do, I think it's quite suitable...

151L: Me too...

152L: No, no, the anchor is right. A man should not only look at his appearance, but also his talent. [smile grows weary]

……

183L: Ahh, it looks delicious, Xiaoqianmiao eat it quickly, zoom in the camera!Come closer!

184L: That's right!I can't control how many hands I want to send for rewards!

185L: Hey, it’s okay, it’s delicious just looking at it, I advise you to be honest, anchor!

……

190L: Strange, why is there no one in this building?

191L: Because I went to the live broadcast room to tip [烟]

192L: So what about the male vixen?

193L: Excuse me, let's go to Zichaohua. [Gaze from single dog]

……

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In Hades's super chat, there are two more friendship links, one is "Tang Kee Private Kitchen Little Boss", and the other is "Ha Tang Lifetime Push"...

Haagen-Dazs: [┭┮﹏┭┮We hand over, please boss Tang treat our major general better, his happiness is up to you! 】

↑ Tang Yihe saw this sentence: "..."

Because he knew almost nothing about the future Internet and fan wars, Boss Tang ruthlessly "detained" the little Internet celebrity with a pair of grilled chicken wings. After reading the top post, I finally endured the discomfort and entered the two friendly links below.

Then I saw... the screen was full of real people and fanfiction that had sprung up like mushrooms overnight.

【——No, stop, please let me finish this dish properly!

——Heh, man, you are just a little sweetheart of this Major General]

【—WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowPlease let me put out the fire here first...

——You light the fire, you are responsible for extinguishing it]

Tang Yihe: "..."

The first title caused him severe physical discomfort. Leaving aside the scale, the characters are all OOC, okay?It can be seen that there are quite a lot of followers, and they are all urging to update.He twitched his eyebrows and reported the whole Chaohua indifferently.

Wen Liguo excitedly fell into an unknown fantasy: "Master, when did you meet the major general? Can you get me an autograph?"

Tang Yihe gave him a cold look: "Today, I will start learning Wensi Tofu systematically, starting with how to make tofu."

If I don't practice your claws, my surname will not be Tang!

Wen Liguo (naively): "Okay."

·

Today's diners were trembling, because someone asked too much whether Boss Tang and Hades were real, and Tang Yihe stared at him deadly for three seconds, and then said coldly to his staff: "Anyone who asks gossip will not be accepted. "

The diners are all old diners, and their tastes have been spoiled by him. The people depend on food, so what does Hades think and do, after all, does it have anything to do with them?Seeing Boss Tang like this, he is either shy, or he is having trouble with Hades.

Patton diners are very down-to-earth, the mother is the one who has the milk, and the boss is the god!The rest, they don't care.

But there are people who can't help but die frequently, especially those primary and middle school students who have turned from sunspots to CP fans because of watching the live broadcast. After buying chicken wings with their pocket money, they still shyly wished: "I wish the boss and the major general a happy relationship for a hundred years! Yes Now, when will the wedding announcement be announced?"

Fortunately, the person who received him was Wen Liguo, otherwise if Tang Yihe heard about it, he wondered if he would come out and close the door.

No matter how stupid Wen Liguo was, he realized at this moment that his master didn't seem to want to have anything to do with his idol, not only did he not like the sprinkling of sugar and dog food as speculated on the Internet, but also seemed to have some festivals.

Wen Liguo racked his brains, and finally followed the various comments on the Internet and Tang Yihe's indifference to his relatives, and came to a conclusion: Master's behavior is probably due to love and hatred!That's why he didn't like to hear Hades' few words, but the problem came again, Hades had just returned triumphantly, and he couldn't wait to confess his love to the whole star, which shows the deep affection!

However, the high air pressure in the kitchen was terrifying. When Wen Liguo walked in from the front desk, Tang Yihe was grinding beans to make tofu, with an expression like he was making poison, and his indifferent expression read the bitterness and hatred.

Wen Liguo swallowed, and swallowed the "blessings" that the guests wanted him to convey.

After soy sauce and tempeh, this is the third derivative of beans, and Wen Liguo learned it very seriously.

Tang Yihe obviously had no patience today, after roughly teaching him the method, he turned to the side and continued to study dog ​​food.The feedback from the previous batch of bone pilaf was not bad. Some dog owners called one after another to ask if they could customize it. Tang Yihe is now worrying about how to quickly increase word of mouth, so that the sinister Hades Invite him to do dog food customization.

·

Military star.

Halfway through the meeting, Hades felt extremely bored, so he found an excuse to slip out and clicked on his bracelet to browse his related information. As he expected, although Willa had deleted his account, there was still a lot of enthusiasm , Some people even went to Tang Yihe's store to broadcast live.

The man in the camera has an indifferent face, similar to a walking sculpture, and looks particularly difficult to get along with, but Hades clearly remembers that this guy actually hurts him, especially during the time before he left, he would often touch and touch him. Hugging and stroking, he will indulge himself on the bed, and even secretly lick him without punishment if he is found, it can be said that he is very pampered.

Hades watched all the videos happily, gave a huge reward to the up master who uploaded the videos, and then made a phone call.

"...Yes, it was me who deleted all Tang Yihe's related videos."

The other party was very surprised: "Is this an order from the general? Tang Yihe's recent popularity index is very high, and there is a lot of traffic..." The implication is that they don't want to delete it.

"Hehe," Hades said darkly, "I haven't shown it to everyone in StarCraft, and he can't show it to others, as long as he has my popularity."

other side:"……"

Not long after hanging up the phone, Quanxing.com's live broadcast about Tang Yihe was instantly emptied!

As for being so fast, of course it is because Xingwang is actually the industry of their magic wolf, and the largest traffic company is also theirs. Although it is not enough to control public opinion, it is not easy to delete and delete posts occasionally, making it a headline.

Tang Yihe has complained more than once that the traffic company's charges are black. After he gets married, he can use it as he wants, and he is not afraid at all!

Hades opened the courier query again, and saw that the letter he had sent had arrived in Parton, showing that it was being delivered.

Originally, he wanted to send it there by himself, but since he had just returned to Military Airplane and the situation was not completely stable, he had to hold at least three meetings a day, and he had to wait for the inspection results of the crystal stone to determine the next step of the top-secret mission , he can't leave.

But it's not grand enough to deliver directly to my home like this, it's not enough to highlight my sincerity, and most importantly, it's not enough to reflect my excellence and handsomeness!

He frowned and thought about it, then called David.

David, who was on vacation, listened to his request: "..."

Hades: "The future of the wolf is up to you."

Feeling heavy and confused, David asked, "Does the future of the magic wolf have something to do with this mission?"

"Of course there is. Only in this way can the superiority of the descendants of the demon wolf be guaranteed."

David almost wanted to hang up his phone for a moment. Oh, you two are male, one is male, one is orc, and the other is human. What kind of offspring are you looking forward to!

"Master, it's not convenient for me to come forward about this matter. Mr. Tang seems to have a prejudice against me."

"Of course I don't want you to come forward, you are too familiar, find a few young, strong and unfamiliar, so that he will know that we are strong."

David: "..." No, he probably thinks that we are too many to bully others.

But Hades begged like this, he could only accept the order, and at the same time silently said in his heart: If he accepts this kind of task in the future, he will definitely retire and return home!

·

On this day, noon when there are the most customers, whether it is the kitchen or the lobby, the employees of Tangji Private Kitchen are in the busiest state.

In the kitchen, Tang Yihe, who was cooking vegetables with his hands, turned off the stove and methodically took out the dishes with chopsticks and placed them on the plate. Suddenly, he heard the rhythmic sound of Martin boots hitting the ground outside and the screams of the guests: "Wow wow wow so hot!"

The sound was as loud as being attacked by zombies, making Tang Yihe's hands tremble, and the food on the chopsticks was skewed to the side, not filling the desired position, and soiling the clean plate.

He was as obsessive-compulsive as he was, and immediately felt uncomfortable. He straightened the potato shreds carefully before raising his head. In the past two days, because of Hades' chicken blood fans, the store has been noisy, which made him a little upset.

He came out of the kitchen with a dark face. He planned to close the door if the fans still caused trouble, but he was slightly surprised by the scene outside.

There were nearly [-] officers standing outside the store. They were well-dressed and plain in appearance, but they all had broad shoulders, thin waist and long legs. Under the command of the leading officer, they were well-trained and lined up A row, at a glance, is full of legs.

There were many Hades fans among the guests at the scene, and they had a natural affection for the soldiers. They kept screaming and raising their cameras to take pictures of those soldiers.

The leading officer first asked, "Which one is Mr. Tang Yihe?"

Before Tang Yihe responded, his diners were already pointing at him excitedly: "Our boss is here!"

The light of gossip is shining in the eyes of all of them!

Tang Yihe: "..."

After the officer listened, he made a gesture, and the twenty or so people all saluted him: "Mr. Tang, hello!!!"

The voice was strong and loud, which shocked Tang Yihe: "Who are you?"

"I'm Captain Diya." The leading officer said, his voice was a correct accent.

Immediately afterwards, other people reported their positions. Upon hearing it, the long-legged soldiers in this row were all officers, and the last one also had the rank of second lieutenant.Although the number of interstellar officers is considerable, there are so many of them gathered in the backcountry Patton all at once, and they are all relatively young, so they can bluff people!

Tang Yihe was not very happy when dealing with the officers several times. He subconsciously thought that they were here to find fault or cause trouble like Mox, so he heard Wen Liguo whispering in his ear: "Dia is Hades' subordinate!"

Only then did Tang Yihe remember that he happened to be included in the list of meritorious persons on the news, and he became a little vigilant.

The diners also recognized their identities, and excitedly commotion: "The people from Hades are from Hades! It seems that everything on the Internet is true! Is he coming to marry our boss?"

"Emma, ​​I was lucky enough to witness the scene!"

"Look at what they are holding in their hands, rub it, it can't be a token..."

"Rounding up and down, it's the proposal scene!"

The flames of gossip in the store were blazing, and Tang Yihe felt that there were countless hot gazes on his body, but because his expression was so terrifying, no one dared to hold up the camera to take pictures of him for a while.

"Is there something wrong?" Tang Yihe said coldly, the more he looked at it, the more he felt that these people came to his own territory to demonstrate.

Dia gave him a respectful military salute: "Mr. Tang, we are ordered by Major General Hades to come to greet you and convey his invitation."

After a pause, he turned around, and the lieutenant behind him immediately lifted the tray covered with red flannel forward.Diya lifted the flannelette, and there was an unopened letter lying quietly in the tray. He put on his gloves carefully, and then took the letter out of the tray. This cautious movement seemed to be a top-secret document. .

Then this letter was passed from the lieutenant's white gloves to Tang Yihe's oily hands.

"Mr. Tang, Major General Hades invited you to attend his Lieutenant General's Award Ceremony. This is an invitation letter. We will pick you up in three days to take you to Military Airplane Star." Di Ya spoke in the voice of the broadcaster, with a sincere face, that is to say, After speaking, the corner of his mouth twitched at an imperceptible angle.

The screams of the melon-eating diners almost lifted the small storefront, their eyes seemed to have insight into the past and the future from that sentence and that unknown letter!Their gossip souls are really going to explode!

Hey, not only the whole interstellar confession, but also sent people to greet him with great fanfare, this dog food is too much, it can't be eaten in one meal!

Wen Liguo was also stunned, where is Military Aircraft Star?The holy place that most interstellar people can't reach, it is the lifelong dream of many military academies to go to the military aircraft star, let alone participate in the lieutenant general award ceremony, his master is really not an ordinary person!

Wen Liguo's admiration for him was about to burst out of the Milky Way!

Tang Yihe, who was in the center of the focus, was a little dazed: "..."

Isn't it what he thought?

But soon the bewilderment in his eyes was replaced by fear.He really wanted to get in touch with Hades at close range, but he designed the contact with his own method. Playing a straight ball with the opponent was a different matter. He was already passive, and now he couldn't figure out what the purpose of the invitation was, not to mention that there were so many opponents.

Touching the unopened envelope, Tang Yihe always felt that it was a Pandora's box, and he didn't know what kind of monster was inside.

After conveying the order, the elder brother of the long-legged soldier saluted him politely, and then left in a well-trained manner.The back is particularly neat and uniform, and the hormones are bursting! A breaks the sky!

It's just that when they walked to the corner where there was no camera, the serious expressions on all of their faces collapsed instantly, and they broke down and cried: "Hey, what kind of mission is this assigned by Mr. David? It's too shameful. I'd rather go Kill the enemy on the battlefield!..."

The author has something to say: Hades: The opening must be cool

David: ...then it will be arranged according to the preplay of my original proposal, and the ring on the tray will be replaced by a letter.

Brother Bing (lined up): Our major general is strong!The population is thriving!

Tang Yihe: ...Come here to mess things up?

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PS: The protagonist doesn't associate Xiaoha with the major general. Is it hard to understand?

First of all, he does not have God’s vision. When he doubted for the first time, he had already searched for evidence. As a result, the magic wolf on the Internet is ugly and his appearance is very different. Secondly, although Xiaoha is smart, his IQ is only limited to the animal category. (Pay attention to look back at Xiaoha's performance. At that time, he lost his memory. It is more loyal than clever); the most important thing is that David has been giving the protagonist wrong guidance, threatening phone calls several times, and finally telling him Xiaoha Changing the owner, this is the key to dispelling doubts~

In addition, Hades is far away from the crowd, people are more mysterious, the protagonist will have established thinking, and mysterious people usually have a city, why do you make the protagonist suspect again that this seemingly very city officer came to his farm to be a dog?You must know that Hades' amnesia has not been made public. Everyone thinks that he disappeared for so long to perform the mission.

So Tang Tang will be afraid of him, but this is before the meeting, after the meeting... uh...

Sorry, everyone, don’t think I’m annoying, I pave the way with intentions, so I can’t help explaining when I see the message, although I have as many bugs as a sieve, I have deliberated on this part! (cry)

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