Bird Dude Nie Bufan

After returning from Jiwo Village, Zhang Junshi didn't sleep well for a few days, and when he closed his eyes, he felt a flock of chickens jumping in his head, and he was almost paralyzed.During the day, when I heard the rooster crowing, I couldn't help but look around vigilantly, for fear that a chicken would suddenly pop out from some corner.And those two guys also had lingering fears about Jiwo Village, and when they talked to people they knew well, their tone was mixed with exaggerated horror and endless admiration.

Thanks to the big mouths of the two guys, the name of Jiwo Village has spread rapidly in a short period of time. The biggest impression to everyone is that there are countless chickens raised there, but only one person lives there.

So, the thief came.

Adhering to the belief that it is a fool not to take what is good, and not to steal a good chicken, this night with all the preparations, he entered Jiwo Village alone in the dark.

And then... nothing more.

There is a saying in the art of war, knowing yourself and the enemy, you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles. This night, he made a serious mistake of being paralyzed and blindly underestimating the enemy, so that the moment he stepped into Jiwo Village, his tragic ending was doomed.Before reaching the side of the chicken coop, he was submerged by piles of fighting chickens. He didn't even have time to call for help, and fell into the chicken dung and grass clippings in an instant...

"How courageous! How dare you come to our Jiwo Village to steal chickens?" Nie Bufan hung a pajamas, straddled the bed, folded his hands on his chest, and looked condescendingly at the poor Xiaoxiao who was lying on the ground.

"Grandpa, please forgive me, it's the kid who has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai!" Xiao Xiao was about to cry. Beggars and beggars' air leaky clothes, um, it should have been intact a quarter of an hour ago, it was as pitiful as it could be.

"My uncle hates Xiaoxiao's generation the most. Tell me, how did this end?"

As he said that, the fighting chickens listening to the trial collectively roared.

Xiao Xiao shivered and said in a trembling voice: "If you want to kill or scrape, it's up to you, just let me stay away from these chickens."

Nie Bufan touched his chin, nodded after a while and said: "Okay, seeing that you have a good attitude in admitting your mistakes, I will punish you to stay in Jiwo Village to serve until our brothers and sisters are satisfied."

Xiaoxiao's face was full of horror, and he shouted: "I beg you to spare me! You should give me a good time!"

"Isn't that fun enough? I asked you to help raise chickens, but I didn't ask you to make chickens!"

Xiaoxiao wiped her tears and said, "I... I... Can I go home and see my old lady, and say goodbye to her?"

Nie Bufan said contemptuously: "Don't think I don't know, you are an orphan, and you still want to lie to me, let you sleep with Hua girl tonight."

Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, and then he said dejectedly: "So you know it all, then I admit it."

How could Nie Bufan know him? He was just defrauding him just now, but he was really wrong.

He proudly said: "Don't think I don't know what you're trying to do. You know that every chicken in our village has special skills, and some of them can travel thousands of miles! You want to escape? You can be caught in the blink of an eye."

Xiaoxiao was full of disbelief.

Nie Bufan waved his hand: "Brother Ying, show your hand."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a black chicken spreading its wings and rushing to the beam of the house with a whizzing speed.

Xiao Xiao looked dull.It took me a long time to cry: "I admit it, I really admit it, you are a chicken god!"

"Very good!" Nie Bufan folded his legs and said airily, "From now on, you will be the servant of Jiwo Village, and I will give you the name 'Chicken Servant'."

Xiao Xiao cried with a face, begging: "I have a name, my name is 'Tu Beng'."

"Bah bah, how unlucky, we live at the foot of the mountain, how dare you call it a landslide!"

"Then...you can call me Xiaotu."

"Chicken servant and chicken envoy, you choose one."

"..." Xiaoxiao was wronged like a little daughter-in-law who had been turned around, and said sadly, "I think the name Ji Pu is very good, very good."

Thus, Jiwo Village finally ushered in the second human.

A few days passed, and it was the day when Zhang Junshi came to collect the chickens. When he led the two men from last time to Jiwo Village again, what he saw was corpses lying on the ground.It turned out that in the past few days, Jiwo Village recruited several thieves again, without exception, all of them were killed in battle, and all "dead" were tragic.

Zhang Junshi carefully approached Nie Bufan's residence with the two servants, and when he saw him, he asked, "What's going on?"

Nie Bufan looked over there, and said casually: "They all came to steal chickens. One of them was not convinced after being caught, and found a few accomplices to smash the scene, and the result was like this."

"You... You dealt with it alone?" I can't tell, this kid still has special skills.

Nie Bufan waved his hand and said, "No, no, didn't I tell you earlier? I have bodyguards."

The image of the flower girl Yingwei immediately appeared in Zhang Junshi's mind...

"Hey, let's not talk about this, this time I came to collect the chickens, and I brought you some daily necessities by the way."

"Oh?" Nie Bufan's eyes lit up, and he took the things brought by the man, including bowls and chopsticks, teacups, bedding, clothes and so on.

"Mr. Zhang San, thank you so much. You are a good person. I am thinking about buying it." He waved to the two guys and asked them to help carry it into the backyard.

Zhang Junshi turned a deaf ear to "Zhang San" and followed Nie Bufan into the house.This time it was even more messy than last time, and there were even chicken feathers on the bed.With the lessons learned from the past, he never dared to sit on it again, and his spirit was also highly vigilant, and he was determined not to make a fool of himself again.

At this time, Nie Bufan came over with a basket of eggs from the back room, and said with a smile, "Reciprocity is a courtesy, this is my return."

Zhang Junshi didn't pay much attention at first, but he stopped immediately after sweeping his gaze. He pointed to the basket and asked hesitantly, "This is... an egg?"

Nie Bufan nodded and said with a chuckle: "Although the appearance is a bit special, it is definitely an egg produced in our village."

Well, Zhang Junshi originally wanted to collect some eggs, but now it seems that he still underestimated the fright that this person in front of him brought to him.

He saw dozens of eggs in the basket, big and small, the small ones were like bird eggs, and the big ones were as big as a palm. It was really hard for him to imagine what kind of chickens these were born from.Not only that, some eggs have stripes, dots, and lines on them, which are quite artistic.

Zhang Junshi carefully picked up one, looked at it carefully, and said leisurely: "Can you take me to the place where they lay eggs?"

"Of course, please come with me." Nie Bufan greeted enthusiastically, and led him to a dilapidated house. Compared with the stone cave he saw last time, this chicken house was much more normal. You can hear the crowing of chickens inside.

Nie Bufan pushed open the door and asked Zhang Junshi to go first. As soon as he stepped in, the crowing of chickens around him stopped abruptly, and there was a strange dead silence in the chicken coop.

Zhang Junshi stopped stiffly and carefully looked at the situation inside. He saw a large group of hens staring at him in a daze. The chickens were brooding, walking, grinding their beaks, flapping their wings, and lying down...all of them were present. Stand still, as if someone pressed the pause button.

"What's wrong?" Nie Bufan stuck out his head and looked around.

As soon as the hens saw Nie Bufan, they immediately resumed their movements and continued to do their own things, clucking and clucking, as if everything was an illusion just now.

Zhang Junshi immediately felt that his heart that had been suspended just now fell back to the original place, and walked in with a relaxed expression.Originally, in his capacity, these things were handled by his fellows, but he didn't know what kind of state of mind he was in, and he couldn't help but want to come and explore, just like looking for abuse...

Looking around pretending to be calm, Zhang Junshi really found a lot of special eggs in the haystacks on the ground. He even saw a cobblestone-sized egg protruding from behind a hen that just stood up.

It's really raw...

Zhang Junshi's outlook on life tends to be subverted again.

Nie Bufan smiled embarrassedly: "Don't look at the strangeness of these eggs, the taste is absolutely delicious."

Is this just "a little" peculiar?Whose chickens lay such a variety of eggs, Zhang Junshi would not believe this fact if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes.

However, he doesn't have much doubts about the taste. The chicken he received from here last time was several times more delicious than before, and the shop has also increased a lot of popularity because of it.

He hesitated for a while, then said, "Okay, this time I'll collect a hundred and ten eggs and go back and try."

"Okay!" Nie Bufan turned and shouted outside, "Chicken servant, chicken servant."

Chicken breast?Just when Zhang Jun was puzzled, he saw a thin and small man in his twenties running over, and said with a smile, "Here you are, sir, what's your order?"

Nie Bufan pointed to Zhang Junshi and said, "Master Zhang San wants to buy some eggs, you go to the side to tidy up a basket."

"No problem, let's go."

Zhang Junshi asked curiously, "This is?"

"Oh, he is also a thief, but he has a good attitude. After being caught, he changed his mind and decided to help here to make up for his crime."

Zhang Junshi was dumbfounded, and he was silent for a while before he said: "Recently, there are often thieves here?"

"Fortunately, there are only a few, most of them were suppressed."

Zhang Junshi couldn't help feeling sympathetic, these thieves came to Jiwo Village to steal because they couldn't figure it out!

At this time, two men in a mess walked over.

Zhang Junshi asked: "What's wrong with you?"

"I was besieged when I went to catch chickens just now..." the guy said sadly and angrily.

"Haha." Nie Bufan laughed heartlessly.

Zhang Junshi turned to look at Nie Bufan.

"Okay, I'll ask the chicken servant to put cages for you later."

The two guys breathed a sigh of relief.

"The smell is too strong here, let's go back to the house to rest."

Zhang Junshi put his hands behind his back and nodded noncommittally.After returning to Jiwo Village, there was no problem at all, and he was quite proud of it.

"Girls, stay well. If there is anything you want to eat, go find it yourself. Give birth when you want to give birth, and don't give birth when you don't want to give birth. It's up to you."

Zhang Junshi staggered, turned his head and cast a complicated look at the group of chickens...

Snapped!A lump of warm stuff suddenly fell on his head, Zhang Junshi stiffened for a while, looked up, and saw a striped chicken squatting on the beam, lowering its head and smiling sinisterly at him.

The two guys covered their mouths and stared wide-eyed.

Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and said, "Why are there chickens on the beams?"

Nie Bufan gave him a sympathetic look, patted him on the shoulder, and said in relief: "Anything is possible, please forgive me."

Zhang Junshi was mad in his heart, and walked out expressionlessly with the chicken feces on his face.

Why is it always him who gets hurt?Does he have to take a souvenir home every time?This is not scientific!

He was finally convinced that he came here to seek abuse, to seek abuse!