Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Zhang Junshi got up early in the morning, called two men to lead a donkey by the way, and went to the "Chicken Nest Village" to check on the situation of the chickens.

Zhang's branch has been open in Xishan City for four or five years, but they never knew that there was a village in the mountain behind the city.Zhang Junshi was surprised, don't people from his village go to the city?The mountain road... Well, it’s basically not a mountain road. It doesn’t look like many people have passed by, and the hillside is so steep that even the donkey led by the buddy can’t climb it.If Nie Bufan hadn't pointed it out exactly, Zhang Junshi didn't think there would be people living here.

Whispering in my heart, I climbed the mountain all the way.It is said that the journey takes half an hour, but Zhang Junshi and others took half a stick of incense (about three to four 10 minutes) to see the smoke.If Jiwo Village is ahead, then Zhang Junshi has to re-evaluate Nie Bufan's footsteps.

One guy said, "I never thought there would be a village in these corners."

The second guy said: "I was born in Xishan City, and this is the first time I heard about it. This place is next to Xishan City, and it looks like a cliff from the outside. No wonder no one found it."

Looking back, it really looks like a cliff.Turning around the narrow stream, what appeared in front of several people was a flat land—well, a relatively flat land, where a few simple wooden houses were sparsely lined up, surrounded by trees, green vines, and weeds. It seems that no one has cleaned it up. At first glance, it looks like a small village that has been abandoned for a long time.

"Huh? Do you feel a sudden panic?" The man rubbed his hands together and said.

The buddy Er repeatedly nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, indeed."

Zhang Junshi also felt his scalp tingling, and felt uncomfortable as soon as he stepped into the village.

Suddenly, several people stopped abruptly, and looked forward in unison. Less than a few tens of meters away from them, there stood a... rooster with its head upright.

Zhang Junshi recognized it, and said calmly, "Well, it's Brother Nie's pet, Hua...Hua girl."

"Then..." The man stretched out his trembling fingers, and said in horror, "These are around too?"

When Zhang Junshi looked up, he froze for a moment. At some point, roosters appeared all around him, in the grass, on the roof, on the branches of trees, among the cliffs... Visually, there are countless... They stared at the big bean. The corns were shining fiercely, and the strangest thing was that so many chickens gathered together without making any sound or panting.

"Grand... Gongzi, are you sure you are here to collect chickens, not to be collected?" The second guy couldn't help but hugged the donkey's neck, trying to seek comfort.

Zhang Junshi's face also turned blue, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and he said: "Go on, it's just a group of chickens, can they eat you?"

With that said, he took the lead in walking forward.

The two guys looked at each other, and when they were about to give up their lives to accompany the gentleman, there was a sudden "crack" in their ears. The two looked at the reputation, and saw Zhang Junshi raised his right foot with a tangled expression. The sticky liquid flowed down drop by drop... It turned out that an egg was broken by stepping on it.

"Quack... Quack..."

The rooster standing not far away suddenly let out a strange cry, and then all the chickens around screamed "quack", and suddenly the originally dead mountain col became a sea of ​​chicken sound waves.

Nima, are you laughing at him?Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and walked to the weeds, and rubbed them hard a few times.

Just now it was eggs, eggs!Who's okay to throw eggs around!Don't eggs cost money?Don't want money?

The two guys were terrified at first, but when they saw Zhang Junshi like this, they couldn't help but want to laugh. Just to save his face, they could only endure it desperately.

"Let's go!" Zhang Junshi strode in with his hands behind his back, under the watchful eyes of the chickens, with the momentum of a strong man.

He wants to see, what the hell is this place?

"Nie Bufan—" There were chickens all around, and they didn't look like people at all. Zhang Junshi had no choice but to shout at the top of his voice.

"Hey...here we come." Without Zhang Junshi shouting a second time, someone responded not far away.I think so, this place is only a little big, and a single voice can spread throughout the entire mountain valley, even ghosts can hear it.

Not long after, Nie Bufan, who was dressed in a very abstract style, appeared in front of a few people, and smiled warmly at them, "You are here, welcome, come in and sit down."

Zhang Junshi walked towards him and asked, "Where are the other people in this village? Why are there only you and a group of chickens?"

Nie Bufan patted his chest and said, "I am the village head of Jiwo Village, and the chickens you see are villagers."

Zhang Junshi raised his foot in the air for two seconds, then put it down lightly, hesitantly said: "You are the only one living in this whole village?"

"I live with a bunch of chickens."

Well, Zhang Junshi sorted out his messy thoughts and entered Nie Bufan's room.

The house is... like a chicken coop.The stool is missing legs, the table is cracked, there is a pile of sundries on the bedside table, and there are grass clippings in the cup...

"Tea, please." Nie Bufan politely served tea to the guests.

Zhang Junshi was silent.

The guy said in a low voice: "Young master, this little brother is not a chicken essence, is he?"

"Nonsense, how can there be gods and ghosts in the world?" Zhang Junshi scolded in a low voice, but the bottom of his heart was fighting between heaven and man.

"Sit down, there are not many stools in the room, so you can sit on the bed." Nie Bufan brought them another plate of boiled eggs and peanuts, which he bought in the city yesterday.

The two guys didn't dare to sit, and stood aside with unnatural expressions, while Zhang Junshi glanced between the stool and the bed, and finally decided to sit on a relatively safe bed.

"Papa", a similar sound sounded again.

Zhang Junshi maintained a stiff sitting posture, and his whole face showed signs of being crooked.

"Ah! Could it be that there are eggs on the bed?" Nie Bufan pulled Zhang Junshi up, first looked at the bed, then at Zhang Junshi's buttocks, then ran out of the room and shouted: "How many times have I said, don't Make a nest on my bed! Whoever committed the crime today, voluntarily surrendered himself, I will deal with it according to the circumstances, and give him a lighter punishment!"

The chickens around were catching insects, digging soil, chatting, none of them looked at Nie Bufan.

"You guys are getting fatter and fatter! Wait, I'll make you look good later!" Nie Bufan uttered a few harsh words, turned around and walked back to the house, and smiled embarrassedly at Zhang Junshi: "Sorry, there are too many suspects, It was impossible to catch the murderer for a while, so you were victimized."

"I just got my clothes dirty, I didn't suffer!" Zhang Junshi had never been so ashamed in his life, but today he was fed up.

The clerk stepped forward and said, "My lord, do you want to change your clothes?"

"Change, definitely." Nie Bufan nodded and said, "How can you let Mr. Zhang go back in this dirty clothes?"

Zhang Junshi felt a little better when he heard it, but felt something was wrong for a moment, and asked, "Who is... Zhang San?"

"Isn't it you?" Nie Bufan replied while looking for clothes from the cabinet.

"Hey, I'm Zhang Junshi."

"Oh, I got it." Nie Bufan handed him a set of old clothes, "Here, let's take it easy, Jun San."

"..." Zhang Junshi took the clothes, endured it, and said, "I am Zhang Junshi, the only son in the family." The word "du" was especially accentuated.

Nie Bufan waved his hand: "Got it, got it, you've said it several times, I remember."

Remember there are ghosts!Where did the "three" come from?

Zhang Junshi unfolded the clothes with a livid face, and a hole immediately appeared in front of his eyes, through which he could still see Nie Bufan's smiling face opposite him.

"Excuse me...how do I wear this?" Zhang Junshi squeezed his clothes, took a deep breath, and reminded himself to be calm, to be calm.

"Didn't your butt get dirty?" Nie Bufan took the clothes over, folded them, then went around Zhang Junshi's waist, pulled up the two sleeves and tied them in front, and said with satisfaction, "This will just cover the clothes on the back." Stained?"

Zhang Junshi thinks that although he is not as particular about his son from a famous family, he has always dressed well. Now that he has made such a move, his image as a good son is like a wanted warrant.

He finally knew why Nie Bufan dressed like a wandering entertainer...

Zhang Junshi looked at the two men next to him who were holding back their laughter, and said in a tone as if they were more than ten years old: "Don't say anything else, just take me to see your cock."

"Okay, come with me." Nie Bufan readily agreed, led them out of the house, and walked towards Houlin.

After leaving the house, Zhang Junshi and the others suddenly had the feeling of seeing the sun again.

After walking for a long time, I saw a huge stone cave about 30 meters high, with openings on all sides, like a mushroom pavilion, with a fence at the entrance.

Zhang Junshi looked inside, but there was not a single chicken.

"Where's the chicken?" Zhang Junshi asked.

"Wait, this is the time for them to release the wind." Nie Bufan replied casually, and then he shouted to the surroundings regardless of their expressions, "Flower one, flower two, flower three... Hurry up and get your The hens are back and ready to pick up the guests!"

"Pfft!" Zhang Jun really didn't vomit blood.

"Is this... still a chicken?" The two guys looked horrified, watching the roosters popping out like bubbles, and then went into the woods and screamed "Ooh". The chicken was driven back in a turbulent manner.

Nie Bufan opened the fence, and while watching the hens enter the pen, he introduced: "These are broiler chickens, very stupid, about 400 or so, you can pick whatever you want."

Zhang Junshi looked at this group of frisky hens, and his mind was a little confused. Is this how the chickens are raised?No wonder the sensuality is so good, it’s all from exercise... Leaving aside other weird situations, if you just talk about chicken, it’s really a good product, and it’s worth ordering for a long time.

"Cough, okay, it's pretty good." Zhang Junshi didn't know what to say anymore. Everything he experienced today has made his ability to accept beyond the zero point, reaching the realm of returning to the basics, and everything is indifferent.

Besides, this Nie Bufan is really interesting.I have lived for more than twenty years, and I have never seen such a person, nor such a village.

"Then it's settled like this. From now on, you only need to send someone to collect the goods on time." Nie Bufan was full of smiles and was in a happy mood. In the future, he will finally have money in his account and can exchange for some delicious things.

Zhang Junshi nodded, and beckoned to the two guys, telling them to catch the chicken.

The guy moved swiftly, and quickly put the thirty chickens into cages separately.Pay with one hand and deliver with the other.

Zhang Junshi added: "In the future, when the cooperation is stable, we will make a monthly payment."

"No problem." Nie Bufan cheerfully sent them to the entrance of the village.

"Huh? Where's our donkey?" The man exclaimed.

Several people looked over at the same time, and saw that there was only a rope left beside the wooden post where the donkey was originally tied.

"Go look for it, have you run into the woods?" This place is not big, the donkey should not be able to run far.

Nie Bufan touched his nose and remained silent.

The guy searched for a long time but couldn't find it.

Zhang Junshi said aggrievedly: "Forget it, if it's still in this mountain depression, I can always find it. Brother Nie, please pay attention."

"sure."

After leaving, Zhang Junshi and others left this weird Jiwo Village exhausted physically and mentally. When they turned around and looked back, they could still see Nie Bufan waving goodbye to them enthusiastically.

Take thirty chickens and stick a donkey upside down, damn it, it’s so cheating!

"Hey." After those people had left, Nie Bufan suddenly squatted down, faced a gray chicken in the corner, and said with a smile, "Welcome to Jiwo Village, I will call you Huihui from now on."

The gray chicken had tears in its eyes and trembled.

"Don't be afraid, although it is a chicken, it is also a chicken with only wisdom. As long as you don't walk out of the village casually, you are free. Come, come out and meet your brothers and sisters."

Nie Bufan stood up and stretched out his hand in the direction of Jiwo Village.

"Come on, Huihui, welcome to Jiwo Village!"