Bird Dude Nie Bufan
Chapter 4
Zhang Junshi left Jiwo Village with a broken heart, and did not come back after receiving the goods several times.Nie Bufan still misses him quite a bit, it would be a little less fun if he didn't come, those two guys were too cautious, after learning from the past, they all behaved like a girl with a yellow flower, ordering goods, packing cages and leaving, the action was done in one go, no Any extra action and curiosity that deserves a surprise.
"Alas." Nie Bufan was sitting by the small river not far from the village, fishing with a fishing rod in depression.
At this moment, the float swayed a few times, and he lifted the rod slowly, and a white grass carp was hooked up.After putting the fish into the bucket and checking the weather, he decided to pack up and go back to the village.
As soon as he entered the village, he saw Tubeng running over, and said cheerfully, "Master, there is good news."
"Oh? What good news?"
"The first brood of chicks came out, and there were more than thirty of them."
"Really? Then we have to go and see."
Tu Beng hurriedly followed Nie Bufan to the chicken coop, glanced at the bucket in his hand inadvertently, and was immediately terrified.
Nie Bufan noticed his strange expression, looked down, and saw a white hen swimming in the water...
Nie Bufan raised it calmly and threw it aside: "Really, a chicken can play with water."
Landslide: "..."
After the white hen landed on the ground, it was still scratching in the air with its wet wings, making its body covered in sand, and soon began to roll its eyes.
Nie Bufan looked at it, then pulled it up and threw it into the bucket. In an instant, it came back to life.
Landslide: "..."
Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "When you arrive in Jiwo Village, you have to learn to be calm. It's not like you haven't seen weird chickens before."
Where is this just weird?It is simply beyond the cognition of ordinary human beings, and it has risen to the level of monsters!
Nie Bufan didn't care about Tu Beng's inner entanglement, and walked into the chicken coop. As soon as he stepped in, he saw a group of little yellow and orange things jumping on the grass clippings.
Tu Beng caught up and said with a smile: "It looks very healthy, and it will be able to come out of the nest after a period of time."
Nie Bufan had a strange look on his face, he looked left and right, as if he was looking for something.
"Father, what's wrong?"
"I feel something is wrong."
"What's wrong?" Tu Beng couldn't help feeling nervous.
Nie Bufan pointed to the group of chickens and said seriously: "They are too normal."
"what?"
"How can my chicken be so normal?" Nie Bufan rubbed his chin with a solemn expression.
Landslide: "..."
Nie Bufan asked Tu Beng to stand at the door, while he went in and looked around.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he ran to a corner, lifted the bamboo board, and there really were three black chicks on the haystack inside. They didn't even open their eyes, and they huddled together pitifully. .
Just when he was about to touch it, a sharp beak appeared beside him and pecked hard on the back of his hand.Nie Bufan quickly withdrew his hand, and saw a black hen nimbly jumping to the chick's side, squinting a pair of chicken eyes and staring at him closely.The meaning is obvious, those who approach: die!
Nie Bufan touched the back of his pecked hand, not paying attention to it at all, but instead showed a very dazzling smile on his face.Afterwards, he began to search around the hen house, offending the mother chicken all over, and only ran out angrily after being denounced by the group.
But he was satisfied, because he found that his guess was correct, and the chicks produced by the mutated chickens were also different. Although the appearance was the same as that of ordinary chickens, they were of various colors, red, green, striped, and spotted. Very cute.
Hey, maybe we can develop ornamental chickens and pet chickens in the future.
"Chicken servant, stew this." Nie Bufan complacently handed the bucket to Tu Beng who was still in the fog.
Tu Beng took it, stared blankly at the chicken that was still playing in the water, and asked hesitantly, "Can I eat it?"
"Of course." Nie Bufan gave him a strange look, "This is a good thing. You see, you have only lived here for a month or two, and you have grown fat and strong because of the good Fengshui products in our village."
Tu Beng looked at his "fat, fat and strong" lean body speechlessly, and screamed in his heart: Where is the fat?Where is the fat?Don't insult pigs like this!
However, he also had to admit that he did have a good life in Jiwo Village. He worked easily every day and often had meat to eat.
"By the way, Lord." Tu Beng said as if remembering something, "Winter is coming soon, should we stockpile some food?"
"Huh? The tens of jun rice noodles in the warehouse are not enough for the two of us?"
Tu Beng patted his head and said speechlessly, "It's not us, it's the chicken."
"That's right." Nie Bufan walked towards the house with his hands behind his back.
"Master, what are your plans?" Seeing his relaxed appearance, Tu Beng couldn't help cursing.How on earth did this man keep the chickens alive?Is there a more outrageous chicken farmer in the world?
When he got to the door, Nie Bufan turned around and said, "I'm going to the city tomorrow to buy some grains and barnyard wheat."
Tu Beng looked relieved, it turned out that the old man still knew what to do!
Then I heard another murmur: "Well, I've finished eating all the vegetables and fruits, I can buy more tomorrow."
Landslide Tears: It turns out that his real focus is here!
The next day, Nie Bufan led Tu Beng and two bodyguards into the city.
I went to Zhang Junshi's store first, and found that he was not there, and I was a little disappointed. Fortunately, he brought Huihui (that unlucky donkey chicken) to see him.
Nie Bufan asked Tubeng to go to other villages to buy some feed for chickens, while he ran around in the streets and alleys, buying delicious food whenever he saw it, without bargaining, until he had almost spent the money. There were too many things, and he didn't bother to take them. Suddenly thinking of the two guys who often went to Jiwo Village to collect goods, he immediately laughed.
"What? Let us help you carry your things?" The man took a few steps back, shaking his head as if he was suffering from epilepsy, "No, no, no, we are very busy, very busy."
Nie Bufan gave them a contemptuous look: "It's not the meal time, what's the fuss? If Zhang San is here, he will definitely not refuse."
The second buddy said weakly: "We really have something to do, we really have something to do."
"Don't, I'll go and say hello to the shopkeeper, and I'll give you travel expenses, and I won't let you work in vain."
"Cough, Brother Nie," the buddy suggested, "You can actually hire a few coolies to deliver the goods."
Nie Bufan looked at them resentfully, and the two guys immediately felt a chill hit them.
"What's going on?" At this moment, Zhang Junshi's voice came over.
The two guys immediately rushed to the master's side as if they had seen a savior.
"Master Zhang, are you back?" Nie Bufan said enthusiastically, "It's been a long time since I saw you, why don't you go to Jiwo Village?"
Zhang Junshi blinked at his bright smile, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said after a long while: "I'm busy these days."
"Is this the reason you all reject people?" Nie Bufan asked for advice.
Zhang Junshi: "..."
"Master Zhang." Nie Bufan hooked his shoulders familiarly, and leaned closer to him and said, "We are also considered partners, and we will come and go frequently in the future, and there will be more opportunities to take care of each other. You won't even think about this." You don’t want to help even if you are a little busy?”
As soon as Nie Bufan approached, Zhang Junshi smelled grass clippings, like immature rice leaves. Although it was not very fragrant, it had a fresh and natural smell.The breath of his words brushed over his neck, itching, which made people feel a little distracted.
Zhang Junshi's heart seemed to miss a beat, he hurriedly removed the hand on his shoulder, and said, "How about this, I'll ask the concierge to bring you a donkey, and you can carry it away."
"Donkey." Nie Bufan laughed and laughed, "Do you want to pay it back in the future?"
Zhang Junshi twitched: "...I'll send you the goods." He remembered the donkey that was inexplicably lost when he went to Jiwo Village for the first time.
"You're such a good person!" Nie Bufan gave him a big hug, and happily went to find the donkey.
Zhang Junshi froze on the spot with his arms half-opened, his eyes glazed over, and his expression was a little... turbulent.
After Nie Bufan took the donkey and loaded it with loads, he left in a heartless manner without saying hello to Comrade Zhang San.
Zhang Junshi looked at the direction of someone's departure and sighed sadly. The setting sun shone on him, coating him with a layer of dreamlike color...
The young master doesn't know the taste of love, he only treats basic love as chicken love...
Here, Nie Bufan led the donkey on the way back to the village. He and Tu Beng had agreed in advance that they would not meet again, and just take the donkey back to the village.
Halfway there, Hua girl, who had been very quiet all this time, suddenly clucked somewhere in the forest.
Nie Bufan glanced over there, then turned his head and continued walking.
As the saying goes, curiosity killed the cat, so if you want to live a little longer, you should uphold the spirit of "nothing to do, stay away from trouble" and face life positively and optimistically.
However, Nie Bufan obviously underestimated God's persistence. He just took a few steps when he saw a black shadow covered in blood rolling out, lying in the middle, life or death unknown.
Nie Bufan looked calm, ready to bypass him and continue on his own way.
Just as he was about to walk over, a hand grabbed his ankle violently, firmly imprinting five bloody finger prints.
"I say brother," Nie Bufan looked down at the man at his feet who was breathing in more air and outflowing less, and advised, "Stop struggling, there is nothing in the world to miss, you'd better go!"
The man in black spat out a mouthful of blood, clutching his chest as if he was about to die.
Nie Bufan knelt down, covered his bloodshot eyes with his hands, and sighed: "Please close your eyes, I will burn some paper money for you later, and the chance encounter is not in vain."
The man in black spat out another mouthful of blood.
Nie Bufan didn't care about him, and was about to use brute force to break off the hands holding his ankles one by one, but the man's hands were like iron tongs, showing no sign of loosening.
"Dude, they are all dying people, can you show a little weakness!"
The black clothes were so angry that they finally couldn't help gnashing their teeth and said, "I still can't die!"
"That's really unfortunate." Nie Bufan struggled.
The man in black glared fiercely at the beastly-faced guy in front of him, and said forcefully, "If you don't save me, I won't let you go even if I become a ghost!"
God is sorry, he has lived for so long, and he has never said such a disgraceful thing.
"Is it your attitude to ask for help?"
The man in black stopped talking, and directly attacked with his eyes, but his injuries were too serious, he persisted for a while, and finally fainted with hatred.
Nie Bufan pulled his foot out, and then used his foot to gently poke the lump on the ground, tangled and tangled, the sun was almost setting, and he finally decided to take this person back.
I hope this person's life is hard enough, otherwise it will be really his misfortune to meet Nie Bufan, and he said that his blood is almost running out...
"Alas." Nie Bufan was sitting by the small river not far from the village, fishing with a fishing rod in depression.
At this moment, the float swayed a few times, and he lifted the rod slowly, and a white grass carp was hooked up.After putting the fish into the bucket and checking the weather, he decided to pack up and go back to the village.
As soon as he entered the village, he saw Tubeng running over, and said cheerfully, "Master, there is good news."
"Oh? What good news?"
"The first brood of chicks came out, and there were more than thirty of them."
"Really? Then we have to go and see."
Tu Beng hurriedly followed Nie Bufan to the chicken coop, glanced at the bucket in his hand inadvertently, and was immediately terrified.
Nie Bufan noticed his strange expression, looked down, and saw a white hen swimming in the water...
Nie Bufan raised it calmly and threw it aside: "Really, a chicken can play with water."
Landslide: "..."
After the white hen landed on the ground, it was still scratching in the air with its wet wings, making its body covered in sand, and soon began to roll its eyes.
Nie Bufan looked at it, then pulled it up and threw it into the bucket. In an instant, it came back to life.
Landslide: "..."
Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "When you arrive in Jiwo Village, you have to learn to be calm. It's not like you haven't seen weird chickens before."
Where is this just weird?It is simply beyond the cognition of ordinary human beings, and it has risen to the level of monsters!
Nie Bufan didn't care about Tu Beng's inner entanglement, and walked into the chicken coop. As soon as he stepped in, he saw a group of little yellow and orange things jumping on the grass clippings.
Tu Beng caught up and said with a smile: "It looks very healthy, and it will be able to come out of the nest after a period of time."
Nie Bufan had a strange look on his face, he looked left and right, as if he was looking for something.
"Father, what's wrong?"
"I feel something is wrong."
"What's wrong?" Tu Beng couldn't help feeling nervous.
Nie Bufan pointed to the group of chickens and said seriously: "They are too normal."
"what?"
"How can my chicken be so normal?" Nie Bufan rubbed his chin with a solemn expression.
Landslide: "..."
Nie Bufan asked Tu Beng to stand at the door, while he went in and looked around.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he ran to a corner, lifted the bamboo board, and there really were three black chicks on the haystack inside. They didn't even open their eyes, and they huddled together pitifully. .
Just when he was about to touch it, a sharp beak appeared beside him and pecked hard on the back of his hand.Nie Bufan quickly withdrew his hand, and saw a black hen nimbly jumping to the chick's side, squinting a pair of chicken eyes and staring at him closely.The meaning is obvious, those who approach: die!
Nie Bufan touched the back of his pecked hand, not paying attention to it at all, but instead showed a very dazzling smile on his face.Afterwards, he began to search around the hen house, offending the mother chicken all over, and only ran out angrily after being denounced by the group.
But he was satisfied, because he found that his guess was correct, and the chicks produced by the mutated chickens were also different. Although the appearance was the same as that of ordinary chickens, they were of various colors, red, green, striped, and spotted. Very cute.
Hey, maybe we can develop ornamental chickens and pet chickens in the future.
"Chicken servant, stew this." Nie Bufan complacently handed the bucket to Tu Beng who was still in the fog.
Tu Beng took it, stared blankly at the chicken that was still playing in the water, and asked hesitantly, "Can I eat it?"
"Of course." Nie Bufan gave him a strange look, "This is a good thing. You see, you have only lived here for a month or two, and you have grown fat and strong because of the good Fengshui products in our village."
Tu Beng looked at his "fat, fat and strong" lean body speechlessly, and screamed in his heart: Where is the fat?Where is the fat?Don't insult pigs like this!
However, he also had to admit that he did have a good life in Jiwo Village. He worked easily every day and often had meat to eat.
"By the way, Lord." Tu Beng said as if remembering something, "Winter is coming soon, should we stockpile some food?"
"Huh? The tens of jun rice noodles in the warehouse are not enough for the two of us?"
Tu Beng patted his head and said speechlessly, "It's not us, it's the chicken."
"That's right." Nie Bufan walked towards the house with his hands behind his back.
"Master, what are your plans?" Seeing his relaxed appearance, Tu Beng couldn't help cursing.How on earth did this man keep the chickens alive?Is there a more outrageous chicken farmer in the world?
When he got to the door, Nie Bufan turned around and said, "I'm going to the city tomorrow to buy some grains and barnyard wheat."
Tu Beng looked relieved, it turned out that the old man still knew what to do!
Then I heard another murmur: "Well, I've finished eating all the vegetables and fruits, I can buy more tomorrow."
Landslide Tears: It turns out that his real focus is here!
The next day, Nie Bufan led Tu Beng and two bodyguards into the city.
I went to Zhang Junshi's store first, and found that he was not there, and I was a little disappointed. Fortunately, he brought Huihui (that unlucky donkey chicken) to see him.
Nie Bufan asked Tubeng to go to other villages to buy some feed for chickens, while he ran around in the streets and alleys, buying delicious food whenever he saw it, without bargaining, until he had almost spent the money. There were too many things, and he didn't bother to take them. Suddenly thinking of the two guys who often went to Jiwo Village to collect goods, he immediately laughed.
"What? Let us help you carry your things?" The man took a few steps back, shaking his head as if he was suffering from epilepsy, "No, no, no, we are very busy, very busy."
Nie Bufan gave them a contemptuous look: "It's not the meal time, what's the fuss? If Zhang San is here, he will definitely not refuse."
The second buddy said weakly: "We really have something to do, we really have something to do."
"Don't, I'll go and say hello to the shopkeeper, and I'll give you travel expenses, and I won't let you work in vain."
"Cough, Brother Nie," the buddy suggested, "You can actually hire a few coolies to deliver the goods."
Nie Bufan looked at them resentfully, and the two guys immediately felt a chill hit them.
"What's going on?" At this moment, Zhang Junshi's voice came over.
The two guys immediately rushed to the master's side as if they had seen a savior.
"Master Zhang, are you back?" Nie Bufan said enthusiastically, "It's been a long time since I saw you, why don't you go to Jiwo Village?"
Zhang Junshi blinked at his bright smile, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said after a long while: "I'm busy these days."
"Is this the reason you all reject people?" Nie Bufan asked for advice.
Zhang Junshi: "..."
"Master Zhang." Nie Bufan hooked his shoulders familiarly, and leaned closer to him and said, "We are also considered partners, and we will come and go frequently in the future, and there will be more opportunities to take care of each other. You won't even think about this." You don’t want to help even if you are a little busy?”
As soon as Nie Bufan approached, Zhang Junshi smelled grass clippings, like immature rice leaves. Although it was not very fragrant, it had a fresh and natural smell.The breath of his words brushed over his neck, itching, which made people feel a little distracted.
Zhang Junshi's heart seemed to miss a beat, he hurriedly removed the hand on his shoulder, and said, "How about this, I'll ask the concierge to bring you a donkey, and you can carry it away."
"Donkey." Nie Bufan laughed and laughed, "Do you want to pay it back in the future?"
Zhang Junshi twitched: "...I'll send you the goods." He remembered the donkey that was inexplicably lost when he went to Jiwo Village for the first time.
"You're such a good person!" Nie Bufan gave him a big hug, and happily went to find the donkey.
Zhang Junshi froze on the spot with his arms half-opened, his eyes glazed over, and his expression was a little... turbulent.
After Nie Bufan took the donkey and loaded it with loads, he left in a heartless manner without saying hello to Comrade Zhang San.
Zhang Junshi looked at the direction of someone's departure and sighed sadly. The setting sun shone on him, coating him with a layer of dreamlike color...
The young master doesn't know the taste of love, he only treats basic love as chicken love...
Here, Nie Bufan led the donkey on the way back to the village. He and Tu Beng had agreed in advance that they would not meet again, and just take the donkey back to the village.
Halfway there, Hua girl, who had been very quiet all this time, suddenly clucked somewhere in the forest.
Nie Bufan glanced over there, then turned his head and continued walking.
As the saying goes, curiosity killed the cat, so if you want to live a little longer, you should uphold the spirit of "nothing to do, stay away from trouble" and face life positively and optimistically.
However, Nie Bufan obviously underestimated God's persistence. He just took a few steps when he saw a black shadow covered in blood rolling out, lying in the middle, life or death unknown.
Nie Bufan looked calm, ready to bypass him and continue on his own way.
Just as he was about to walk over, a hand grabbed his ankle violently, firmly imprinting five bloody finger prints.
"I say brother," Nie Bufan looked down at the man at his feet who was breathing in more air and outflowing less, and advised, "Stop struggling, there is nothing in the world to miss, you'd better go!"
The man in black spat out a mouthful of blood, clutching his chest as if he was about to die.
Nie Bufan knelt down, covered his bloodshot eyes with his hands, and sighed: "Please close your eyes, I will burn some paper money for you later, and the chance encounter is not in vain."
The man in black spat out another mouthful of blood.
Nie Bufan didn't care about him, and was about to use brute force to break off the hands holding his ankles one by one, but the man's hands were like iron tongs, showing no sign of loosening.
"Dude, they are all dying people, can you show a little weakness!"
The black clothes were so angry that they finally couldn't help gnashing their teeth and said, "I still can't die!"
"That's really unfortunate." Nie Bufan struggled.
The man in black glared fiercely at the beastly-faced guy in front of him, and said forcefully, "If you don't save me, I won't let you go even if I become a ghost!"
God is sorry, he has lived for so long, and he has never said such a disgraceful thing.
"Is it your attitude to ask for help?"
The man in black stopped talking, and directly attacked with his eyes, but his injuries were too serious, he persisted for a while, and finally fainted with hatred.
Nie Bufan pulled his foot out, and then used his foot to gently poke the lump on the ground, tangled and tangled, the sun was almost setting, and he finally decided to take this person back.
I hope this person's life is hard enough, otherwise it will be really his misfortune to meet Nie Bufan, and he said that his blood is almost running out...
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