Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Poetry Zen, Poetry Zen, Poetry on Zen.Perhaps from the time he took this name, he was destined to have a relationship with Buddhism.Born with the roots of wisdom, no complaints or specials, no ambitions without indifference, no far-reaching without tranquility.He carries the expectations of his family, but has a heart that is indifferent to fame and fortune.

As the eldest son of the royal family, he has no ambition to fight for power and profit, and no scheming to make a living. The ridicule, resentment and anger of others are just a glimpse of the crowd.He dissociates from the secular world, without sorrow or joy, like an empty mirror Buddha shadow, indifferent to all living beings.

There is almost nothing in this world that can make his heart move, except for the treasures of the legendary sage of many treasures.He has no interest in those so-called rare treasures. What he really wants are all kinds of precious Buddhist classics and inscriptions collected by the saint of many treasures.Therefore, he, who has always been calm and calm, took the initiative to accept this treasure hunting task, got the key, and came to this small mountain village alone.

He doesn't like to contact outsiders, he has always been a loner, and he is used to hiding his whereabouts even when he is away from home.His lightness kung fu is unparalleled in the world, as long as he doesn't want to be discovered, he will definitely not be discovered.

However, since entering Jiwo Village for the first time, his thoughts have changed.

This is a small mountain village that looks ordinary but is full of weirdness everywhere. As soon as he stepped into it, he felt that there was nothing to hide from. Although he hid it well, he still couldn't get rid of the shadowy sight.Soon, he discovered that these sights came from the chickens in Jiwo Village. They are flexible and sensitive, and they were almost approached several times.

In this regard, Wang Shichan was rarely curious.I started sneaking into Jiwo Village many times, looking for food while observing the environment.

In the first few days, there was nothing wrong with each other. The village head of Jiwo Village was not bad at cooking, and he cooked vegetarian dishes well.In the next few days, the food became extremely weird. It was either spicy or hideous, with a mixture of meat and vegetables, so that people almost went on hunger strike.

After suffering for several days, he finally switched to eating wild nuts. Although he was always hungry, it was better than self-torture.

At this moment, he felt inexplicably emotional, an emotion that wanted to rub and squeeze people.

But it seems that he made a mistake first, so he decided to leave some silver when he went next time.

However, what Wang Shichan never expected was that when he went again, it was the beginning of his nightmare...

"In today's world, the person who has reached this level of lightness is none other than the one from the Wang family." Si Chenyu shook his fan, "Unexpectedly, the Wang family will send him to open the treasure house this time."

"Who is the 'he' you are talking about? Why did you send him?" Nie Bufan was puzzled.

Si Chenyu replied: "He is called 'Shi Chan'. He is always the eldest son of the Wang family, but he has never cared about the world. He is a different kind of Wang family."

Heterogeneous?Nie Bufan asked with interest: "Is he very good?"

Shen Muran interjected: "His inner strength is so deep that he has almost reached the realm of the unity of man and nature, he comes and goes without a trace, and is known as the world's most elegant guest in the wind."

Nie Bufan curled his lips and muttered in a low voice: "Isn't he an elegant guest? It's not bad to be called a gentleman on Liangshang." Then he asked: "Then is there any weakness in his lightness kung fu?"

"If you want to talk about weaknesses..." Si Chenyu pondered, "I really don't have any."

Nie Bufan gave him a contemptuous look.

"That is to say, it is not easy to catch him?" Zhang Junshi said.

Shen Muran nodded: "It's not easy, but very difficult."

Nie Bufan asked suddenly: "If he didn't use lightness kung fu, would you be able to deal with him?"

"Of course." Si Chenyu smiled confidently, "In a head-to-head battle, he can't do a hundred tricks under my hands."

"But unfortunately, we can't even touch his shadow at present." Li Huai shook his head regretfully.

"Actually, it's not impossible, as long as I put some medicine on the meal..."

Li Huai said: "Your food is as poisonous as it is without medicine."

The others nodded approvingly.

Zhang Junshi coughed and explained: "The most famous thing about the Wang family is not the power and honor, but their family's medical skills and poison skills. The children of the Wang family have been quenched by drugs since they were young. They're completely useless."

Shen Muran also said: "Besides, prescribing medicine is not done by a gentleman, so many of us have to use medicine to deal with one person, it's too shameful."

Nie Bufan snorted secretly, how dare you say it?There are so many people who can't even deal with one person, what is there to be decent?

"Since that's the case, I still have the simplest solution." The old god Nie Bufan said.

"What way?" Several people asked in unison.

"Catch the turtle in the urn."

"That man has excellent lightness skills, how do you grasp his whereabouts and catch this turtle?" Si Chenyu asked suspiciously.

Nie Bufan chuckled: "I'm free to do it, but you must act in time to catch him."

"That's fine, as long as he shows his whereabouts."

"Okay, let's see."

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In the next few days, Nie Bufan returned to normal food, and while the rest breathed a sigh of relief, they also began to look forward to the day when the turtle would be caught.

Wang Shichan had no idea that there was a trap waiting for him to fall into. After confirming that Nie Bufan had finally improved his food, he finally visited Jiwo Village again.

This time he had the feeling of being watched by countless pairs of eyes again, but because of the previous experience, he didn't pay much attention to it, no matter how sensitive a chicken is, it's just a chicken.

At this moment, the kitchen was empty, so he quietly floated into the kitchen and reached for the food on the table, but before he touched the plate, there was a dizzying stench in the air.He quickly held his breath, and his figure floated outwards at an extremely fast speed.

As soon as he left the door, he suddenly heard bursts of long beeps above his head, one after another, as if warning.Soon, the chickens in the whole Jiwo Village were startled and boiled.

Wang Shichan was frightened secretly, endured the stench and rushed towards the entrance of the village.

Originally, with his lightness kung fu, he could jump far into the mountains and forests in an instant, but unfortunately the exit was blocked by dense chickens.To make matters worse, the stench on his body clearly betrayed his whereabouts.

Then, cutlery happened.The gray chickens in the sky began to throw all kinds of weapons intensively, such as poop, fruits, vegetable leaves, ink bags and so on.

Although Wang Shichan was fast enough, under the rain of attacks, it was difficult not to get hit.

He wanted to escape directly through the flock of chickens, but the flock of chickens was too huge, no matter which way he ran, there would be piles of chickens coming.The most frightening thing is the chicken in the air, like a shadow following the dark clouds.I don't know if it is a chicken or a bird, no matter how I fly, it won't fall!

Helpless, he had no choice but to rush back to the village in a mess.And next, what he has to face is Si Chenyu, Li Yi and others who are gearing up.

Wang Shichan has always seen the head but not the tail. It is said that he has a withdrawn personality and is arrogant and refined. Now seeing him, he is completely ruined.

He stood there quietly, with a straight back and far-sighted eyes, but the vegetable leaves were on his head, his face was black and white, and his clothes were stained and mottled, which completely ruined the beauty.

To be honest, after seeing what happened to Mr. Wang Shichan, Si Chenyu and others couldn't do anything anymore.

"Cough, brother Wang, are you here all right?" Si Chenyu greeted with as much grace as possible.

Without saying a word, Wang Shichan slowly stretched out his hand to tear off the vegetable leaves from his head.

"This, offended." Shen Muran suddenly felt that he had committed a heinous crime.

"Come on." Wang Shichan said softly, "You guys go together."

Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, hesitating.

Nie Bufan, who was hiding in the dark, gnawed on an egg and entered the state of watching a play.He has changed a little bit about Wang Shichan. This person can face the bleak life without changing color, which is enough to give him a thumbs up.

On the other hand, the rest of the people are procrastinating and not decisive at all.In order to create opportunities for them, he used all the air combat power and ground troops, and also used odor positioning, air early warning and chicken sea tactics.If Wang Shichan dives, he also prepared underwater combat deployment.

It can be said that everything is ready, and they only owe them the shareholder wind.

But judging by the momentum, whoever blows the blow may be uncertain.

Wang Shichan had already overwhelmed everyone with his desolate aura.

"Brother Wang, let's let this matter go!" Si Chenyu said peacefully, "It was originally just to find out the person who stole the food, but I didn't want it to be Brother Wang. As the key holder, why don't you stay with us in Jiwo Village temporarily?" ?”

Naturally, Wang Shichan would not believe that they didn't know it was him beforehand, so he only heard him say: "I have always heard that Prince Si is excellent in martial arts, and Mr. Li is also extraordinary in martial arts. Now it's just the right time for the meeting. Wouldn't it be a pity not to have a competition?"

Si Chenyu just looked at each other.

Li Yi took a step back, and said lightly: "Why don't Prince Si compete with you."

"What?" Si Chenyu gave Li Yi a sharp look.

"I remember someone said a few days ago that as long as he is fighting head-on, Brother Wang can't do a hundred tricks in his hands."

Si Chenyu choked suddenly, his face darkened.

Nie Bufan was laughing in the dark, beating his chest and stamping his feet, and the fourth brother Li was also black-bellied.

At this time, Wang Shichan didn't wait for them to say more, and approached like lightning, not only targeting Si Chenyu, but also including Li Yi, Li Huai and others.

His martial arts moves may not be as sophisticated as Si Chenyu and others, but his speed lies in his victory.

In martial arts in the world, everything is invincible, only speed cannot be broken.

Wang Shichan dealt with Si Li and the others nimbly. Although he couldn't do much damage to them, he could put a few stains on them from time to time.

But after a while, Si Chenyu, Li Yi, Li Huai, and Shen Muran were all colored, and Wang Shichan shared the ink on his body with everyone without any discount.

They fought in full swing, and the surrounding chickens watched with relish, occasionally mixed with strange cheers.A few chickens still entangled and fought in the same way, stirring up countless dust, and the scene was spectacular.

Hey, it turned out that Wang Shichan was not as calm as he appeared on the surface. You can tell by watching him try his best to smear the other people's fingerprints.

Nie Bufan secretly laughed.

Looking at the chaotic scene not far away, Zhang Junshi couldn't help but ask, "How will the meeting end?"

"It's over when you're tired." Nie Bufan replied indifferently, "It's a joy to make friends with martial arts."

"..." I can't see where the fun is at all!

Nie Bufan stood up suddenly, patted the hem of his clothes, and said, "Brother Zhang San, let's go."

"Where?"

"Cooking, they will probably need to replenish their energy later." Nie Bufan said while walking, "Today we have to make a good meal to soothe their wounded hearts."

"..."