Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Early in the morning, when Nie Bufan woke up, the two brothers were gone.He didn't care, and started to dress lazily.As soon as he got dressed, he saw Li Yi leaning against the door and staring at him steadily.

Nie Bufan flicked away an eyeball with an extremely graceful gesture, and then winked at Li Yi.

The depth in Li Yi's eyes disappeared immediately, and he turned his head away to show an expression that he couldn't bear to look directly at.

"Good morning!" Nie Bufan greeted him and walked out the door.

Li Yi grabbed his waist and whispered in his ear: "That time last night doesn't count, we'll find a chance to practice in a few days."

Nie Bufan gave him a sideways glance, and said earnestly: "For your physical and mental health, you should practice boy kung fu."

Li Yi glanced at him up and down: "Are you still a child?"

"So what about a child's body?" Nie Bufan raised his head, and said plausibly, "I am clean and self-sufficient, and I have a good eye for women."

"Woman?" Li Yi raised his chin and said calmly, "You don't have to think about it in your life."

Nie Bufan doesn't take it seriously, he firmly believes that he is a normal heterosexual, and his unscrupulous words and deeds are just to increase the fun of life.How can a Li Yi stop his ardent love longing for the harmony of yin and yang, the harmony of soul and flesh, and the unity of man and nature?

"What are you doing?"

At this moment, Zhang Junshi's voice came from not far away.As soon as he entered the courtyard, he saw the scene of Li Yi and Nie Bufan embracing each other intimately, which made him feel uncomfortable.

Li Yi circled Nie Bufan motionlessly, and looked at Zhang Junshi with eyes declaring ownership.

Zhang Junshi smiled calmly, and said, "Bufan, I've got you some water, you can go and freshen up first."

"Thank you." Nie Bufan gave him a big smile, then pulled Li Yi's hand away, turned and walked away.

Zhang and Li looked at each other for a long time, without giving in to each other, and silently declared war with their eyes.It wasn't until Nie Bufan, who had finished grooming, called their names in the kitchen, that the smokeless battle ended...

Today, the staple food of the whole village is dumplings.

Putting the steamed dumplings aside, Nie Bufan stayed in the kitchen alone and concentrated on making the sauce when he suddenly heard a cold voice behind him asking, "Are there any vegetable dumplings?"

"Yes, the two cages on the right are." Nie Bufan replied casually.

"Thank you."

Nie Bufan stopped what he was doing and looked back. There was no one behind him, but two baskets of dumplings were missing on the table.

The voice just now sounded both familiar and unfamiliar, but it was definitely not a resident of Jiwo Village.

Nie Bufan walked out of the kitchen, looked around and found nothing unusual, so he said to a chicken by the door: "Did you see anyone coming in just now?"

Brother Chicken took care of his feathers and ignored him.

Um?It shouldn't be.Who can sneak into the kitchen surrounded by chickens?

Nie Bufan rolled his eyes, called Miss Hua, let her smell the smell of dumplings, and said, "Girl Hua, take me to find this thief."

Miss Hua flapped her wings, and then ran towards a certain direction, Nie Bufan hurriedly followed.

After passing through the village and going out to the end of the village, after another five or six minutes, Miss Hua stopped on a hillside.

There was no one around, only two empty steamers were left on the spot.

How fast to eat!Nie Bufan picked up the steamer indignantly, and secretly thought that a master came near Jiwo Village, and he was a master who liked to be a thief.

Because of the treasure of Saint Duobao, not only the four major families were dispatched, but other families also wanted to share a share.They dare not blatantly enter Jiwo Village, but they will inevitably send a few experts to investigate secretly.It's just that the chickens in Jiwo Village are extremely vigilant, and anyone who approaches will be spotted immediately.So far, no one has been able to enter Jiwo Village silently, at best they can only watch from a distance.

It now appears that there has been an exception.

Nie Bufan stroked his chin, as if in deep thought.

Just as I was about to walk back, I suddenly saw a chicken coming out of a small hole not far away, with a shiny thing in its mouth.

Nie Bufan stepped forward curiously, snatched it from the chicken's mouth unceremoniously, and looked carefully, it turned out to be a gold coin.A large ship with a strange shape is engraved on one side, and a circle of unfamiliar characters and symbols are engraved on the other side, which does not seem to be the local currency of Yu Country.

Nie Bufan raised his head and looked around, only to realize that this mountain was just connected to that deep pool. If the bottom of the pool was really the entrance to the treasure house, then this gold coin was obviously scooped out from the treasure house. A robbery hole was drilled behind the mountain and directly entered the treasure house.

In this way, what is the use of the key?Can't we just dig it out?

Nie Bufan stroked his chin, pondered for a while, and murmured: "No, this mountain is huge. If we want to dig through it, it will not only take time and effort, but also destroy the landscape...I can't let people do that."

Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly saw that the chicken was about to go into the hole again. Nie Bufan grabbed its tail and dragged it out. Don’t you know that there are often villains out there? Be careful to be caught and stewed.”

The chicken brother jumped up and down a few times in dissatisfaction, and screamed.

Nie Bufan asked again: "Did you move out a lot of treasures from it? That book is also your masterpiece, right?"

Brother Chicken raised his head proudly.

"Dese." Nie Bufan patted it and ordered, "Take me to your lair, I have to see how many good things you have stolen."

Brother Chicken is shy and reluctant.

Nie Bufan showed his fist at it.

Only then did Brother Ji droop his head in a gesture of submission.

Then, Nie Bufan followed it all the way to the village.

As soon as he entered the village, he was seen by Zhang Junshi, who asked strangely, "Bufan, where are you going? Where are your steamed dumplings? Why aren't they on the table yet?"

"I'm in a hurry, why don't you ask me to deliver the food?"

"Hey, the hut is over here!" Zhang Junshi shouted.

"I want to be out in the open today." The voice came, but the people had gone away.

"..."

Brother Ji took Nie Bufan to a courtyard in the corner of the village, which was relatively remote and uninhabited for the time being.Walking into the house, Brother Chicken jumped onto a wooden board and scratched it a few times with his paws.

Nie Bufan lifted the splint and looked inside, only to feel dazzling. Pearls, precious jade, gold and silver ornaments, ancient books and other treasures were placed in piles, at least forty or fifty pieces, and they were very valuable at first glance.

He casually scooped out a black pearl, which was round and transparent, exuding a charming luster.

All right, put it away.Nie Bufan stuffed it into his pocket unceremoniously.

When Brother Chicken saw this, he was furious, jumped into the nest, spread his wings, desperately protecting his baby, and looked at Nie Bufan vigilantly with a pair of corns.

"Tsk, it's just scooping up a pearl, do you need to be so nervous?"

Nie Bufan gave it a contemptuous look, and then put down the splint again to cover the "stolen goods" inside.

After that, Nie Bufan began to consciously inspect Jiwo Village, and found that there were many treasures scattered everywhere, most of them were small objects, which were not easy to detect when they were thrown in the grass.After a few days, he recovered more than ten pieces in total.But apparently there are still many who don't know where to go.

I don't know what happened to the treasure house of Duobao sage by these chickens?I hope there are still things preserved on the day the warehouse was opened. The destructive power of these guys is beyond the imagination of ordinary people.Especially after having a certain amount of intelligence, he is even more arrogant and lawless.Nie Bufan strictly ordered them not to blatantly show off in the daytime, and then put the matter aside for the time being.

In fact, Nie Bufan's curiosity about the treasure house disappeared without a trace after he learned that certain aliens could come and go freely.

Compared to this, he was more interested in the guy who was hiding in the dark, because this person had sneaked into the village many times to steal food, and the taste was light, and he only ate vegetarian dishes.

Once Nie Bufan intentionally made a meat feast, but the man only scooped up a bowl of rice and two eggs, and finally sent a basket of wild vegetables the next day.

In order to find this person, Nie Bufan recruited both Hua girl and Langya, and guarded inside and outside during meal time, determined not to let a single mosquito go.It's a pity that the result is not ideal. This person is like a ghost, and there is no trace to be found.

Nie Bufan started to manipulate the food in various ways, adding spicy food to vegetables, steaming meat buns in rice, making vegetarian dishes like meat dishes, and making meat dishes like poop... All kinds of actions really made the bird The ghost disappeared for a long time, and other residents of Jiwo Village also suffered. Their taste buds were stimulated, or they lost their appetite when they saw the food shaped like poop.After a few days, everyone lost a lot of weight.

"Bufan, do you have any troubles?" Zhang Junshi finally couldn't bear it anymore, and there was a plate of bloody dishes in front of him, which looked like a purgatory of evil spirits.

"No! I'm fine." Nie Bufan put the dish into his mouth without changing his expression.

Seeing something that looked like a skeleton being chewed by him, Zhang Junshi felt his bones ache all over his body.

"If it's okay, then why did these meals become like this?"

"What's wrong with these meals?" Nie Bufan looked puzzled, "Don't you think it's very special?"

Zhang Junshi laughed a few times, this feature was there, but his appetite was gone.

Li Yi sat on the side with a cold face, holding up his chopsticks for a long time without picking up food, his eyes wandered around the dining table, trying to find a relatively normal dish.It's a pity that he couldn't judge the raw materials of the dishes from the terrible appearance at all, and the rice was yellow in excrement.

At this moment, only the sound of menacing footsteps came from outside the courtyard. After a while, Li Huai walked in with an unshakable expression, followed by Si Chenyu and Shen Muran.

As soon as he saw Nie Bufan, Li Huai shouted: "Nie Bufan, what do you mean?"

Nie Bufan looked at him innocently.

"What did you feed us?"

"What, isn't it delicious?" Nie Bufan put another piece of worm-shaped food into his mouth, chewed it creakingly, and still had a look of aftertaste.

Everyone present turned their heads away at the same time, unable to look directly at them.

"Say, what exactly do you want to do?" Li Huai slapped the table hard.

Nie Bufan scooped up a wet towel, wiped his mouth gracefully, and said indifferently: "Actually, it's nothing. Recently, someone frequented my kitchen to steal the meals I cooked. The little thief who took it still has a lot of opinions."

"You mean someone has sneaked into Jiwo Village?" Li Yi's expression was slightly terrified.

Nie Bufan nodded.

"You're saying that the reason why you've made your food like corpses and dirt recently is because of that little thief?" Li Huai gritted his teeth.

Nie Bufan nodded again, and said seriously: "This is a very serious matter, the food I cook must not be tarnished by Xiao Xiao."

So you're here to "defile" us?Everyone flashed this idea at the same time.

Si Chenyu found a place to sit down, and said solemnly: "There are people from our four major families sitting in the town, and someone dares to sneak into Jiwo Village. This matter is indeed no small matter."

Shen Muran agreed: "That's right, we can't just sit idly by."

"Second." Li Huai nodded angrily.

"Since everyone feels the same, let's find a way to find this person together." A dangerous smile hung on the corner of Si Chenyu's mouth.

Let them suffer for such a long time, it is not too much to delay them!

At the same time, several descendants of princes and noble families developed an extremely strong hostility towards a guy who had never shown up...