Bird Dude Nie Bufan

This mutual smearing battle ended because of an unprecedented fart from the rooster Xiao Huang.

At that time, Xiao Huang was standing in the wind and watching the scuffle, and for a moment he was so proud that he let out a loud fart because of his excitement.The spring breeze swept away, and the stench instantly caught Li Yi and the others who were at a disadvantage. For a moment, they were overwhelmed and in agony.The chickens scrambled to scatter, Li Yi and others covered their noses and stamped their feet.In a short while, all the living things on the scene stopped cooking.

"Eh? The fight is over?" Nie Bufan, who was cooking chicken soup in the kitchen, didn't hear anything for a long time, and couldn't help leaning out to look outside, only then did he know that the fighting had subsided.

There were not many chickens left on the scene, and the rest of the people were all pale. They obviously smelled bad, but they still had to maintain their demeanor, standing upright like wooden stakes.

Nie Bufan looked at it for a while, then shouted: "I let Tubeng boil hot water, do you want to go and freshen up first?"

Hearing this, Li Huai walked towards his residence without saying a word.

Si Chenyu and Shen Muran also left one after another, and Wang Shichan who started the battle has long since disappeared.

Li Yi silently walked to the kitchen where Nie Bufan was, and before he entered, he blocked the door: "You, hurry up and wash, it smells so bad that even mosquitoes can be choked to death."

In fact, the stink on Li Yi's body was not contaminated with Xiao Huang's stinky fart, but the result of fighting Wang Shichan who was covered in chicken feces.

Li Yi looked at Nie Bufan, and suddenly stepped forward, hugging him tightly in his arms, rubbing against each other.

Nie Bufan struggled and shouted: "Li Si, you bastard!"

Li Yi didn't change his face and said: "Is the hot water ready, let's wash together?"

"Hmph!" Nie Bufan kicked Li Yi away, and saw Zhang Junshi walking towards them at a glance. He immediately stretched out his arms, flew into Zhang Junshi's arms with an extremely graceful posture, and rubbed them hard a few times.

Li Yi is dark.

Zhang Junshi smiled.

"Guys, for our glorious image, let's take a bath together!" Nie Bufan pointed to the bathhouse in a heroic gesture.

However, Li Yi and Zhang Junshi were the only ones who entered the water in the end.

By the time they were soaked in hot water, Nie Bufan had long since disappeared, leaving them alone in a corner, staring wide-eyed.

Li Yi stood up suddenly, hooked up a piece of clothing and put it on, and walked out of the bathroom with a swish.Not long after, Nie Bufan was carried in by him, and he threw it into the bathtub with a wave of his hand, splashing a lot of water.

Nie Bufan raised his head and protested, "Li Si, what are you doing?"

"Bath."

"I don't bathe!"

Li Yi ignored him, took off his clothes and entered the bath.

"Zhang San, look at Li Si, he's so bad!" Nie Bufan turned around and hugged Zhang Junshi, accusing Li Yi of his evil deeds.

Zhang Junshi patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "It's okay, I'm here."

Li Yi glanced at him contemptuously, and reached out to grab Nie Bufan out of his arms.

Nie Bufan hugged Zhang Junshi's neck with all his strength, Zhang Junshi put one hand around his waist and blocked Li Yi's claws with the other.

The eyes of the two collided in the air, and sparks overflowed and buzzed.

Li Yi withdrew his hand and leaned leisurely against the edge of the bath, but his feet under the water stretched out to rub against Nie Bufan's lower back.

Nie Bufan couldn't help but straightened up, straddled Zhang Junshi's lap, and stared back at Li Yi.

Zhang Junshi's lower body could suffer from such pressure, he could only endure Nie Bufan's dishonest nudges as hard as he could.However, Li Yi was in high spirits, and his toes wandered between his buttocks intentionally or unintentionally.Nie Bufan could only keep dodging, shaking up and down, left and right.

Even if Zhang Junshi had great concentration, he had to break his kung fu, his body swelled up, and he stood upright against Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan paused, and looked at Zhang Junshi in surprise, who looked back deeply.

At this time, Li Yi's wicked foot stretched out again, and stuck along the spine and into the tailbone.

Nie Bufan leaned forward slightly, Zhang Junshi's huge body penetrated deep, and pushed against the edge of the entrance together with his obscene pants.Nie Bufan was sitting, as long as he lowered his body, it is estimated that the thing would be able to drive straight in.

Zhang Junshi's expression remained motionless, but there was a hint of anticipation in his eyes, and his breath was depressingly rapid.

The three of them were silent, the water was eerily quiet, but the water was choppy.

Suddenly, Nie Bufan grabbed Li Yi's foot with his backhand, and dragged it up with all his strength——

thump!Li Yi, who is good at martial arts, slipped unpreparedly and sank into the water, gurgling and bubbling.

Once the move was successful, Nie Bufan quickly got off Zhang Junshi and sat side by side with him.

Zhang Junshi took a look at him, and before Li Yi appeared, he lowered his head and kissed him lightly on the mouth, with deep eyes and a smile that was so gentle that he could get tired of it.

Nie Bufan's body went numb inexplicably, as if he had been electrocuted by something, and his bones went numb.

Li Yi rushed out of the water with a dark face, glared at Nie Bufan, but didn't shout, who told him to play tricks first?

Nie Bufan leaned on the side of the bath with one hand, propped his head up and said, "Li Si, take a shower as soon as you take a shower, why are you making such a fuss?" He lifted his feet out of the water and gave him a wink , softly said: "Why, do you need a massage?"

"No need." Li Yi spit out these words stiffly.

Zhang Junshi smiled, scooped up a towel and helped Nie Bufan wipe off the stains on his face.

Nie Bufan pulled his handcuff aside, scooped up a towel and wiped it carelessly.

Seeing this, Li Yi's face darkened slightly.

After that, everything was calm, and the three of them cleaned up smoothly and quickly, as if nothing happened.

But the three of them had different thoughts in their hearts.

Zhang Junshi revealed his heart and no longer suppressed it.

With a sense of crisis, Li Yi thought about making a appointment as soon as possible.

Nie Bufan had a rare headache, wondering if he should go to the kiln for a stroll?

Nie Bufan, who was out of his mind, walked into the kitchen, swept towards the stove inadvertently, and suddenly shouted, "Where's my chicken soup?"

The stove was empty, leaving only a smell mixed with stench in the air.

No need to guess, that guy Wang Shichan must have killed the carbine and stole the whole pot of soup.

"Who said that the eldest son of the Wang family is an 'elegant' guest in the wind?" Nie Bufan asked through gritted teeth.

Zhang Li and Zhang Li looked at each other in blank dismay, and they didn't argue with each other.

Nie Bufan patted the table and said harshly: "Starting today, all meals will be changed to porridge with eggs!"

"Uh..." Zhang Junshi said hesitantly, "Bufan, as far as I know, Wang Shichan is a vegetarian, and white porridge with eggs seems to suit his taste."

Li Yi nodded repeatedly.

Nie Bufan said with a sinister smile: "Then I will add spicy food to the porridge and mix garlic with the eggs."

"..." Zhang Junshi glanced at Li Yi, meaning: You should have been beaten to death just now, now you are fine, let him go, we are the ones who suffer.

Li Yi also glanced back at him: those who don't contribute have no right to speak.

Ignoring the eye contact between the two, Nie Bufan angrily washed rice and cooked porridge.

Suddenly, he asked: "Does anyone know what Wang Shichan likes the most?"

"Buddhist scriptures." The two replied at the same time, which is probably known to the world.

"How much do you like it?"

"I will recite a scripture before and after meals." Li Yi replied.

"For rare solitary copies or handed down works, cherish like life."

"Oh." Nie Bufan nodded in understanding, the anger on his face disappeared, and he hummed briskly.

Both Zhang and Li shivered for no reason at the same time.

It was night, Nie Bufan sneaked in a book from the chick. This was found in the collection of the chick when he found the hole last time. The chick used it as a tool for grinding teeth, and the corners were ground into pieces. It is jagged, but the text inside is still intact.

This happened to be a Buddhist scripture, and Nie Bufan could recognize it because there was a Buddha statue painted on the cover.It contains not only the original text, but also the translation.

Nie Bufan scooped up a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and randomly selected a few paragraphs of the original text with translations and copied them down one by one. The fonts were distorted like drunken chickens.

Then he scooped up nails and a hammer, groped out the door in the dark with a bunch of papers in between...

The next day, Wang Shichan appeared in front of Nie Bufan as expected, scooping up the scriptures he copied last night, twelve sheets, and he took all of them back.

"Where did this come from?" Wang Shichan asked.

Nie Bufan glanced casually: "What?"

"The "Mahayana Heart Sutra", an incomplete scripture hundreds of years ago, the Buddhist practice of six perfections, a total of six volumes, only three volumes are handed down today, and this one in my hand is one of the lost ones. You Where did it come from? Where is it in full?"

"Why should I tell you?" Nie Bufan sipped his tea leisurely with an expression of scooping up Joe.

Li Yi and Zhang Junshi, who just came to rush through the door, couldn't help but become curious when they saw this scene.They carefully read the scriptures on the paper. The words are obscure and have profound meanings, and they are definitely not fabricated out of thin air, let alone the semi-literate Nie Bufan.

But where did this guy find the Buddhist scriptures?I just asked Wang Shichan about his preferences yesterday, and today I made a copy.If Wang Shichan likes erotic pictures, then I don't know if he will come up with "Yi Jin Tu Jue"...

Wang Shichan's face was a bit ugly. He was always calm. When he saw the precious Buddhist scriptures copied like a group of demons dancing wildly and posted all over the place, he couldn't help but feel angry. He was even more angry than being teased by them yesterday.

"Give me the scriptures." Wang Shichan said expressionlessly.

"You said I would hand it over to you?"

"Then what do you want?"

Nie Bufan looked him up and down, and asked back, "What will you do?"

"What do you mean?"

"Can you cook?"

"will not."

"Laundry?"

"will not."

"Feed the chicken?"

"will not."

"... Warming the bed?"

"..."

Nie Bufan looked at him with contempt: "I don't know anything, why should I give you such a precious, rare, and unique scripture?"

"I buy it with money."

"Grandpa is not short of money now."

"Then what do you lack?"

No root.These words flashed through Zhang Junshi and Li Yi's minds at the same time.

Nie Bufan was thinking hard, and murmured: "I have money, a house, a chicken to warm the bed, I have talent and good looks, I have someone to protect me, I eat well and sleep well, and my life is worry-free. I don't seem to lack anything?"

"..." The three of them had black lines on their faces at the same time.

"Let's do this!" Nie Bufan clapped his hands, and said flatly, "You just watch me around Jiwo Village, and be careful not to let others steal the chickens that are left alone. Recently, there are often strange people around Jiwo Village. Chickens are pure and harmless, delicate and weak, and they will be caught if they are not careful."

Pure, kind and harmless, delicate and weak?This is definitely not your Nie Bufan's chicken!

The three were silent.

"How?" Nie Bufan asked again.

Wang Shichan thought about it for a while, and finally nodded his head that he would regret thousands of times in the future: "Okay."