Jumping beam clown mixed history

After that, Chuan Shan discovered the law of transformation. From Zishi to Yinshi in the original world, he would maintain the appearance of King Kong Warcraft Man for three hours, and he would immediately return to his adult body after Yinshi passed.

Even if he is in the process of cultivation, it will still be the same when the time comes, but it will not affect his cultivation.

Ever since he figured out this rule, Chuan Shan saw no harm, so he didn't care about it anymore.On the contrary, he deliberately tried to transform into a diamond monster body several times in his usual practice, but he never succeeded.

Geng Er said that his cultivation was out of proportion to his physical condition, and he was still unable to develop and control his physical changes to the greatest extent.

Well, although Geng Er is narrow-minded, he is usually a small talker when he feels safe.I couldn't hold back after watching it a few times, and I still spoke to him, but the turtle-shaped armor never took off.

Chuanshan scoffed at this.Compared with ordinary men, he has the biggest advantage in chasing his wife, that is time.

It doesn't matter if the siege is unsuccessful this time, he has already formulated a 500-year plan to gradually nibble away and boil the turtles in warm water, so he is not afraid that the little turtles will not fall into his hands in the end.

Besides, after Geng Er's reminder last time, he discovered the greatest magic weapon to deal with a certain shrinking turtle.

Can't you feel my thoughts in a way?Hasn't your spiritual body always been connected to me?

Brother thinks of you every day, I don't believe you can never feel it.

If Chuanshan doesn't make a decision, it's fine. Once he makes a decision, his ability to act is terrifying.

In the past, he always tried every means to cover up and conceal his feelings and desires for Geng Er. For fear that Geng Er would find out, he would not even think about him deliberately in his heart. "To blur the thoughts in my mind.

Now he decided not to cover it up anymore, not only did he not cover it up, but he wanted Geng Er to feel his different feelings for him from his usual words and deeds, and he could do whatever he wanted in his mind.It's a trivial matter, it's a common thing in a violent storm, flowers and chrysanthemums fall, and occasionally King Kong and a monster man riding a tortoise don't know what he's doing is called fun, and the 72 strokes in the room are more in the mind It is well-researched, and the research objects are children of all ages and developmental stages, thin, fat, tall, short, disabled, and there are no taboos.

In Geng Er, he can indeed vaguely feel some particularly obvious emotions surnamed Luo. This is not only related to his spiritual double cultivation with the other party, but also inseparable from his own ability to read minds. The most important thing is that the surname Luo's never guarded against him.

If it's just spiritual dual cultivation, unless there is direct contact with the spiritual body of the other party, it is difficult for the other party to feel the emotions and thoughts of the other party.And Geng Er's high sensitivity to other people's emotional changes makes him particularly effective and clear when accepting Chuan Shan's thoughts that are unsuspecting to him.

When Geng Er first felt that person's emotions and thoughts that made him blush, he was thankful that he could detect it early. Sometimes that person's fantasy went too far, and he would take the dragon hammer to the person's sea of ​​consciousness to teach him a lesson.

But as time went on and he felt more, he gradually became too lazy to teach that person a lesson.Anyway, no matter how he lectured or yelled at him, the man never stopped thinking about him in his mind.

Everyone knows how terrible the long-term subtle influence is, and when Geng Er found that he seemed to have a little strange idea about that person, he had already dug for him in a depth and breadth that could not be studied. Sitting at the bottom of the pit...

This is a rare and leisurely morning. The hidden figure of Chuanshan is lying lazily on a strange tree protruding from the cliff at the bottom of the valley. A small clear water pool was formed.

He was thinking about his friends and enemies from the past, and his family.He needs to think of something to distract his attention now, the scenery below is a bit too stimulating for him.

A cultivator's time is long and short at the same time.It may take several months, or even dozens or hundreds of years, to meditate, especially if your cultivation environment is good.If Soul Valley didn't belong to Zerg, if there weren't so many spiritual bodies with ulterior motives here, maybe he could live 200 years by just sitting in meditation.

Maybe it's because of the characteristics of the practitioner's practice time, or his memory is much stronger than before. Although nearly 400 years have passed, he has not forgotten or weakened his past memories.People and things in the past are still so clear, whether they are family members, friends, or enemies, when you close your eyes, their appearances are not blurred in the slightest.

Hatred is no longer as simple as hatred. In Geng Er's words, if you don't want to turn into obsessions, you must solve them.Geng Er... This guy seems to have become his new obsession?How else would he do such stupid things that boys under 15 or the most dissatisfied men would do?

Chuan Shan's eyes couldn't help but fall to the tree again.

In the small water pool, a fat and tender young man is sinking and floating in the water pool having fun.

A bare-bottomed little turtle who likes to play in the water.

Chuanshan's eyes brushed back and forth on the young man playing in the water like two brushes.

Ah, I see, those two tender red dots.Ah, it sank again...but the newly resurfaced part made his heart itch even more.

Oh, that upturned little butt is so fleshy, it must be very exciting to bump into.I really want to pinch it a few times, it's best to let him... swipe it apart, yes, just like that, spread the legs, swipe... ahhh!I saw it!

hard.He knew it would happen, even if he was distracted by other things.

Chuanshan sighed, he even had restrictions on masturbation.After all, essence is a very important thing for a cultivator, and it should not be revealed easily.So he has watched it get up for decades, and watched it slowly soften by itself.It's not that he can't ejaculate, but he probably really became obsessed, thinking that the first time the essence would have to ejaculate in that little bastard's body.So in the past few decades, he has endured and endured like this.

When is this day?Fortunately, he has long memorized the dual cultivation and complementary Dafa, and he can get people to confirm it anytime and anywhere.

When will you be seventeen or eighteen years old?It's so small, I'm too embarrassed to give it a hard time.But if you want, I certainly won't refuse.

what are you doing little bastardWhere is your hand touching?Is this washing ass?You are blatantly seducing me!

Oh oh oh, yes, rub more, hey, how can you take a bath so casually, you...don't sink!

Geng Er always felt that that person was nearby.But after looking for a long time, he couldn't find that person.

It's a pity that I can't accurately perceive where he is, only the general direction and range.His perception told him that the person was within five hundred feet of him, maybe that person was practicing on the top of the valley?

Geng Er raised his head and looked up, there was a strange old tree above his head, the trunk was smooth without many branches and leaves, and only one main trunk protruded from the rock wall.Well, it seems that my spiritual connection with that person is getting stronger and stronger, and I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing?

Suddenly, Geng Er's body trembled.

Wow, wow, what is that bastard King Kong Warcraft man thinking about?

Geng Er's upper body came out of the water, his face became more and more red.

Is that person really practicing?How can you think of these messy things?He is not afraid of going crazy!

Vague thoughts passed into his mind.

A tall man hugged a plump boy, kneading him vigorously, making the boy moan.That man kept biting the boy with his mouth open, and in the end he forcibly opened the boy's legs...

"Luo! Where are you hiding? Come out! You bastard! You, you, you... Come out and I will fight with you!"

Chuan Shan stared straight at the furious chubby pier in the pool, suppressed his breath, and drew pictures of extreme lust in his mind.sooner or later!Sooner or later I will turn these fantasies into reality.

Geng Er quickly climbed out of the water.That guy must be hiding around and watching him take a shower again!

He wants to eat himself fatter to see if that guy still desires him.

"Come up."

Geng Er raised his head, looked at the figure looming on the strange tree, and opened his mouth angrily to curse: "You really are hiding on it! How shameless are you? Is there such a boss as you who peeps at his younger brother taking a shower?"

Chuan Shan took a deep breath, calming down the burning desire, "Come up, I'll beat you up."

"You think I dare not?" Geng Er waved his fleshy fist.

"Then you come up."

"Go up, go up, I'm afraid you won't succeed." Geng Er made sure that he had protected himself with armor, and then jumped onto the strange tree.

Chuan Shan stretched out his hand and caught him.

Geng Er seemed to have gotten a little fatter again, with a chubby face, and the face of the little third who was originally a monster was so pleasing to look at now.

Chuanshan put Geng Er on his stomach and sat down, as if he wanted to beat you up.

Geng Er sat cross-legged on Chuan Shan's belly, he didn't seem to notice anything wrong with his posture, and he was still thinking about how to teach this guy a lesson.

"Don't use the Thunder Talisman today, okay? I have something to tell you."

"But I hit you with my fist, and it doesn't hurt you."

"Then you bite me?"

Geng Er looked at him suspiciously, "Every time I finish biting you, your expression is disgusting."

"That's my sign of pain."

"Don't think that if you look at me with such a serious expression, I will believe you. Hehe, I can't beat you now, but this is only temporary, after I..." Geng Er moved, "I There seems to be a stick sticking up behind the butt?"

"My filthy heart is affecting me." Chuanshan's words were not a lie, he really felt this way.

"...Don't make excuses for being shameless." Geng Er stretched out his finger to poke him.

"I counted the time, we should go to find the Great Master to see him off."

Geng Er's heart was suppressed, and he squeezed his fleshy fists several times, but after thinking about several ways to get revenge, he felt that he was the one who suffered in the end, so he had to say a cruel sentence, "If you keep thinking about it in your head, I will kill you every day." Hit you with a dragon hammer!"

"it is good."

"Uh... I really will!"

"Um."

Looking at Chuanshan's gentle eyes?Geng Er's face blushed inexplicably, and his buttocks moved forward a little, trying to avoid the stick-shaped object behind him desperately trying to show his presence.

"I was about to tell you about this too. So when are you going to leave?"

"Leave tomorrow."

"Tomorrow? So soon?"

"We have to set aside some time to look for the Great Master to see us off."

"That's right. I always feel that there will be some troubles later... It's better to leave more time to deal with it." Geng Er has a headache, will he just let them go out smoothly?No matter how you think about it, it is impossible.

Chuanshan quietly grabbed Geng Er's little hand, stared at Geng Er's eyes, and said in a low voice that made people's teeth sour: "After going out, I will wait for everything. I will take you to my house to meet my parents and younger siblings." , and my grandparents and grandparents.”

"Eighteen wild game."

"what?"

Geng Er reminded him, "You promised me before that you would take me to your hometown to eat eighteen dishes of wild game unique to your hometown. I remember it! There are wild boar, mountain deer, pheasant, hare, teal, pond fish, crab, and river prawns. …Eighteen kinds of game, eighteen ways to eat it.”

Chuan Shan chuckled, his eyes narrowed, "Okay."

An ordinary word, but it just expressed infinite ambiguity and tenderness to this person.Hearing Geng Er's heart trembled wildly.

"My grandma's cooking is delicious. She is very good at stir-frying. Even the emperor's cooking skills are not as good as his." Chuanshan has never met the emperor, let alone eat the dishes fried by the imperial chef, but this does not hinder him I firmly believe that my grandmother's stir-fry technique is the best.

Geng Er's eyes were sparkling.At this time, Chuan Shan's crime of obscenity in his mind had been forgotten by him, alas, anyway, he was just thinking about it, and he didn't really do anything to him. He is not a narrow-minded person.

"My mother and my grandma are good at making noodles, noodles, dumplings, steamed buns, steamed buns, everything. My grandpa bakes the pot helmet, which is hard on the outside and soft on the inside, and it tastes delicious. My grandpa loves to make bone soup. Every time he makes soup , all the dogs in the village ran around our house. Although my father doesn’t know how to cook, he can roast sweet potatoes, and the roasted sweet potatoes are so soft and sweet.”

Geng Er's face was full of longing.

"My sister and brother are very sensible, they will definitely like you."

"Really?" Geng Er was a little shy.

"Well, our whole family will like you, because I like you so much..." The tenderness in Chuanshan's eyes almost flowed out, and he looked at Geng Er quietly, holding his hand, as if to Engrave his figure into the eyes.

Geng Er had a strange expression on his face, his little face was flushed red, and he slowly lowered his head.

Chuanshan pulled him, pulling his body towards his chest little by little.

Geng Er's body fell down slowly, Chuan Shan was about to reach out to hug him.

Geng Er suddenly jumped up on Chuan Shan's stomach, and fell headlong.

Chuan Shan sat up and looked under the tree.

A little chubby by the pool looked up at him and then disappeared.

Chuan Shan raised his head, looked at the grayish-yellow sky for a while, and suddenly laughed.

Father and mother, I will recognize him as my son, and I will take him home to see you in the future, and you will definitely like him.