Jumping beam clown mixed history

Wan Wanjue left that night, taking Yuan Qing's Nascent Soul Body with him.Before leaving, he raised his head and said to the air: "Thousands of people desperately want to leave the Sea of ​​​​Blood Souls, and I hope that the Great Master will see him off."

Chuanshan sees it and writes it down silently.

The legendary red monkey did not show up. Chuanshan didn't know if it was because he was not qualified to see it, or if Lao Wan had to leave the city of insects to find it.Before leaving, he took out a bunch of magic weapons and stuffed them to Lao Wan, saying that if he threw one of the mines, it would at least help him block a few mines.

These magic weapons almost exhausted the materials collected at the beginning, but Chuanshan didn't feel bad.If he could help them, even if it was just a little bit, he would be willing.

Thousands of people never refused. Only the cultivators who are about to cross the catastrophe or have passed the catastrophe can understand what a magic weapon carrying a thunderbolt represents. At this time, it is superfluous to say thank you.Like Chuanshan, he doesn't like to express his feelings with his mouth.

Wanwan never said anything to Chuanshan, but he was a little worried about Geng Er, patted his head, and gave him something.

Chuanshan scratched his heart and lungs because of this, and wanted to trick Geng Er into taking a look, but Geng Er refused.

Grandma's, dead old Wan, even seduced our family's second stay before leaving!I want my son to be born by myself, Geng Er is me!

At night, Chuanshan practiced meditation, and Geng Er moved his futon far away.

Lao Wan is gone... only Geng Er and I are together, then I am not...

A certain person was flustered for a while, so he stopped working and opened his eyes.

As a result, when he opened his eyes, he saw the little chubby who was supposed to be meditating on the opposite side, lying sideways in the haystack, sleeping soundly.

Chuan Shan landed on all fours, silently crawling towards the little fat pier like a predatory beast.

Geng Er's legs still managed to maintain the crossed posture, but his body was already crooked somewhere.One hand rests on the stomach, rising and falling with the breath, the moist lips slightly parted seem to be some kind of temptation, the ruddy face makes people want to take a bite, and the relaxed demeanor expresses completeness trust.

Chuanshan is very satisfied with Geng Er's current appearance, which is the result of more than a hundred years of cooperation between him and Lao Wan.It's really not easy to feed this glutton. Most people eat so much that they would be overwhelmed by the time they eat it, so he has a rounder figure.

Geng Er was also surprised that he allowed his physical body to develop horizontally, and he didn't seem to care about whether his body was out of shape.But this kind of development is obviously something that all three of us are happy to see. Thinking back to when my little sophomore grew up, Lao Wan looked at Geng Er's wicked little third face for a full cup of tea and didn't say a word. After that, Lao Wan Under the connivance of each other, he and he silently increased the food supply to Geng Er.

The two teamed up and worked together with all their strength, using the way of feeding pigs and the thought of raising children, they insisted on feeding Geng Er into what he is now.

Poor even so, when Lao Wan left, he still turned his head every step of the way, with a face full of fear that Geng Er would be treated like a fool by him.

Huh, fortunately Lao Wan left.If he doesn't leave, he really can't bear it.Which man can bear the person he likes to be stared at and pampered by another adult male all day long?Even if the man wanted to be a father, he couldn't bear it!

Well, neither can females.

Geng Er belongs to him, and no living or non-living things can touch it.Whoever touches it will be chopped off.

The man slowly lowered his head and approached the slightly opened lips a little bit.

There was a sense of guilt, but a deep longing temporarily overwhelmed the guilt.

Just a kiss.

Boys at the age of thirteen or fourteen can marry wives and have children to be the masters of the family in our village.The daughter of the shoemaker's family in the same village got married at the age of 13, and was already the child's mother at the age of 15.You only look thirteen, who knows how old you really are.

just kiss...

It barely settles on the lips.

Geng Er suddenly woke up, raised his hand to hit and kicked.

Chuan Shan hugged Geng Er's upper body with one hand, controlled Geng Er's head with the other hand, and used the wrapping formula with both legs to tightly wrap Geng Er's kicked lower limbs.

"You... Mmm!"

Chuanshan didn't care about it, and kissed him viciously.As soon as I felt the tenderness of my lips, I couldn't wait to bite it with my teeth and put it in my mouth to taste.

He hasn't slept with anyone, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know how to do it.And the person who has no real experience and only relies on theory is even crazier. He tries to do everything he wants to do in his mind.

Hold those two tender petals, and ravage them over and over again with your tongue and teeth.

Geng Er's face turned red.

Chuanshan felt that his lower body was hard enough to kill.

To stop, must stop!

You can't scare him, you have to take your time.

No, let me kiss him for a while, let me hold him for a while.

The hand controlling Geng Er's upper body seemed to have a will of its own. He tore open Geng Er's skirt indiscriminately, reached into his arms, stroked and kneaded the soft and swollen chest vigorously, and when he touched the tenderness at the tip, , It was pinched and pinched, just as cruel and rude as long as it was unscrewed.

Geng Er was pinched and hurt, and twisted his body desperately.

"Oooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Chuan Shan raised his head and let out a long howl, his limbs and body changed rapidly.

At the same time, a layer of turtle-shaped armor appeared on Geng Er's body, and a Thunder Talisman he had just pulled out hit Chuan Shan's face unceremoniously.

"boom!"

The King Kong Warcraft man who was changing was blown up.A dark stream of light flashed across his body, but he was unharmed.

Geng Er sat in the haystack, he didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed, his face was flushed and his eyes were full of tears.Wiping his nose one last time, he took out a stack of charms and threw them at the bastard one by one.

"Let you bully me!"

"boom!"

"Let you bite my mouth!"

"boom!"

"Let you pinch me hard!"

"boom!"

"Let you pinch me!"

"boom!"

"How many times have I told you, I don't sleep with men──!" Geng Er yelled loudly.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

"...Have you finished blasting? I have something to ask you. How did I become like this again?" Chuan Shan wiped his face with his mutated palm. These low-level attacking lightning talismans didn't have much effect on him, but he couldn't promise to wait. Will Geng Er go crazy and sacrifice some kind of small power talisman that will destroy the world in a while?

"You...!" Geng Er looked at the King Kong Warcraft man who was approaching, his eyes widened with anger.

Is there anyone more shameless than this man in this world?Just finished bullying someone, and after a while, he came to talk to him without any problems.Hooligans have more shame than him!

"Speak." The sharp claws curled slightly, flicking Geng Er's forehead lightly.

Geng Er was about to explode.

"I'm a woman." King Kong Warcraft man squatted in front of Geng Er and said calmly.

"You can treat me as a woman, if you want me to wear a skirt, I can wear it, if you want me to give birth to you...we can discuss the birth method in detail. In short, you will be mine, and you must be me of."

"..." Geng Er held the talisman paper, and thousands of wild horses galloped past in his mind.

"I think both of us are responsible for this matter, but the origin of the responsibility lies with you."

"what?"

"Before you, I never had a woman, and of course I never had a man. It was you! It was you who practiced spiritually and physically with me without my permission, and left your spiritual imprint on my soul. Now I Will become so desperate for you that you think you can get away with it?"

Geng Er was stunned.

"If you're a man, admit the mistakes you made, don't cry like a woman not to sleep with a man, but do everything possible to seduce me."

Geng Er was angry.

"Look, you're going to deny it again, aren't you?" King Kong Warcraft man's face moved closer to Geng Er, "Actually, I think you take this matter too seriously."

"Really?" Geng Er asked unconsciously, and wanted to slap himself after speaking.

"Since you and I can carry out spiritual double cultivation without any scruples, why can't we carry out physical ones?"

"That, that's different, and I don't have your spiritual body..."

"It's all the same to me. Do you dare to say that your spiritual body has not entered my spiritual body at some point? Huh? You are allowed to enter me, and I cannot enter you? Don't you think you are too domineering ?”

Geng Er was confused and speechless.

"You see, you enter my mental body and I enter your physical body. I think it's fair."

"It's different, that kind of dual cultivation is different from that kind of dual cultivation." Poor Geng Er muttered to himself.

"Why is it different?"

"I used to contact your spiritual body just to save you, to wake you up. I..." Geng Er, who was in a daze, didn't know that he had been secretly wrapped in the arms of King Kong Warcraft Man.

"The fact is that you have entered me." King Kong Warcraft man hugged the chubby man in his arms to his thigh, making him sit more comfortably.

"I, I...but..."

"Do you want to touch me?"

"Ah?" Geng Er raised his head, only then did he realize where he was sitting now, and just wanted to move.

"Shh, don't move. Aren't you angry that I touched you and hurt you just now? I let you touch me back. You can pinch me, pinch me, and bite me hard. I promise not to fight back."

"...Really?" Geng Er was a little moved.

"You can try it now."

Geng Er immediately attacked, and then shouted angrily: "Your body is all metal, even your nipples!"

"I feel it."

"……real?"

"Really. If you don't believe me, keep touching, can you feel the temperature?"

"Ah! It's really hot."

"Huh... Geng Er, you are also a man, you should understand where I am the weakest, do you want to grab it, squeeze it, rub it hard, make me beg for mercy from the pain?"

"Would you kindly let me take revenge on you like this?" Geng Er looked suspiciously at the monster man who was squinting his eyes and exhaling lightly.

"Oh, really, you're pinching me so painful." The shameless Warcraft man rubbed his naked and hard chest against the man in his arms, and made a miserable expression that my breast was pinched by you appearance.

Geng Er was a little curious and excited, and looked down at the King Kong Warcraft man's crotch.

"These metal bones are protecting you, I can't catch them at all!" Geng Er felt cheated.

The Warcraft man immediately showed the most righteous expression, and said solemnly: "In order to prove to you that I really have the heart to apologize to you, I will remove these protective layers now."

As expected, the metal cartilage was pulled away layer by layer and put away, revealing the heavily protected male vitals.

"Is this also metal? That's strange."

"No, my body is not all metal, but more metal elements are exposed." Someone yelled in his heart: Be more energetic!You must not miss it at the first touch like the first brother, at least stand firm for a moment!

"You can... punish it as you like."

Geng Er hesitated, stretched out his hand little by little... and withdrew it suddenly, and said with a straight face, "Do you think my brain is the same as that of a wild tortoise that has not enlightened?"

Geng Er was angry, feeling that his intelligence had been deeply insulted.

He decided to stay away from this person when he left the Blood Soul Sea, and never see him again!

"...Are you really angry?"

Geng Er's head and limbs were retracted into the tortoise shell.

Chuanshan hugged a big tortoise shell and burst into tears.It turns out that the second stay of their family is not stay... What should we do in the future?

Chuanshan looked at the big tortoise shell that he could not break through at all, and opened his mouth to gnaw it sadly.You should touch me a few times before you turn your face, how uncomfortable it is to stand upright now.

Someone thought about it for two blinks, picked up the tortoise shell, and looked at the end of the other person...

Back then in the military camp, there was a rumor that the veterans of a certain battalion hadn’t been home for five years, and all their salaries were brought back to support their families, and there were no military prostitutes in the army to relieve their fire. He suddenly had an idea about the depression at the bottom of the Wowotou.From then on, every time the veteran received the corn bread, he had to keep one and bring it back to the tent.

Two villains appeared in Chuanshanzhihai.

A little man with his own face waved his fist and shouted loudly, "Insert it! Insert it hard! It will be fun when you insert it, and it will be yours!"

A villain with the face of Geng Er shouted with righteous indignation: "Are you so hungry? You want to go in when you see a hole? Are you still human? Geng Er is your brother!"

When Chuanshan was struggling, a small, adult-looking Geng Er suddenly jumped out, dragged a big hammer, and swung it at the man sitting cross-legged in the center of the blood spring!

"What are you thinking? Bastard!"

Chuanshan forgot that Geng Er could feel his inner thoughts to some extent since he cultivated both mind and body.

Poor Chuanshan didn't think of anything, and was hit all over the head by the dragon hammer.

"Look at you, you are just entering me casually now! Why can't I enter you? Ouch──! Sooner or later, I will peel off your tortoise shell!"

Then I will become a turtle.Geng Er, who finally managed to breathe a sigh of relief, dragged his dragon hammer and left triumphantly, thinking that he had found the best way to deal with this person.

...But he didn't know that some people have no lower limit.