Jumping beam clown mixed history

The time in the original world was exactly one year after Chuan Shan and Bai Tong entered the Blood Soul Sea.

Thick Saturn is still the same, with endless yellow sand, the two suns at the top make the earth lonely, there are seven planets of different colors in the far east, and a crescent moon in the north.

There were two figures squatting and sitting on a long boulder.

Kneeling on one knee, half squatting and half sitting, was a tall adult man dressed in common clothes. His long black hair was tied up casually. Eyes, but everyone who sees him will be impressed.

There was also a red scarf tied around the man's neck. Not everyone could suppress the bright blood red. He is upright and upright.

People squatting on the ground usually have bad postures, but this person is obviously an exception. Even if he is half squatting, his spine can't help but straighten, as if after a long period of military training, and these military postures have long been Deep into the soul.

Sitting was a chubby little boy about fourteen or five years old, with a chubby figure wrapped in a blue scribe shirt and a scholar bun tied on his head. beep.

Probably it was too much effort to squat down, the little chubby sat on the boulder with his legs drooping, holding a water bottle with his fleshy palms and pouring clean water into his mouth.

"For the first time, I discovered that the endless yellow sand is so beautiful." The half-kneeling and half-squatting man said emotionally.

The chubby boy looked at the endless desert in the distance. The high temperature caused the air in the distance to distort and deform, creating waves like lines. Some gravel containing crystals reflected dazzling light, and there was no trace of green within a thousand miles. Is the scenery beautiful?Why does he only feel death and loneliness.

"Sun, it's hard to imagine that I haven't seen the sun for 400 years. Oh, the scorching sun, how warm and pleasant! The air full of human breath, how warm and nourishing! The gravity that has no influence on me here I miss it so much."

The fat boy silently wiped the sweat off his face.Even if his physical body has already been cultivated in the Qi Condensation Period, the power of the two suns is still unstoppable.

"Strange, why didn't we go back to the mountain behind Houtumen?"

"Precise teleportation takes a lot of work, and you should be grateful to the red monkey for kicking us onto thick Saturn instead of the sun above our heads."

"So we're really back?"

"Um."

"We're not dead?"

"Alive."

"We really came out of that bloody sea of ​​blood souls? Isn't this a dream?" The man's voice trembled.

"No." Fatty affirmed.

"...I'll fuck the eighteenth generation of your blood soul sea ancestors!" The man's expression twisted suddenly, he stood up, pointed at the sky and cursed: "Insidious! Despicable! Shameless! Free the soul of shit! I free your whole family── You fucking made two 10,000+ demons line up to chant sutras to complain to me, your fucking father can’t even commit suicide! You, you, you are so vicious to grandma’s house! Lord of Blood Soul Sea, I’ll fuck your whole family! I curse You gave birth to a son without an ass hole, gave birth to a daughter who became bald, and the whole family got flowers..."

The man stood on the boulder and roared angrily, cursing continuously for a full moment.

The fat boy looked at this person with great sympathy.Soul liberation, this is a hurdle that every demon cultivator who leaves the blood soul sea must go through, and no one can escape.

It is not the souls of the passers-by who are freed, but the passers-by are going to liberate the souls of all the dead demons in the blood soul sea.It is said that the number of souls that each level-breaker helps to liberate has a lot to do with his specific cultivation level and the impression that the Blood Soul Sea Lord has on him.

Listening to the suffering history of 10,000+ demons, is this person the one with the largest number of liberated souls in the blood soul sea?

"Is there still an echo in your ears?" the fat boy asked, looking up.

The man who was scolding frankly paused his voice, trembled all over, and almost fell off the boulder.

"... Genji!"

"Drink water." The little fat pier immediately raised the water bottle.

That's right, this pair of suffering brothers and sisters were Chuan Shan and Geng Er who had just been kicked out of the Blood Soul Sea.

Chuan Shan stared at the chubby Geng Er bitterly for a while, then grabbed the water bottle, and "Gu Du Du Du" drank it full.After drinking enough water and cursing enough, I wiped my mouth and changed from squatting to sitting.

"Geng Er, if you mention the word "soul liberation" to me in the future, I will rape you right away. "

Geng Er curled his lips, after all he didn't have the guts to say something cruel like "try it if you have the guts".

Chuanshan groaned in extreme pain, dug his ear with one hand that kept echoing, and lay on his back on the boulder holding the water bottle.

Up to now, the complaints of demons one after another are still echoing in his ears.

The endless red ocean is full of demon souls floating everywhere. His task is to sit on a wooden boat and listen to all the souls who come to his wooden boat.

Unable to move, unable to speak, unable to refuse, unable to practice, and unable to close the ears, the sound seemed to be sent directly to the mind.

The first one or two can still be listened to as a story, but when he heard the tenth, he felt a crazy feeling of wanting to kill the soul in front of him.

When he heard this, he wanted to burn the entire Blood Soul Sea.

Hearing the hundredth one, he just wanted to commit suicide, and he could die any way, as long as he didn't let those demon souls babble about his past life.

"Our family lives in..., my father and mother are..., when I was two years old..., the bride I married..."

"It was my first time to practice, my first time to travel far, my first time to kill, and my first time to lose my body..."

"I think back when I was young, I could run a wildebeest on my arms, stand a one-eyed man on my fists, eat a meal... and knock down with one fist..."

"Do you know who I am? I am noble..., I order you to revive my life immediately, I can offer you a thousand sacrifices every year, living sacrifices! Hey, do you hear me talking to you? I am……"

"Wow, I don't want to die, my bride is still waiting for me, I haven't slept with her yet, wow──! My bride..."

"Where is this? I'm so scared, Dad, Mom, where are you? Wow──!"

"I died so badly! It's all those damn outsiders! One day I will kill them all! I am an invincible Zerg! No one can knock us down! Long live the Zerg Mother!"

Every dead soul of the demons will tell him their whole life regardless of whether he wants to hear it or not. The most hateful thing is that some demons are very wordy. Hearing it ten times, he wished he could poke his ears and throw that demon soul into the toilet to drown.

No wonder the Blood Soul Sea is called the Blood Soul Sea, no wonder no one has ever explained why the Blood Soul Sea is called the Blood Soul Sea.Probably every demon cultivator who came out of the sea of ​​​​blood souls was the same as him, only wishing to dig the last experience out of his memory.

Maybe the reason Moxiu hates the monk stems from the tragic experience of the last level of the Blood Soul Sea?This idea suddenly popped up in Chuanshan's mind, and the more he thought about it, the more likely it became.

"Why did the Lord of the Blood Soul Sea set up such a level at the end?" No matter how Chuan Shan thought about it, he felt that this "soul liberation" was the most terrifying level in the Blood Soul Sea, not one of them.

"Be lazy."

"Huh?" Chuanshan tilted his head to look at Geng Er.

Geng Er, "The place you stayed in the last place is actually equivalent to the hell reincarnation of the Blood Soul Sea. No matter whether the soul died in vain or the soul died well, no one will disappear so willingly. Complain to the Lord and turn into a The new life is the benefit granted to the natives of the Blood Soul Sea by the Lord of the Blood Soul Sea, but..."

"He's tired of listening, so why don't we listen?"

Geng Er nodded.

"...I will definitely beat him up in the future!" The man gritted his teeth and swore.

"Then I'm afraid it will be very far away in the future." A certain fat man said honestly.

The man scratched his eyebrows and was not angry. He tilted his head and smiled at the fat boy.

The little chubby was a little frightened by the man's aggressive eyes, and moved his butt to the side.

The man laughed, and sat up straight, "Let's go, let's go to the Boundary Monument to find Brother Fourteen. He should have been waiting for us there."

"Wait, look, there seems to be something moving under the sand pile over there."

Chuan Shan looked in the direction of Geng Er's finger, and saw a flat sand dune in the distance.

Knowing that Geng Er would not talk nonsense, Chuan Shan waited intently for a while.

Sure enough, after a while, a wave suddenly appeared under the flat sand dune, and the wave rushed towards this side quickly.

"What will it be?"

As soon as Chuanshan made a sound, the thing disappeared immediately, and the sand dunes became undulating again.

Chuanshan looked at Geng Er.

Geng Er said directly to his spiritual consciousness: "Maybe it is a kind of sandworm... ah, its tail is exposed, it is a golden-tailed scorpion."

"Is it useful?" Chuanshan also asked with his divine sense.

"Golden-tailed scorpions can be used as medicine or for refining weapons according to their age and practice. They can only be bred in large deserts. This kind of scorpion is just like ordinary scorpions when it is born. Or some kind of natural and earthly treasure can make the tip of the tail turn red. When the tail turns golden, it is usually enlightened and has a lifespan of at least a thousand years. Look at this tail, not only the tip of the tail, but the whole tail is golden Yellow, at least around 2000 years old."

"Do you want to capture it?"

Geng Er hesitated, and said: "The grilled scorpion is delicious, but this one seems to have opened its mind, forget it."

"Then let's go." Chuanshan didn't get too entangled. When it comes to good things, he has seen a lot in the 400 years in the Blood Soul Sea, and he no longer cares about such ordinary things.Although Fabao has almost used up all the top-quality materials he collected, there are still some leftovers, and there are still many demons who owe him debts. When we see Lao Wan and Yuanqing in the future, his wood Buckets are sure to fill up again.

What's more, because of Geng Er, he has a good impression of Yaozu. He knows that it is not easy for non-human creatures to activate their intelligence. As long as the other party doesn't provoke him, he doesn't bother to provoke him.

Just as Chuanshan and the others jumped off the boulder, a wave of yellow sand shot straight in front of them like an arrow, and stopped abruptly in front of them.

Chuan Shan stopped in his tracks.Is this courting death?

First a golden scorpion tail was exposed in the sand, and then a brown scorpion with a body about the length of an adult's arm was revealed in its entirety.

Except for its huge size, this golden-tailed scorpion is no different from Blue Star's sand scorpion.There are six pairs of legs in the whole body. The smallest pair of forelimbs grows near the mouth for easy eating, the largest pair of pincers are used for hunting and sensing the surrounding environment and defense, and four pairs of thin legs are grown on both sides of the abdomen for walking.There is a pair of black compound eyes in the middle of the top of the head, and three single eyes on each side of the head.

Now the carapace of this scorpion has many scars, two of the four pairs of legs and feet on the ventral side are broken, and there is also a huge wound on the head of the scorpion, which almost scratches the pair of compound eyes, except for a golden tail with a sharp hook It seemed that it was still intact, and the dispirited golden-tailed scorpion looked like a defeated soldier who had just escaped from the battlefield.

"What does this scorpion want?" Chuanshan didn't feel the murderous intent from the scorpion, but felt that the scorpion seemed to have demands from them.

Geng Er took a step forward, and the golden-tailed scorpion took a step back as if frightened.

Geng Er took another step forward, and the golden-tailed scorpion curled its tail and stopped moving.

Geng Er squatted down and touched the head of the golden-tailed scorpion.

"It's about to give birth, let's save it and its baby."

"...How does it know that we won't kill it?"

"It can understand us."

Chuan Shan crossed his arms to his chest, "Someone is chasing it? How do you want us to save it? Help it kill the cultivators who hunted it down, or hide it?"

"...Exchange...exchange." A hoarse voice came from the scorpion's abdominal cavity.

Chuan Shan was startled, "You can talk? Interesting, tell me, how do you want to exchange it?" He said and stepped forward and pulled Geng Er who was touching the tip of the scorpion's tail. This kid is so reckless, who knows if the scorpion will Suddenly fierce.

"... poison sac... safe... home."

Geng Er explained on the side: "It should mean that we will send it home safely in exchange for the poison sac."

"Geng Er, I have a hunch that this job will be a big trouble in the future."

"Then...let's go."

One was afraid of trouble, the other was timid and afraid of getting into trouble, and the two turned around and left without saving their lives.

The golden-tailed scorpion let out a painful and angry howl, "...Human beings...bad!"

Chuan Shan acted as if he hadn't heard, pulled up Geng Er and walked in the direction of the boundary marker.

For the people on Thick Saturn, he just disappeared for a year, but for him, he has experienced a full 400 years. I haven't seen my old friend for 400 years. If his memory is not as good as before, he may have almost forgotten the people and things in the past.

400 years, he has lived for 400 years.Immortality is the luxury of all human beings.He seems to be heading down that path.No, maybe his completely changed body has already fulfilled this extravagant wish.

Geng Er followed Chuan Shan, turned his head and waved at the Golden-tailed Scorpion to indicate that there would be no future, then raised his head to look in the direction that the Golden-tailed Scorpion came from.

Several small black dots appeared in the southeast sky, quickly approaching here.

The golden-tailed scorpion also seemed to sense something, and with a hiss, it buried its head in the yellow sand.