Jumping beam clown mixed history

Besides, the aunt who asked Geng Er to show her daughter-in-law a look, when she heard that Geng Er had calculated that her daughter-in-law was pregnant, she was overjoyed and took her daughter-in-law straight to the medical hall.

The doctor sitting in the hall took the pulse of the young daughter-in-law, and it was diagnosed that the young daughter-in-law was one month pregnant.

After the aunt confirmed that her daughter-in-law was pregnant, she firmly believed in what Geng Er said.After all, even an experienced doctor has to touch the pulse for a long time to confirm that her daughter-in-law is pregnant. At the beginning, the chubby man made a fortune teller, but after a few glances, he said that her daughter-in-law had a baby. You can even figure out the gender. Isn't it God?

The aunt who believed in Geng Er immediately took a group of relatives to find her son, hoping that he could return to the right path.

Coincidentally, soon after the war came, Xinjing, which had always been peaceful, was also involved in the war.Chen Langjun, who spends his days drinking and drinking, beating and scolding his wife, who is still raising his outer room outside, is afraid of being harmed by the war, and remembers that his child bride-in-law is a prosperous and blessed person. At the most critical moment, he abandoned the outer room that he has always loved. He escaped from Xinjing with his wife, children and parents.

And I don't know if they were really lucky that they didn't suffer many catastrophes along the way, and finally settled down in a small county town, with not a single family member missing.Not long after, the Daxi Dynasty changed and the new emperor ascended the throne, and the world declared stability and re-entered a prosperous age.

The little daughter-in-law was kind-hearted, and by chance, she rescued an old couple on the road. The old couple had been brewing wine for generations. All the craftsmanship was passed on to the young daughter-in-law.

The little daughter-in-law has always kept in mind what Geng Er said to her, "running the family well and being a person in a responsible way". Not only is she kind to people, she is also very responsible and kind in doing business. prosperity.

And the words of the young daughter-in-law Wangfu and blessings are even more convincing. Mr. Chen Jialang is afraid that the good days will disappear, and he is even more afraid that Wangfu's wife will run away. In the future, he will take care of him and become a considerate and loyal husband.

Not to mention how much this little daughter-in-law is grateful to Geng Er, and in the future, she will set up a longevity tablet for Geng Er at home to worship every day, and said that Geng Er's reputation in Xinjing is even better because of several straight-up blows, so come to him for fortune-telling There are also more people who look at the picture.

And because Geng Er never said anything bad, and the fees were low, even if those spectators didn't believe it, they would deliberately abduct him to Geng Er's stall to get a little joy.

"The blind Taoist on the other side looks at you as if you killed his parents. It's getting more and more ruthless." Dahei came back from delivering the goods, and reminded his second father while eating soju mixed with soybeans.

"You're wrong, he can't see me."

"He can clearly see you!"

"It's not easy for someone so old to make a living, so you can just pretend he can't see us."

"That old man probably isn't a good character to match."

"As long as he doesn't mess with me, I don't care about him." Geng Er had already felt the malice from the other side, and didn't take it to heart. Because of Chuan Shan, he had never liked the blind old man, and he didn't even bother to talk to him. take care of.

"I took the little idiot out for a walk, he is getting fatter and more active now." Dahei looked at the little idiot who was holding a small bowl and buried himself in eating fruit, and bumped him deliberately.

The little idiot raised his head and stretched out his hand, "Ah, eat."

"I don't want to eat your saliva!" Dahei grabbed the idiot's belt in one bite, planning to take him for a stroll outside the city.

The little idiot held the small bowl and calmly let Dahei walk away with him in his mouth.This is not the first time, he is not afraid anymore.

Geng Er saw that the little idiot was taken away by Da Hei, so he only told them to come back for dinner at night, and left them alone.

"Hey, I said little fat man, you are so good at calculating, why don't you show your fortune to those rich and powerful? How much money can you make here?" An old fortune-teller who had already disliked him came to chat with Geng Er .

Geng Er is ashamed to say that he has been quietly invited many times, has entered the doors of many rich and powerful families, sold a lot of door charms, and made a lot of unscrupulous money, but this can't be said clearly, so he just smiled.

The old fortune teller glanced at him up and down, as if he had understood something, he nodded and said: "That's right, you look like this, if you were a little thinner, you wouldn't even be able to stay on this street, it would take you two days It can be caught in the mansion, and if it is delivered to the door, then don’t even think about it.”

Geng Er, "..."

"What did your brother do today? He left you here alone."

Geng Er said earnestly: "Practice." In the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice, he was looking for subordinates for his younger brother.

The old fortune teller twitched his cheeks, the whole family of Daredevil lovers are in this business, no wonder they are so clever.

"Hey, let me say, don't compete with us here, your stall is here, we old guys haven't opened for a long time, you are trying to kill people."

Geng Er is an honest man, so he said directly: "Who told you to let those little bastards blackmail me."

"...So you're trying to trick us on purpose?" The old fortune-teller's face collapsed, and now those little bastards are closer to Geng Er than their own parents, so they ran to ask if they would meet today. good thing.The only one who successfully blackmailed Wang Jia is still in prison.

Dahei was not there, no one stopped him, Geng Er nodded upon hearing this.

The old fortune teller almost spat out a mouthful of blood.Is this little fat man too sincere, or is he deliberately angry with him?

"You, you... little fat man, do the math, when will the world be in chaos?" the old fortune teller suddenly asked.

"It's messed up."

"Then you can figure out if something will happen to us in Xinjing?"

Geng Er squinted at him, "You don't know how to count yourself?"

The old fortune-teller said cheekily, "I'll test and test whether you are accurate."

"The number of refugees in the city has tripled in just five days."

"You mean...?"

Geng Er looked up at the sky, how did he know if something would happen to Xinjing?He didn't see anything, but now he has also learned to pretend when he doesn't know, and the other party will naturally explain himself.

The old fortune teller looked at Geng Er, nodded thoughtfully, and then left.

Two days later, the number of fortune-tellers and Fengshui readers in Xinjing dropped by half.

Chuanshan wasn't sure if he would face Patriarch Qingyun now, but no matter what, he planned to make complete preparations first.

Geng Er followed him to visit the Hu Mansion from time to time, while arranging formations, he made various comments on the inner courtyard of the Hu Mansion.

And just during this period of time, a strange thing happened in Hu's house, that is, Hu Yu's original wife suddenly regained her youth, and she looked like a young lady, which shocked the whole Hu's house.

Not to mention the other servants and guards of the Hu mansion, but only Hu Yu's concubine, that's really envious, jealous and hateful, all kinds of vitriolic words kept coming out, and they almost didn't point out that Mrs. Hu was transformed from a goblin, come here It's a disaster for the master.

And these rumors were more or less spread outside the mansion, but before Mrs. Hu showed off in front of the wives of the officials, most of these rumors were regarded as jokes and no one paid special attention to them.

Also, Hu Yu was worried about his only son, and he also felt a little fresh about the original wife who had regained his youth, so he spoke out to defend Mrs. Hu, saying that it was the elixir bestowed by the immortal elder that made Mrs. Hu lucky today.

As soon as they heard that Mrs. Hu got the elixir, many people in the Hu family became active.

How many elixir are there?To convince them that Hu Yu gave the elixir to his old wife instead of taking it himself, they would not believe it, not even his son Hu Jixiao.

Others dare not directly ask Hu Yu, but Hu Jixiao is brave.

Hearing his son asking if he still had any elixir, Hu Yu tried his best to block it.There was only one elixir left, how could he be willing to give it to others, even his only son.

Hu Yu also wanted to take the elixir immediately, but thinking of the reaction of the courtiers, he was worried that there would be another disturbance, so he had to suppress that desire for the time being.

And does Hu Jixiao believe that his father really has no elixir?

Hu Jixiao sneered, turned around and went to his mother's room.He has to think about it with his mother.

Putting aside the fact that Hu Yu and his son were separated because of the elixir, and saying that Geng Er went to the Hu mansion a few times, he began to wonder how Hu Yu had married so many wives, why Hu Jixiao had only one son.And Hu Jixiao also married his wife desperately, but there was no one who laid eggs.

Chuanshan said that these two people did too many bad things, so they were cut off by God.

Geng Er didn't believe it, so he secretly showed both Hu Yu and his son the body, and when they came back, they said it was because of the loss of semen.Hu Yuneng had Hu Jixiao, a son who was well taken care of at the beginning, and was lucky to get him.As for Hu Jixiao, it was too early to start meat, his body was hollowed out long ago, he had no foundation at birth, and he ruined it the day after tomorrow, even if he made up for it afterwards, it would be too late.

Poor Hu Yu and his son didn't know that their palace was being wandered around like a vegetable market, and all the little secrets of the palace fell into the eyes of others, and even the secrets of his father and son who could not be seen were fully seen by others. Light.

The formation gradually took shape, and then Geng Er no longer went to the Hu Mansion, only Chuan Shan went to do some finishing work.

On the second day of April, in the west city street.

Geng Er looked at the big man sitting silently next to him, and felt that his mood was a bit wrong.

"What's wrong?"

Chuanshan raised his hand to rub his head, and then took him into his arms.

Geng Er was used to being hugged by him, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong, and completely ignored the eyes of passers-by.

"Hu Yu has a small village eight miles outside the city." Chuan Shan said.

"What's so special about this villa?"

Chuanshan grabbed Geng Er's hand, and said after a while: "The refugees outside the west city are selling their children and daughters in order to survive. I went around a few times and bought a lot of children and sent them to Songlin. Then... I heard a rumor that there are a lot of old kidnappers in Xinjing, who specialize in abducting children under the age of 12, and many children have disappeared like this.”

"Oh?"

"It's not just the children of refugees, but also the children of civilians inside and outside the city. If they grow up well, they can be easily abducted."

"Are those children..."

Chuanshan's eyes were fierce, "I followed a kidnapper and after several attempts, I finally found that villa. There were nearly 300 children living in that village, the oldest was only twelve or thirteen years old, and the youngest Only three or four years old!"

"What does Hu Yu want these children to do?"

"Longevity."

"What?"

"The old thief listened to what a Taoist said, harvested the essence and yin of boys and girls, and used the flesh and blood of these children as medicine to make dragon and tiger pills."

Geng Er shivered.Although Hu Yu and his son are human beings, their actions are no different from demons.Harvesting young children, using the flesh and blood of young children to refine elixirs, few even demon cultivators are willing to do this.

"There are a lot of bones buried in the back mountain of Zhuangzi. Hu Yu and his son not only used those children as medicine, but also..." Chuanshan couldn't continue.

Geng Erfan held his hand.

"The wandering Taoist has been with Hu Yu for seven years, and how long has it been since they came to the south? I searched for that Taoist's soul, and Hu Yu also has such a Zhuangzi outside the old capital."

"They should be damned." Geng Er was so sure for the first time.

Chuan Shan said coldly, "Dead? That's too cheap for those beasts."

Chuanshan grabbed Geng Er's hand and repeated Mosuo, as if to make sure that Geng Er was still by his side, "I destroyed that Zhuangzi, and killed all the animals inside, but many of those children have been tortured to the point of dying. Take a breath. Two, help me, save them. Even if the heavens punish..."

"Let's bear it together." Geng Er said earnestly, then got up immediately, "Where are those children?"

A month later, Wang Songlin entered Xinjing disguised as a businessman and found Geng Er's stall.

"Big Brother, Second Brother Geng." Wang Songlin sat down in front of the stall.

Chuanshan opened his eyes, he was leaning against his second turtle to bask in the sun, the sun was very nice today, it was rare for him to take a break from his busy schedule.

"Has everything been arranged for the villagers of Dayan and those children?"

Wang Songlin nodded with a smile, and gave a general account of the development during this period.

Geng Er was holding a medicinal herb for the little idiot to recognize, while listening to the conversation between the two of them.

"What do you want to tell me today?" Chuanshan sat up straight, took out a teapot and cup from under the table, and poured them for Wang Songlin.

Wang Songlin hurriedly said no.

"Fool, drinking this tea is good for you. Your second brother just brewed it, and one or two tea leaves can sell for ten taels of gold. It's still thinned out. Yours is the original juice."

Wang Songlin wiped his sweat. He was in awe of this magical wife and brother, and he always couldn't let go in front of him. He thanked Geng Er immediately, took the teacup and drank it slowly. Can't help but praise: "good tea!"

of course.Geng Er gave him a proud little look.

Wang Songlin was reluctant to finish his drink quickly, and took a small sip, "The city lord sent us a message that we should lie in wait near the capital, and when he invades Nanxi, we should work together inside and outside to take down the capital."

"I know that, and there is more."

Wang Songlin hesitated for a moment, "The city lord said that sooner rather than later, when the peace talks between Nanxi and Lang Guo are successful, and Lang Guo has time to turn around and deal with the rear with all his strength, we will be in trouble, and many brothers will definitely die by then. So... he It is decided that in the near future, as soon as Hu Yu proposes peace, he will launch an all-out attack in the name of righteousness, and directly invade Nanxi in one go."

Chuan Shan had almost expected his brother to have such a plan, looked at Wang Songlin, and asked directly, "What are you worried about?"

"Lang Country has demons to help out, and their formations are very powerful. Brother Taohua and Fourteenth Brother said that they will not directly attack the army of ordinary people, nor will they directly kill Ming Juezi, because Ming Juezi..."

"It's my enemy." Chuanshan knew what Wang Songlin was doing here today, "You want me to solve Ming Juezi sooner?"

Wang Songlin nodded awkwardly.

Chuan Shan smiled, "Don't worry, Chuan Hai and I have discussed this point. The reason why we don't kill Ming Jue Zi now is because he is still useful."

Wang Songlin was puzzled.

"Lang Guo and Nan Xi are at war now, do you understand?"

Wang Songlin pondered.

Chuanshan said directly: "With Ming Juezi, Nanxi's loss will be even greater. Under the situation that Nanxi refuses to cooperate with Chuanhai to fight against the enemy, the greater the loss of Nanxi, the weaker he becomes. The more beneficial you are. Once Nanxi surrenders to the Lang Kingdom, expressing his willingness to surrender and discuss peace, Chuanhai will have an excuse to invade Nanxi. Wan Sizhe didn't tell you about these things?"

Wang Songlin turned the teacup, "He said it, but I think..."

"You think the people and generals of Nanxi are also from the Xi Dynasty, and you can't bear to sacrifice them under the iron heel of Lang Kingdom like this, right?"

Wang Songlin nodded heavily.

"You hope that Taohua and I can take action directly, kill Ming Juezi and Hu Yu and his son, defeat Lang Guo, and immediately make the world peaceful and the people live and work in peace and contentment, right?"

Wang Songlin didn't dare to nod this time, but his expression said it all.

Chuan Shan patted him on the shoulder, "It's not wrong for you to have this kind of thinking, but have you ever thought that if we intervene, what about the Ming Jue Zi Shimen Qingyun Sect? They have more practitioners than us. It’s true that they can protect Shuanghe City and you in Geng Er, but how big is Xi Dynasty? How can we all take care of it? Once they tear their face apart, regardless of the face of the cultivator and the punishment of heaven, they will provoke wars everywhere in Xi Dynasty, so that they can surpass The power of ordinary people, have you ever thought about how many people will die?"

Geng Er also interjected: "Besides us and the Qingyun faction, there are many cultivators on this planet. Once the cultivators are involved in ordinary people's wars, the entire planet will suffer in the end. When the time comes, the dead people and the dead creatures will be killed. I'm afraid one Xi Dynasty can't fill it up. Believe me, I don't know how many times as long as you live, and I have seen this kind of thing a lot on other planets."

Sweat began to drip from Wang Songlin's forehead.

Geng Er saw how pitiful he was, and poured him another cup of tea.

Wang Songlin said thank you in a low voice, picked up the teacup and drank it in one gulp.

"Big Brother, Second Brother Geng, I was wrong, I thought too simply."

"It's okay, there must be a lot of people who think like you, just remember to pass the words back." Chuanshan didn't blame his brother-in-law. He had longed for someone with strength to save him before.

"Don't worry, Nanxi is almost unable to hold on anymore. They have already secretly contacted Lang Guo to beg for peace. As soon as Ming Juezi comes to Nanxi, it's time for me to settle the score with him."

Wang Songlin left with guilt and a sense of relief. The entire Nanxi Rebel Army depended on him to command, and it was not easy for him to come here today.

Ten days after Wang Songlin left, the gangster Wang Jia was also released.He was locked up for only two months because he did not cause substantial harm.

As soon as Wang Jia came out, he went to look for Geng Er and asked him if Zhang Miaomiao had come to see him.

Geng Er honestly shook his head.

"It's been a long time since she came to your place. She definitely doesn't like me. That's right. I don't care if I want money or land. It's no wonder she'll take a fancy to me." Wang Jia was very depressed, squatting on the ground. Everyone on the ground seemed to have lost their souls.

Geng Er saw that he was pitiful, and poked him, "Hey, have you noticed that there are a lot of refugees in Xinjing these days?"

Wang Jia rolled his eyes, "I care so much!"

"Maybe the eldest brother of the Zhang family is worried that my sister will meet bad people when she comes out. I heard that many bad things have happened during this time."

Wang Jia cheered up, turned over and squatted on Geng Er's table, stared at him and asked, "Tell me, what happened in the city during the time when I went to pay tribute?"

"Robbery, abduction, theft, rape, Zhang Baihu and the others have been very busy these days. Do you want to help? I heard that the Bingmasi Yamen is temporarily recruiting people to maintain law and order in the city."

Wang Jia pointed to his nose and said with a sneer, "Let me go to be a soldier? You're joking! They definitely won't want me."

Geng Er signaled him to get off the table.

"Why? I'm squatting here to save face!"

"You're affecting my business."

"You kid has become more courageous after not seeing you for a few days! Be careful, I will beat you up."

"If you dare to beat me, my brother will beat you."

"I'm afraid of him?! Let him try it out. Don't think that he can walk sideways if he can fight. In this capital, besides his big fists, he also has to rely on his connections. I'll pull him more than 100 horses. I'll see how he does." Beat me?"

Geng Er pursed his lips, suddenly, "Eh? You will... be a great general in the future?"

"……What?"

"Really, I saw it." Geng Er also wondered, how could such a shameless and rascal person be able to be the general of the sea?But he did see clearly just now.

"..." Wang Jia opened his mouth as wide as he wanted.After the shock, he was depressed again. What does the little fatty's unbelievable expression mean?

Fang Wu gnawed on the oil cake and suddenly appeared from the side, "Boss, so you can be a great general, as expected I have a good vision."

"That's right, the little fat god is very accurate. He said that if you can become a general in the future, you will definitely be a general. General, we will mess with you in the future. You can't abandon the brat!" The other two gangsters also popped up.

Wang Jia jumped down from the table and slapped each of them, "What nonsense are you talking about! If I can become a general, smoke will rise from the graves of my ancestors."

"Boss, don't believe me."

"That's right, you can't help but believe what Little Fatty said, he's amazing!"

Wang Jia looked left and right at Geng Er, doubtful on his face, "I can really be a great general?"

Geng Er nodded.

Wang Jia touched his chin, and suddenly waved his hand, "Come on, little ones, let's go to Bing Ma Si to sign up to be a soldier. The city is in such a mess, we must first protect the big girls and young wives in the city from going to the streets." Something will happen."

"Boss is mighty!" The two gangsters shouted in unison, pulling Wang Jia and Fang Wu and rushing towards the Yamen, "Let's go, let's go to be a soldier, wow, I finally have a day to be an official! "

Seeing Wang Jia and the others leaving, Geng Er suddenly laughed twice.

It feels so good to be a magic stick, hehehe!It's a pity that such fun days are coming to an end.

Hu Yu was terrified of being beaten, and wanted to keep the last glory and wealth, so he sent an envoy to beg for a watch from the Lang Kingdom, saying that he was willing to submit to the Lang Kingdom as a vassal state. Any country starts a war.

Lang Guo readily agreed, and proposed that Hu Yu need to compensate Lang Guo 500 million taels of silver, 5 taels of gold, [-] dans of grain and grass, [-] bolts of high-quality silk, [-] catties of high-quality tea, [-] beauties, and Hundreds of other jewelry treasures.

Apart from returning the gold to [-] yuan, Hu Yu secretly agreed to all other conditions.

The secret negotiation between Hu Yu and Lang Guo naturally couldn't escape the eyes of Chuanshan.

Hu Yu's biggest headache now is how to persuade some important ministers and generals in the court when signing the peace agreement, and how to appease and suppress Nanxi's public opinion. Although he can blame all the faults on the little emperor, anyone with a discerning eye knows The little emperor is an idiot, and it is his regent Hu Yu who really controls the government!

Hu Yu wanted to be an emperor almost to the point of madness, but no matter how crazy he was, he would not dare to bear the infamy of treachery, unless he only wanted to be an emperor for three days or something.Therefore, he must conceal the fact that he actively begged for a peace agreement, and he must turn the peace agreement from a crime of treason into a credit for saving the country.

But at this time, Hu Yu didn't know that Chuanshan had already managed to instigate his confidant - the envoy he secretly sent to Langguo to negotiate a peace.

The content of the peace agreement is certain, and Ming Juezi personally brought the peace agreement to Nanxi for Lingshi Mine and the national treasure star atlas that Hu Yu promised to give him.

According to the news from the Fourteenth Brother and Chuanshan Compass, Ming Juezi should have arrived in Xinjing, but they haven't seen him in the Hu Mansion for two days.

Originally, Geng Er and Chuan Shan had already made an appointment. As soon as Ming Juezi arrived at the Hu Mansion, they would trouble Hu Yu and his son, punish them, vent their anger on Chuan Shan, and then grab Ming Juezi and start a fight with him. The soul search technique directly found the spirit stone mine.

As for Chuanhai's great cause of becoming an emperor, they will help here, and it will all be up to him in the future.

Then, they went to the Lingshi Mine to collect Lingshi, and after that, they went to talk to Qingyun Patriarch.

After Qingyun Patriarch solved it, they can let go of their worries and hunt the blood monsters.

but……

They have a good idea, but no matter how good they think, it depends on whether the enemy is willing to cooperate.

Patriarch Qingyun has lived for thousands of years, and he almost does everything in order to advance and live forever. How can such a person be counted so easily?I'm afraid that the tracking magic weapon Chuanshan gave to Ming Juezi has been discovered by Patriarch Qingyun.

Once Ancestor Qingyun starts to investigate the enemies, they will obviously be the primary suspects who recently appeared in Xinjing, have the name of divine fortune telling, live in a haunted house, and have a mule and a child who are cultivators.

If he and Chuanshan were right, the people sent to test them would arrive soon.

Geng Er crossed his arms, a distracted Patriarch Qingyun was enough to give them a headache, and what about the master who had fallen into the evil way behind him?Can Chuanshan's arrangement really work?

Geng Erchou, if he doesn't want to expose his real body, he has to consider whether to call Taohua to help.But is Taohua's favor so good and bad?

The little idiot looked up at Geng Er, and imitated him by folding his arms.

Geng Er tilted his head to look at him, but unfortunately this thug is too young and too weak to be useful at all!

"Tsk, she is indeed a beautiful woman who is all over the world. Although she looks a little stupid, she is still good for training." A fan was stretched under Geng Er's chin.