Jumping beam clown mixed history

"Who are you?" Geng Er looked at the person coming, and stretched out his hand to push away the black bone fan that pretended to be romantic.

"My surname is Wu, a businessman from Fujian, little beauty, do you have any sisters?" The visitor revealed his true purpose after a few words.

"Do you want to find out whether you are destined to marry a wife? Reach out." After months of training, Geng Er has already gained some experience in dealing with these hooligans or delinquents.

Like the one surnamed Wu, he is probably a lecherous person who is romantic but not obscene, and judging from his asking if he has any sisters, he should not have to worry about the other party's chrysanthemums turning into morning glory.

Usually the person who wants to get his chrysanthemum, the jealous little devil in his family, will make the other party's chrysanthemum unlucky for three months, and the morning glory is the mildest one.

The man surnamed Wu stretched out his hand, and Geng Er touched it lightly.

Suddenly, Geng Er frowned slightly, and looked at the man surnamed Wu in surprise, "You are the person behind Fang Wu? Do you know..."

"Get out of the way! My lord has something to do." With a yell, two servants in green clothes and horned hats stepped forward and pushed the man surnamed Wu away.

Geng Er's words were interrupted.

The man frowned, and was about to turn his face to scold him, but when he saw another person, he took a step back quietly, turned his body sideways and remained silent.

"Are you that thick-earth fortune teller?" The middle-aged man who walked out from behind the two servants asked Geng Er with disbelief in his eyes.

Geng Er glanced at him, "It's me, who are you?"

The middle-aged man sized him up, and soon an ambiguous expression of "I see" appeared on his face.

"Pack up your things, come with me." The middle-aged man ordered as a matter of course.

Geng Er glanced at him again, and then at the two servants, "The Prince Regent's Mansion?" Sure enough, he came to him.

The middle-aged man put away his contemptuous expression slightly, "Oh? How did you figure it out..."

"Don't count, just look at the decorations on your clothes. You came just in time, and you are going to find your lord. However, since you came to invite me, let's make it clear that Xiaodao generally doesn't come to help people tell fortunes. If you need Xiaodao Come to the door in person, and the fee for asking the hexagrams should not be less than a hundred taels of gold, would you like to?"

"One hundred taels of gold? Who do you think you are? You alone..."

"Your master is asking about state affairs, and only I can tell him whether he can be emperor." Geng Er interrupted him very bluntly.

The middle-aged man turned pale with shock, and immediately asked his servant to drive away the crowd of onlookers around him.

But it was too late, Geng Er's words had already been heard by many people watching the excitement secretly, and the man surnamed Wu was one of them.

Geng Er carried the white banner on his shoulder, took the little idiot's hand, turned his head and asked the middle-aged man: "Hey, do you want to go?"

The middle-aged man stepped back silently, "Please."

The man surnamed Wu frowned deeply when he saw Geng Er leaving with the child and the servants of the Hu family.

"Shaohua?" A deep voice mixed with surprise sounded beside him.

Wu Shaohua turned around, "Are you...?" At first glance, he did not dare to recognize each other.

Chuanshan was overjoyed and grabbed Wu Shaohua's arm, "You're still alive! That's great! I've been looking for you, God finally has eyes. Where's Li Xiong? Is he still alive? You have contact with him huh? Where are you staying now?"

"Li Xiong is still alive. Ever since he heard the news about Wang Tou, he has led people to flee there. I have been in touch with him all the time. Now we are divided into two ends. He goes to Shuanghe City, and I stay in the capital. Now I I live in Old Wu’s Shop on Nanmenli Street.” Wu Shaohua told all the secrets that he shouldn’t have, as if being bewitched.

When he finished speaking, he was already in a cold sweat, "You are... Chuanshan?"

Wu Shaohua still couldn't believe his eyes, "You're not dead? You... I'm not dreaming, am I?"

"Haha! I still have something to do now. I have to go and see my wife. I can't let him suffer. So, I'll go to you tonight, and then we'll have a good chat. Wait!" Something flashed in Chuanshan's heart However, it seemed that he touched something, but he was not so sure.

"Well, if I can't find you tonight, you go to this person, this is a token." Chuan Shan pondered for a moment and handed a paper talisman to Wu Shaohua, and told him the contact address.

"I think you and Sizhe must get along very well."

"Sizhe? Wan Sizhe from Shuanghe City?" Wu Shaohua whispered in surprise.

Chuan Shan smiled and waved to him, "You'll know when you see him."

Until Chuanshan disappeared in the street corner driving the mule cart, Wu Shaohua still felt that he was dreaming.He actually saw Luo Chuanshan who was said to have died in Lang Country long ago!And why did he say everything at once?

Wu Shaohua looked at the yellow paper talisman folded into a paper crane in his hand, and squeezed it hard.He said that the name of the leader of Shuanghe City sounded very familiar, Luo Chuanhai... Isn't it Chuanshan's younger brother?

Hall of King Hu's Mansion.

Geng Er noticed that there were already five people sitting in the hall before he came, and these five people even included the blind Taoist priest who often looked at him fiercely.

Except for the blind Taoist priest, the other four also have their own characteristics, some seem to be immortal, some look obscene, there is an old woman with strange patterns painted on her face, and a middle-aged man who looks like a peasant. people.

"Everyone brought?" A majestic voice came from behind the screen in the hall.

"Yes." The middle-aged man who brought Geng Er replied.

"You go down."

The middle-aged man and the servants in the hall heard the order and left the hall together.

A person walked out from behind the screen. This person looked like a door visitor. Although he saw the six people in the hall with slight disdain, he still said politely: "Everyone, please have some tea. I, Yan Ruliu, are ordered by Prince Zhongyi to invite you all to come and have a drink." Syria."

The other five people returned their gifts respectively, Geng Er grabbed the dim sum on the table and gave one to the idiot on his lap, and stuffed one in his own mouth.Fortunately, it is King Hu's Mansion, this dim sum is exquisite and delicious.

Yan Ruliu glanced at him and clapped his hands.

A servant came out of the hut, took out a plate of gold ingots and put them on the table beside Yan Ruliu.

"I don't want to say too many polite words. I invite you to come here just to ask about the fate of the country. Please don't lie and tell me straight. Now, please enter the inner hall behind the screen after listening to the announcement. My prince is here Waiting for you later."

I don't know how the order was arranged, but the first one to be invited to the back was the simple fortune teller who looked like a farmer.

Geng Er left the puppet made by Chuanshan in place, played a trick, and slipped into the small hall behind with the idiot in his arms.

As soon as he found a place to stand, he was patted on the shoulder, and Chuan Shan also came.

When the little idiot saw Hu Xiaoji, he immediately buried his face in Geng Er's arms, obviously hating him very much.

Geng Er would not coax him, but only patted him on the back.The idiot held him tighter.

Seeing the little idiot like this, Chuanshan couldn't help wondering whether Hu Yu and his son had suffered a lot for the little idiot, and he felt very uncomfortable at the moment.Now he sees that the little idiot is no different from his own son, and when he sees the people who bullied him before, how can he bear it.

Chuanshan bounced the nun's ears, and the consciousness sent it directly into his mind, bringing a little shocking voice to him, "You are emperor, afraid of him! See how you Master and the second master can beat him !"

The little idiot's body trembled, and for no reason, he was much less afraid of that terrible person, and he turned around slowly at that moment.

Chuanshan rubbed his head vigorously, "In the future, with Master around, no one can bully you."

The little idiot looked at him, then at Hu Jixiao, then at Geng Er, scratched his little face, and then returned to the state of daze.

Chuanshan nodded in satisfaction, which seemed to be the case.

In Geng'er's eyes, Hu Xiaoji didn't see anything special, he was just a wan who looked like those walking dogs and birds in the capital!Almost a son of a son.If there is something different about him, it would be that his murderous spirit is stronger than that of ordinary sons, obviously he has killed some people with his own hands.

"Very disappointed?" Chuan Shan asked in Geng Er's ear after staring at Hu Xiaoji with a cold smile.

"Is he the enemy who drove you so badly?" Geng Er had a strange expression on his face.

Chuan Shan knew what he was thinking at once, and said with an angry smile: "Don't look down on others so much. Although Hu Xiaoji is a dude, he is powerful and powerful, and his brain is not too bad. His father is even more shameless, and often shameless people are the most difficult to deal with. He doesn't care about those superficial ones, and directly uses his power to hit people, and the king's head is planted in the hands of this kid."

"That's right. People who want to save face usually don't go out to look for a fortune teller to come to his house to see the fortune of the country. You see, his father, Hu, has a good face, so he can only hide in the dark room and eavesdrop. At this point, Geng Er paused and asked, "Have you seen your acquaintance?"

"I see you." Chuanshan sighed in his ear, "Your divine consciousness told me to come quickly, and you said that you would see someone you know. I wondered who it was, but I didn't expect it to be Shaohua."

Geng Er heard Chuan Shan talk about Wu Shaohua and Li Xiong, and knew that they were his dead brothers, "Do you know what your brother is doing in the capital?"

"How?"

"He moved around Xinjing under the pseudonym Wu Xinyuan, and got involved with a large number of gangsters and coolies, waiting to give Hu Yu and his son a knife if necessary. Li Xiong had already brought a group of people to join Wang Biao. The two made an appointment in the future The inside and the outside broke Xinjing."

"That's right, this kid is still as thoughtful as before. Shaohua is more thoughtful, and most people can't play with him. If my brother wants to subdue him, I'm afraid I have to spend a lot of effort."

"Aren't you going to show up?"

"Wu Shaohua obeys me, but not my younger brother. But in the future, my younger brother will be the emperor, not me." Chuanshan smiled slyly. If Wu Shaohua saw Chuanhai's superficial set and thought he was a stupid student, he would definitely suffer a big loss.Even Wan Sizhe is not easy to mess with.

"Then have you found Ming Jue Zi?" Geng Er poked him.

Chuanshan nodded with a strange expression.

"how?"

"Ancestor Qingyun is also here, and he brought a few helpers. According to them, the purpose of going out this time is to eliminate demons and defend the way."

"Uh, is this magic finger you?"

"It's us." Chuanshan corrected him, "We are a family, even if you don't practice demons, you are still demons if you follow demons."

Geng Er kicked him, "Then do you know why they brought me here? Are we exposed?"

"No, they are just probing. In the past two days, they have searched all the practitioners in the city and nearby for a radius of [-] miles. It happened that Hu Yu and his son wanted to find a fortune teller to find out the secret of heaven, so they asked him to call you over. .”

"Then shall we expose it to them today?"

"It's better to hit the sun than choose the day. Anyway, if we want to deal with them, let's do it today."

"Uh, are you sure?" Geng Er was a little cautious, "they have more people coming this time, I think we should either avoid today and deal with Ming Jue Zi when he is ordered, or we can practice again After a few years, how about going to Patriarch Qingyun after your cultivation has surpassed the distraction stage?"

Chuanshan looked at him speechlessly.

Geng Er said confidently: "There are many of them! Ancestor Qingyun's cultivation level is higher than yours! Huh? What is that person doing?"

The two looked at each other together.

During the conversation between the two, the farmer had already entered the topic with the superior Hu Jixiao.

The farmer lit a stick of incense, took a deep breath of the smoke, closed his eyes and sat down on the ground with his head bowed.

"He's asking about heaven." Chuanshan said, "This man is quite famous in Xinjing. It is said that his family has been asking his master for generations. Asking a master is a person who asks about heaven, and anyone who asks about heaven must sacrifice his first child to sacrifice to heaven. In exchange for God's favor."

"How could he be willing?" Geng Er was startled.

"In the eyes of these people, if one can obtain extraordinary power, what is a child? What's more, their gods don't ask the concubines, and those who ask the heavens just need to find a servant girl to have a child. Such a child is born as a sacrifice. , until the final sacrifice, they don't even know how to look at it, so how can they cherish it?"

"Bad guy!" Geng Er despised the farmer.

The little idiot who hadn't responded suddenly pointed to his master, and opened his mouth and said, "Dirty... black..."

Chuanshan and Geng Er watched him together.

Chuan Shan unfolded his consciousness and looked at the asking teacher, then sneered: "Oh, a bunch of ghosts are haunting him, no wonder the idiot wants to call him dirty."

Hu Jixiao saw that the farmer had entered the situation, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Will this peace negotiation be successful?"

Asked the master raised his head to ask about the state of the sky, then lowered his head after a while, and replied in a strange voice: "Yes."

Hu Jixiao lifted his spirits, leaned forward, and continued to ask, "After the peace talks, will Langguo start a dispute with us again within 20 years?"

After another moment, I asked my master and answered, "No."

An uncontrollable smile appeared on Hu Jixiao's face, "Let me ask you again, my Hu family can sit in the river..."

"Cough!" A cough came from somewhere.

Hu Jixiao stopped asking, and snorted dissatisfiedly, what else is there to cover up at this moment?It's his father who is scruples about this and that, if he were, he would have...

Hu Jixiao had no choice but to follow his father's instructions, and changed the way of asking: "What is the location of my Hu family's ancestral grave?"

This time it took a little longer to ask the master to ask the sky, and Hu Jixiao frowned.

Seeing that a stick of incense had burned to the end, the master asked hoarsely and replied: "The tiger crouches on the dragon, the dragon and the tiger fight."

"What do you mean?" Hu Jixiao asked, this sounded good, but why did he feel something was wrong?Dragon and tiger fight?Who is the dragon?Who is Tiger?Who wins in the end?

"...Pfft!" Asked the master a mouthful of blood, opened his eyes, his whole body seemed to be stunned, and said with difficulty: "Returning to the lord, I can only ask the master three times a month, but the questions the lord asks are all related to the matter." The fate of the country, I spy too much, I have been punished by heaven just now, and I will not be able to ask heaven again for at least five years, please forgive me. Cough cough cough!"

Hu Jixiao didn't believe in the idea of ​​punishment by heaven at all, but seeing his master vomit blood like he didn't want money, he could only wave his hand and let him go down.

Geng Er looked admiringly at his master and asked his master to leave the small hall, "Is this person already prepared? He vomits blood whenever something goes wrong?"

Chuan Shan said, "There are ways to ask Master."

"But Heaven didn't punish him, I can feel it." Geng Er scratched his head.

"If he doesn't want to smash his own signboard, and he doesn't want to die in Hu's house, he can only be punished by heaven."

"I just said that his blood was prepared long ago!" Geng Er highly praised Mr. Wen's acting skills.

Chuan Shan touched his earlobe and blew into his ear, "Look later, one will be more exciting than the other."

The second person who came in was the old woman with strange patterns painted on her face.

Geng Er immediately looked at Chuan Shan, hoping that he could tell the story of the old woman.

Chuanshan lived up to his expectations, taking advantage of him a little while explaining: "The old woman is called Li Po, a wizard of the La ethnic group, because she was saved by Wei Li, Shangshu of the Ministry of Punishment, she agreed to go to Xinjing with him to work for ten years. But Li Po has always only worked for the Wei family, Hu Yu and his son were able to invite her this time, I don’t know how much pressure they secretly put on Wei Li.”

"Who is Wei Li from?"

"He is no one, that person is just a weed, whoever is strong will fall."

Hu Jixiao asked the same question again.

Li Po reached into a small black pot while answering the question.

"There's a bug inside." Geng Er whispered.

"What's so special about it?"

"I don't know, it's a bit weird. That bug seems to have some skills."

"Have you turned on your wits?"

"Half and half... Ah, I know what this bug is? This Li Po is lying. That bug is called a beetle, which is also commonly known as a bookworm. It can't help her with supernatural powers at all."

Every time Li Po put her hand into the small black pot, her body would shake violently, her eyes would turn white, and occasionally she would foam at the mouth.

Hu Jixiao looked very nervous, the first two questions, Li Po's answer was exactly the same as that of the Master.

When Hu Jixiao asked the third question, Granny Li suddenly yelled sadly, "Dragon! The dragon soars to the heavens!" and then fell to the ground convulsing all over.

Geng Er... his mouth opened into a circle.

The little idiot hugged his neck and stared blankly at the crazy Li Po, as if a little frightened?

Chuanshan hugged one big and one small, continued to watch the play with a smile on his face.

The third one is a fairy-like person, and the fourth one is an obscene and vulgar person. The two showed their magical powers in front of Hu Jixiao, and their mouths turned up and down.

It's a pity that Geng Er has sharp eyes, and he can tell at a glance that both of them are liars, and most of what they say is ambiguous, and they are trying their best to say good things according to Hu Jixiao's intention.

The fifth person who came in was the blind Taoist priest.

When Chuanshan saw the face and image of the Taoist priest, he subconsciously felt uncomfortable.

"You know him?" Geng Er felt Chuan Shan's mood fluctuate.

Chuan Shan stared at the Taoist priest, "I don't think this blind Taoist priest is pleasing to the eye."

"Do you still remember the blind Taoist priest who told you fortune?"

"You think it's him? It's a pity that I was too young at the time, so I can't remember clearly. I only remember the ginkgo eyes. If you look at the eyes alone, they really look alike." Chuan Shan began to feel itchy.

The blind Taoist priest was the least fancy among the five. After entering, he bowed in Hu Jixiao's direction and sat down quietly.

"My king heard that your fortune-telling is very effective."

"Fate is determined by the sky, but it can change in a single thought. I don't dare to say that fortune-telling is effective."

"Do you think my Hu family has the luck of being an emperor?" Hu Jixiao unexpectedly asked directly.

The blind Taoist was quite calm, as if he had expected Hu Jixiao to ask this question, "My lord, please extend your hand."

"Touching the bones? Then you can touch and see what the fate of this king is." Hu Jixiao made a look of indifference, and stretched out his left hand.

After about a cup of tea, the blind Taoist let go of Hu Jixiao's hand, "Excuse me, my lord."

Hu Jixiao said his horoscope.

The blind Taoist figured it out for a moment, and said, "The king's life should have been full of glory and wealth for the rest of his life, and his bones have mutated, which is the appearance of a fish leaping over a dragon's gate. It's a pity..."

"What's the pity?" Hu Jixiao's expression first became happy and then turned ugly.

"It's a pity to commit a villain. If it can't be eliminated, it will definitely hinder the trend of bone transformation."

Hu Jixiao stood up abruptly, "Who is the villain you are talking about?"

The blind Taoist tapped twice on the table with his fingers, his long and narrow ginkgo eyes looked extremely vicious, and the man said slowly: "The poor Taoist is not strong enough to figure out who the prince hit the villain, but the poor Taoist is not good enough, but Someone will be able to figure it out."

"...Who are you talking about?"

The blind Taoist smiled, "This man has become quite famous in Beijing recently, not only because he is extremely accurate in fortune-telling, but also looks like a heavenly being."

"Oh? You said that person has a heavenly appearance?" Hu Jixiao instinctively moved.

"Yes, and Rupindao's calculation is correct, that person is among the six fortune-tellers today, the prince will know it immediately."

Geng Er gritted his teeth, "I want to beat him too, what should I do?"

"I prophesied that he would be unlucky until death."

"You prophesied?" Geng Er looked back at Chuan Shan, and was startled when he turned around.

Chuanshan hugged his wife and child, and smiled sinisterly, "In the inheritance of the Houtumen, there is a special kind of talisman. It's not the kind of talisman you taught me, but the talisman that mainly focuses on spells."

"Uh, you learned it?"

"I just learned one, and I learned it specially."

"What kind?"

"Exorcism."

Geng Er felt wrong, "Casting this kind of spell will also affect your own luck, not good."

"You forgot, I am a demon. The demon is meant to harm people."

"Don't talk nonsense, it's just that the cultivation method is different. Daoist cultivators absorb the aura of the world, while demonic cultivators absorb it. The world has Yin and Yang to form a world. If there are only cultivators who absorb spiritual energy in a place, and there is no demonic cultivator who can balance negative energy, then This place will become barren faster than Thick Saturn."

"But what if I really want to make him unlucky?"

Geng Er hesitated for a while.

Chuan Shan glanced at him, "You don't want to beat him up? Xiao Dai, do you think we should teach that blind Taoist a lesson?"

The little idiot blinked his eyes slowly, parroting his tongue habitually, "I want..."

Chuan Shan immediately said: "Look, your apprentice also said that he would teach him a lesson."

Geng Er made up his mind, "Actually, there is a more effective method than the lucky charm, and that is... to give him your magic energy."

Chuanshan didn't understand.

Geng Er explained: "Hey, you are a demon cultivator, and what you practice is the chaotic magic art that is most in line with the way of heaven. In other words, the demon energy you usually absorb is also the most negative in the world..."

Chuanshan understood, "I kindly gave him the magic energy that is so important to me, hoping it will be good for him. But if he really has no blessing to enjoy it, then I have nothing to do. Eating too much ginseng will kill him." Eat the dead!" Saying this, he gave the blind Taoist priest half a month's magic energy essence.

The blind Taoist felt an indescribable depression and madness suddenly hit his whole body, and felt extremely sad. Just when Hu Jixiao waved him to leave, the blind Taoist felt unhappy.

what is this?Treat me like a dog?Look down on me?Come and go when you call me?

If he hadn't looked down on me, why would he have found six fortune-tellers, including the young man he hates the most.

What the hell?It's not all a lie!Isn't it just a pretty face?If he was born as good-looking as that boy, how could he be sent up the mountain by his family to become a little Taoist priest?

The blind Taoist priest was thinking about all kinds of unpleasant things in his mind, and they brought them out on his face, but in the end he got up and left without a word of kindness.

Hu Jixiao was also upset, how dare this blind man show his face?what!Immediately ordered the servant to cancel all the rewards given to him.The reason is that his own fortune-telling skill is not enough!

The blind Taoist priest has told countless fortunes for many people, and because of his unrighteous intentions, he has affected the fate of countless people.And because he is good at calculating, others have always suffered from him, and he has not suffered from others.

But good and evil will be rewarded in the end. He probably died without thinking that he would be "gifted" by others, and his mood was affected by the demonic energy. I think he is the worst and most unlucky person in the world.And when he thought this way, what he said and did made his fate really deviate in the direction he thought...

Not to mention how unlucky the blind Taoist priest will be in the future, let's say that it is finally Geng Er's turn to meet Hu Jixiao here.

"Hey, I already feel that someone is watching us secretly. They have seen through my blindfold, what should we do next?" Geng Er was a little nervous.

Chuanshan seems to have already made a plan, "The Hu family and son are not in a hurry, Chuanhai is still waiting for him to bring the peace agreement to the court for discussion, so that he can have an excuse to invade Nanxi. Let's deal with Patriarch Qingyun and others first."

"Are you sure it has been arranged? Patriarch Qingyun is distracted, if he sees it through..."

Chuanshan deliberately said: "Why don't you have confidence in your formation? And even if the formation is seen through, won't you still be there? Then you will become your original form, and I will wear you. It shouldn't be a big problem to leapfrog the challenge."

Geng Er's face turned blue, "You're planning on me again! Although there are not many cultivators here, you can be sure that there are no well-informed ones? If people recognize my original shape... think about it. That trouble! This time it’s not something you can fool around with just a pair of armor.”

He chuckled vividly, "Don't worry, I don't want you to be snatched away, even if you are targeted. Cowardly turtle, just follow what brother said later, even if you can't kill him, you can trap him to death. "

"Don't let me change my original shape?"

"No change. By the way, are you really the legendary armor?"

Geng Er looked at him one after another, humming and chirping: "I am much better than the legends, they only know a tiny bit of my abilities." Geng Er stroked his little fingernails.

"Oh."

"What's that expression on your face? You don't believe it, do you? You, you...do you just want to wear me all day long, let me protect you, and let me be beaten every day..."

Chuan Shanlang felt an inexplicable pain in his heart, and couldn't help rubbing Geng Er into his arms, "Fool, how can I give up? Of course I know that you are much more powerful and precious than the legendary prison armor. I just ..."

"Curious about what I am." Geng Er pouted.

Chuanshan didn't deny it, and rubbed Geng Er's forehead with his lips, "Every time I practice dual cultivation of spiritual consciousness with you, you keep this piece away from me. I haven't kept anything from you, even when I was a child You know how many times you wet the bed, but I still don’t know your past. I don’t intend to force you, but I also admit that I want to know everything about you, and I don’t want you to hide anything from me.”

"I didn't say I wouldn't let you know, but I was just worried that your state of mind would be affected. If you insist on knowing, and you're not afraid of being affected, then we'll wait... Cough, take your time next time for double cultivation." Geng Er blushed.

Chuanshan swallowed, and couldn't help but want to howl like a wolf, but then he calmed down, and bit Geng Er's ear to explain something.