Jumping beam clown mixed history

"But if you don't rescue him in the valley near your house before noon tomorrow, he will die!"

Old man Zhao staggered, "What did you say!"

Geng Er stopped talking, and Dahei kept biting the hem of his clothes, disgusted with him for revealing the answer too quickly.

"Spiritual calculation?" Old man Zhao's voice trembled, and his attitude softened seven points.

"You are destined to have two male grandchildren and four female grandchildren. But the eldest grandson's life is light, and you need your help to escape the catastrophe. Before noon tomorrow, whether the valley near your home can save your eldest grandson is up to you. Go ahead." " Geng Er saw the old man Zhao, his heart softened, and he said the words again.

Old man Zhao's complexion changed several times, and finally he clenched his fists, and said ruthlessly: "The thick earth is magical... Okay! If what you said is true, I will give you a tael of silver later. If, if you just talk nonsense, it's fine." If you are young and ignorant, I will sue you to the government!"

Old man Zhao was afraid that he would remember wrongly, so he repeatedly confirmed the time and place with Geng Er several times, fearing that he would miss saving his parents and grandchildren tomorrow.

Geng Er refused to speak again this time, and Da Hei would tear off the hem of his clothes from behind.How can a fortune teller say it so clearly?

"You should ask him to give you at least five taels of silver. This old man has a good family, and there is a big tile-roofed house with two entrances in Huxiandong Village." Dahei was not satisfied with the reward.

Geng Er raised his foot and gave it a kick. This kid is more greedy than him.Then he turned to Old Man Zhao and asked, "The mule cart is leaving now? It is the old rule that we are not allowed to whip our big black, and you don't need to send it back specially, it knows its own way."

Old man Zhao paid fifty Wen for the cart, and left in a mule cart in a daze.

He didn't even notice that he didn't tell Dahei where to go, but Dahei seemed to know the way already.

In three months, Dahei has long been familiar with Xinjing and its vicinity.There are not many places to park oxen carts in the city. Every time the villagers of Huxiandong Village drive their carts into the city, they will temporarily deposit their ox carts and luggage with an oil seller who has a relationship with their village near the Waiximen.He just needs to go there to pick up people and pick up goods.

As soon as Dahei and old man Zhao left, the gangster Wang Jia, Fang Wu and four others who had been waiting for a long time wandered over.

"Little Fatty, it's a good start as soon as you come out today." The four of them blocked Geng Er's stall to death.

Geng Er raised his head and looked at them with innocent eyes.

Wang Jia tilted his buttocks, sat down on the square table in the original color of the log, picked his nostrils, flicked his nails, squinted at Geng Er and snorted twice.

Geng Er moved his feet patiently, and tried to move the small stool under his butt back a little.

"I heard old man Zhao say to give you ten taels of silver?"

Geng Er said honestly, "It's one tael, not ten taels."

Wang Jia stretched out his hand, "Where's the silver?"

"Not yet."

"Who are you lying to! Hurry up and hand over the money, you don't want to mess around in Xinjing, do you?"

Geng Er pursed his lips, "You are so fierce..."

Wang Jia almost made him angry, "Your mother, I have already seen that you are still a child, so I didn't do anything to you. How dare you think that I am fierce? Do you believe that I beat you so hard that your father can't even recognize you?" ?”

Geng Er shook his head.I think he offended so many people in the Yunshan Coal Mine back then, and no one beat him, let alone now?

Wang Jia was so angry that he immediately rolled up his sleeves, "You little fat pig, I gave you three points, and you started a dyeing workshop! Will you pay the money? If you don't pay, I will beat you!"

"I only have fifty coins... I have to eat lunch and dinner, and I haven't eaten breakfast yet."

"I don't care if you have eaten or not!" Wang Jia approached Geng Er with a ferocious face, grabbed his lapel, and said ruthlessly, "As long as you tell someone's fortune in Xinjing for one day, you have to obediently pay me money, every day. Twelve!"

The gangster Fang Wu seemed a bit impatient, and tugged on Wang Jia's short jacket, "Ten taels is too much, even if he is killed, he won't be able to hand it over. Fifty taels a day will ensure that he won't make it through the end of the month."

Wang Jia turned and glared at Fang Wu, "You are not allowed to interrupt when I am talking. Are you looking for a beating? Anyway, this kid doesn't intend to hand over fifty taels, so what's the difference between asking him to hand in ten taels and handing in fifty?"

The other two gangsters shouted in unison: "Boss is wise."

Fang Wu twitched the corners of his mouth, folded his arms and looked up at the sky.

"Can you pay?" Wang Jia shook Geng Er's neck.

Geng Er has been trying his best not to let the opponent's little finger touch him.

"Wang Jia! What are you doing?" A loud shout sounded, and a group of patrolling soldiers stopped and glared at them.

Wang Jia immediately let go, patted Geng Er on the head, turned his face and said to the soldiers and horses with a smile on his face: "It's okay, it's okay, we are asking the little fat god to help us figure out when we can get rich, hahaha. "

Geng Er touched his head.Why does everyone like to pat him on the head?Even Dahei likes to bite his head with his mouth wide open and chew his hair secretly.

"If you can make a fortune, I can become a general. Wang Jia, you are good at doing things, don't let me send you to the squad again." The one with the highest official rank in the patrol team warned Wang Jia.

Then the little boss frowned and looked at Geng Er, "When are you going to leave Xinjing?"

Obviously, this is not the first time this Bingma Sibaihu has dealt with Geng Er.

Geng Er sighed, and said with a bitter face: "My brother and I came to Xinjing to look for relatives, but all relatives disappeared. I figured out that they were still alive, but I couldn't figure out where they were. I wanted to seek refuge with another relative, but That relative lives in the north, and the north is so chaotic now, we have no choice but to settle down in Xinjing for the time being, you see our children are still so young, how can they bump on the road.”

This is an excuse that Chuanshan had thought up, and the guides were all prepared, so no one in custody could find out the problem.

Hearing Geng Er mention him, the little idiot raised his little hand and shook the Baihu.This is one of his nirvana.

Sure enough, the Baihu's face became much more relaxed, and they turned to look at Wang Jia, and scolded him: "Don't bully the children."

Wang Jia smiled awkwardly, "No way. When did I, Wang Jia, bully a child? Fatty, tell Brother Zhang, did I bully you?"

Geng Er was about to nod, but Wang Jia hugged his head.

Geng Er smelled the smell of sweat coming from Wang Jia's armpits, and immediately held his breath.This person hasn't showered in about three months, right?The turtle is smoked to death!

Zhang Baihu pointed Wang Jia with his finger, shook his head, looked around with a warning ring at the old bastards at the base of the wall, and left with the other brothers.

As soon as the patrol team of Bingmasi left, Wang Jia immediately glared at Geng Er with squinting eyes and nose.

Geng Er puffed his mouth and held his breath, thinking, what words can most effectively deter this dirty bastard who doesn't like to take a bath but also likes to pick his nose?

"Where's your brother?" Fang Wu asked suddenly.

Geng Er looked at Fang Wu, "My brother and the young master of the Yu family have left the city."

"A fight again?"

"Yeah, earn some hard money."

The corner of Fang Wu's mouth twitched, he didn't think that Geng didn't look like a hard-earned person, and that's why he agreed with Wang Jia to come to trouble Geng Er. He always felt that these two brothers were not as simple as they appeared on the surface. I want to drop by to find out the details of the two of them.

"Where do you live?"

Geng Er was not wary, and replied casually: "The two who are directly behind the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice enter the small courtyard."

"What? Where do you live?" Fang Wu was taken aback.

The other three gangsters including Wang Jia also looked at Geng Er in surprise.

"That haunted courtyard? It turned out to be Liu's old house?"

Geng Er nodded in confusion.Is our house haunted?

"Where do you really live? I heard that the reason why Liu Xiaotang likes to gamble. He gambled until his hand was cut off because he was fascinated by the thousand-year-old ghost in his house. I heard Liu Xiaotang mentioned that he The house was sold to a pair of brothers from other places, are those brothers you?"

Geng Er continued to nod.

"Are you stupid?!" Wang Jia knocked on Geng Er's forehead violently, but missed.

Geng Er dragged the small bench, trying to stay away from this person.

It's a pity that Wang Jia didn't understand his feelings, so he grabbed the small bench under his buttocks and dragged him back, "Do you dare to buy that house? It's such a gloomy place. I heard that someone escaped from the prison of the Ministry of Justice before. Unfortunately, just now When he fled to the Liu family’s old house, he was shot to death by random arrows, and the body fell into the Liu family’s well.”

Geng Er thought, oh, it's that corpse.He had fished that one out and buried it in his yard, and he dredged the well again and planted something in it. Now the well water is delicious.

Fang Wu also interjected: "I heard that before the Liu family's old house was built, it used to be the execution place where our Ning'an City prison secretly dealt with prisoners. I don't know how many people died on the land of the Liu family's old house. When the Liu family built the house, , I heard that the dug up soil is black and red.”

"Tsk tsk!" The four gangsters looked at Geng Er and shook their heads, their eyes were as sympathetic as they wanted.

"I also heard people say that the haunting of Liu's old house has become more serious in the past two months. Liu Xiaotang ran back to his old house with a group of people to make a fuss because of gambling. When ghosts hit the wall, they woke up in mass graves outside the city, tsk tsk! How dare you live in that house? Aren’t you afraid of being dragged underground by those unjustly killed ghosts?” Wang Jia felt inconceivable.

Geng Er puffed out his chest, "My brother and I are both Taoist priests."

Wang Jia glanced at Bai Ban, "Oh, you are the descendant of the Houtu Sect, right? You kid has a way of pretending to be a ghost, but I don't believe it at all."

Geng Er despises him, if you don't believe me then don't make your heart beat twice as fast when you talk about my family.

Suddenly, Wang Jia's recent memory flashed through Geng Er's mind, and Geng Er opened his mouth and said, "You have been to my house, but you failed to steal something, and you were sent to a mass grave, right?"

Wang Jia was so anxious to cover his mouth, "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't go to your damn place!" He just went to have a look out of curiosity, wanting to see which idiot bought the old house of the Liu family, but he didn't expect... …

"You like Zhang Baihu's younger sister, Zhang Miaomiao."

Wang Jia's hand froze in the middle.

"..." Wang Jia suddenly turned his head and grabbed Fang Wu's lapel, "Did you tell me that? Tell me!"

Fang Wu raised his hand, more innocent than Geng Er: "Do you like that girl Miao Miao? Really?"

The other two gangsters also looked at their boss with an incredible look.

"Boss, you actually like Zhang Miaomiao?!"

"Aren't you afraid that fool Zhang will lock you up in the classroom until you die?"

"Shut up! So what if I like Zhang Miaomiao? I will be afraid of Zhang Miaomiao, hum!" Wang Jia became furious, and then went to arrest Geng Er again.

Geng Er's body swayed, but Wang Jia missed it.

Wang Jia was about to get angry, Geng Er quickly said: "You have a handkerchief of Zhang Miaomiao."

"Shut up! Shut up! How can I have any handkerchief? Don't talk nonsense, you, you, you... If this word gets out, how will Miao Miao behave?" Wang Jia looked really anxious, tearing off the hem of his clothes and To stop Geng Er's mouth.

"Every morning you pretend to run into Zhang Miaomiao who is going grocery shopping on purpose."

Wang Jia jumped up.

"You also bought a silver hairpin for her, and she accepted it." Geng Er felt that the thoughts of human females were simply incomprehensible.

Wang Jia knelt down to Geng Er, "Brother, brother, please shut up!"

Fang Wu squatted on the ground and poked Wang Jia, "Did you really like Zhang Miaomiao? Is it true? You gave her the silver hairpin? She even took it?"

The little idiot didn't know if he thought it was fun, so he also stretched out his little hand to poke Wang Jia.

Geng Er hastily pulled his hand back, and while wiping his hands, he muttered in a low voice: "His face hasn't been wet for at least three days, can you still touch it?"

The little idiot pointed at Wang Jia's face, "Eye shit..."

Wang Jia couldn't get up and down, wiped off his eye gum, got up and rolled up his sleeves to teach Geng Er a lesson, but Fang Wu hurriedly dragged him back.

Fang Wu whispered in Wang Jia's ear: "Be careful that his brother beats you, look at his size, you can't beat him."

"Fart! I can't beat him? I don't want to fight him one-on-one!"

Before Wang Jia jumped up, the other two gangsters held his arm one by one, and tried to save him with a sad face, "Boss, we don't want that silver hairpin. But you really have to think twice! You can't die if you want to die." It's so miserable. We can gang up on Little Fatty's brother, but Zhang Miaomiao's brother will let us eat in prison!"

Wang Jia took out a brick from his arms and threw it at the three gangsters.

The three gangsters rolled on the spot, and one by one rolled far away.

Wang Jia held up a brick and glared fiercely at Geng Er.

Geng Er plucked up his courage, "Do you want to know what Zhang Miaomiao thinks of you? Do you want to know if she wants to marry you?"

In the evening, Geng Er went back and told Chuan Shan what happened during the day.

"Then does he want to?" Chuanshan asked distractedly.

Geng Er turned into a little jade turtle and lay down on the top of Chuanshan to share his cultivation achievements openly, "The bastard said he would ask his second aunt's sister-in-law's aunt to help bring Zhang Miaomiao out, and try to get her to come to my stall for fortune-telling .”

"Oh?"

"He also said... If it is calculated that Zhang Miaomiao likes him and wants to marry him, I will be covered by him from now on, and no gangster in Xinjing will come to trouble me from now on. But if the result of the calculation is not what he wants Yes, he said..."

Geng Er was very worried about whether to say something later, he always felt that Wang Jia would be very unlucky if he said it.

"What did he say?" Chuanshan lifted him off his head and put it in his palm to fiddle with.

Geng Ergui scratched him with his small paws, "Don't turn me over! Uh...he said he would sell me to rich people in Xinjing to be a child prostitute, saying that they like me like this, and that I If you are a little more hungry and skinny, you can sell it for a very good price.”

Chuanshan raised his eyebrows, "Do you think what he said is true?"

"Fake." Geng Ergui said bluntly: "Although that gangster is hateful, he still has principles. He does come to make troubles often, but he didn't really damage my eating utensils, nor did he hurt Dahei and Xiaodai. He didn’t hit me. He just asked for money every time he came, and he wouldn’t let me do business if he didn’t pay me fifty cash a day. That’s too cruel! Big villain!”

Chuanshan smiled gently, and pinched Ergui's little tail, "Last time I asked the devil for a favor. I haven't seen him for a while, and I miss him a lot."

Geng Ergui stretched his head, "What do you want Chi Mo to do?"

A certain person said with a righteous face: "Evil people will be tortured by evil people. Letting a bad guy have nightmares for a few days and bad luck for a while is considered a small punishment and a big punishment. What do you think?"

As for the content of the nightmare, let him be child molestation for others.I hope that bastard is tough enough not to run away when he sees a male.

Wang Jia wanted to run away when he didn't see the male. He just wanted to rush up and cut off his cock as soon as he saw the wretched man with lewd eyes.

For this reason, Zhang Baihu, his imaginary future uncle, took him into the classroom and told him to release him when he recovered from his madness.

Wang Jia was imprisoned, and Fang Wu came to him again, but Geng Er pointed out directly after touching him lightly: "There is a boss behind you, you are in Xinjing..."

Fang Wu covered his mouth before he finished speaking.

Geng Er blinked.

Fang Wu let him go.

"I won't say it. The fortune of the Hu family has come to an end, and the weather will change sooner or later."

Fang Wu put away his face, and asked earnestly, "Master Ming is really in Shuanghe?"

Geng Er nodded vigorously, "I can also tell you that his surname is Luo."

The corner of Fang Wu's mouth twitched, and he left.

The idiot looked at Geng Er.

Geng Er turned his head and patted his head, and asked him: "Do you want to be the emperor? I can see it on you..."

Someone came to tell a fortune, but Geng Er didn't say anything more after talking halfway.

The little idiot didn't know if he understood, he opened his little hand to ask Geng Er to hug him.

Geng Er didn't know why, but he was very soft-hearted towards the little idiot, he reached out and hugged him in his arms, and put him on his lap.

The little idiot snuggled up to him, played with his little hands and didn't speak.

Geng Er held the idiot in his arms and asked the visitor: "Are you reading fortune? Fortune-telling? Character testing? Feng Shui? Or seeing a doctor?"

The visitor flinched a bit. He was introduced by someone, but why did he look and sound so unreliable?

The gangsters who came to trouble him every day suddenly stopped coming, and Geng Er felt a little lonely.

In fact, every time Wang Jia and the others came to trouble him, there would always be a bunch of uncles and aunts, as well as kind-hearted older sisters and younger sisters, who would come to take care of his business.

He didn't tell Chuanshan that since Wang Jia and the others appeared, he is making several times more money than before.

But it still hurts his heart to send fifty Wen to others for nothing every day!Hmm, let Wang Jia continue to have nightmares.

During the period when Wang Jia didn't come to trouble him, there was a gratifying little episode.

The old man Zhao came to the door with his eldest grandson beaming. In front of all the neighbors, he set off five thousand firecrackers in front of Geng Er's fortune-telling booth, and offered a thank-you gift of ten taels of silver, and boasted Geng Er is like a god, saving people in danger, he really lives up to the name of little fat man.

It was the first time for Geng Er to be praised so much, and he was so happy that he could see his teeth but not his eyes.Because he was so happy, he also did a few calculations for the onlookers for free.

One of the aunts brought her daughter-in-law who had consummated the house for three years and asked Geng Er when their family would have offspring.

Geng Er took a glance and saw that the young daughter-in-law had a sad and miserable expression on her face, and was about to tell the truth, but Dahei kicked him from behind, and he quickly changed his words, saying: "Looking at your daughter-in-law's face, it is You have many sons and grandchildren, and you are very rich and powerful. If you have this daughter-in-law, as long as you manage your family diligently and take kindness as the foundation, you will surely prolong your blessings to three generations."

The little idiot suddenly looked up at the sky, and murmured: "Light..."

There was a mass of green light, and in the green light there were many small black rays of light jumping up and down.

Geng Er's heart moved, but he didn't raise his head to look at the sky, he reached out to touch the little idiot's head, and pressed his head down quietly.

Dahei went to bite the little idiot again.What are you looking at?I will be in a daze every day!

The little idiot's attention was attracted by Dahei, and he lowered his head to touch Dahei's mouth.

Upon hearing Geng Er's words, the sad little daughter-in-law's face instantly brightened, and she looked at Geng Er with indescribable gratitude in her expression.

And her mother-in-law was even more excited and asked directly: "Then, may I ask Xiaopang's fortune teller, when will I be able to hug Jinsun?" She said and stuffed Geng Er with half a bolt of blue homespun cloth.

Dahei bit Geng Er's back hem from behind, Geng Er had no choice but to continue to pretend, and said to the little daughter-in-law, "Please show me your hand."

The little daughter-in-law quickly extended her hand to Geng Er.

Geng Er only touched it slightly, and immediately withdrew his fingers.But with just this light touch, he also saw a lot of things.

Geng Er glanced at the young daughter-in-law, saw her looking at him expectantly, and thought of helping her, pretending to pinch his fingers for a while, suddenly frowned and said: "This is the sign of gathering blessings." , but if there is a thief in the family, no matter how much blessings there are, they will be stolen and leaked.”

The faces of the aunt and the daughter-in-law changed drastically, and they hurriedly asked why, and why was the thief in the family?

Geng Er shook his head.

The aunt and daughter-in-law were about to kneel down for him.The little daughter-in-law took off her only silver bracelet and only asked Geng Er for advice.

Geng Er pushed the silver bracelet back to her, and Da Hei was so angry that he bit his ass from behind.

The little idiot continued to look up at the sky, the strange light was still there.

A top-grade Five Thunder Talisman appeared in Geng Er's left hand on his lap.

Geng Er taught Dahei a lesson while transmitting the sound to Chuanshan's divine consciousness, "That is her only property."

Then he said sincerely to the young daughter-in-law: "This thief is the person closest to you. He doesn't know blessings and doesn't care about blessings. The blessings on you are passed on to others soon. His deeds make others rich, but make others rich. Your own family is in decline, and because you don’t care about your blessings, you have harmed your children and grandchildren. This is the reason why you have not had a child for three years. If he continues to be like this for a long time in the future, his family will fail, and you will also be dragged down. Are you Blessed people, it is better to remarry with Li, and you will live a long and happy life."

When the people around heard this, those who knew the situation of the young daughter-in-law's family all nodded.

"Little Fat God is right, isn't he a house thief? Her husband is not a thing. The daughter-in-law doesn't care about it when she gets married. She drinks and has fun outside all day long. I heard that he also raised the second grandmother outside. The valuable things in the house They all moved to the second grandma's house, isn't it a waste of money and blessings! Doing evil, such a good daughter-in-law doesn't know how to cherish it, but she treats the sassy fox who seduces a married man as a treasure, she is really a prodigal fool !"

The little daughter-in-law wiped her tears. Her mother-in-law was about to die, and immediately slapped her legs and cursed: "That little beast who killed a thousand swords! Mother Dou, don't worry, mother will definitely make decisions for you. Our family can't let that little beast! Lost!"

"Mother, don't worry, no matter what, my daughter-in-law will not leave this house. I will definitely honor you until I grow old, even if Chen Lang, he, he... woo woo."

Dahei digs the soil with his hooves behind, "Look, look, which of these big girls and little wives is a fuel-efficient lamp, you sympathize with her, take pity on her, and put her in good terms, she still doesn't know how to use you in the future What I said today is for my own benefit. You see, her husband will definitely control her tightly in the future."

Geng Er scratched his head and said to Da Hei: "Her husband beats her often, she has to do a lot of work at home, and her mother-in-law is not very kind to her because she has been sterile for many years. She is a child bride, and her mother's family is gone."

"... Oh." Dahei stopped digging, and used his big head to arch Geng'er.

In the end, Geng Er said to the aunt: "Your daughter-in-law is a blessed person, she already has a son in her womb, if your son can turn back and treat his wife and children kindly, even if your family can't become rich and powerful in the future, it will still be safe for the rest of your life. If your son is still stubborn...that's all I have to say, do it yourself."

The aunt didn't hear anything else, but she heard that her daughter-in-law already had a grandson in her womb, she burst into tears of joy, and said a lot of good things to Geng Er.

When the little daughter-in-law heard that she had a child, she couldn't say whether she was happy or sad, but silently gave Geng Er a deep blessing.She doesn't know whether what Geng Er said today is true or not, but no matter it is true or not, her life will be changed because of this passage, at least she can hold her chest up in that family in the future.From then on, Geng Er was her benefactor!

Seeing how much she respected him, Geng Er couldn't help but say something more: "Don't forget to do good deeds and run the house, and be a man of duty."

The little idiot started drooping his eyes in a daze again, and the green light in the sky disappeared.

Geng Er secretly let out a breath.

Chuan Shan walked out from the crowd, walked to the stall and sat down, "Is someone staring at you?"

"My physical body's cultivation is too low. I didn't feel it at first. If Xiao Dai hadn't reminded me, I wouldn't have noticed it." Geng Er put away the Five Thunder Talisman, "That person's cultivation is at least not lower than yours."

There are more cultivators on this planet than he can count with one hand, and the first one popped up in Chuanshan's mind: "Patriarch Qingyun?"

"Probably."

"Why did he focus on us?" Chuanshan didn't think that Qingyun patriarch would find out that they were the ones who caused trouble for their Qingyun sect so quickly.

He and Geng Er didn't reveal their true colors in Linyao before, and he and Geng Er deliberately blurred their appearance when they received the Heavenly Demon Pill. Even if Ming Juezi could still remember the jumping beam clown Luo Chuanshan back then, he probably wouldn't recognize him so quickly .

Geng Er pointed to Xiaodai and Dahei beside him, "You forgot, they have started to practice. Maybe Patriarch Qingyun just passed by here and found the aura of a cultivator, only to see Xiaodai and Dahei, and I looked But he's just a normal guy, he'll find it weird and maybe stare at us for a while."

Chuanshan didn't speak, maybe Geng Er's guess was correct, but he had to consider all possibilities and try to keep the danger away from Geng Er and the others.It sounds weak, but he really can't afford the possibility of losing any of them, even if they are injured.

Looks like he needs to add some spice to those preparations.Someone smiled sinisterly.When he was a soldier, his favorite thing to do was digging holes and burying people. Let him play well this time.