Ming Chuan Zhi Zhu Youji [Sword Three System Wear + Yuhuatian]

Tang Youzhu walked all the way from the capital to Yanzhou Mansion for seven and a half days, but from Yanzhou Mansion to Shaheyi, it only took two days. For this reason, he spent almost half a grid of silver to buy two good horses ——While the money hurt, Tang Youzhu also reflected deeply for a quarter of an hour. He sold the horse's horse cheaply or something. He really made a mistake. Although the horse would definitely be found by the Jinyiwei or the Heijia Army, but The two horses I bought with my own money, with the nature of meringues, it is definitely cheaper to give this horse Jinliang.

Tuyan,

Tang Youzhu thought of the relationship between Yuhuatian and Wang Zhi, and naturally he couldn't forget that he used it to attack each other with his mother. Regarding the details of Ma Jinliang washing Yuhuatian's feet in the movie, he didn't feel it when he was in a hurry, but now Longmen Inn Looking at it, Tang Youzhu looked at Ma Jinliang's eyes, and something was wrong.

Not to mention eyes are not eyes, nose is not nose, it’s always a bit like looking at a toad trying to eat its own swan, or an apprentice trying to lure one’s sisters and aunts. "Your boy has a bit of vision" praise.

"Mashi" felt uncomfortable when he saw it, so he asked again: "Little master, didn't you say you want to avoid the Dragon Inn? Why..."

Only then did Tang Youzhu remember that the big Shandong steamed stuffed bun on Ma Jinliang's chest had been taken away, and the clothes had been replaced with men's styles, but the obsessive heart gu hadn't been solved yet—but generally the obsessive heart gu didn't need to be solved specially, as soon as the time limit expired, it could be solved on its own Are you awake?This guy is really stupid!

While despising other people's IQ, Tang Youzhu happily decided that even if Susu's special situation made him marry him as an aunt or aunt one day, let's forget about the one in front of him!It's not that Mr. Tangtang judges people by their appearance, it's really that this IQ is not strong, no matter how loyal a dog is, it's useless!

Although Susu is awkward, arrogant, venomous, and clean, she is also her own Susu. Even if she gets married, she must be carefully selected, and she would rather be short than indiscriminate!If you can't get married, it's a big deal and you can accept it with reluctance!Anyway, Susu is only 11 years older than Mr. Tangtang, this gap is nothing compared to the 17-year-old gap between Cheap Dad and Concubine Wanmu.What's more, Mr. Tangtang's tender skin still has a mature core~

Tang Youzhu touched his fat chin, quite happily.Fortunately, the mature Master Tangtang still remembered in time that no matter whether he wanted to get crispy sauce or brewed stuffing in the future, he had to survive this catastrophe as a prerequisite, so he regained his senses while crooked, and relieved Ma Jinliang's obsession Gu, when his face changed greatly, he said lightly: "It's all here, you still think you can hide it from me, right? Be good, there is a reason for being lonely when you come to Susu."

Ma Jinliang looked at him suspiciously: "Are you really His Royal Highness?"

Tang Youzhu squinted at him, raised the snake bracelet on his left wrist, and tilted his head again to let him see the pocket-sized little croak lying on his head: "I'm not the prince, are you?"

Ma Jinliang tried his best to purse his lips, but still couldn't help asking: "How could the prince be doing such evil ways?"

Tang Youzhu snorted: "What kind of crooked ways? The people from the Central Plains with Yuzui just don't know much!"

Ma Jinliang reminded him: "His Royal Highness is also from the Central Plains."

Tang Youzhu said: "Concubine Ji Shu is the daughter of a barbarian native official in He County..." He silently added in his heart: "Master Tangtang's 'last life' is a man of the Great Five Sacred Sect of Miaojiang, and the ancestral home of the 'last life' is also in eastern Guangdong... It has nothing to do with the Central Plains."

Ma Jinliang thought he was enlightened, and frowned again: "Concubine Ji Shu actually knows this... I must report it to the governor immediately!"

Tang Youzhu smiled: "Ah, so let's hurry up! Try to arrive at the Longmen Inn before sunset."

Ma Jinliang stared, but also knew that it was useless to resist, so he clamped the horse's belly, carried a black heart candy bun, and rolled away to the north with a trail of smoke and dust...

The information channel of Xichang is very fast, but coincidentally, the people in Xichang who have the right to use high-level information channels and can contact Yuhuatian were either taken by him to the Longmen Inn , or be left in Beijing—those who followed Tang Youzhu out of Beijing, and it was strange, they all suffered from sloppy syndrome, and none of them could think of going back to Beijing to report the letter at the first time...

Ma Jinliang, the only one who followed Tang Youzhu out of Beijing, was deceived into thinking that he was "Mr. Ma"...

So after a delay and two delays, when Yuhuatian received the news that Tang Youzhu was bold and reckless, leaving aside the guards, Tang Youzhu had already arrived at Shahe Station; No matter how many treasures there are in the Baishang Kingdom, they can’t compare to the strength of the whole country of Ming Dynasty.” Tang Youzhu just stepped into the Longmen Inn when he persuaded himself to hand over the matter at hand to his subordinates, and went to the capital area to show his identity and coax the ugly doll back.

Yu Huatian saw him as soon as he turned his head, and the flames in his eyes burned instantly.

This little bastard!

Because of the memory in the dream, Yuhuatian didn't need to pretend to be a Fengli knife to make false claims with the people in the inn, and directly sent a heavy army of secret agents, first using the latest secret medicine from Xichang to kill Gu Shaotang's Fengli knife Ling Yanqiu Buludu and others People poured out all the medicines, broke their tendons and hamstrings, and then sat and waited for the treasure to be opened.

It is said that the palace of Baishang Kingdom is buried deep in this desert, and there are countless treasures inside. It is a pity that the kung fu was only opened for a while, and no one knew the exact location. Therefore, there has been no opportunity for the world since the ages, only occasionally. When meeting someone with predestined relationship, they all missed the opportunity to leave because of greed, and were buried under the gravel forever.

This legend, around this desert, has almost become a story of elders telling young people not to be greedy.

However, Yuhuatian has been a man for two generations, and he finally figured it out thoroughly. The legend of the treasure of the Baishang Kingdom was based on the Xixia Palace at that time, and the opening time was not once a Jiazi, but once every three years—this year, three days After that, it's chance!

The treasures left in the Western Xia Palace are actually not that many, and even less valuable ones can be kept to this day. Compared with the Ming Dynasty treasury, even if it is not a drop in the bucket, it is just a cow's toe.But to build a passable pro-army, there are still some whimsical ideas left to support the ugly doll, which is enough for ten or eight years.

After Yuhuatian's dream, he became more and more determined to obtain this treasure. As for why the original plan to supply an army of ten thousand people in private, but after waking up from the dream, it turned out that it only needs a thousand people to support the army... There is no need to go into detail. At this time, the Longmen Inn seems to be the same as before, and the shopkeepers seem to be the same people as before, but they are just a trap to lure Zhao Huaian into a trap. In fact, they are all from Yuhuatian. confidant.

So he didn't need to restrain himself at all.

So Mr. Tangtang, who rushed over excitedly, was unexpectedly but naturally, once again met with the warm hospitality of bamboo shoots fried buttocks!

Although I didn't take off my pants, but——

The bastard's grandfather flew thousands of miles in nineteen hours!Even if it is Ma Jinliang who controls the horse, the tender meat on the inner thighs of the master is not easy!The treatment is almost maxed out and there is some redness and swelling, okay?Nima is actually adding fuel to the fire!

And this time it's obviously not Tangtang's fault!If you hadn't run away from home first, would you have come here to eat sand?What's more, the master still has formal procedures for leaving the palace. Compared with you, the guy who relies on the master to sell his appearance to coax the cheap father to avoid punishment, is it better to go out of the [-]th street!If you really want to entertain me with fried bamboo shoots, you should be the one who cooks bamboo shoots, you bastard!

Tang Youzhu was on the horse for more than a day, eating and resting for less than two hours in between, but the angel was quite strong on him, and the journey was not exhausting.I don't want to come here after all the hard work, but the dog bit Lu Dongbin's Susu and gave him bamboo shoots again!

——The bastard Lao Tzu is a disciple of Nu Wa, so it has nothing to do with Lu Dongbin and those little sheep!

——I have worn off seven or eight layers of skin on my thighs, what is the reason?Aren't you afraid that you will suffer?result……

Tang Youzhu was really hit this time, and he didn't grin and howl dryly, but just pursed his lips tightly, tears falling down one by one like small beans.Yuhuatian hit it hard a few times before he felt strangely quiet, and then found a pool of small wet marks on the ground beside his feet, and when he looked closely, he could still find small splashes when the water continued to drip...

Yu Huatian's heart skipped a beat, he swung his left hand slightly to drive away the crowd, and turned his fat body over his knees with his right hand.Tang Youzhu didn't insist on not turning around with him, but stared and choked: "The wind is too strong, and my eyes are sweating!"

Yu Huatian was startled and angry at first, but just now he was scratched by the little wet mark on the ground, and now he heard such a sentence, he couldn't help laughing back: "His Royal Highness is really different from ordinary people, his eyes There's a lot of sweat in there!"

Tang Youzhu cried all the stimulation he had received in the past two days, and returned to his original shameless appearance, with tears still hanging on his eyelashes, but his fat chin was raised high: "That is! The realm of Master Tangtang, you and other mortals How to understand?"

Yuhuatian ignored him, and just stretched out his hand to pinch his buttocks. Tang Youzhu gave a half-truthful "Oh", and Yuhuatian laughed horribly: "I really don't have the realm of your highness. No, it's only a few The sun is gone, and I can't even understand what His Highness said."

While talking, while holding Tang Youzhu's collar, he lifted him upstairs.Tang Youzhu was still tilting his head, thinking about when he said something that Susu couldn't understand, and it took a while to realize that Yuhuatian was mocking his "嗤", opened his small mouth in anger, and also No matter where, he bit down on the honey-colored skin in front of him.

Yuhuatian was putting him on the couch, took off his pants, and wanted to apply medicine, so he gave him such a hard mouthful, but don't say, Tang Youzhu's mouth is really good, such a mouthful is no worse than Yuhuatian's childhood in the Yumajian The horse teeth were so light, Yu Huatian immediately frowned, and waved his hand high, but for some reason, when it landed on the red and swollen fat buttocks, it was so light that he couldn't touch it. different.

Yuhuatian's heart softened again, but Tang Youzhu was not polite to him at all, holding the small piece of meat in his mouth, closing his teeth more forcefully, and after a while, there was a fishy smell in his mouth, and he was still muttering vaguely in his throat : "Let you laugh at me! Let you leave me! Let you run away from home! Bad Susu! Just eat it!"

Yu Huatian didn't care about him, he held his right hand as long as he wanted, and his left hand was still very flexible. He unscrewed the lid and poured some gel on it, kneading, pressing, rubbing, and caressing. The strength was not frugal at all, and Tang Youzhu's forehead hurt so much The cold sweat came out, but he uttered a ruthless cry and refused to yell again, so he grabbed the small piece of meat in his mouth more and more ruthlessly.

After Yu Huatian finished a set of techniques of pushing the palace and passing blood, his right hand was already bloody.After Tang Youzhu's butt hurt, it felt cool and refreshing, and the tip of his nose smelled the familiar smell of medicine. After he calmed down, he found that Susu's mouth was hardened again, but it was himself, um...

Looking at the deep ring of teeth marks under Yuhuatian's right hand tiger's mouth, and the blood gushing out of it, Tang Youzhu scratched his nose and coughed twice, but without much hesitation, he took his fat paws and touched the blood that came out of the grid A bit of rouge cream was patted on it, and several treatments were used secretly. After a while, the tooth marks slowly disappeared, but they were dyed a little bluish red. Like a small moon.

Yu Huatian raised his eyebrows: "Is this medicine newly made? Why does it smell a bit like Zui Lan?" Zui Lan is a kind of ointment from the No. [-] Rouge Shop. It is red and bluish, and it is used by fair-skinned people. Quite coquettish, Tang Youzhu gave Concubine Wan Gui the grease in it, so Yuhuatian also has a little impression.

Tang Youzhu chuckled, and said in his heart that of course it smells like that, is it the drunk blue that was applied on it?But he said: "It's something I made by accident when I was making Zui Lan myself."

Yu Huatian raised his right hand for a closer look, then stretched, bent, stretched, and grasped it, nodding in satisfaction: "Where's the formula?"

Tang Youzhu looked up at the ceiling: "Isn't it just those things."

When Yu Huatian saw him like this, he knew that the accident was really "accidental".But looking at that red butt is really pitiful, he held back his sarcasm, and just gently twisted that fat face mixed with guilty conscience: "Why did your majesty let you out? How did Jin Liang get caught by you?" You're so foolish, you're actually willing to leave other people behind and mess around with you?"

Tang Youzhu hummed: "I can come out as soon as I want, I don't need my father to let me go!" Tsundere shook his head: "As for Ma Jinliang...wouldn't it be more promising to follow the prince Gu? Coaxed Gu to be happy, say no In the future, I will also give him a supervisor! Why can't he and the orphan leave other people to mess... come here? There is no need to fool around, Mr. Tangtang is shocked, and you and the mortals will naturally worship!"

Finally, Yu Huatian couldn't bear it anymore and slapped it down with his palms, but it only landed on the light wheat-colored back: "The tiger's body shook! Humph!" Then he couldn't help being angry: "You really know what the governor is! Is it? Jinliang would definitely rather be the leader of the king than..." The power of the leader of Xichang is not small, and if he wants to climb up, he will mostly use his strength in Jinyiwei or the outside army , who would let go of a bright future and fight for a superintendent who can only be served as an internal officer?This ugly doll doesn't know how to pretend but is smooth!

But Tang Youzhu really doesn't know what the governor needs to do to be the leader?It's just that when he recalled the movie in his memory, Ma Jinliang, the guy who made his mother howl for a long time, "ugly is ugly, but a loyal dog and a tsundere queen, it really is a perfect match, a perfect match" , that is all kinds of diaphragmatic responses.It's a pity that this person is Susu, if he can't really be thrown to the ends of the earth, then he can only find another way, such as giving him a marriage, such as making him unable to attack...

But Yuhuatian misunderstood, Tang Youzhu also smirked happily, because he was lying on his stomach, he laughed anxiously and brought out a little saliva, Yuhuatian really made him sick, so he simply turned around and went out, leaving only one sentence: "Be good Just wait, if you dare to mess around again, your ass will definitely bloom!"

Tang Youzhu pursed her lips, Master's ass has bloomed a few flowers these two days, are you afraid of you?But this couch is the sandalwood material that Yuhuatian used to use when he was in Beijing, and there was a bit of that man's cold fragrance on the mattress. Tang Youzhu was really tired, he yawned two or three times, and unconsciously passed away .

After Yu Huatian finished asking, he ordered Ma Jinliang to rest by himself, and as expected, he gave him the two horses that Tang Youzhu bought with his own pocket. Of course, he did not forget to tell him: "Your Highness loves to play when he is young, and he doesn't know the importance. But you need to know what it means to keep your mouth shut."

Ma Jinliang respectfully replied: "Don't worry, Governor, this subordinate will only tell you these words this time."

Yu Huatian patted him on the shoulder twice in satisfaction, and Ma Jinliang was so excited that his face flushed purple immediately, and he was speechless for a while.Yuhua Jing went back to the room, the guy inside who Ma Jinliang said was a monster with strange tricks, his face was flushed from sleep, and there was still a considerable area of ​​marks on his mouth.

"I'm still drooling at such a big age..." Yu Huatian murmured, poking his finger on the chubby red face, of course he carefully avoided the traces of saliva.

Yuhuatian is a dream come true, where is there no doubt about Tang Youzhu's various anomalies?But although he acted a bit secretively and wildly because of all the ups and downs in his childhood, he was a normal person after all.Watching Tang Youzhu drooling, gnawing his toes, and even the lower limit of the elephant dance... He really can't imagine an adult, especially an adult who can make any cement hang glider casually, would do that degree.

Even if it's pretending to be crazy or stupid, even if it's just trying to be childish in order to match your skin, there's no need to use such a shameless way, right?

You must know that even Wan Niu from Wanxi's family can only drooling and giggling twice at most, and there are a bunch of nannies watching over him, and he can't do anything stupid like licking his feet and dancing an elephant dance!If you deliberately pretend to be a child, wouldn't it be good to learn from this ready-made template?There is no need to take out those cement hang gliders in a hurry. It is the best policy to slowly arrange them after reaching the summit in the future-if you cannot reach the summit unexpectedly, you don’t need to rush to make wedding clothes with others!

Yu Huatian thought about it, but he really didn't think that this ugly baby would wake up from a dream like himself, and he didn't think that he was some kind of snatcher in the ghost talk.

Compared with those, he believes that what the ugly doll has been proudly talking about is born knowing.

...Although I know that it is incomplete, but it makes more sense than taking things away.

As for the thaumaturgy of controlling insects and the art of attracting souls... There are always many strange legends from various ethnic groups in the south. Yuhuatian has never been to He County, and his parents are not from the south, but they moved there shortly after the founding of the Ming Dynasty of.

Although the memory of his childhood has long been blurred, when the gentle female voice coaxed him to sleep, especially when he still refused to sleep peacefully after singing a slang song softly, he would always tell some weird things to scare him .Aunt Tiger likes to eat children who don’t sleep well in the middle of the night, it’s outdated. The corpse hunters will let the corpses catch the babies who cry in the middle of the night, and the people in the Miao village will use magic to catch the babies who don’t sleep well. Going back to refining Gu... is the magic weapon for intimidation that suits the local reality.

But Yuhuatian is a smart person. Although the local Han people don't have much contact with the barbarians and Miao ethnic groups, he doesn't really believe that if he doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, he will be told by all kinds of weird guys—— The black girl who made trouble at night is much more powerful than him!Nine and a half out of ten days, I will hear the crying and howling over there, and the sound of the moon hanging on the treetops must be heard every night. Why can't someone catch her?

When Yuhuatian was not Yuhuatian, he thought he was very smart, and from the bottom of his heart, he disdained all kinds of tricks from his mother who underestimated his IQ.

Although Yuhuatian was still a small one at that time, he couldn't even speak fluently.

Until midnight one night, with the sound of knocking on the door in the middle of the night, the nightmare of this warm little farmhouse came. Looking at his parents in a pool of blood, he fell into an unbelievable nightmare. After waking up in the middle of the night, I realized that there was someone who was willing to coax him to sleep. Even if the coaxing words were very childish and could be faked at first glance, he would still be very lucky.

He once had it, but he didn't cherish it, so he doesn't have it now.

Ever since the fever subsided when he was a child, Yu Huatian deliberately didn't dare to think about the past, but when he thought of it now, although it was just a trivial matter before he was one or two years old, let alone vivid, he still remembered many details clearly.

He himself is such a precocious and early rememberer, and seeing that he didn't know when he rubbed his face against the puddle of saliva, he seemed to be uncomfortable with the wet and cold feeling, he frowned and rubbed his heart a few times, The fat baby, who fell asleep again after rubbing it away, didn't think there was anything weird about it, even though she was a little bit interested in Concubine Ji Shu, in fact, she didn't quite believe that this little thing's method of controlling snakes and insects came from Ji's family.

Tang Youzhu didn't know that Yuhuatian had thought so much. He was dreaming that he was sleeping soundly, but the meringue suddenly ran away from home with a whole body of cream, and was so stupid that he wanted to roll to the point where he could put it in a blink of an eye. To the pit where he was buried alive.Tang Youzhu in the dream is actually very sleepy, but his love for creamy egg desserts is moving, and his love for this unique egg meringue is even more unparalleled. No matter how tired he is at the moment, he suddenly soars into the sky , that speed is definitely beyond the reach of the beggar gang no matter how long or two pairs of feet are, and the height is also beyond the reach of the Tangmen with a few more pairs of wings. Nose full of fragrance...

But why, but always can't bite it?