Ming Chuan Zhi Zhu Youji [Sword Three System Wear + Yuhuatian]

Tang Youzhu didn't wake up from Shenchu's sleep until Maoshi the next day.

Yuhuatian didn't call him up for dinner last night, but he just saw the pitiful blue and black eyes under his eyes, and asked Ma Jinliang again, knowing that although the ugly baby was driving the road without caring about other things, the dry food and water were in good condition. For my son's food, I only swallowed two flatbreads with milk at Shaheyi, so I just let him sleep for a while.

At this time, more than seven hours have passed, the fat baby is still whirring, and his stomach is gurgling several times, which has attracted the strange little toad who does not know where it came from to "croak" several times. I would rather go on a date with Duke Zhou on an empty stomach—I’m in the desert here, I’m so hungry, where can I find a good doctor, I’m always a child, I don’t care about my head, I don’t even care about my stomach in order to sleep, etc. What good or bad will happen if you are really hungry in the future, you can't eat ice cream in summer, and you can't eat spicy food in winter. See if this ugly baby doesn't cry?

As long as Yu Huatian thought of what he had encountered in his childhood, the feeling of being so hungry that he wanted to gnaw off his fingers and eat it, but he didn't even have the strength to raise his hand, and then he saw that the sleeping one on the couch was hungry and would eat it at any time. The fat little piggy who has something to eat but would rather sleep, all the pity in his heart for those good porridge and snacks that have been delivered from Yinmo all the time, but wasted because a certain piggy refused to wake up. Contempt suddenly turned into contempt and shot an arrow out of his eyes, but he didn't realize that the corners of his mouth, which were usually straight or sneered, were curved at this time, which was very gentle.

Tan Luzi, however, realized as soon as he ordered the chef to make a bowl of creamy egg custard. He was going to go upstairs. At this time, he stood still on the stairs for a while, and turned around without knowing what he thought, and went to the stables behind. up.

The creamy egg scent that Tang Youzhu smelled in his dream was naturally this bowl of soup.

Although the Longmen Inn is not deep into the desert, it is full of yellow sand. Not to mention butter and eggs, even a drop of water can sometimes be worth a drop of golden water.Everyone in Xichang has made a lot of preparations for their governor to live here happily. It is not impossible to make this creamy egg, but the governor himself said that everything should be kept simple when going out. Breakfast is often just a bowl of chicken noodle soup these days , A cup of bird's nest porridge, and three or two side dishes will be dealt with.

This way of ordering, for whom, I really don't need to think about it.

This His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is truly extraordinary, strangely saying that he was raised by the governor, and he loves him so much.No, after the spanking, you're trying to coax him again?

Ma Jinliang, who was the most impulsive and careless, could see it. He shook his head, but he didn't avoid it like Tan Luzi. Instead, he folded his arms around his chest and stood guard outside the door.Although his hearing is not the best in the West Factory, the people inside have no intention of hiding it at all, so even with his back against the door, he can guess the interaction of the situation inside with a good degree of accuracy.

As soon as Tang Youzhu opened his eyes, he immediately guessed what happened just now.

Hugging the quilt, she sat up and leaned back, pouting her mouth and accusing angrily: "Susu, you are getting more and more cunning!" Then squinting his eyes triumphantly: "Seeing that in order to pull Lord Tangtang out of Zhou Gong's arms, you even did this I have used all of my ultimate artifacts, Lord Tangtang will reluctantly grant you the honor of feeding me!"

Yu Huatian rolled his eyes: "The ultimate magic weapon! Daming has His Royal Highness who can be kidnapped with a bowl of custard, really—"

Tang Youzhu winked at him playfully: "Don't be jealous! Although creamy eggs are magic tools, meringues are Tangtang's favorite!"

Yu Huatian was amazed at his thick skin, and suggested sincerely: "Instead of studying some cement, it is better to study the composition of His Highness's cheeky skin. It is absolutely impossible to be bombarded."

Tang Youzhu shrugged helplessly: "A legend like Master Tangtang is absolutely a work of art, and any imitation is useless."

Yuhuatian realized that every time he answered a call, he just refreshed the thickness of someone's skin, so he just used a spoon to scoop up a full amount of egg cream and stuffed it - it really was a magic weapon, and the world instantly became quiet!

But it's a pity that even an artifact like butter eggs can only make Tang Youzhu quiet for a while.After feeding a bowl of egg custard, the dead child started to croak again.First, he straightened up and looked at the dishes on the small table, and smiled: "Egg meringue is not accompanied by sugar, so I can't eat anymore? Weidao has lost a lot of weight!" Quickly put on shoes and socks for himself, pattering He rushed over to take a look, and simply lifted the entire Kang table and put it on the couch, then picked up some chopstick noodles from the clay pot, and picked some shredded cucumbers, shredded green peppers, shredded eggs, etc. from the plate. Stir it in, and then feed it to Yuhuatian's mouth: "It's delicious, so sweet~"

Yuhuatian rewarded him with another white-eyed fruit: "What if I am a three-year-old child?" It's a pity that when he was three years old, he no longer expected to be fed like this.

Tang Youzhu chuckled: "Be good, don't be willful!"

Yu Huatian was still disgusted: "I just touched my shoes and socks, and I didn't wash my hands..." After rambling, he finally opened his mouth and ate it. Well, Lao Zhang's craftsmanship has improved again, and today's noodles are extraordinarily strong. In the same way, the mixed vegetables are also salty, fragrant and refreshing, each with its own characteristics.

Tang Youzhu watched him eat the noodles, and gave him another slice of beef, and then another chopsticks of noodles... After eating a plate like this, he coaxed him to drink a bowl of soup, and then mixed him a bowl of noodles, this time But it put a spoonful of meat sauce, a chopstick of enoki mushroom, and some fungus.Yuhuatian is so clean, but he has some embarrassing parts of his body that are not humane. He usually tastes bland, and he is most impatient with the meat sauce with pepper, green onion, ginger and garlic, but Tang Youzhu laughed horribly: "Don't worry, Even if the egg meringue turns into miscellaneous sauce flavor, it is beyond the existence of creamy eggs, so don’t feel inferior~”

Yuhuatian could make him laugh dozens of times a day, and even if this man said to the emperor a hundred times, "I have committed a heinous crime", he was still a guy who would take action when he should.After feeding a plate of noodles with meat sauce, Tang Youzhu's fat face was pinched seventeen or eight times!He didn't need to pinch it back, he just looked at the gap between Yuhuatian's noodles and soup, leaned over and sniffed his mouth, and then nodded solemnly: "This mutton smells really strong Thanks to Mrs. Tangtang's broad-mindedness, even a meringue flavored with mutton miscellaneous sauce is not to be disliked."

Yuhua Tianyuan felt that the mutton was smelly. Although the cook used a lot of onion, garlic and cooking wine to remove the smell, he couldn't smell it with his nose, but it was just a psychological effect. The pitiful butt was so busy that he barely used a plate. I didn't want this damn child to be cute for a while, and then he was irritating in all kinds of ways. A simple sentence made him disgusting!

Yu Huatian didn't bother to pinch the dead boy, and quickly poured three cups of tea to rinse his mouth, and when he turned around to ask him to settle the score, the little bastard had already stuffed at least two plates of noodles with mutton sauce into his stomach. At this time, I was mixing the third bowl, and I even scooped up a lot of garlic. When I saw him coming over, I grinned and exhaled: "Shusu, Tangtang also tastes like mutton now. We share weal and woe, and no one dislikes the other." ha!"

Yuhuatian's entire upper body was leaned back so that it was parallel to the ground, only then did he feel that he could barely avoid the smell of fishy smell. Naturally, he couldn't do what he wanted to do, so he held his breath and watched this The little bastard swept across the table, and looked at it again. Although it was bulging, it was so bulging when the stomach was growling because of hunger. At this time, after killing a bowl of egg custard, three dishes of dry noodles and a bowl of porridge, there was still only so much. With a bulging belly, he sighed.

It really is a little monster.

How stupid to be more serious with such a little monster!

Tang Youzhu looked at Yuhuatian's inexplicable expression, and ate another plate of noodles. This time, he didn't take any more mutton sauce. He just mixed a few vegetables, and then drank half a bowl of cheese , and then rinsed his mouth with tea.

Even so, Yu Huatian still felt that the little bastard's mouth was filled with a smell of goat stinky mixed with garlic that rushed straight to the tip of his nose, making him wish he could retreat thousands of miles away immediately, but this little bastard relied on There are some treacherous tricks, but he hummed and threatened him: "Master Tangtang is going to enjoy the scenery of the desert, Susu can either go with the master, or wait here obediently - if you dare to abandon me again, I will run away Let’s take a stroll there and see their royal court! When the time comes——if Mr. Tangtang is fascinated by the exotic style and refuses to come back, don’t cry, Susu!”

Yu Huatian was so angry that he twisted his triumphant little nose: "It's just like you, you still know exotic customs?" He didn't even go home - this damn kid is so picky that even he is ashamed of himself!No wonder he could stand the life of the Tartars!

But Yu Huatian also had to think about it, even if this dead child was born knowing some tricks, might he be able to come and go freely in Tatar?It would be better if he was recognized as a hostage by the Tatars. If he was rescued, it would be better to learn a lesson; I am afraid that he would not even have the chance to be a hostage, so he would just chop it up for the bandits there and make meat buns!

The stinky kid is in all kinds of troubles!

But the evil was done by oneself, and the doll was raised by oneself, no matter how stinky or bastard, no matter how worrying, it was still her own doll.

Yu Huatian thought about the opening time of the Western Xia Palace, although according to the memory in the dream, there should be two and a half days, but just like the fat baby in front of him, who can be sure that the dream will remain the same?It's also good to go out and check it out.As for this little bastard... it's not bad to carry it with you, just as Zhao Huaian is about to come, so I don't worry about keeping the little bastard in front of my eyes.

So at the beginning of the time, when the sun was growing, two figures suddenly appeared outside the inn, one tall and one short, both wrapped in a layer of black gauze cloak to keep out the sand and dust.But black is a color that can absorb all kinds of visible light energy, and under the same conditions, black is the fastest to heat up.And the desert is a place where the nights are freezing and the mornings are hot. Rao, it's not even the beginning of March, and the two people wrapped in black cloth make them sweat, especially Tang Youzhu's little bald head exposed outside the black cloth. That's called oily and slippery, and Yuhuatian's slightly greasy tip of the nose also made his temperament a bit more worldly.

The one big and one small walked together hand in hand, they looked warm and cute, but Su Huirong, who was no longer involved with Ling Yanqiu so she never had any difficulties and only devoted herself to serving the Lord Governor, followed behind, but she only felt a terrible headache.

She originally prepared white cloaks for the masters, but for some reason, His Royal Highness insisted on not wearing a white cloak. When she said that time was running out and she only had time to sew a white cloak for His Royal Highness last night , he also directly asked her about the black suit she wanted him to wear, and said, "A man wants a handsome suit", and what did he say, "Although Mrs. Tangtang is handsome without any decoration, but in order to impress those who are envious and jealous Just a little comfort from the haters, let them delude themselves into thinking that a man depends on his clothes.” In short, it is so tossing that even the governor, who is almost omnipotent in Su Huirong’s eyes, is left with no choice but to help his forehead. In the end, he was fooled into wearing a black cloak along with him—it is obvious that in addition to white, there are seven or eight other cloaks in various colors of blue, purple, and red in the governor's luggage!

But I have to wear a black suit and sweat under the sun!

As a palace lady who was lucky to be served by the Lord Governor in the palace, Su Huirong knew how serious her cleanliness was, better than anyone else in Xichang.

So she also knows better than anyone how much this Highness the Crown Prince values.

You can act like a baby for him, and then go out together to bask in the sun, soak in the sand and sweat.

After the dust sticks to the sweaty skin, ordinary people will feel uncomfortable, let alone cleanliness like the governor?

But he didn't say anything, only when he took the prince to the stone tablet, Wen Sheng told him the origin of the word "Longmen Feijia".

It is said that there is an ancient Xixia poem, which says, "The door god offers sea sand, and the dragon gate flies to Jia".

His Royal Highness the Prince admired with his fat face up: "Susu is so smart! He even knows such a remote thing!" But he asked very curiously: "Poems or verses, or quatrains, these two sentences are either before or after. , there should be at least two sentences? Susu read the whole poem!"

The governor was not angry, and said bluntly: "Most of Xixia's poems have been lost, and I have only heard of these two sentences. If Tangtang is interested, why not complete it by yourself."

Now that Yuhuatian said so, Mr. Tangtang, who was able to write a few limericks due to his family background, wrinkled his fat face and really thought about it. He only added five or six sentences and was picked out by Yuhuatian. Disgusted by this kind of problem, he simply slammed into his arms, coquettishly twisting his buttocks like candy: "This is not good, and that is not appropriate. Susu said, what is the most appropriate to add?"

Yu Huatian squeezed his big ass, although he can read and write, he really hasn't put much effort into poetry, it's okay to be picky, but it's really hard to make two sentences that people can't find fault with. not easy.But how can Tang Youzhu be easily dismissed?Especially those who have taught Yuhuatian by precepts and deeds over the years and subtly influenced him. When you dare to play with me and run away from home, I will immediately go away and repay the stinky problem.Yu Huatian was so picky about him just now, if he can really give a perfect answer, that's all, otherwise...

Master Tangtang was born in the Great Five Sages, and he is an expert in playing poison. Who is afraid of whom?Even if the spirit snake Yuchan is not used, one mouth can still poison several elephants to death, okay?

Yuhuatian changed the subject several times, but Tang Youzhu was pulled back again. During the entanglement, a wisp of cooking smoke rose from the sky above the inn. It turned out that it was almost noon before he knew it, so Yuhuatian smiled and said: "You didn't pay back just now. Am I thinking about eating porridge with the flavor of this place? Don’t hurry back, be careful of the cold.”

Tang Youzhu rolled his eyes, then closed his mouth.

There is indeed a pot of good porridge in the inn.

In recent years, he has become famous for assassinating corrupt officials. Even Wan Yulou, the governor of the East Factory, was killed by his knight Zhao Huaian. For some reason, since he also appeared in this black shop, the purpose seems to be to save Ling Yanqiu here.

It is said that this Zhao Huai'an was originally called Zhou Huai'an, and he has wandered around the world for more than ten years, but the Zhao family was still there a few years ago, this person wanted to be a hero, and he didn't want to hurt his family, so he changed his name and surname to walk around the world.Until more than two years ago when the Zhao family was convicted, beheaded, or exiled, almost all of Zhao Huai'an's parents and brothers died, so he no longer had any scruples in acting, and only then did he restore his original name.

This is something that Tang Youzhu never discovered when he watched the movie. It may be that the world has completed itself, or it may be that some new movie came out after he left that world.But no matter what, when Tang Youzhu was forced to watch a movie with his mother, he really wanted to ask this person: Since he claims to be chivalrous, why did he violate the emperor's order and send Zhongliang to a foreign Tatar? What about the land?Although the way of persuading His Majesty and Blood Splattered King was silly and naive, but in the name of chivalry, he sent the descendants of loyal and patriotic people to live among foreign tribes——

The most important thing is that it is a foreign race that has always been eyeing the Central Plains. After 200 years, it will help another foreign race trample on the dignity of the Han people with iron cavalry...

Although Tang Youzhu grew up in Greater China, where 56 ethnic groups belong to one family, he has no extreme thoughts of discriminating against ethnic minorities—in fact, he has no capital to discriminate against others. Although the Tang family is listed as Han on their household registration, the family has double eyelids... It is said that the purebred Han people all have single eyelids!

But Zhou Huaian lived in a different era.

For hundreds of years, the Ming Dynasty has almost always had wars with Tatars, but it was just big or small.

In such an era, under such a big background, how could a person who was said to have served as the head coach of the Forbidden Army, a self-proclaimed chivalrous person, make such a decision to go to the land of national enmity to linger after escorting Zhongliang?

Why was the so-called Zhongliang Empress able to accept such "good intentions" calmly?

Tang Youzhu couldn't imagine it.

If it was him, he would rather smear his face and return to his home country to hide his name. No matter how poor the place is, it would definitely be better than going to the enemy country.

Even if you are not loyal to a certain king, you should be loyal to this land.Living in a foreign race, and finally being assimilated by a foreign race, or even worse, bringing a foreign race to conquer the land that raised one's ancestors... What's the matter?

To be loyal, but only to run wild in the den, not to kill Tatar Japanese pirates, let the Tatars run amok, and even cooperate with the Tatars, just to oppose the so-called eunuchs... It is ridiculous.

Tang Youzhu disagreed and didn't understand.

Yuhuatian laughed loudly:

"What's so difficult to understand? No matter how he acts chivalrously, it also depends on whether it is beneficial to him——

Although Wan Yulou is not a thing, is it true that none of what he has done is beneficial to the country?On that day, he brought his will to Jiangsu and Zhejiang!Although it is true that when the time comes, it is inevitable to accept some filial piety and make some party members, but with the restraint of angels, is it really not beneficial for the counties in Jiangsu and Zhejiang to join forces to fight against the Eastern Japanese bandits?But who made him a eunuch!

As for the Zhao family...

Before Zhao Mizhongju, he was just a farmer's boy, and his family only had two acres of Susukida. How could he earn such a big family business in just a few decades?The highest official rank is no more than the second rank. What is the salary of my second rank official?When the house was ransacked that day, there was a full 1906 million taels of cash!The value of other fields, villages, mountains, and antiques, cultural relics, furniture, etc. will not be detailed one by one!Zhao Daxia has always looked down on corrupt officials the most, so why didn't he clear up his own details first? "

Zhao Huaian's ability is extraordinary, but when he met Yuhuatian whose dream turned around, he didn't dare to say that he knew everything, but he probably knew a good opportunity, so it was safe to take him down.

He used to be full of pride and arrogance, but even if he was reduced to a prisoner, he still looked proud and indifferent, only when his eyes glanced at Ling Yanqiu, there was a little warmth.But I don't want to ask Tang Youzhu with his fat head tilted, and with a little childish curiosity: "Do you think the descendants of those who fled to Tartar are my Ming people, or are they Tatar?" Buludu can confidently say, "Aren't Tatars and Ming people both people? The people of Ming Dynasty were once under the rule of Tatars." Ling Guozhou can say indifferently, "If you have a son and follow your father, you should be a Ming person." Zhao Huaian was unable to answer.

No one doesn't feel it when they wake up, but once they are picked apart...

Whether it is the offspring born with the Han people or foreigners, the ancestors who fled the country, and the descendants who were raised in other places...

What Zhao Huai'an received since he was a child was originally the education that the ruler wants his ministers to die and his ministers have to die. It is certainly unrighteous for a ruler to abandon his ministers, but it is already unfaithful for a minister to abandon his ruler. If you add abandoning the country and family...

Zhao Huaian didn't speak, Tang Youzhu sighed: "Since you can't even answer, why do you think that Zhongliang will be escorted out by you later, just to treat him and his elders well?"

Zhao Huaian still didn't speak, his face was as cold as a rock that couldn't be corroded by desert wind and sand.

But Yuhuatian quickly made up for him.

When the Zhao family was in trouble, Zhao Huai'an was still roaming the rivers and lakes, but he never sought revenge on those who had joined the Zhao family, let alone those executioners... for what?Didn't he just know that although the Zhao family's crimes were slandered and imposed that day, the ones that the Zhao family committed seriously, ransacked their homes, beheaded them and exiled them... all of them were given lighter sentences under the influence of relatives and friends in the same year?

Who is fighting?