Ming Chuan Zhi Zhu Youji [Sword Three System Wear + Yuhuatian]

In this way, three days later, the two teams who passed the effect of the obsessive venom will reconcile, and sweep the entire area of ​​Gyeonggi to the sky, and face to face with this pair of guys who are said to be "the parents died, and the nanny loyally escorted the young master back to his hometown" , or bumped into each other many times, just asking them "Have you ever seen two people passing by, one big and one small?" There were three times...

But Tang Youzhu's makeup skills are really good. There are also people who have worked with Ma Jinliang for several years, and there are also people who have been guarding by his side for many days, but they didn't recognize them in a daze.

On the seventh day, after Tang Youzhu walked most of Shandong, he finally never met those people again.

Master Tangtang put his hips on his hips and laughed, Susu should have gotten the news, now it’s your turn to chase Master Tangtang and me, —— the meaty Young Master Lu, kept jumping his feet to fight back another joke that he was "as round as an egg" The strange boy of "is a monkey spirit". When he turned around the mountain rompingly, what he saw was a big wax gourd riding on a donkey with his hips akimbo and smiling!

Young master Lu said without hesitation: "You are a dead monkey spirit! Just say that you have bad eyesight! How can I be considered fat like this young master? The one over there is a standard meat puff!"

Tang Youzhu immediately lowered his head and narrowed his eyes: "What? Are you jealous of the wisdom that cannot be blocked by a mortal body?"

Ma Jinliang, who still thought he was "Ma Shi", bowed his head silently. Sometimes he really couldn't understand why the master and wife were killed by bandits?It's obvious that the young master's face can't be pierced by shells, okay?With such a good shield, how desperate must the master and wife's IQ be to die under the bandit's sword?I hate myself for hurting my head and my memory is blurred, but I can't solve such a bizarre thing.

Young master Lu and the monkey spirit's thoughts were not as complicated as "Ma Shi", but it did shock Tang Youzhu's face.Young Master Lu came to his senses first, poked his bulging belly triumphantly, and squinted at the monkey spirit: "Understood? The pretense here is wisdom that ordinary people like you can't understand!" Then he turned his head to win him over. His allies: "Little brother, you are really smart. Not only does your body look so standard, but you also have such insight."

Tang Youzhu suddenly felt sympathy for his thick skin: "Your vision is not bad, Mr. Tangtang is so low-key, you can still see how smart I am."

The monkey spirit was finally awakened by a shiver. He rubbed his arms exaggeratedly and stared wide-eyed in horror: "Where is this thick-skinned monster that came out? Your body is only stuffed with the skin of a dry man from the inside to the outside, right?" ? Divine weapons can’t pierce your thick skins!”

Young Master Lu gritted his teeth at him: "That's right! I'm Hanba! Why don't you obediently donate your flesh and blood?"

As he said that, he rushed over, ahhhhhhhhh, he opened his mouth wide to bite, but the monkey elf cleverly avoided it. What was surprising was that Young Master Lu was fat and his movements were quite flexible.The two of you came and went, even "Mashi" forgot to be ashamed of his young master's thick skin, raised his head and stared intently, and Tang Youzhu even fished out a pile of smashed walnuts and a pile of walnuts from nowhere. Pot of tea, watching it with relish.

This time, it was the monkey spirit who came to his senses first. He ran up the tree a few times, raised his chin and laughed at Young Master Lu: "Look, they are all thick-skinned monsters who usually pretend to be extraordinary wisdom. Why are they watching a movie?" , but you can only watch it as a play?"

Young Master Lu stood under the tree with his hands behind his back, calm and composed, like an elegant egg: "Even if it's all a monkey show for others to see, at least I'm the one playing the monkey, not the monkey being played."

The monkey spirit was furious: "Who do you think is the monkey being tricked?"

Young Master Lu was clearly standing under the tree looking up, but he was able to forcibly look down and stare at him, more and more like a proud egg: "Isn't it the one jumping on the tree?"

The monkey spirit rushed down angrily, and the two fought together again, but for some reason, the more they fought, the closer they were to Tang Youzhu's side, and then suddenly they jumped together and rushed towards Tang Youzhu's side.

"Mr. Ma" was shocked. Although his memory was a little confused by Tang Youzhu's obsessive Gu, the memory of his body was still there, and he kicked it without hesitation. Although the monkey spirit was dexterous, he was young after all, so he avoided it for a while No, it was the egg that had been bickering with him all the time, no, it was the little young master Lu, whose chubby body suddenly twisted and turned, and was able to help the monkey spirit block that kick, but he was also kicked flew out.

Tang Youzhu's face changed, even if he didn't open the system panel, he could still imagine the blood bar of the little fat man dropping rapidly.Hurry up to brush over a few healers, and stop Ma Jinliang while drinking: "It's just a child's play, Ma Ma, you are making too much fuss!" Then he smiled apologetically at the angry and staring monkey spirit, and said vaguely: "Something happened before, I This horse is afraid that you are still sent by someone to harm me, so the reaction is a bit big."

Seeing from the system panel that the little fat man's blood bar was stable above 80%, Tang Youzhu casually took out a sugar pill and stuffed it into his mouth, pretending to say: "Okay, although there is a little internal injury, but eat my tiger Bone Bear Fetal Pill, don't play too much in the next few days, it will be healed soon."

Seeing that the situation has stabilized, he is serious again - he was going to put his hands behind his back, but I don't know if he remembered the elegant egg that was standing with his hands behind his back. Tang Youzhu put down his hands again, and it naturally fell to his side, with his chin slightly raised and his face solemn He taught me a lesson: "Next time you play around, you have to be careful! If you attack strangers for no reason, thanks to my darling eyes, I know that you have no malicious intentions. Otherwise, it would be light to beat someone up. If you lose your life for nothing, then it would be wronged." Woolen cloth!"

The monkey spirit supported Young Master Lu and muttered: "Why didn't you call your mother-in-law in time? You didn't speak so loudly until you got hurt—you eat green onions and garlic all the time, right? "

Lu Xiaodan, no, it's Young Master Lu, who smiled gracefully: "It's because we are too casual, I didn't expect the mother next to the little brother to be so tight." Smash it again: "It's a pity Good medicine for little brother."

Tang Youzhu felt that he was a really elegant brother who was more elegant than an egg, and he would not care about a monkey, so he smiled freely: "It's just something that can be made for 1000 taels of silver, and it's not worth anything."

Egg and Monkey Essence widened their eyes together, and soon Egg returned to his young master demeanor, but Monkey Essence snorted angrily: "Evil rich man! After my uncle empties out your warehouse, you can say 1000 taels a piece of silver." The ones are just gadgets!"

Tang Youzhu raised his eyebrows, want to evacuate my house's warehouse?With Mr. Tangtang around, even Li Chuang Wang and Wu Sangui would not have a chance. Just you, a little guy who is not as tall as my lord?

After looking critically at it, he suddenly let out an exclamation. Although his complexion recovered quickly, it was very weird for a moment.

But he didn't say anything, and when Ludan pulled the monkey spirit who was still angry to say goodbye to him, he just nodded briefly, and didn't start to question Ma Jinliang until he stayed at night.

After a question, there were indeed Baiyun City in the South China Sea and the Rakshasa Sect in the Northwest. Tang Youzhu had a face full of embarrassment. Will the young and the young still struggle for a long time, and how to ensure that if the young and the young of the Tang family is born smoothly, how to protect the old lady of the Tang family, and the poor, who just married a daughter into the family? The Tang family, but the ancestors of the Zhao family who died in a plane crash for no reason because they gave birth to a grandson of the lone star of Tiansha...

Tang Youzhu really didn't want his lone star journey to happen again.

But how to get rid of it is really a big project. To some extent, it is even more difficult than realizing his lofty goal in a domineering way.

But now Tang Youzhu doesn't need to make any more difficulties.

This is the Ming Dynasty, but it is not the Ming Dynasty.He no longer needs to worry about whether the egg laid after the hen was reared is still the original egg, but he has no chance to make up for the regret he once had.

Like this, like this...

There is nothing wrong with this, his family must have passed the bridge of Naihe, maybe they are watching his various jokes, laughing at his little bald head, and molesting his elephant dance; He basically grasped the meringue, and went forward separately.

Tang Youzhu looked up at a 45-degree angle, facing the spider web on the ceiling of the inn, which had no stars, moon, or sun or rain—it was bright and sad for half an hour, and then began to sort out the memories of the previous life.

He had always thought that he was traveling through history, and he was only thinking about how to develop people's livelihood technology after he became emperor, how to stabilize this unlucky Ming that had encountered the Little Ice Age, and how to develop thermal weapons and manufacture large ships. , To open up territories and compete for more land resources... Even before becoming emperor, there are still many, many things he can and wants to do.

So even if he occasionally hears one or two names and feels familiar, he will be surprised that the legendary lightness kung fu actually exists, but at most he will sigh that the Qing Dynasty's ban on military affairs is really a big killer after the ban on seas, and it is a retrogression of the Great China. The stupid move... I really didn't think so much about the others.

But just now, the system panel told him about the egg named "Lu Xiaofeng", and the monkey essence that turned out to be "Sikong Zhaixing"... As a six or seven-year-old who can already understand the inside of his father's study, hide After all kinds of high-end and high-end tomes, those martial arts novels written by men who fight their swords with passion, no matter what life they are in, they are the guys who are so smart that they are ashamed to death. Tang Youzhu said that although the Gulong series is the most It was best-selling in the 21th century, but as a person born in the [-]st century, Mr. Tangtang is very familiar with it.

Among Lu Xiaofeng, what impressed Tang Youzhu the most was not the protagonist Lu Xiaofeng, but the loneliness of Ximen Chuuxuegumei Aoxue, the regret of Ye Gucheng's flying fairy falling to the underworld...and, in the battle on the top of the Forbidden City, the Ye Gucheng is the lucky little emperor who said, "You are a beautiful woman, but you can be a thief".

(^o^)/According to Lu Xiaofeng's age, that little emperor is the wise and mighty Lord Tangtang!

—couldn't have been a luckier discovery!

But the big universe's love for Mr. Tangtang is that it makes him extremely lucky and unlucky.

When Tang Youzhu found out that he had also molested Ye Chengzhu, who was like a heavenly man when he was young, he also found out—Nima, it turns out that Yuhuatian is really that Yuhuatian!

What once annoyed him to death, his mother-in-law, who is obviously not young, and who became a mother, still had the nerve to say something to her, "It really is martial arts that seeks defeat alone, with an oriental invincible appearance, really has a graceful temperament and demeanor." That Yuhuatian of "The Enchanting Little Fairy"!

——Let's just say it, and the saliva will flow. Anyway, it is Master Tang's duty to prevent a certain woman from having sex with her. Young Master Tang Youzhu is not willing to pay more attention to it, but his mother insists on hugging him. Drooling, force him to watch it together!

This makes Tang Youzhu, who has read all kinds of books since he was a child (especially the bookcase dedicated to martial arts series in Master Tang's study), can't complain about his mother's logic: Dugu Qiubai will not be ashamed to throw himself to death Thank you in the underground palace!As for Dongfang Invincible... Haha, my lord, have you read the original "Swordsman"?The Dongfang Bubai in it... really looks like him, and your saliva won't come out...

——Then being ruthlessly pinched by his mother, or the flames of war developed into personal attacks on each other's idols...

Mrs. Tang's mouth is actually poisonous to death. She knows that Tang Youzhu, a guy who beats children like a kid, is rare in his life to be seen as an entertainer, but the other party dies early-Master Tang was GameOver before he was born, little friend Tang Youzhu I fell in love with his songs only after hearing his songs at my aunt's house. For a while, I was chanting "Your birth, I am not yet born, and I am old when I was born."...

But when stepping on each other's idols with Tang Youzhu, they always focus on this point mercilessly, that's one step on the other!

Tang Youzhu didn't have the childishness of attacking each other with his mother until he was 14 years old, because he is an adult, talking about his elegant and dedicated appreciation for that person with a woman who can change her beauty and drool in less than half a year , It's really a waste of saliva to find anger.

Although after the age of 24, Tang Youzhu once had a period of time, very recalling the days of wasting saliva looking for anger...

Yuhuatian was just one of the many beauties that Mrs. Tang was obsessed with, but Tang Youzhu was particularly impressed by him.

Because before him, a certain beauty that Mrs. Tang was obsessed with was a guy who played a messy braid show. Tang Youzhu complained very rudely. As a result, Mrs. Tang said that Tang Youzhu's idol is a "pervert who is obsessed with men." For this reason, Tang Youzhu really turned against his mother. Although Mrs. Tang later admitted his mistake very sincerely, when he was in Yuhuatian, Tang Youzhu still carefully revised the original words and returned them: "It's just a bad man. She's not a woman, she's a pervert!"

——As a matter of course, there was another verbal battle with Mrs. Tang. Fortunately, both parties did not talk about whether they were perverted or not.

Tang Youzhu felt that Yuhuatian's name was a bit familiar before, but firstly, the pronunciation of the language at this time is similar to but different from the Mandarin of later generations, and secondly, there are really few people who call Yuhuatian by their full name, and those few people are very few It's so called, and no one will write Yuhuatian's name on purpose to teach Tangtang to recognize it. When Tang Youzhu didn't expect that he might be in the world of novels, film and television, at most he wondered that the governor of Xichang during the Chenghua period was not Should it be Wang Zhi?How did it become your own crisp?I had to flick my wings again, and my wings were really big enough. I really didn't think too much about it except that the legendary Wang Zhi who made a fortune as a young boy didn't know where the butterfly had gone.

So at this time, it is especially a bolt from the blue!

It turns out that the meringue is the Yuhuatian who is said to be based on Wang Zhi. Mr. Tangtang was young at the time, and he was grinning with a mouth that had grown back teeth with great difficulty. He said that he was really a pervert...

OTZ is fortunate that the meringue does not have mind reading skills, and this world is not that world. Even if the world of martial arts is suddenly inserted into the world of celestial beings, allowing them to live together into the 21st century, it is impossible for him to hear such words from his other self...

The most important thing right now is...

Tang Youzhu grabbed Ma Jinliang by the collar: "Shusu ran away from home this time, shouldn't she be going to some Longmen Inn to find some Baishang national treasure?"

Do you need to be so ruthless and unreasonable!Egg meringue is obviously the main course of their assorted hot pot soup!Why did you entrap an underground palace?And I haven't heard that Concubine Wanmu has hunted down any pregnant maids - she has been recommending Tongfang girls to the cheap daddy in a weird way, and promised that as long as she is pregnant, she will at least seal Jieyu; if it is safe Production, both men and women are concubine...

It's completely different from the plot in memory!But meringue is still desperately looking for that Baishang national treasure!

Ma Jinliang was still tight-lipped, but Tang Youzhu guessed it from his slightly shaking eyes when he heard "Dragon Inn"!

So Mr. Tangtang is not well!

——This terrible world!Every time Lord Tangtang thinks that he is ruthless and unreasonable enough to make trouble, he can always continue to refresh the lower limit!

——Or to be more precise, the lower limit of this world is actually the legendary black hole, right?Every time you think you have found the bottom, there is still a deeper and more hidden connotation...

Mud coal!

Then the plot timeline of the Flying Armor of the Dragon Gate was not very clear at first, but now it is messed up again. Who knows that the Baishang Kingdom Underground Palace opened the door at a certain time, and my meringue could not think about it and really jumped in at that time?However, Ma Jinliang is an elm bump, and he still refuses to tell the whereabouts of the meringue!

The only good thing about this matter is that the Longmen Inn has traces to follow, frontiers, deserts, Blackwater City... Although the longitude dimension is not specific, at least there is a general direction.

Ma Jinliang became the Ma family again, but this time the relatives of the master's family in his memory were not in the south of the Yangtze River, but in a small town filled with yellow sand.

Tang Youzhu sat on the horse, his mouth and nose were covered quite tightly by a thick black cloth, only one iconic bald head was quite eye-catching.

"Mr. Ma" chattered worriedly: "The day is very strong, and the sand hurts when it hits your body. You should cover your head too, young master..."

Tang Youzhu's voice muffled from under the turban: "It's okay." Before "Mashi" spoke again, he pointed to the front and said, "Let's rest there."

Although the inn built in the small town like that is unlikely to be the legendary Longmen Inn, Tang Youzhu still decided to rest.

In fact, this place is still far away from the edge of the desert, but because the trees are sparse, the wind and dust will be heavy. The native people resist the wind and sand all the year round, and their skin is so rough and dry. They are the most juicy girls in the town. Miss Wang's face, who bathed with cow and goat milk and applied high-quality ointment from the south of the Yangtze River, was not as smooth and fair as Tang Youzhu's.

When Tang Youzhu entered the town, even if he didn't take off his mask, his bald head was enough to attract attention.And once the face mask is removed, the chubby little face, the round eyes, and the smile are the face with the first dimple... Ouch, it instantly knocked down the hearts of a whole town of uncles and aunts.

So when Tang Youzhu inquired about Longmen Inn, it was especially... not smooth!

Everyone, even the most ferocious big man, or the most money-minded aunt, tried to persuade "Mr. Ma": "It's not a good place there, why bother to think about it so much? Such a cute little doll, why do you want to take it with you?" To that kind of place?"

There is even a big brain hole: "Aren't you going to send this doll to make steamed stuffed buns? The meat is extremely tender, but it's a pity that it looks so small... It's better to sell it to the south of the Yangtze River, it's more valuable than selling human flesh steamed stuffed buns There are too many! Or you can sell them to me! If you are well-raised, my mother will be multiple sons, and when you are not well-behaved, you will have time to deal with them..."

"Mr. Ma" raised his eyebrows, whether it was the false memory created for him by the obsessive mind gu, or the task his loyal supervisor entrusted to him, this little master was something he desperately wanted to protect, how could he tolerate anyone? so?

On the contrary, Tang Youzhu smiled, and poked her bun face with an innocent look: "What is the bun material? Tangtang is originally a sugar bun, look——" Taking a deep breath, the bun face is bulging, One index finger poked one side, eyes squinted: "The sweetest bun!"

Although the skin is a little rough and dark, there is a kind of flamboyant charm between her eyebrows and eyes. When talking about being a human flesh bun, she is as relaxed as a lean meat bun. Soon he calmed down again under the effect of the obsessive mind gu, and said: "My little master is going to Xinchengerbao to find relatives, and I heard that there is a strange Longmen Inn on the way, so I want to take a detour to avoid it..."

The woman then poked the candy bun with her finger, she was in a good mood, and didn't care about "Ma Shi"'s glaring look just now, she smiled and told "her" in detail, how far to the northwest is the Longmen Inn, if you want to take a detour to Xinchengerbao It's best to go anyway, and at the end, I even gave Tang Youzhu a sheepskin bag of water: "Add sugar!"

Tang Youzhu thanked her with a smile: "Sister is the best~ I'll play with you when Tangtang finds Susu~"

The woman waved her hand boldly: "Okay! My sister is waiting for you to come back to play!"

"Ma Shi" looked at the woman's charming appearance, and tried to recall the appearance of the mistress. For some reason, although the memory was blurred, there was a strange shock that could not be understood by outsiders.