Tang Youzhu shook his hands, his fat paws could hardly hold the note in his hand, even if there were only two layers of chins left, his cute little face like a big Ah Fu was twisted into a hideous face Come.Wei Xing looked at his nose with his eyes, and his heart with his nose. He didn't dare to breathe out, and he sighed infinitely in his heart, let alone mention it.

In Tang Youzhu's heart, there are tens of thousands of muddy horses whizzing past,

It's not Mrs. Tangtang's intention to go missing for seven days and eight nights.

Mrs. Nima Tangtang only knew that there were spies from the West Factory by his side, so he pretended to be missing and prepared for a long time. According to the plan, the news of the spies from the West Factory would definitely be delivered to the meringue, but Chen Zhun and others would not make a fuss When I was scared of cheap dad, I came back by myself. Master Nima really just wanted to tease the overly arrogant and awkward egg meringue...

——Who knew that a small toad would suddenly appear in the small cave that had been stepped on earlier?——It was still topaz in color, with horns on its head, silver rings on its claws, and bat wings. It was definitely a small three-dimensional version. Quack too?

Tang Youzhu became excited immediately, that's Gua Tai, the Gua Tai who protects my disciples of the Great Five Saints for the rest of their lives!

You must know that for the members of the Great Five Saints, pets are absolutely true love, and Gutai is an absolute loyal dog among them!During the days when more than a thousand friends came and went, he was the only one wandering in the game alone, the spirit snake, the holy scorpion, the sky spider, the wind centipede, the jade toad, these six guys who were supposed to be summoned beasts, became Tang Youzhu's chatterbox Pets on board.

Among them, the spirit snakes are closer to each other, and the sky spiders will accompany them in silence, but Mrs. Gua, although she can only make a silly "quack", and her voice is not very beautiful, she is the only one who will be foolish when he is in front of her. When he was talking about the past and wondering whether his family members at the other end of Naihe Bridge were waiting for him to be reunited, but they never had the heart to give himself an end, he responded with a hoarse voice.

Gua is too ugly to look at, and when the computer screen suddenly becomes a real face, it is even more ugly.But even such an unattractive toad was once the best company during the three years of loneliness that could drive people crazy.

Tang Youzhu is not a cruel and cynical person, but he was not a kind-hearted mother-in-law at first, but when facing Gua Tai, even if he first traveled to the game and sacrificed Gua Tai a few times, but after getting used to sitting around his knees When he chattered past, he was only accompanied by hoarse "croaks", and he never sacrificed the croaks again.

Although every time the sacrifice is finished, one can be summoned again soon, and its appearance and sound are almost the same as the original one... Even Tang Youzhu can clearly remind himself that even the original one is just a game dealer. It's just a set of data that comes out...

But you know, you know, Tang Youzhu started from croaking, but gradually got used to never sacrificing any summoned beast again.

——Even if it's just a group of data that can't speak, as long as Mr. Tangtang is willing, he can also be a part of the Tang family!

The youngest of the Tang family, whose only close relatives were left with a foreign surname, made a bold decision.

So even if the method of putting away and engaging in base snakes is very simple, as long as they are sacrificed once, they can be deceived until the next summoning, but Tang Youzhu would rather refresh the anger value of the meringue, and rely on the risk of the dragon's buttocks being braised, Take them with you.

That's why Tang Youzhu forgot to calculate the time to go back when he saw a croak who was so small that it was unreasonable and whose appearance was not three-dimensional, so he blew the Jade Chan Yin directly.

Tang Youzhu subdued the spirit snake very quickly, it would not be an exaggeration to say that it took the blink of an eye.He didn't expect that blowing on the Yuchanyin could consume seven days and eight nights.

When he blew the Jade Toad Yin, he entered a mysterious and mysterious state.

During the three years of traveling through the game, he had very few senses other than visual and auditory.

——It's the feeling of leveling up, and it's also the reason why Tang Youzhu desperately rose from an ordinary master to No.1 on the master list.

——The days when you can only feel a little bit every time you upgrade, and the days when you wait for the game developer to develop a new level after each upgrade to the full level, so that you can "enjoy" again, don't be too tragic!

Of course, now that Tang Youzhu has returned to his normal life, this feeling can no longer make him pursue madly as if he was addicted, but how can I say it, Master Tangtang still misses it when he meets again after six years away, especially the past With a wave of his sleeves, the ground is in a state of lonely seeking defeat.

……well!It's always hard to have both.There is still a long way to go if you want to be strong and invincible so that the meringue bows down, and you have to taste the taste of custard and touch the skin of the meringue.

But Master Tangtang and he won't be overwhelmed by a little bump on the road!Before I use my abs to make the meringue succumb, let's see how I can earn him back first~

When Tang Youzhu was immersed in the pleasure of upgrading, his last thought was egg meringue.

When waking up from the pleasure of upgrading, Tang Youzhu tried Yuchan Yin, looking at the seemingly clumsy, but actually can be called Gua Tai, his first thought was still: Let Gua Tai and Dan Dan After playing for a while, I don't know how interesting his reaction will be?

Of course, this idea was quickly dismissed—Tang Youzhu didn’t want to sacrifice Guatai, who had come home so hard—but it’s a bit regretful not to see Yuhuatian’s expression after a toad jumped on him, But it was not as shocking as when he got out of the cave and found that the sun was already in full swing.

But in a blink of an eye, Tang Youzhu still smiled naturally when he met Shang Chongwang's eyes.Even if he learned from Chong Wang that it took seven days and eight nights for him to upgrade once, Tang Youzhu, who secretly touched his still bulging belly, was very skeptical, and his face remained calm.

——In fact, the Q version of Du Ge in my heart has long been rolling and beating the ground three and a half times without image, crying and crying like a river.

——The rage value of the egg meringue must be bursting!Although the frantic egg meringue is also very cute, Mr. Tangtang's dragon butt may be braised again...

——The force value is too low is a tragedy!

Tang Youzhu smiled on the face, but the sadness in his heart has already flowed upstream.

He had a premonition of the fate he was about to face, but he really didn't expect that the fate could be worse than his premonition.

It's okay to braise dragon's buttocks and so on, but why do you have to braise them in front of cheap parents, concubines, aunts, uncles, and even timid... such a group of people?How about your usual cautious reserve?Even if you are obsessed with Mr. Tangtang's strong buttocks, you can't be so impatient, right?In front of so many people being handed by salty pigs or something... Even if the hands of meringue are not salty pigs, the degree of shame is slightly higher~

——Fortunately, the men of my Dawushengjiao are mighty and majestic who will never be defeated by shame.

Tang Youzhu wailed for a long time without thunder and rain, and finally got Yuhuatian to dig a big hole for himself and jumped in. The emperor kindly sponsored a few shovels to completely bury the meringue in his bowl... Tang Baozi was about to strike while the iron was hot They took the egg meringue to have a bath together, but the door actually reported that Concubine Ji Shu was here!

Flip the table!

Can all the women in the harem come to the front court easily now?You must know that the East Palace is located in the southeast of Qianqing Palace. Although the back is connected to Qingning Palace, the main entrance is obliquely facing Wenyuan Pavilion!The queen mother is not allowed to come in and out easily, where did you come from, cheap mother?

Tang Youzhu was embraced by Concubine Ji Shu, who was pear-blossoming and rainy, and although Concubine Ji Shu's heart was not very broad, the feeling of being poured into her head with tears might not be better than being buried and suffocated!And the cheap mother cried when she cried, what did she say!

What kind of ulterior motives offend the dragon's body--cheap daddy is still sitting there!Although Master Tangtang also felt that the part of him that was burned in soy sauce should indeed be the dragon's buttocks, the baby dragon is also a dragon!But is it okay if you speak so openly and sincerely?

The slaves who steal, rape, play tricks and bully the young master should be killed-cheap mother, you can just say it, do you have to roll your eyes and turn over the egg meringue?Cheap Dad managed to cover me with two shovels and let him stay in my bowl obediently. Do you need to dig the bottom of my bowl in such a hurry?

The act of digging the bottom of the bowl is really more hateful than digging the corner of the wall!

It's a pity that it was Ji who dug the bottom of the bowl. Tang Youzhu saw that this body was conceived in August of her pregnancy, so she had to bear it, but Yuhuatian's face became colder and colder, and afterwards it was taken for granted that she took a bath with him However, he only serves but does not go into the water, says that he is sleeping with him but only stands guard by the bed and does not sleep...etc. Silent protest behaviors make the Q version of Du Ge more and more lament: Can this world be more ruthless and unreasonable? ?

The world sneered silently.

The will of the big universe doesn't bother to be honest with a mortal to the extent that he is ruthless and unreasonable.

... Then a few days later, Tang Youzhu held a piece of Xue Tao paper that was exactly the same as the one he used during the Shangyuan Festival, and looked at the domineering and leaky font of the silver hook and iron painting on it, and deeply felt the maliciousness of the universe without a lower limit.

His egg meringue, that egg meringue that he seems to have always been domineering, mature, stable, old and cunning, but in fact he was just a junior high school student when we first saw him, and now he is not as young as a weak crown, finally came as he wished, He was simply childish for a while, but in the end he told him: You are not the only one who ran away from home, I also left the egg meringue!As for the crime of leaving the capital with the honor of the county king and the responsibility of the palm seal, your highness, you can just file a complaint with your majesty and let him punish you. Anyway, the minister has already committed a heinous crime and deserves to be killed. There is no difference between beheading once and beheading ten times, so I sincerely suggest, Your Highness, just try your best to sue, and try to replace the beheading with the punishment of Ling Chi, so that you won't suffer too much...

Of course, Yu Huatian's wording is much more elegant than this, but in Tang Youzhu's interpretation, the central idea is the same: run away willfully, and then threaten him to go to the emperor to help him lie!

——Is it true that Master Tangtang is reluctant to punish you?

Tang Youzhu's cheeks were as swollen as Guatai, and the pocket version of Xiao Guatai jumped from the top of his head to the tip of his nose, and then hopped left and right and stepped on the bulging cheeks, making two "croaks" at the same time.

Master Tangtang, with his chest up and belly and brows upright, collapsed on the kang like a deflated ball.

Although he was very reluctant to admit it, but even a pair of stinky socks in the assorted soup could not get rid of the very cruel Mr. Tangtang, and he really couldn't see the meringue being punished.

Although that guy is awkward and arrogant, and arrogant, and very unceremoniously stir-fried Mr. Tangtang's dragon buttocks, and poured it with a big bottle of soy sauce (actually it is medicinal oil for promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis) ...But Tangtang-sama can punish him appropriately, and other people, even cheap dads, are not allowed to use the king's law as a name to embarrass his family's egg meringues!

Depressed beat the table!It's easy for Mrs. Tangtang to convince Daddy not to pursue the egg meringue, but how can he go out and arrest the abominable egg meringue who dared to run away from home?

Tang Youzhu opened the system panel depressedly. With Guatai's return, Yuchanyin and Chanxiao lit up, and three space grids were opened up at once, and—huh?

Tang Youzhu opened a newly opened grid, and found that there was actually a book inside, and what was drawn on the cover with strange strokes, Tang Youzhu didn't know it, but he knew it. It was four words: Citation Soul Gu technique!

(⊙o⊙) Wow!Phoenix Gu, have you finally come?

The deflated ball candy was filled again in an instant, and he sat up energetically with his little stomach upright, but before the Q version of the poisonous brother put his hips on his hips and laughed, the ball candy was half deflated again.

Don't let it go down completely, but you can't help but be disappointed.

There are only four types of soul-drawing Gu, they include the Death-Dying, Bewildering, Withering and Remnant Sleeping Gu, but there is no Phoenix Gu...

QAQ Phoenix Gu is a bit against the sky, but with more restrictions, even if it can only be used to recover from serious injuries, it's good, depressed!

Fortunately, there is still a proper use of the Bewitching Gu for comfort. Tang Youzhu, who was not completely discouraged but could not cheer up, managed to pull himself together under the encouragement of "Quak Quack" from Tai Tai.

There was a sinister smile on Da Fu's fat face, Tang Youzhu held the pocket croak that was only as big as his fingernail in the palm of his hand, and whispered softly: "Then, little lady, when Mr. Tangtang has practiced his skills, we will work together Go and capture the tsundere beauty who ran away from home—then our family of five must bathe and sleep together!"

Assorted hot pot soup can’t afford it for the time being, but quietly put the spirit snake jade toad next to the pillow in the bath, and tell him when I can guarantee that Susu can’t escape anymore... Hehe, that face will definitely be cute~

Master Tangtang, who knows how to regulate himself very well, filled himself with energy in a short time, and then vigorously used all kinds of proficiency in brushing the obsessive heart gu.It was a very boring process, there were no missions, no bosses, no treasure drops, no upgrades, only quietly controlling the palace guards to pull their hair and brush their sleeves... But as long as you think about it compared to the basic functions in the game Breaking off the cover, the Mixin Gu in the three-dimensional dimension is really worthy of the name "Mixin". It can subtly change the confusion of people's hearts, and make people who are originally addicted to sweets turn salty and spicy within a certain period of time-used to convince cheap daddy It would be more appropriate to let yourself out of the palace!

At the beginning of noon on the twelfth day of the second month, when the sun was bright, suddenly the sky and the earth became dark, and it was a solar eclipse.

Tang Youzhu was controlling the palace people to weave grass and grasshoppers outside Jiangxuexuan in the imperial garden. When he heard the noise, his eyes rolled: God help me!Daddy Cheap made an appointment with Concubine Wanmu to enjoy the flowers today, right?The emperor's father just walked over, and Concubine Wan Mu said that she wanted to cook a flower cake herself, so she still didn't come over in Yongning Palace, right?

The grasshopper didn't care about it, and it didn't matter how panicked the palace lady who woke up from the obsession Gu and only realized the solar eclipse, Tang Youzhu quickly turned her fat legs and headed for Wanchun Pavilion.

The emperor was in the Wanchun Pavilion, leisurely brewing a pot of rose dew that Concubine Wan Gui loved so much recently. He was startled by the sudden solar eclipse, and the palace people around him panicked and shouted indiscriminately. Most of them are actually protecting him like Qin Ji and Zhang Min...

With such a group of loyal servants protecting him, the emperor should have felt at ease, but when he looked around, Awan was not there!

If Concubine Wan Gui is not around, even if there are many people around him in a protective posture, the emperor will still be uneasy.Because everyone who stands in front of him in a guarding posture may turn around and stab him in the heart at any time; because everyone who supports his back may withdraw his hand at any time, or even give him a backhand. one knife.

Such things have happened to the emperor since he was a child, especially during the Jingtai period.

Clenching his fists, his palms were covered with sweat.

It was at such a time that the emperor saw a little light rolling in from the darkness.

——Not as dazzling as the sun, but a little bit of light that reassures him more than the lanterns and candles in the hands of the palace people.

——The reflection on Tang Youzhu's iconic bald head!

The emperor has never been so normal for a moment, thinking that Tang Youzhu's round bald head is so beautiful.

——If he had to find out who else in this world he could trust besides Awan, this was the only one he could trust.

The emperor hugged the fat son who rushed over like a small cannonball into his arms, his chest hurt from the impact, but he was satisfied and warm.Tang Youzhu also knows how to take advantage of the fire and rob. At the moment, a series of sweet words are pouring out as if they don't want money. Is the father scared?What father is not afraid, Tangtang protects you!Don't worry, Father, even if Tengu is not satisfied after eating the sun, and wants to make trouble in the world, Tangtang will definitely beat him until his face is full of peach blossoms...

In short, it is very unlike what a six-year-old baby should say to his mature father, but it is very appetizing to the emperor.

Even if he is rich in the world and proclaims himself emperor in the ninth five years, Zhu Jianshen still has a child in his heart who has lost his support and is in constant anxiety, surrounded by anxiety.In the past, he could only relax a little in the arms of Concubine Wan Gui, but in recent years, especially from today onwards, in front of Tang Youzhu, the emperor almost relied on him wholeheartedly.

This is very good, the higher the trust level of the target, the better the effect of Xinxin Gu.

The solar eclipse happened suddenly, but lasted less than a quarter of an hour.But in such a short period of time, Tang Youzhu has successfully persuaded the emperor to appoint him as an imperial envoy to inspect on behalf of the sky.

Of course, in order to prevent the courtiers from gossiping, the emperor issued a secret decree, and only said to the outside world that the prince should study poetry and book etiquette in the East Palace. Anyway, the official of the East Palace who really has contact with Tang Youzhu is Yao Bi, plus the same Chen Zhun, Jiang Cong, and even Xin Wanghui, Wang Chong, Wang Wanxi and others who have fallen victim to the enchantment voodoo should not be too simple!

The decree of the ministers to repair the province has not yet been issued, and the aftermath of the solar eclipse has not passed, Tang Youzhu has already left the palace unsteadily.Then before passing the suburbs of Beijing, he divided the Black Armored Army Jinyiwei into two teams, each with 1000 people, one went south and the other went north, leaving only one person around. Ma Jinliang, who couldn't be confused about letting him go, set off to the southeast leisurely.

╮(╯_╰)╭Mi method, the egg meringue is better than Mr. Tangtang in playing away from home.Tang Youzhu said that he came out to look for Yuhuatian, but he didn't even know in which direction he was going or where his destination was. On related issues it unexpectedly persists.Tang Youzhu used to brush his obsession Gu patiently for three days, but there was only one answer: "I can't say it!"

——It’s not that I don’t know, but I can’t say it!

——I really despise Tangtang-sama so thoroughly!

Tang Youzhu discovered for the first time that there is a loyal dog that is almost comparable to Gutai. Looking at Ma Jinliang's dull face, one pair of black eyes and one pair of blue and white eyes, sometimes he really wants to open his celestial spirit cover and dig out everything in his brain Read it thoroughly!It's a pity that the soul-inducing Gu technique does not have the ability to interpret the brain. This is a rare truth for a loyal dog. Even if Tang Youzhu suddenly soaks himself into a sweet and sour taste, he still keeps in mind that it is the second-although this Ma Jinliang is a person of all kinds. Hate it, but who knows when it will give the meringue a croaky effect?

Bear with it!

Anyway, those who torture to extract confessions are low-level people, and outsmarting is the best policy!

Master Tangtang’s best strategy is to use the obsession to confuse the leaders of the Jinyiwei and the Black Armor Army, making them temporarily think that His Royal Highness is leaving under the protection of another group of people, and only after the effect of the obsession passes, will they remember that he is The fact that only Ma Jinliang is guarding the microfu - Tang Youzhu absolutely does not believe that no one else can find Yuhuatian, even if he does not know his destination as clearly as Ma Jinliang, he must have his own way to contact him.

So Mr. Tangtang just needs to take the brown sugar horse away, and let those people take "Dama is disobedient, and doesn't tell Gu Susu where is, so lonely and tame the horse, we don't need to contact until we dig out where Susu is." It’s over” message, just let meringue come to him on his own initiative.

Mrs. Tangtang absolutely wants to prove that I am a master at running away from home or something. You should obediently come back to my bowl of egg meringues~

Tang Youzhu crazily used the obsession to deceive Ma Jinliang into thinking that she was a woman—a hunchbacked woman with one eye and big feet, while she smeared her face and painted thick eyebrows, then changed her court clothes, and put Ma Jinliang's horse Not to mention a peerless horse, but a horse that is worth thousands of gold. I sold it to the post station for more than a dozen taels of silver, and I had to pay a few taels myself to buy a little donkey that wasn't too bad or too good...

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