Ming Chuan Zhi Zhu Youji [Sword Three System Wear + Yuhuatian]

Even when Yuhuatian knelt down to plead guilty, the emperor sighed, "Forget it, you are also worried about him—if you weren't really anxious, with your exquisite mind, how could you be so off-putting? Tangtang really overplayed it this time." , in line with the lesson."

While talking, I feel distressed after all, I want to hug Tang Youzhu to check the injury, but Tang Youzhu spanked Yuhuatian, how could he be willing to show his buttocks to the cheap father and concubine, anyway, his mentality of mending the sky is getting better Yes, of course it is still far away from the popular Ya-butterfly in Jisan, but it is enough for him to heal the wounds from the gunpowder explosion-although it is really unexpected that he will be slapped in the face!But it is not difficult to recover quickly after the end.

It's just a pity, originally I was going to be red and swollen, and when I turned around to take a bath, I wanted to act coquettishly and beg for mercy with Susu, but the emperor looked like a salty, wet and wretched uncle who had to come over and touch his butt, even if he wanted to It won't work if you stay red and swollen - otherwise, the meringue will definitely give his father a note, don't look at what he said "it should be a lesson", he is so narrow-minded!A small lesson is fine, but I dare to teach a big lesson...

But Tang Youzhu never expected that for the sake of Yuhuatian not to hold grudges against the emperor, Tete gave himself a few treatments and the result turned out to be: without the blessing of bitter tricks, even if the results of mines and mines are quite impressive, egg meringues will ignore him up!Except for conversations on necessary occasions, never even think about bathing together at other times, even the benefits of sleeping together are deprived!

--asshole!Lord, who is this all for?Don't even care about your ruthless actions to burn the dragon's buttocks of the master, how dare you take Joe!

Tang Youzhu spent a full hundred days without coaxing Yuhuatian to turn around. He overturned countless tables in his heart, but thinking about the sweetness of sleeping with egg meringues, he underestimated the power of gunpowder There is indeed something wrong with Wei Li's almost deadly behavior, so he endured it just now. He didn't want to have a chance to be alone with the egg meringue this day, so he put aside the lower limit and danced the elephant dance to coax him. But Yuhuatian only got a very disdainful glance, and added: "So a small bean sprout, is it ashamed to call it an elephant? Haven't I seen what an elephant looks like?"

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Tang Youzhu overturned another table in his heart, peaty dare to dislike Mr. Tangtang's little Tangtang, I really thought you didn't serve Mrs. Tangtang to take a bath these two years, my lord doesn't remember your real bean sprouts ?It's still a small thing that doesn't even have the soybeans on it...

Well, since the egg meringue is said to have lost its eggs when it was very young, Mr. Tangtang can forget about his envy of Xiaotangtang's development potential!

The villain in Tang Youzhu's heart fixed the table, clenched his fists to cheer himself up, and licked his face with a smile and leaned over: "Susu, don't be angry~"

Yu Huatian ignored him: "Why is this king angry? Did you die by playing with gunpowder or how, what does it have to do with me?"

Tang Youzhu laughed, Egg meringues are duplicity~ But it's best not to be angry: "Since we're not angry anymore, let's take a break for lunch together? Look, Tangtang can't eat well these days and sleep well. The area around the eyes It's all dark!"

Yu Huatian finally took a look at him, but unfortunately, his fat face was still white and fat, and there were no dark circles under his eyes.Yu Huatian was really angry this time—he actually paid attention to this damn boy, and heard so much nonsense from him!

King Yujun absolutely did not admit that for a moment, he was really worried that the ugly baby would not be able to sleep well at such a young age!Immediately turn around neatly and leave!

Tang Youzhu was dumbfounded. He threw himself off the couch in desperation. Of course he missed it, but what was most inappropriate was that he deliberately didn't support it with his hands, and fell directly with a loud noise. The egg meringue was still Can you walk away without looking back?

Asshole!You don't have to be so ruthless when you're jealous of Mr. Tangtang's development potential, right?Flip the table~

——Master Tangtang really overturned the Eight Immortals table this time, and at the same time decided angrily: When the little Tangtang grows into a big Tangtang, Master Tangtang has to watch the whole elephant dance with the bastard soufflé , Let him envy, envy and hate!

Tang Youzhu lay on the ground, puffing her cheeks in thought, should she turn her face around once again and let the meringue realize that she made a big mistake of being too arrogant, or continue to tear off her face and take the initiative to fix it?

But before Tang Youzhu could make a decision, Yuhuatian was gone night after night!

It is said that he is busy, but has he been less busy these years?Except for the trip out of Beijing two years ago, no matter how busy Yuhuatian is, he will go home and make Tang Youzhu a pillow. Occasionally, when he gets angry, he doesn't want to sleep in the same bed with him. They are also on the same bed and on the same couch. Anyway, they sleep in the same room ah!

Now I have learned how to stay out at night!

asshole!

Locking Mrs. Tangtang in the East Palace, she didn't even stay in the Imperial Garden except to pay her respects... But Egg Soup herself didn't go home for fourteen or five days!

On New Year's Eve, you will be obedient and come back to watch the night with him!Seeing that the Shangyuan Festival continues to be awkward-everyone who promised to accompany me to watch the stars, watch the moon and eat old man Zhang’s sesame paste, is it all a lie?

Although the East Palace built a wall of earth dragon fire two years ago, Master Tangtang is also a man who can face everything bravely, but who said that a man will not be empty, lonely and cold without a pillow?In the past, they were on one bed and one on the couch. If you can’t hold them, you can watch them anyway, so what’s the matter if you even deprive them of the benefits of watching?It's true that Mr. Tangtang is a sugar painting and can't bite, right?

Returning lazily from the Lantern Appreciation Festival, and pulling a rabbit lantern with old tassels on the table, Tang Youzhu straightened up abruptly. The bastard really thought that without the stealth skill, my Dawusheng man couldn't play Missing, right?In such a huge palace, it may not be easy to find someone, but if you want to disappear by yourself, do you think it will be difficult?

Of course, since the poisonous snake incident, there have been a lot of people around me, overtly and secretly, it’s because of Egg Crisp’s love and care that I can still be proud of it on weekdays, but now it’s really annoying-Nima’s having so many people around me, But I can't even touch your hair!After seeing the master, I will show my supernatural power and slap a dozen magic locators on you, and see if you dare to play and stay away at night!

Tang Youzhu opened the map angrily - this thing is probably the only benefit in the gunpowder explosion incident, anyone around him can see it clearly, even like the original Yumajian Zhangyin Mansion, he stepped on the map before it lit up. The places where he walked can be seen now, but the hateful meringue just doesn't move on the map he stepped on.If Yao Bi hadn't been so sure, he would have wondered if the meringue ran out of Beijing again under the pretext of being angry with him.

With a violent shake of his head, Master Tangtang was not angry because he didn't even show the name of the meringue!This map is good if you can see how many people are ambushing around. Although Tang Youzhu is still a winter melon belly in the past two years, his skills are one or two points as agile as the big poisonous brother back then. Relying on his familiarity with the map, it happens to be the lively Shangyuan Festival At that time, although it took some time, he really hid in the small garden between the East Palace and Qingning Palace.

When Yuhuatian received the news that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had left the palace, he thought it was another trick of that stinky kid coaxing him to go back. He also thought that the emperor was really not an ordinary spoiled child. They all opened the gate of the palace to send him news... It's also fortunate that this child and himself often teach him a lesson, otherwise he doesn't know what to do with him!

Lord Yu felt more and more responsible. If he hadn't had a lot of things to arrange at hand, he would have rushed back to the palace immediately, and would have given some stinky kid a meal of fried bamboo shoots or something.

But the news sent by Chen Zhun may not be believed, the news sent by Wei Xing may be that the boneless guy is flattering the prince, but when Ma Jinliang also came in angrily to plead guilty, and then even the emperor's imperial edict was issued ...

Yuhuatian finally believed in the word "dog crawling" on Xue Tao's note, and really acted for the owner of the dog's paw.

In the blue night sky, colorful fireworks exploded one after another.

Yu Huatian only felt that the fireworks seemed to explode in his head.

The mastermind of the poisonous snake attack hadn't been dug out yet, although many nails had been pulled out from the palace, even Yuhuatian dared not say that there were no dangerous people in the palace.What's more, outside the palace gate, in the capital, it's time for the curfew to be loosened...

Yu Huatian stood up abruptly, issued a series of orders, the whole palace was in motion, the palace gates were sealed, and the palace people were not allowed to move except those who were pointed out to search; the city gates were the first to be locked. It's not as martial law as in the palace, but all kinds of Jinyiwei who have changed their flying fish uniforms, and black armored soldiers who have taken off their armor are going back and forth...

After seven days like this, except for a few teams of black-armored soldiers and brocade guards who went out, the city gate strictly enforced the decree that only entry and no exit were allowed. Even a fool could feel the killing intent. The courtiers and clan were directly invited by the emperor to stay here, and no news could be released except after sending a message back to each family on the first day.

It happened that the princess of Chongqing, who had never entered the palace due to confinement, heard that there were extra sergeants outside Chongwang's mansion—although they were only said to help guard, but even the two pregnant concubines in Chongwang's mansion were brought into the palace. Go, this rhythm...

The eldest princess of Chongqing has a gentle personality, and she doesn't even care about the foreign affairs of her husband's family easily, but her brain is much better than that of the Queen Mother Zhou. After watching it for the past two years, she has noticed something. How can she not be alarmed at this time?She also knew something when Yingzong was restored. There are not many things that need to be fought among the brothers in the Tian family, but when they really fight, they will never stop.Besides, her husband-in-law, mother-in-law and two sons are still trapped in the palace...

Facing the people from Xichang who came to inspect the mansion according to the order, the princess of Chongqing reluctantly greeted with a smile. Fortunately, although those people didn't know what they were looking for, they even looked at her main house twice, but they still counted. You are being polite, the eldest princess of Chongqing asked if her child would cause trouble to His Majesty in the palace, and she did not dare to say anything more if she did not get an answer, but after the person left, she tremblingly locked her youngest son and closed the door tightly, so there is no need for other families to say anything .

In the past seven days, almost every inch of land in Beijing has been searched, and the palace has even been dug three feet, but just like that, there is still no trace.

The people who went out of Beijing in six routes never got any news. The emperor was so worried that he couldn't even eat the food cooked by Concubine Wan Gui himself. In just seven days, his belt was wider than half a knuckle, and Yuhuatian's face was even more cloudy. , couldn't even calm down when facing the emperor, Concubine Ji Shu kept crying day and night, even the Empress Dowager Zhou thought that the youngest son was able to go to Beijing to enjoy the blessings because of this eldest grandson, and the two young grandsons often came to Qingning Palace to pay their respects. The elder brother of the prince is the elder, and the elder brother of the prince is short. After all, the old man is soft-hearted, and he also went to the Buddhist hall to read some scriptures. He didn't really expect the prince to come back, but he hoped that the person who abducted him would not be too cruel, and would only sell him far away. Yes, it's fine if you don't hinder the little grandson's adoption, but don't hurt his life.

The emperor didn't know what the Empress Dowager Zhou was praying for, but he heard the phrase "Bodhisattva blesses the prince's life without any worries". There is nothing wrong with the unhappiness of the past - as long as the prince comes back, as long as the prince's disappearance has nothing to do with King Chong...

But seeing that the Shangyuan Festival is over, the prince still hasn't come back.

Yuhuatian, who had slept for less than ten hours in the past seven days and eight nights, stared at the crooked note that said "Susu big villain, if you don't come home for so long, Tangtang will also run away from home", wondering what to think of What, clenched his left hand into a fist, and slammed his heart twice, but his left hand still held the note tightly and wouldn't let go...

On a rockery in the small garden, a stone suddenly moved a few times, and then a small bald head popped out of it. King Chong lived in the palace for seven or eight days, and he was also a little upset. Fortunately, although the emperor He was forbidden to leave the Qingning Palace, but he was not prohibited from activities within the Qingning Palace. After lunch today, he should have taken a rest, but he couldn't fall asleep anyway, so he couldn't help but walk around twice, but he didn't want to After walking for less than a quarter of an hour, I saw a bald head emerging from the top of the mountain!

King Chong gasped, his eyes widened suddenly, but his bald head smiled at him: "What a coincidence, Uncle Liu, are you also here to pick winter jasmine flowers?"

The corners of King Chong's mouth twitched twice, as if he wanted to laugh, but his face was a little stiff. He simply rubbed his cheeks with his hands a few times, and then let go as if nothing had happened, smiling like a spring breeze: "No, I was just about to pick two flowers for my queen. Inserting the vase... I didn't expect the prince to be so filial, what a coincidence."

Tang Youzhu laughed: "Coincidental, what a coincidence." As he said that, he snorted and cleaned up a winter jasmine flower that was blooming on the top of the mountain, and jumped down. There were fourteen or five flowers in total. He generously divided Chong Wang Seduo: "Sixth Uncle, help me give it to Grandmother! May she be safe and youthful all the year round!"

As he spoke, he waved his hands vigorously, as if he really didn't see the foolish expression on the palace man's face behind King Chong, and continued to bounce away.

——Just before he jumped into the East Palace, he was caught by Yu Huatian who heard the news, and then rolled down his pants in front of the emperor's imperial concubine and princesses who came in a hurry!

Tang Youzhu was so ashamed and angry, could Nima's "adding food" in private be the same as eating "single food" in public?Stir-fried buttocks with bamboo shoots or something, although I feel that the burden of the lower limit can be thrown away at any time to reduce the burden, but it definitely does not include the current situation!

He raised his head and opened his mouth, without hesitation, "Wow—" A howl, some people who came close, such as the emperor Wan Guifei, were shocked, but Yu Huatian became more and more sure of the little guy on his knee. The identity of the bastard - this kind of signature cry is more recognizable than the weird birthmark on the rear hip, not to mention the content of the scoundrel's dry cry: "Wow, Susu's domestic violence! Susu don't want Tangtang !Susu herself has never returned home at night, and she has always abandoned herself, and she still wants to fight Tangtang! Mr. Tangtang, I am dead, I am dead, wow—”

Over there, King Chong was supporting the Empress Dowager Zhou. Although he was not as staggering as the emperor, he couldn't help but smile on the corner of his lips from a distance, even if he ate a few times under Yu Huatian's hands. As for the shriveled Empress Dowager Zhou, she also felt that this little eunuch was really a wonderful person—as long as she didn't point the gun at herself.

His Royal Highness Chong Wang, who knew better what he had suffered under the crown prince, admired this "righteous brother" very much. He really had only seen such a person who could deal with that little monster so submissively!

After the emperor staggered, he was going to step forward to persuade Yu Huatian—even if he wanted to fight, he had to show it to the imperial doctor first, right?I don't know how much this brat has suffered these days!But as soon as he came to the front, he heard the words "I'm not alive" in such a loud voice. Immediately, my brain became hot, and I slapped that fat butt that gave Yuhuatian red a few more times, while beating He also reprimanded angrily: "Parents who suffer from body, hair and skin, you are just playing around, but you are talking nonsense and nonsense like this..."

The emperor's literary literacy is so-so, and he is confused by his nonsense. Yuhuatian is actually a person who is good at observing words and expressions, but now he let go of Tang Youzhu after the emperor waved the third one, and knelt down by himself Don't speak on the steps, Tang Youzhu pouted and choked: "Susu ignored me, and Father didn't help - woo woo, they even joined forces to beat me -"

Concubine Wan Gui was sharp-eyed, seeing King Chong approaching with the help of Queen Mother Zhou, she was afraid that something bad would come out, so she hurriedly interjected: "The emperor is also impatient, and the younger brother is also concerned, so it is chaotic—His Royal Highness is still young! Even if you want to teach, you should take it easy first. This little person lost his way in this huge palace, and he has suffered so much. Seeing that this little face is getting thinner—it is also thanks to you You can do it!"

As he said that, people passed on the imperial doctor and boiled tonic soup, as if the red blood on Tang Youzhu's face was the color of snow, and the crying that shocked many people just now was a big guy's hallucination. The Empress Dowager Zhou was even persuaded to go back without even entering the East Palace—of course, it was not only the Empress Dowager Zhou who was persuaded to go back, the Queen, Concubine Ji Shu, Concubine Chong, the eldest princesses, and even Concubine Wan Gui herself, all came together on the grounds that the female relatives could not see the male. avoided.

The Empress Dowager Zhou's eyes were not good, and she was very suspicious until she returned to Qingning Palace: "The prince is really thin? Is he really lost in the palace?" Nanny Gui couldn't see clearly either, but someone in the palace who saw clearly told her It's just that Concubine Wan Gui's attitude is there, even Nanny Gui dare not tell her the truth, Empress Dowager Zhou couldn't figure it out, who can get lost in such a big search for seven or eight days without being found?The palace is not small, but is it that big?What kind of little monster can get lost for seven or eight days without meeting anyone and still not starve to death?It was quite tangled for a while, the Buddha heard her prayer, and it is good to keep the prince alive, even if it is a little monster, it is also a little monster born by his own son; but why didn't he hear it because it was sold far away?How can her little Liu'er become the emperor?

King Chong couldn't figure out how the prince escaped these seven or eight days, but if it was said that it was a play performed by the emperor to cut off his brother, it really didn't look like... After thinking about it, King Chong put a sticker on the prince. Zhang has an unfathomable label, and at the same time, his ambition to climb to the top has almost been extinguished. Now he only hopes that Cai Chong Palace can be passed down safely.

The emperor was also staring at Tang Youzhu. He got angry with his fat son for the first time, but his firepower was not small: "What are you talking about? Your uncle Wang would be angry with you before, it's because you don't pay attention to yourself Is it safe?"

Tang Youzhu was not afraid of his rare outburst of imperial prestige, so he lay on the couch with his fat buttocks pouted, and pouted: "That can't be late at night and just give up! It's been many days, I sent People have invited him so many times, but he still hasn't come back to sleep!"

The emperor hated iron for being weak, and wanted to slap him a few more times, but the red smooth butt was very pitiful, so he flicked two fingers on the bare forehead: "Is this how you use it? When I was young, I looked at you." He's quite smart, but how come the bigger he gets, the more stupid he gets?"

Tang Youzhu covered his forehead with tears in his eyes: "It hurts, it hurts!" He argued again: "That's how it works! He made me get used to him being around, and then suddenly ignored me. !"

The emperor rubbed his forehead, yes, there is another heinous crime, this silly child is addicted to using words indiscriminately!

But Yu Huatian knelt down again: "The minister failed to protect His Highness the Crown Prince, and even committed the crime just now. It is indeed a heinous crime. Your Majesty should punish him."

The emperor rubbed his eyebrows: "Okay, why are you making trouble? You are kept in the East Palace to educate the crown prince, and the responsibility of protecting him has to be borne by a special person—not to mention that you were so busy that night that you didn't even return to the palace, how can you blame you? As for Cai just now... this kid is really annoying, even I can't help it, so why are you guilty?"

Yuhua Tianmu put on a face: "His Royal Highness personally condemned the crime, the minister's crime is extremely heinous..."

The emperor gave him a hand but didn't help him. He stared and tried again. Finally, Yu Huatian didn't hold back and stood up, but his face was still expressionless: "Please punish him, Your Majesty."

The emperor looked left and right, and then went straight back to the kang: "Okay! It's the prince who said you were guilty—the prince, how do you say punishment?"

Tang Youzhu choked and looked up: "In the future, you will accompany me to practice calligraphy, accompany me to study, accompany me at least, accompany me to shoot arrows, accompany me to eat, accompany me to sleep, accompany me..." He said seventeen or eight "accompany me" in one breath. How am I?" After thinking about it, he added: "And don't get angry with me, especially don't stay out at night, and don't abandon Mr. Tangtang all the time!"

Tang Youzhu's clinginess to Yuhuatian originally made the emperor feel a little sour, but after hearing the last sentence, he couldn't help laughing: "Okay, you ask for punishment yourself, and the crown prince also punishes you. Let's just expose this matter. Don't make any more fuss!"

After speaking, he touched his belly secretly and sucked his saliva. Really, Ah Wan has become more and more lazy in cooking in recent years. Why didn't he eat more at noon?I don't know if the soup in the small kitchen of Yongning Palace is still boiling...

The emperor left without hesitation, leaving behind Du Duzhu, the king of Zhongyi County who dug another hole for himself unknowingly. He silently looked at the little bastard who looked at him triumphantly on the top of the hole, and secretly made up his mind...