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Xiyang's exam didn't go well, the last two questions were confiscated before he could do it in time, and he immediately felt sad: "Teacher, teacher, I'm really a straight man, I don't want to talk about life with the gay guy over there with Teacher Peacock!"

Dabao yawned: "You can also talk about your ideals, such as the legendary pregnancy recipes, whoever eats who gets pregnant, etc. Playing a game will even solve the major issues in life for you. In the future, you will take your children and leave your own big world. How nice? Hurry up and give the developer a thumbs up."

"I don't want to talk about ideals with a gay guy who likes to explode! Aren't there a lot of soft and cute girls in the Phoenix class next door! I can talk to them! I will be a father in ten months!" Xi Yang is dying.

Dabao let out a heck: "You're thinking too much, now female cultivators QJ male cultivators are no longer news, if you don't want to escape back clutching the chrysanthemum that was pierced by Mr. Jiao, please do it yourself."

"..." Xiyang covered his back and fell shamefully silent.

Just as he was joking around, Dabao had already finished reading the exam papers, and he clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction: "It's a pity, this made you step on the line and pass."

Xiyang heaved a long sigh of relief, the chrysanthemum was finally saved, it was touching!

The last one to take the exam was Yourong Jianjun. She pushed the door in and sat upright in front of the exam table, silently looking at Dabao.

Dabao was not in a hurry to hand out the test papers, and slowly took out a fancy dress from the storage bag... Damn it, a bikini!Leopard print!

After hanging the bikini on the wall, Dabao slowly took out a gauze dress, the workmanship is as thin as a cicada's wing, and the color is still very girly pink. Panda hung the gauze dress outside the bikini, and said lightly : "Not much else to say, if you fail, Jianjun, you can walk around the academy in this suit."

Yourong Jianjun's face turned green all of a sudden.Shi Lanwei looked at her face, and had no doubt that if she really dressed like this, she would have to kill everyone she saw.

"You should make good use of the time for a stick of incense." Dabao handed her the test paper, and leisurely ate the afternoon tea snacks that Gu Mingfei paid tribute to. A whole plate of delicate and delicious biscuits was made into the shape of a panda, laughing It was so simple and honest and cute, Dabao didn't have the psychological barrier of eating the same kind at all, and he ate it happily every bite.

Shi Lanwei swallowed involuntarily. Although he didn't feel hungry, his mouth was full of hunger.Shi Lanwei protested to Gu Mingfei in the sea of ​​consciousness: "What about mine?"

"Go out to you."

Every time the master cooks food, he will always leave a portion for him, and Shi Lanwei is satisfied.

The time for a stick of incense passed in a blink of an eye, Yourong Jianjun stuck in the last question for a long time, but he still couldn't answer it, so he had to hand in the exam paper.

Dabao criticized slowly: "This way is not good, you can't just rely on brute force to capture ingredients, Lord Sword, do you know how many ingredients your Tai Sui sword has chopped up?"

Yourong Jianjun responded sullenly.

"It's okay, as long as I stand aside, the ingredients will come one after another." Really?The heartthrob Shrimp Monster speaks for Yourong Jianjun.

"Yeah, the shrimp monster that was eaten into the monster's stomach every time I went out to collect it." Dabao poked his sore spot, "The last time the pliers were bitten off, it was my teacher who kindly sponsored S-level ingredients to help you get rid of the crisis of broken arms. Now that the scar is healed, forget the pain?"

Shi Lanwei covered his arm silently.

Gu Mingfei patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Cultivate hard, and remember to use the magic weapon given to you."

"Yeah." Shi Lan responded slightly, feeling that something was wrong, "Update first and then practice, I know."

"Retreat when it's time to retreat, and stop changing as soon as you stop." Gu Mingfei said.

Shi Lanwei looked at Gu Mingfei strangely: "You won't steal the starry sky pie, right? Didn't everyone say before that you should remember to practice while updating?"

Gu Mingfei didn't say anything, just stole a biscuit from Dabao's dinner plate and stuffed it into Shi Lanwei's mouth. The shrimp monster whose mouth was blocked by the biscuit let out two sounds, and started to eat it. Panda biscuits, delicious!

"Oh, yes, I passed. It's a pity that none of the students in my class failed? What a pity..." Dabao said with some regret, "It seems that I can only cause you some trouble in the practical class gone."

"..." The four of them slandered this old and disrespectful panda in their hearts, and became worried about their next round of exams.

"The so-called practical exam, of course you have to use real skills. Shi Lanwei, you are forbidden to become a shrimp monster to seduce ingredients. Do you know that this is cheating?" Dabao scolded.

"..." Why didn't you say it before!Shi Lan stared at him slightly, daring to speak out.

"As for the content of the exam, you have to separate them. I have already contacted your chief examiner, and they are all first-class gourmet masters. For example, Chef Nether Knife King can cut [-] filaments of tofu as wide as a finger. Jun, go and make gestures with him." Dabao said.

Yourong Jianjun looked solemn: "Xiaosheng is not good at learning, he can only cut three thousand pieces."

"Nonsense, if you can catch up with God of Cooking after studying here for a year, then he's better off cutting seppuku, just take a test, he will think about the test questions, and if you pass, he will issue you a diploma."

"Yes."

Dabao said again: "African star's spicy sauce burned the crater. There is a master of Sichuan cuisine, Xiyang, you can ask him how to make the god-level hot pot base. Don't forget to come back and give me a taste. "

Xiyang was eager to try: "No problem!"

"As for Shi Lanwei and Gu Mingfei, it's not easy for you two to take the exam together, so I will temporarily untie you, Gu Mingfei, you go to Atlantis' violent chef Neptune to learn how to further harm... Ah no, Cooking seafood; and Shi Lanwei, there is a dark culinary chef waiting for you on the British island of the European star, don’t worry about mistaking the person, the one with the most worrying hairline is the one.” Dabao said, holding a hand The panda biscuit stuffed into his mouth, "Come on, don't lose to the kids from the Peacock class next door, are you confident?"

"Have!"

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[[Lei Zhan] Let's discuss (tucao) about the final exams that have abused us all these years! 】

0L: Although I don’t know who invented the final exam, but this word is so fucking accurate!Period—expectation; end—end, the so-called exam that is expected to end is the final exam!Friends who study cooking at New Oriental College, how did your various final exams look like?

The landlord did not graduate from New Oriental, but was tricked by an iron lump into Lan Xiang, and now he specializes in making kitchen utensils and also trains in steel puppets.If you want to synthesize high-end kitchen utensils, please come to me, my kitchen knives are very good!It is sharper than the kitchen knife synthesized by the system, and has less wear and tear, and has high durability!

1L: I feel the landlord's desire to advertise ==, the administrator, please seal the post!

2L: Lan Xiang hahahaha, I have never heard of this school.My New Oriental, the final exam is held every three months, four times a year, with a variety of tricks, the most recent one is to fight the dead whale shark in the deep sea of ​​3000 meters in the dungeon for shark fin, my group of ten people pounced eight times before passing the level, the teacher is cruel I gave E (fail) ruthlessly, and I was about to delay my graduation again.

3L: Lanxiang?I have the impression that when I was doing a certain task, there was an NPC who belonged to Lan Xiang, who would drive a steel puppet to fight against players, and his combat power was amazing!Damn it's just a lump of iron! How can you beat it so fast, it hurts so much!

4L: The mission of Blue Star Mecha Continent?

5L: Uh, did you do it upstairs?

6L: Whoa, Blue Star!Out of so many planets in the gluttonous world, I like Blue Star the most!Although the people of Blue Star don't welcome monks, the ecology of Blue Star is very interesting. There are few orthodox monks except players, but the fighting power of mortals is simply amazing!Would I say that I was bombarded to death by a group of mortals carrying steel cannons!

7L: Lan Xiang is in Blue Star ==, I am a mecha major, and it has nothing to do with cooking. The graduation exam is to drive a mecha (that is what you call iron puppets, iron lumps) and fight with the boss of the Yin God stage. Do you know the energy consumption and battle damage of a fight! ! !Every time I repair a mech, I almost want to be pants! ! !If the engine breaks down, you will cry and faint in the repair shop! ! !

8L: New Oriental, the graduation exam is a table full of Chinese, uh, my teacher is more kind, and my friends are very jealous of me XD

9L: The final exam is to write an article "My Weekly Hunting Trip with Mr. Bei". First... I have to find... Mr. Pei... and then...not be eaten by him...or apply for a postponement of graduation Bar.

10L: A man disguises himself as a woman and sneaks into the Daughter Country to steal the ingredients from the Zimu River, and complete the cooking—any dish that can cause pregnancy.The teacher smiled and said that in order to verify the effect, he had to finish it by himself and eat it.Now I'm on my way to sneak into the daughter's country again, to steal fetal water, wish me good luck ＿(:3」∠)＿

11L: Brother upstairs, why not follow the example of the sages?

12L: That's right, that's right, don't be overwhelmed, if you are pregnant, you are destined. People like Kong Ji and Daoist can give birth, so why can't you give birth?After a few years, it would be amazing to leave the big world with my daughter!

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338L: I’m in a college that I don’t even want to name. I’m on my way to the continent of Middle-earth on the European star. The final exam is to get delicious longan from the ancient European dragon Smaug [goodbye]. Circled.

339L: Wait upstairs, I'm also in Middle-earth!Now eating and drinking in a hobbit village!The final exam is to get [-]% of the recipe list for the Hobbit, and most of our New Oriental teachers are still very humane!

340L: Get any kind of mysterious and mysterious ingredients—what kind of exam question is this? !No idea at all!

341L: Hey, I've got the fruit of the elf tree of life, and I'm on my way back, New Oriental students, I'll be graduating soon! ! !

342L: Ugh, I was lied to by the teacher, saying that I was a natural master of dark cooking, but I have no future in learning dark cooking, and the final exam is very difficult. Seriously despised.Moreover, it is said that the chefs who learn the British cuisine in the dark cuisine will have a hairline that is more and more receding, and their heads will become more and more bald!And the more bald, the deeper the skill!A bald head represents the state of perfection!No more hair growth!Teacher, I don't want to learn this anymore, woohoo, what to do if girls are bald! !Cry! !

343L: Love the girl upstairs, uh, if you’re already bald, I’ll take back my love, just pretend I didn’t say it​​​​​

344L: Bastard! ! !Eat me a Stargazing Pie! ! !