gossip comprehension world

Generally speaking, the life of the college is still very fulfilling. Although I don’t know how the serious New Oriental School of Food and Cooking conducts teaching, but now it seems that New Oriental School of Foreign Languages ​​is also very good at teaching food and cooking. Well...well, to be honest.

In a blink of an eye, college life is coming to an end, and now the theoretical exam before graduation is taking place.

"Gu Mingfei, you still have half a stick of time to finish answering this set of questions, otherwise, today's dinner will be fried shrimp monsters." Dabao had a lewd smile on his face, and he was holding a pair of large scissors in his hand. Scissors moved, as if to cut the thread tied to the monster's body.

And the poor shrimp monster was tied to a cotton thread, and underneath was a hot oil pan.

Gu Mingfei brushed the brush in his hand to answer the questions on the test paper, and from time to time he would be stumped by the questions above, frowning and thinking.

The shrimp monster was about to groan, it didn't move, it didn't move, and I could only silently pray that Gu Ming's unusual state of being a top student would help him pass this round of theoretical exams.

Every theory test has to be tied to the frying pan, I feel so tired QAQ

The time for half a stick of incense is approaching, and Dabao is already impatiently asking for fried shrimp monsters. At the last moment, Gu Mingfei finally put an end to the whole set of questions with a swipe of a pen: "It's done!"

The saved shrimp monster danced and said, "Put me down!"

"Wait, let's see if you pass first." Dabao stopped Gu Mingfei who came up to rescue his apprentice, picked up the exam paper and read it from beginning to end.

"This is wrong. When handling the Yuhuangshe swallow frog, you must first soak it in hot water. If you cut it directly, the layer of body fluid between the skin and the meat will seep into the meat, resulting in an astringent taste in the ingredients. This is all Can it be wrong? Points will be deducted!" Dabao clicked his tongue, feeling very dissatisfied with Gu Mingfei's wrong answer to the question.

"Back to the seniors, this junior has a good kitchen knife, so I don't have this kind of trouble." Gu Mingfei's [Peeling and Dissecting Kitchen Knife] is almost invincible in processing ingredients. For him, hot water is the same, anyway. You can eat it when you are done.

Dabao snorted, dipped a brush in red paint, and drew a big cross on the question, with a comment next to it: Show off your self-respect!

The shrimp monster who was still tied to the cotton thread felt that he was one step closer to the frying pan.

Fortunately, Gu Mingfei studied diligently and passed the theory test without any risk.

As soon as the shrimp monster was liberated, its eight paws hugged Gu Mingfei's Taoist crown and refused to let go. Dabao grabbed him and said, "What are you running for? It's your turn to take the exam! There are two more exams waiting for you, let's make it quick. If you can't pass it, put it in the frying pan!"

The shrimp monster turned back into a human form and sat down at the exam table looking at the exam questions.

Dabao cut off a piece of incense stick and lit it: "You still have a stick of incense."

"I saw you pinch it off!!!" Shi Lanwei immediately protested.

Dabao held the scissors and made a gesture to cut another section, Shi Lanwei immediately closed his mouth, picked up the brush and wrote vigorously.

No matter what you say, you can't put the oil in the pan! ! !

Under this inspiring motivation, Shi Lanwei's mind was clear, and he performed supernormally, and at the last moment he was pinching the incense sticks and was about to burn out, he wrote the last word on the examination paper: "Okay!!! "

Dabao lazily spread out his paws: "Bring it."

Feeling as if his energy had been drained, Shi Lan took the exam papers for a while, lay down on the table and stared at Gu Mingfei who was beside him. Seeing that he was a little pitiful, Gu Mingfei took out a [Sweetheart Coconut] from the storage bag. The material information card, after being visualized, inserted a wooden straw and handed it to Shi Lanwei.

Shi Lan slightly moved his nose and sniffed, and drank gulp.

Although the gluttonous world is a little big, there are also many delicious foods. In the first half of the year at the academy, the group traveled almost all over the planets and tasted all kinds of unexpected delicacies, but they didn't spend much time in the academy.

But in view of the fact that he took the dark British cuisine in the end, the food is basically not from him.Gu Mingfei doesn't have a specific cuisine and can basically get started, but he is specialized in cooking seafood.Yourong Jianjun's knife skills are very good, and finally he was taken by Dabao to learn Huaiyang cuisine.Xiyang didn’t have a specific cuisine at first, but one day he accidentally tasted a special kind of chili during the collection class, and suddenly fell in love with spiciness at first sight, and finally learned Sichuan cuisine, and devoted himself all day to recommending to others that he made the bottom of the pot by himself. spicy hot pot.

"What's the matter with this question. I asked you how to catch flying sand snakes that are good at hiding. What kind of stuff are you answering?" Dabao pointed to one of the questions and criticized Shi Lanwei, "What' as long as you become a shrimp monster? Standing in the colony of flying sand snakes, thousands of flying sand snakes will soon come out of their holes, and then my funny friends will show their skills, and we will have enough flying sand snakes It's ready to eat'."

Shi Lanwei said honestly: "But the fact is like this. Every time I gather, I am hung on a tree, a fishing rod, or a stone, waiting for the prey to come and die by itself? If not, how can the teacher come?" Will there be delicious meals for three meals?"

Dabao was at a loss for words for a while, and finally said shamelessly: "That's right, we will continue to do this in the future."

Then there was a bright red tick on this question.

Shi Lanwei turned around and made a V gesture to Gu Mingfei, with an expression of "planning" on his face - I have a special skill of persuading the teacher, which comes from years of experience fighting wits and courage with the teacher on the 21st century earth.

In the end, Shi Lanwei also passed the exam successfully, and it was Xiyang's next turn.

Entering this one-on-one examination room, Xiyang was still a little uncomfortable, and looked at Dabao anxiously, with an uneasy expression on his face.

Dabao handed out the test paper and lighted the incense stick: "It takes one stick of incense. If you fail, you will be stripped and sent to the three gay guys from Peacock's class. You know what will happen, hehehehehe."

Xiyang trembled, and quickly took a pen to answer.Shi Lanwei, who had successfully passed the exam, saw Gu Mingfei scrolling through Weibo with his mobile phone, so he also picked up the Wanjietongshi codeword himself.

After a year of serialization, "The Great Way of Rebirth" has become popular. Shi Lanwei has skillfully used a special water injection technique. The plot has only developed a beginning so far. The protagonist is still in Daohuamen and Bai Fengyaoji The enemy knows us and we secretly fight wits and courage.While killing his sister, Shi Lanwei is also trying to save the protagonist's sexual orientation—many readers have already protested that the protagonist is more and more looking like he is about to cut off his sleeves.In order to rescue the problem of orientation, Shi Lanwei sent seven junior junior sisters to the protagonist Gu Zhong, but readers who are already used to M are now discussing the origins of these seven junior junior sisters in the text, saying that this is Baifeng Yaoji The spies sent were Moxiu's nails lurking in Daohua Gate, and he guessed that a particularly heroic junior sister was disguised as a woman and mixed up with the protagonist.Everyone was happily betting on which one would hit the street first, but no one believed that the protagonist was going to have a date with these junior girls.

Shi Lanwei looked back at what he had written, and somehow felt that what they said really made sense!He's about to be convinced!

There is also a group of female readers who shout yooooo all day long that the protagonist and the senior brother are a pair, and the girls who are paired with the protagonist and the master next door are in a ball, plus the girl who is dedicated to pulling the protagonist and a certain BOSS magic repair Fanning the flames on the one side and provoking troubles on the other side, the entire book review area is now full of blood and rain.

Shi Lan glanced at the comment area, and continued his high-cold style and refused to reply. Although his high-cold skin has been stripped clean after opening Weibo, readers and friends know that he is a cute tease than...

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Yanhuang V: (;′⌒) Why does everyone think that Gu Zhong is a broken sleeve!There are so many girls in the full text, there must be someone who looks like the heroine!

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[Craucian carp tofu soup is delicious]: This is due to the female readers who look at Renji with rotten eyes. An honest reader like me thinks that Gu Zhongjuebi is not a broken sleeve, but just frigid.

[I have a little apple]: Big, because you killed all the girls with the face of a heroine...

[Official Weibo of the Literature Edition]: Only retweeting but not talking, please feel free to complain about Yanhuang.

[Today's logic is not very good]: (っ′ωc) Yanhuang is so cute, he must have a boyfriend.

[How to flatten the world with an uneven chest]: Reply to @今天的报告 is not very good: Not only that, but also firmly believe that he is a straight man.It's just a normal exchange of feelings to play kisses and touch with your boyfriend happily.Why is my eldest so cute, cute!

【Raising a Shrimp Monster】: ...

【Dr. Yanhuang, I want to give birth to a monkey for you】: Today, I learned a new kaomoji with Yanhuang! (; '⌒)

[Sweet and sour pork]: Wait for the update after knocking, Yanhuang's update today!

[Lady should speak politely]: Wu Na Yanhuang, how do you know the joy of breaking sleeves, and the good of grinding mirrors?

[Two hundred and five]: Reply to @妇女要说文谁: Hahahahahaha, Yanhuang, do you know?Watching the broken sleeves is also a lot of fun!

[Dare you dare not die girl]: What qualifications does a person who killed a junior junior sister yesterday have to say such a thing!Angry!Yanhuang, you have the ability to report the location!See you in the wild!

[Caring about current affairs and cultivating well]: Normally I don't leave messages, but this Weibo... has so many slots.

[I'm not a zombie fan]: Forward Weibo

[Mobile phone bills are so expensive]: Reply to @职而不死妹子: Calm down, the speed of this book's dead girl can already determine the author's sexual orientation, don't you even cover it up?

[There is no cure for procrastination [-]]: Before retreating, I read Yanhuang Dada's previous books, Yanhuang Dada... Your previous books are still very stalled, why are they getting more and more wrong now... ...I always feel that something straight is bending unknowingly... Ah, I really want to retreat!