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If someone asks Shi Lanwei: "How do you feel about life in the Food Academy?"

The shrimp monster will definitely cover his face in pain, even the memory is painful to breathe.

Collection class:

"Have you seen that tree? Our goal today is to pick a fruit from that tree, isn't it so simple that it makes people cry?" Dabao said to the four of them holding a pointer.

The four of them fell into a strange silence while looking at the picture in front of them.

At this moment, four people and one panda are standing in the vast universe. In front of them is a towering giant tree whose roots deeply trap a huge planet. It can be compared to a prosperous world!

The most frightening thing is that densely packed void demons surround this magical giant tree of the planet, or in other words, they are guarding the fruits that are about to ripen on the giant tree.The cultivation base of these heavenly demons is at least in the golden core stage, and some of them can even be regarded as half souls.

The four golden elixir masters all looked at Dabao with expressions as if to say: Are you kidding me? !

Dabao blinked cutely: "I can take a group photo with you as a souvenir for the first time I hit the street."

"..."

The four of them left a miserable first group loss here.Deaths remaining: 2

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Cooking class:

"Great British cuisine can be described in one word, that is-simple. Generally speaking, there are only two cooking methods of the British people: one, bake the dead ingredients in the oven; two, put the dead ingredients in the oven Cook it in a pot. What, you ask me for seasoning? You don’t need this kind of thing! Just sprinkle some salt, pepper, mustard, chili oil and other seasonings you can imagine on it when eating, yes, recently in Wanjie An old godmother who sells tens of millions of general knowledge goods is also fine." Dabao stood in the kitchen and made a generous statement to Shi Lanwei, who had a dead fish-eyed face, "Your goal is to make the dishes look and taste It tastes terrible!"

"...Teacher, you told us last class that cooking is something that exists to make people feel happy." Shi Lan protested weakly.

"That's right, it's enough for me to be happy alone. As for whether you are happy or not, it's none of my business." Dabao spread his hands.

——Can I kill this panda?Shi Lanwei communicated with Master with fierce eyes.Gu Mingfei gave a dry cough, took Shi Lanwei's hand and squeezed it, calming down the irritable shrimp monster.

Shi Lanwei held the master's hand, couldn't help feeling elated, and used his little finger to scratch Gu Mingfei's palm from time to time, doing it so well.

Dabao noticed the small movements of the two, and couldn't help feeling angry: "Are you here to learn how to cook or to flirt?!"

"Senior, we are just exchanging feelings." Gu Mingfei said lightly.

Dabao sneered when he heard the words: "Oh~ well, today we will learn how to make a famous British dish—Looking up at the Star Pie. Shrimp monsters are on the list!"

Shi Lanwei: ((((((((?Д?)))))))

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Tasting class:

"Come on, come on, everyone, try it, this is a famous British dish made by our shrimp monster classmate—Looking at the Star Pie, A-grade. Seeing the deep thinking expressions of these fish, do you have any interest in life? Have a new understanding? Don’t doubt, just one bite, you can feel the door of a new world, try it.” Dabao sat on the top of the table, smilingly giving the knife and fork to the four people.

Shi Lanwei covered his mouth with an expression of about to throw up: "Teacher, I've eaten it many times, so I'll skip it this time, and eating this kind of dark food will..."

Dabao interrupted him gently: "How can I do it? Every tasting is a realization of life, eat!"

Shi Lanwei picked up the knife and fork, and looked at the three of them solemnly: "Be mentally prepared, don't blame me for killing people."

The three of them looked at the huge plate of Stargazing Pie in front of them, with the heads of dozens of sardines sticking out of the skin, which looked like the heads of death row prisoners.

"As a pre-dinner routine, let me introduce the recipe of this dish." Shi Lan touched his nose slightly, trying to delay the time.

"This time the sauce is served with mustard sauce. In order to make it taste delicious, I first stewed the chicken broth, then stirred the mustard, salt, and lemon juice with whipped cream, and poured it into the chicken broth-don't look at me with this look , That's what it says in the recipe!" Shi Lanwei fidgeted under the contemptuous eyes of the three, and patted the table to emphasize that he hadn't messed around!He had no such terrible imagination at all!

Shi Lanwei blah blah blah blah blah blah, and finally emphasized: "... This time I also improved it. Instead of inserting the chopped fish head directly on the puff pastry, I used the improved puff pastry to bury the fish head. When it’s baked, it will come out of the puff pastry by itself, this is the essence of looking up at the starry sky! Even if you’re dead and buried, you have to stick your head out of the ground to look up at the wonderful starry sky!”

"Are you here to show off your unforgivable death?" Xi Yang looked at the starry sky faction and complained.

"Xiaosheng seemed to hear the groan of the ingredients: I...dead...so...terrible...ah..." Yourong Jianjun said expressionlessly.

Gu Mingfei picked up a knife and fork and cut a piece, swallowed it resolutely under the eyes of several people: "Not bad."

"Damn it, I believe in love again." Xi Yang was dumbfounded.

"Touching true love." Yourong Jianjun looked at Gu Mingfei in disbelief.

Only Shi Lanwei seemed to have thought of something, twitched the corner of his mouth and didn't say anything.

"Although the appearance is a bit scary, the taste is not bad, you should try it too." Gu Mingfei said to the two, with a bright and sincere smile on his face inexplicably.

Xiyang and Jianjun were horrified by his abnormality, picked up the knife and fork half-believingly, and cut a piece. Although they still felt an inexplicable pressure when they met the dead fish head, they still bit it. Gritting his teeth, he swallowed it in one gulp.

[Eat the A-level dark cuisine "Looking up at the Starry Sky Pie" and get the debuff - a state of chaos within the time of a cup of tea. 】

[Reward Portable Space Development Points: 25]

The situation suddenly got out of control, Yourong Jianjun suddenly slapped the table and stood up, tugging at his sleeves and laughing hehehe: "La la la la I am a cute girl, I am going to get married today, la la la la la~"

Xiyang took Gu Mingfei's hand even more, and said affectionately: "Gu Xuan, I know you have been secretly in love with me for a long time, but in fact, why is it not the case in my heart? It hurts your heart like a knife, but now I have figured it out, I have changed it, let's hold hands and double repair from now on!"

Shi Lan was a little angry, whether he could bear it or not: "Nonsense, let go of my master!"

As he said that, he picked up the Stargazing Pie on the table and threw it at Xiyang, the whole hot pie fell on Xiyang's head, he screamed and passed out.

"Wow, the throwing effect is outstanding." Dabao whistled coolly, and the phone snapped a photo.

Shi Lanwei took Gu Mingfei's hand, and said very seriously: "Master, don't be fooled by that gay Xiyang! He must be trying to play with your body and mind, you must never trust him!"

In the confusion, Gu Mingfei nodded obediently: "Well, I only believe in you."

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