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"Teacher, this squid told me 'Fuck off', can Xiaosheng chop it up?" Yourong Jianjun suddenly pointed to the squid's whiskers on the chopping board.

Dabao gave her a white look, and the style of this look really scared the crowd: "If you dare to chop it, I will dare to chop you."

Yourong Jianjun stared at Dabao for a while, and suddenly swung the kitchen knife in his hand, and slammed the squid into two pieces.

"Not minced." Yourong Jianjun emphasized it emphatically.

"Hmph." Dabao hummed.

Shi Lanwei, who finally mastered the trick after dozens of failures, happily looked at the sauced rainbow squid in the pot, finally, finally succeeded!

"Teacher Dabao, I succeeded!" Shi Lanwei held a plate of rainbow squid with A-grade sauce in his hand, and got 45 cooking bonus points.

Dabao took a sip and squinted at Gu Mingfei: "You made the sauce."

Gu Mingfei said frankly: "Seniors are very discerning, and students admire them."

"Stop flattering me, that shrimp monster, don't do it again!" Dabao whipped the shrimp monster's ass angrily, and Shi Lan ran to redo it with his head in his arms.

There was a scream from the side.

"It's over, I started to hear the dead squid body communicate with me spiritually, it said that it wanted to play tentacles with me..." Xi Yang held his head and wailed, "No, no, this won't work, I also have a bottom line Yes! A handsome man without a girl can accept it, but tentacles and corpses are absolutely unacceptable! I don’t want to become a tentacle control and necrophilia!"

"Another one polluted by spirit." Shi Lan whispered to Gu Mingfei, "It's so pitiful."

"How can you become a good chef without being mentally ill." Dabao said eloquently, "When you hear that the squid wants to give you a bunch of children, you will start!"

"..." Xiyang lay on the ground, spitting out a little ghost.

Shi Lanwei, who had finally successfully completed the mission after repeated defeats and repeated defeats, inspected Xiyang and Yourong Jianjun who were still working hard, and Yourong Jianjun was cutting squids with great skill.

Shi Lanwei silently said: "That's not how Jianguang differentiation is used."

Yourong Jianjun, who was holding a kitchen knife in his hand, snorted, with a kitchen knife in one hand and a squid in the other: "What did you just say?"

Seeing the shiny kitchen knife and the remnant of the squid stuck to it, Shi Lanwei changed his words decisively: "I said that it is very convenient for Jianxiu to cook. You will get an A soon, Mr. Jianjun. Come on."

Jianjun wiped his hands, and handed him the phone: "Please take a photo for Xiaosheng, thank you."

Shi Lanwei took the phone, grasped the angle, clicked one, perfect.

Jianjun saw it and was satisfied, and immediately uploaded it on Weibo, and added a line: Today I was cooking at the beach with my friends, and the sea breeze was so comfortable~(≧▽≦)/~I feel cute~

Shi Lanwei felt very tired, Yourong Jianjun was so serious and trying to be cute, and he was so smart that he felt that there was no way to save him.

Dabao suddenly took out a mobile phone and swiped it: "Yo, Jianjun is not bad, he has initially mastered the essence of Jingfen, keep working hard, and look after you."

"Thank you teacher, Xiaosheng will work hard." Yourong Jianjun said seriously.

Dabao nodded: "Where are the three of you on Weibo? Tell me too, and I will follow you."

"..." Shi Lan swallowed his saliva, and lied resolutely, "I don't have Weibo."

Dabao snorted: "Come on, Yanhuang, right?"

Σ(?Д?) Why was it discovered!Why!

Shi Lanwei took out his mobile phone in great pain, and sure enough, he had a new fan called [Today I feel cute while eating grilled squid in the sea breeze]. It's really a long cassock, and it always looks familiar...

After a whole day of inhumane efforts, the four of them finally developed auditory hallucinations. Although they were not stable yet, there was no problem with the initial identification of mental illness. Dabao readily added credits to the four of them, counting them as passing. This first lesson.

"You will know in the future that this is only an entry-level course. You will find more surprises in the future. It will definitely make your tuition money worthwhile. Don't thank me too much, because this is what I should do. Please call me Red Scarf , ahahahahahahahahahahaha." Dabao made a summary for this class.

The expressions of the four people are ever-changing, and the mood is even more mixed. Some have myocardial infarction, some have facial paralysis, some are mourning, some are tired and unloved, and some are dying—ah, no, this is the remnant lying on the side. rainbow squid carcass.

"Let's go, go back to school~" Blowing the sea breeze, drinking the natural orange juice from Orange Sea, eating delicious rainbow squid, served with chocolate sauce for dessert, and four stupid students who can tease Dabao at will a happy day.

It's cool to be a teacher =v=

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After returning to the academy, the four of them were still in a state of mental pollution, and everything seemed to be talking, although Dabao explained that this was a special effect produced by the rainbow squid cuisine, which would make people more likely to gain the ability to communicate with the ingredients , and the four of them have initially mastered this skill in such painful training.

"It's just been stimulated now, and more and more exercises are needed to stably acquire this ability. Come on, let's go to the Food Paradise to experience it today." Dabao said.

So the four had to watch the ingredients quarrel in the ingredient paradise all day long.

Shi Lanwei commented on the Food Paradise in one sentence: "The place where the food is used for palace fighting."

This is not an exaggeration at all, but as a human being, seeing the bloody love and hatred of food ingredients, one will feel that one needs to take medicine. With the growth of people's culinary skills, it is increasing day by day!

But compared to the collection class that needs to go out, this kind of cooking class in the academy is really gentle.

For example today:

"Hey, my stupid students, the picture is the legendary anurosaur, which is mainly produced in the Romanian forest on the European star. It is characterized by its appearance like a lizard. The dragon on our main star is obviously different. Because the meat is elastic, It is suitable for all kinds of cooking, so it has been hunted and killed by the indigenous wizards of the European planet, and is now on the verge of extinction. This group of wizards is really outrageous. You must know that their cooking skills are really reckless, especially the wizards of Great Britain, who are good at cooking any ingredients Cheng Dark Cuisine—with the occasional exception of French fries and fish. Shi Lanwei, as a monk majoring in British cuisine, what do you think?" When a group of people stood outside the Romanian forest for pre-class mobilization, Dabao suddenly clicked on Shi Lanwei's name.

"I felt an arrow hit my knee, teacher." Shi Lanwei said while covering his knee, "And, this time, can I not turn into a shrimp monster to attract an antusosaurus? The experience of being eaten every now and then is too much." Oops, I'll get Calvin."

"Big husband, cute big tits (it doesn't matter), as long as you are fried in a frying pan, you are guaranteed to have a burst of inspiration, and it will not be a problem to change [-] a day." Dabao said coolly.

"...A man in charge?!" Shi Lan wailed slightly.

The three little friends behind him stretched out their hands silently, and made a gesture of praise to Dabao.

Shi Lanwei, who had an intuition of something, suddenly turned his head, furious: "You guys!!! Do you still want to watch the update!!!!"

Xiyang looked at Gu Mingfei, and Yourong Jianjun also looked at Gu Mingfei, with the look in his eyes: "Hurry up, coax the shrimp monster, we still need to watch the update!"

"I'll make you a braised antarctic dragon later." Gu Mingfei said.

Shi Lan sneered slightly: "Master, you are too underestimating people. Do you think that a mere plate of braised antus can buy me off? I am Yanhuang, a well-known author in the gluttonous world! There are thousands of people every day. The monks are crying and begging for updates under the article, and occasionally retreating for a few days to stop the update. There are thousands of monks crying and begging for updates in the comment area. Kneeling and begging not to kill Mengmei, do you know that I am such a diao friend?"

"Oh, it's amazing." Dabao let out a hey while playing with his mobile phone, "I posted a Weibo saying that Yanhuang himself is currently catching analosaurs in the Romanian forest, and soon many people will come and make them for you for free. Eat it, isn’t it great, Yanhuang?”

"Stop, stop! I'm even worse!"

As the protagonist, you must always recognize the strength of the evil forces, and it is necessary to admit cowardly occasionally!

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Yanhuang V: ヽ(;′Д｀)ノ Sorry everyone, I forgot to put the manuscript in the manuscript box yesterday, and I will update it today.address:

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#More than 1 articles to write to death, pick a few messages to see#

[Angrily cut off ten thousand snake heads]: Great Yanhuang!Look at the speed of light.

[Yujing My Goddess]: I waited for the update yesterday until the next day, and I couldn't enter meditation practice if I didn't see the update, so it's double update today!

[Schizophrenia is getting worse]: Double update!Is there a third watch? ! ! !

【Goddess Man Rou】: Thirteen is better!Yanhuang, let me cook you S-level cuisine!Just order!

[Eating and eating every day]: Reply to @曼玲我女神妈妈哒: Local tyrant! Is there any super expensive S-level cuisine?

[Will I tell you about the nickname Goudan?]: Hahahahahaha Yanhuang shows off his cuteness regularly, she must be a cute girl!

[A goldfish flips its belly]: Reply to @小名秋名狗dan, will I say it: No, fellow daoist, you think too much, Yanhuang male.

[Will I tell you about the nickname Goudan?]: Reply to @一个金鱼反头: Impossible, she must be a cute female cultivator if she is so cute!You see, he always kills girls when he writes!How can ordinary male cultivators write like this?

[Seeing injustice and pulling out bamboo shoots to help]: Reply to @小名字狗dan, will I say it: Daoists may wish to read Yanhuang’s previous articles, and now there are reprints in the reprint area. After reading it, you can witness how an author is. From the beginning of wanting to open the harem to the present killing of sisters.Something must have happened that we don't know about.

[The little bird that chirped]: It suddenly occurred to me that the protagonist of a book in Yanhuang University was called Long Aotian.There is also a special episode in this book, Long Aotian was smashed to death by the body of the demon when he was fighting against the heroes, and rushed to the street.After reading it, I felt Yanhuang's malice. Fortunately, it was not the real ending, otherwise I would really become a demon.

[Green Nymphium juice is delicious]: After reading it, the girl died again [Candle] [Candle] [Candle]

[Jumping with a deer in my heart]: Reply to @绿荇草草汁 is delicious, spoiler self-respect!

[There is no cure for procrastination [-]]: I was going to retreat, but I saw Yanhuang’s Weibo, um, I will go to retreat after I read the update!

[Official Weibo of the Literature Edition]: Forward Weibo.

[Daddy Yanhuang, I want to give birth to a monkey for you]: ヽ(;′Д｀)ノ Today, I also want to learn kaomoji from the cute Yanhuang Daddy!

[Raising a Shrimp Monster]: Forward Weibo.