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Before the chocolate sauce was full, the four of them were pressed on the desk, ready to cook rainbow squid.

Given that a rainbow squid is at least three feet in size, ordinary pots really can't handle it, so we can only cut a part of the squid and put it in the pot.

"What we are going to learn today is rainbow squid in sauce. Since you are all beginners, let me demonstrate it to you first." Dabao said, grabbed a rainbow squid, cut off one of its whiskers, "Rainbow squid is very big, one whisker is enough for a plate, wash it first..."

Dabao started to cook skillfully, cleaning, seasoning, blanching, cooling, and stir-frying. Although it was a bit funny to see a giant panda holding a spatula, he still had that kind of superior demeanor.

After some cooking, Dabao got a plate of S-grade [Rainbow Squid in Sauce]. He tasted it himself and was satisfied: "Come and eat, don't say I abused you."

The four of them took a bite with their chopsticks, and their eyes widened. The delicious sauce mixed with the elastic texture of the rainbow squid made people forget their troubles instantly, and even the zhenqi in their bodies flowed a little smoother. point.

[Eat S-level cuisine "Rainbow Squid with Sauce"—Enhance synaesthesia and comprehension within twelve hours]

[Reward Portable Space Development Points: 45]

"What is synesthesia?" Shi Lanwei asked Dabao suspiciously.

Dabao whipped his ass with the pointer angrily: "Don't be so wordy, clean up the squid first and start cooking!"

Shi Lanwei took a peek at Gu Mingfei who was next door. He skillfully processed the squid with his years of anatomical skills, and was about to cut off a whisker and cut it into strips.Shi Lanwei took advantage of Dabao's scolding for Xiyang's posture with a knife, and quickly switched the rainbow squid he hadn't handled with Gu Mingfei, and snatched away the squid's whiskers he had cut.Gu Mingfei glanced at him helplessly, and quickly went through it again.

Dabao's cold eyes fell on Shi Lanwei's face, which made the shrimp monster feel terrible.Fortunately, he didn't order Shi Lanwei to redo it, probably because he didn't have confidence in his craftsmanship.

The next process is a very severe test for Shi Lanwei, who is only specialized in instant noodles among cooking skills. The difficulty is no less than that of letting a toddler run the Olympic 110-meter hurdles.

Cleaning, seasoning, blanching, cooling, stir-frying——Shi Lanwei made a plate of [mysterious squid that looks terrible], and the system gave a terrible E (failure).

Dabao didn't even bother to taste it: "Redo it."

Shi Lanwei: Orz

After Xiyang saw it, he mocked Shi Lan slightly: "Although I rarely cook, I've been a blockbuster since I never made a name for myself. Look at me."

Cleaning, seasoning, blanching, cooling, stir-frying——Xiyang made a plate of [a disgusting-looking unknown object], the system broke through the lower limit, and gave an F(fuck——this dish has surpassed the system evaluation bottom line).

Dabao didn't even want to look at it: "Redo it."

Xiyang: =_=|||

Shi Lan smiled slightly: "Blockbuster? Sure enough, it was a blockbuster. It's amazing. I've never received a ghost-like evaluation like FUCK. Even the system is stunned by you. Oh, what fragrance, master, have you prepared it yet?" ? It looks delicious!"

Gu Mingfei next door made a plate of [Rainbow Squid in Sauce that Looks Edible]. Although there was only one D in the evaluation, which symbolized a pass, it was not easy for a group of dark cooking masters who were self-taught. Dabao took a sip condescendingly: "It's too salty, the sauce ruined the ingredients, and the squid is overcooked, so make it again."

Shi Lanwei gave him a sympathetic look, but Gu Mingfei humbly asked Dabao what special attention should be paid to cooking rainbow squid.

Yourong Jianjun, who was silent at the side, was still slicing up the squid. The half-meter-long squid must be cut as thin as a strand of hair by her - now it's only cut to less than half an inch.

Dabao looked at her condescendingly, while Jian Jun concentrated on shredding without realizing it.

"Sword Lord."

"Ah?" Yourong Jianjun came back to his senses, stopped the kitchen knife and looked at him.

"Rework."

"Ah!" Yourong Jianjun looked at the squid he had finally cut into shreds - you must know that it is very difficult to cut this thing without keeping your hands!

"You have to be as thick as your fingers, not as thin as your hair!"

"Oh……"

"If you can't make A-grade rainbow squid today, don't think about going back." Dabao showed a terrible smile, "Don't worry, the ingredients are enough, and one rainbow squid is enough for you to cook twenty times. It didn't work out. I will send you to the underworld to think about life."

This is learning with life!

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After cooking the squid in sauce for a long time, Shi Lanwei felt that he had been deeply polluted spiritually. The world as far as he could see was full of rainbow squid and a mysterious voice:

"I don't like QAQ" "It hurts so much, it was sliced ​​again" "Idiot, you need to blanch the water faster, it won't taste good if you boil it in water!" "I'm tired, just to eat a monster shrimp , I paid the price of my life." "This sauce does not match my attributes, it is impossible to make A-level dishes."

The strange sound gave Shi Lanwei a headache. Although the Jindan cultivator's body is already very strong, he will not feel tired at all because of this amount of labor, but the mental burnout is real. A plate of discarded dishes was put aside, and I stood silently to the side to watch the sea. The orange sea looks delicious.

"What's wrong?" Not long after, Gu Mingfei also came to him.

"I'm a little tired, and I can't make A-level squid in sauce." Shi Lanwei said with a headache.

"I've already made a B-level one. If I work harder, I should be able to get an A." Gu Mingfei said, and glanced at Dabao who was sleeping soundly beside him.

"It's no use, your sauce tastes wrong." Shi Lanwei said without thinking.

"Ok?"

Shi Lan rubbed his forehead slightly: "It's okay, think I was brainwashed by the rainbow squid, just now I seemed to hear the rainbow squid on your side saying that your sauce doesn't go well with it, and you can't cook A-level cuisine."

Gu Mingfei was slightly taken aback, his expression seemed to suspect that he was hallucinating due to too much pressure.

"You've lost your mind." Xi Yang, who has been defeated repeatedly, also stood beside him for a nap, "You can even hear the sound of a dead squid. This is definitely a very serious mental problem. I suggest you seek medical treatment as soon as possible."

"I don't talk to people who can make FUCK-level evaluation dishes." Shi Lanwei gave him a contemptuous look.

Xiyang jumped up suddenly: "I can already make E-level cuisine!"

"Still failed —" Shi Lanwei retorted coldly.

"..."

After complaining to each other, several people turned their heads to fight again. Gu Mingfei looked at the cuttlefish's tail seriously, as if he wanted to see a flower from the pile of ingredients.

Over time, even he was mentally polluted.

"That sauce is extremely unpalatable." A mysterious voice emerged in his mind.

Gu Mingfei paused for a moment with his hands ready to adjust the sauce, and then focused his gaze on the pile of cut squid whiskers again.

"More light soy sauce, less chicken essence, boy, let's do it again." A mysterious voice sounded faintly.

Shi Lanwei next door suddenly said: "Master, it said more light soy sauce and less chicken essence."

"I heard that too." Gu Mingfei said.

At this time, Dabao who was sleeping soundly at the side suddenly appeared behind the two of them: "Oh, it seems that you have already mastered the knack of foreign languages, Xiao Gu, let's do it again."

Gu Mingfei nodded, adjusted the sauce again, and after a lot of hard work, it finally paid off.

[Complete cooking——Rainbow Squid with Sauce, Quality A, Cooking Skill +45]

"It's done." Gu Mingfei also heaved a sigh of relief.

Dabao picked up the chopsticks and tasted it: "Well, it's okay."

The three quickly gathered around, and you ate up the rainbow squid in sauce one bite at a time: "As expected of an A-level cuisine!" Seafood specialization."

Gu Mingfei didn't show much joy, but asked Dabao solemnly: "Excuse me, senior, why did Lanwei and I hear the sound of ingredients?"

——Lan Wei Lan Wei Lan Wei Lan Wei, Master called me Lan Wei 0.0, it sounds like a bad ending.

Shi Lanwei, who was inexplicably turbulent, suddenly felt a pain in his head. It turned out that Dabao held his head: "Oh, you said this, don't you know? The dishes made of rainbow squid ingredients have a special effect, which can strengthen Human synaesthesia enables people to perceive the sound of ingredients, this is an introductory course on the basics of foreign languages.”

"Uh...why didn't I hear it." For the first time, Xiyang felt doubts about his talent.

"Neither Xiaosheng." Yourong Jianjun said regretfully.

"It means that the two of you haven't been mentally polluted enough. Go ahead and continue making rainbow squid with sauce." Dabao drove the two away with a wave of his pointer and continued cooking.

"As for the two of you, you need to strengthen your practice and strive to master special communication skills as soon as possible." Dabao said, turning the rainbow squid ingredient data card in his hand into a real entity, "Here, keep working hard, especially the shrimp blame you, C I won't let you pass the first-class cooking."

The heartbroken Shi Lanwei returned to the desk, looking at the pile of rainbow squid ingredients and feeling tired and unloved.

Why does he, a monk, want to learn to cook!

"Let me teach you." Gu Mingfei's voice rang in his ears.

Shi Lanwei was moved: "Master, you are the best!"

Gu Mingfei silently stared at him, stared at him, stared at him.

"No, you don't need to say it out, you want to see the update, right? I'll write it to you when I go back!" Shi Lanwei patted his chest to reassure him, "Today, I will definitely kill Gu Zhong's little black lotus junior sister, trust me! What do you think of her? To die? To be bitten to death by a monster, to be hacked to death by the protagonist, to be swallowed to death by fishing for a rainbow squid, or to be snapped to death by Mr. Lu Yubei... Ah no, the latter two are not quite right."

“……… Anyway, it’s death, whatever it is.”