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In this way, Shi Lanwei was forced to cut off contact with Gu Mingfei and act separately. Dabao kindly reminded him not to become a shrimp monster on the road, otherwise thousands of "ingredients" would swarm him and turn him into "ingredients".

Shi Lanwei, who was ashamed, took a lot of snacks from Gu Mingfei, and then set foot on the... spaceship to Eurostar.

Well, that's right, it's a spaceship, because the teleportation array can't teleport across planets, and the monks in the Jindan period can't travel through the universe independently, so they can only be sent by the spaceship from one great world to the other.

It is not the first time that Shi Lanwei has come to the interstellar station, but every time there is a feeling of time and space disorder, although the interstellar station on the main star is still very simple in shape, following the unwritten rules of the main star, the tallest building is not With more than four floors, even the giant spaceship is made of nine-grade solid wood. It looks no different from a building ship in the sea, but when it is really sailing in the universe, it can still give people a hard blow to the three views - on the earth I haven't been on a plane for so many years, and even took a spaceship after traveling to the cultivation world, what a shit!

Indigenous humans and monks are accustomed to spaceships. In their view, this is just a relatively advanced flying magic weapon, but it is a bit unacceptable to foreign players. After all, in their cognition, going to other great worlds Either the Yuanshen real person is responsible for the pick-up, or he becomes the Yuanshen himself and travels to and from the boundless universe with the power of the flesh, and takes a spaceship... It's a bit weird to think about it.

There was a little accident at the interstellar station. When a certain idol monk in the gluttonous world disembarked, he was discovered, and immediately attracted a large number of native monks and foreign players to watch. The excitement was really amazing. I could hear "Goddess sign my name", "Goddess, let's be friends", "When is the concert, Goddess, I love you" and so on. In order to compete for the right to take a photo with the goddess, some monks were on the spot After a big fight, he was taken away by the NPC in charge of security.

Shi Lanwei felt that every day in the Taotie world refreshed his three views.

After a day and night of sailing, the spacecraft landed at the space station of Eurostar. Different from the antique style of the main star, the style here is very ultra-modern, and there are conceptual buildings that challenge imagination everywhere. Shi Lanwei swore that he just saw it with a glimpse Something like the Statue of Liberty looks familiar no matter how you look at it!

The land area of ​​Eurostar is far smaller than the main star, but it is already big enough for ordinary people. After studying the plan of Eurostar, Shi Lanwei found that the area of ​​Great Britain alone is about the same size as India on Earth. There is also the newly opened Super S copy "Delicious Isles of Great Britain", which has killed hundreds of monks so far.There are still many indigenous monks who are eager to try to die. For them, this "dungeon" is probably the small thousand world where no one can die. No matter how they die, they can return to the big thousand world unscathed. The monks are all very good at it, and some of them are used to being dead in the dungeon, and they have not adjusted after returning to the Great Thousand World, and then they really hit the street.On the contrary, foreign player monks are more or less cautious.

"Well, let me see how the road goes..." Shi Lanwei leaned on the Greek-style colonnade and took a mobile phone to locate the map. Since the function of the mobile phone has become more and more powerful, and even the general knowledge of the world can be accessed, it is now on the road. It is rare to see a monk holding a Myriad Worlds Universal Knowledge Card. Looking around, there are monks in a hurry. The common feature is that they are holding mobile phones in their hands. Spiritual consciousness is strong, otherwise it wouldn't be strange to bump your head against the pillar.

No matter how I adapt, I still feel that it destroys the three views. Shi Lanwei sighs in his heart, the contribution (destruction) of an unknown earth fellow to his own universe is really extraordinary, let's see what the monks are like now up!When encountering a problem, don't turn to the book or ask your fellow practitioners, just pick up the Universal Knowledge and go to the Myriad Realms to search for it. Is this what monks should do?Is this universe okay? !

"Great Britain, Stonehenge, oh, yes." Shi Lanwei finally found his destination on the map of Wanjie, which is thousands of miles away from where he is now. Fortunately, there are teleportation arrays on both sides, just spend some Lingshi .

Shi Lanwei was not in a hurry, and walked slowly in the European star space station. Everything around him felt familiar and strange, and he couldn't help but recall the time in the 21st century.Among the pedestrians coming and going, there are monks in Taoist robes, mortals in ordinary clothes, and all kinds of different creatures that seem to appear in fantasy stories, such as wizards in magic robes, giants as tall as ten feet, and even A skeleton in armor.

The female cultivators who came to Eurostar for the first time looked around curiously, whispered, and took pictures with their mobile phones from time to time, as if they were just here for a trip.

"This restaurant seems to be highly rated, and they are required to bring their own ingredients. We happen to have quite a few of them. Why don't we take them to this restaurant and try them?" One of the female cultivators handed a mobile phone to a fellow Taoist beside him.

Another fellow daoist hesitated: "But fellow daoist Ge Wuliang is a Buddhist practitioner, so you can't touch these meaty foods."

The nun with the name of Dharma Song Wuliang smiled slightly: "You two fellow Taoists just go, and the poor nun can choose some vegetarian food."

"Fellow Ge Wuliang is truly a Buddha with a benevolent heart. Several of my buddhist friends have already passed through the heart of the Buddha with wine and meat." The female cultivator laughed.

Shi Lanwei listened from the side, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, wondering when Meituan would start group buying. Judging by the development speed of mobile phones in just one year, it shouldn't be far away.

Shi Lanwei walked all the way to the teleportation array. The teleportation points of the European star are all advanced. There are restrictions outside, and you need to pay to enter, and the person responsible for the fee is an iron puppet. Shi Lanwei has seen many of its kind along the way. Some are cleaning up the rubbish on the ground, some are checking tickets at the platform, and there is a smart one standing by the side of the road with the word "asking the way" written on his body, a pair of Taoists are asking irrelevant questions like molesting, such as "How old are you?" "Do you have a Taoist companion?" "Which is better, green vegetable tofu soup or braised beef noodles?" asked the way asking robot to crash several times.

"My lady, I think this iron lump is not as dexterous as an ordinary puppet. If my lady likes it, I will find an NPC who specializes in puppetry to study and make one for my lady." The male cultivator said to his wife.

The female cultivator touched the cold iron puppet: "It is said that this is made by ordinary people. It is not easy to maintain the operation for a whole year with only one middle-grade spirit stone. Husband, think about it, if one day you Encountering thousands of iron bumps, all of which have similar cultivation levels as yours, how difficult it is to deal with."

The male cultivator smiled wryly: "My lady, don't mention it, I don't want to go to Blue Star to learn about those mechas again."

The female cultivator couldn't help laughing: "But if it wasn't for that Lanxing encounter, how could we live and die together?"

The male cultivator seemed a little shy, and the knives from all directions pierced his body, most of which came from envious and jealous monks. The male cultivator suddenly became proud, and he stretched out his chest and hugged his wife's waist, and said softly: "Since you've come to Europe Star to play, is there any place you want to go, my lady?"

The nun smiled sweetly: "With my husband, we can go anywhere."

Good... I really want to burn...

Shi Lanwei seemed to hear the inner calling of the monks around him, and couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, but he didn't have any feelings of envy, jealousy or hatred, but suddenly thought of Gu Mingfei.

After passing this exam, let's go to the mountains and rivers to eat and drink with Master!

Of course, practice...and updates must never be left behind.

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[[Chat] Travel Notes of Idlers (750 Ninth Floor)]

0L: When I first arrived at Eurostar today, I was shocked when I got off the boat. Although I heard that the appearance of Eurostar is very different from the main star, but I didn’t expect to see it so far. Among them, the buildings are the most important, with hundreds of feet of glass hanging above the head, and there is an endless starry sky outside. , Occasionally, spaceships come through the void, full of visitors from other places, very beautiful.

Seeing an iron puppet in front of him, he picked up the dust and dirt on the ground, went to the people, and said: "Please let me go."I heard that this product is produced in Lanxing, and it can be used as a substitute for sweeping. It is more sophisticated and can guide people, responding like a human being. Some monks play foreplay, but they are speechless, which is very interesting.

And the thousands of visitors have different appearances, there are those who are called wizards with wooden sticks, those with scales and armor shaped like demon cultivators, those who are short and dwarf-like, and those who wear armor and skulls. I don't feel any difference. Occasionally there are people who call it strange. Gein is a newcomer, and after a long time, he regards it as usual.

There is a wooden utensil on the wall, which can make a sound, and the song says: My love stretches to the end of the world, and the flowers are blooming down the mountain.The endless water comes from the sky and stretches to the colorful sea. The song of kindness is waiting for me. It is the most comfortable to sing while walking, and the song I want to sing is the most joyful!You are the most beautiful of the clouds, you are always there with a cup full, you are always there, singing long and loudly, the wind is extremely windy, you are the most wonderful of the sky, yo la la ha la ha ha ha la ha ha ha la ha ha, I hear the sound of heaven that pleases you , It's like climbing to the sky!

The lyrics of the lower Liba people's song are mediocre and unrefined, but the rhythm is really magical, and it can be heard endlessly for three days!

1L: Seize the jade couch!

2L: The host of idlers is here again!This time to Eurostar!The European star is very interesting, the customs are completely different from the main star, if you are interested, I recommend the Medieval Continent and Middle-Earth Continent!Other countries are also good, French food is very special!The pasta in the Apennines is great!It’s almost time for the bullfighting festival in Iberia, let’s try the beef feast together!

3L: Every time I see the polite way of speaking of the idler host, I feel that we who speak the vernacular are very uneducated.

4L: Where does the idler plan to go next?

5L: Looking for a travel diary for idlers, come to poetry club? !This year's Poetry Club hosts Ameristar!Ask for the book, all kinds of requests!

6L: Haha, the host is such a literary monk!

7L: Goddess Manrou said that there are two things to experience in a person's life, a trip that goes away at will, and a love that does not care about one's own safety!Congratulations to the homeowner!

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559L: I have an impression of the song the poster mentioned... Now it's playing back in my head again, stop it! ! !

560L: Hey, does it sound good?Ask for an address.

561L: I want to listen to this magical song, where can I find it?

562L: Well-meaning person, you don’t need to thank me → please poke me gently

563L: …………… Don’t be mean to those downstairs!

564L: Haven't poked it yet but I'm curious!What happened? !

565L: After listening to it, I feel like I will never forget this melody for the rest of my life. It keeps circling in my mind, circling, circling, circling, circling... Damn who made the melody, kill him! ! ! !

566L: After listening, hurry up, someone give me a brainwashing recipe! ! !This tune must be forgotten! ! !

567L: This song is called "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style". The lyrics and music are all anonymous, and the singer is Fat Da.Damn, what's the name!

568L: I feel poisoned... like eating dark food...

569L: From now on, no matter who shouts "The End of the World Is My Love" in front of me, I can complete the seamless connection and continue singing...

570L: After listening to the original song, I feel that the words used by Xianrenzhu are really gentle!The more popular, the easier it is to brainwash!Foaming at the mouth to poison my friends!

571L: I will post on Weibo, trying to poison more people!

572L: I'm going too!

573L: Count me in!

The author has something to say: PS: "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" was written by Bing Jian, and the author of the travel notes in classical Chinese made nonsense. Basically, I returned it to the Chinese teacher. Let's make do with it.

In addition, Baidu's translation of classical Chinese has a great function, everyone is welcome to try it, it is really witty!The teacher no longer has to worry about my classical Chinese!