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Regardless of whether Shi Lanwei still wants to be a man or not—he hasn't been a man for a long time anyway—the female cultivators have already connected with the General Knowledge of the World with great interest to watch the masterpiece of childbirth.Shi Lanwei, who was expressionless, looked at the sika deer of Zhenling Zhiling, and finally the sika deer calmly kicked away, leaving Shi Lanwei to be broken into cake crumbs in the sea of ​​class enemies.

The female cultivator in the booth next door screamed: "How can a man have children, this kind of heresy, my little girl can't accept it!!!"

"Fellow Taoist, think about Taoist Kong Ji." The female cultivator next to her suddenly laughed, "Senior Kong Ran is his biological daughter, pay attention, it is a biological daughter. The majestic master of creation can give birth alone , why not an ordinary male cultivator?"

"That's that, that's the real person of the Yuanshen. It's a trivial matter to change into a female body temporarily." A female cultivator suddenly giggled, "If I become a Yuanshen in the future, I will definitely turn into a man. Try it. What's so wonderful about that man's penis."

"Fellow daoist ambitions!" "Fellow daoist, I hope you break through the threshold of life and death!" "Fellow daoist, don't forget to try the backyard flower!" There was a sudden exclamation from all around.

A female cultivator next to him whispered, "But Senior Kong Ran was transformed by Taoist Kong Ji pulling out one of his tail feathers, so it can't be considered as having a child."

"Shut up!" The surrounding female nuns yelled angrily in unison, which made the female nun murmur twice, then bowed her head and fell silent.

Master Wenxiu suddenly shook the bell on his wrist, and said in a loud voice: "Sisters, my family mentioned earlier that there is something special about this small lotus house. I don't know if you have discovered it. If you are right, there is a complete set of paintings by Master Zhi Ling here. , and please don’t miss it, sisters.”

The crowd was silent for a moment, and there was an exclamation in an instant, and the surrounding female cultivators immediately dispersed, looking for the beauty of this small lotus house.

The small lotus house is not big, but it is not small. The white lotus is ten thousand feet wide, and the surrounding petals overlap, just like jade mountains. And the White Jade Palace.

The Wenxiu poetry meeting this time was held on the high platform of Lianxin, which accommodated nearly [-] monks and still did not seem crowded.And the place where the lotus heart should be the lotus seeds is the blue lotus pond. Dozens of large and small lotus ponds are connected, with white lotus flowers blooming on it, and there are pavilions and pavilions falling on the water, where spiritual birds and birds dance lightly. scene.

The female cultivators looked around in groups of three and four, carefully looking for the difference in this small lotus dwelling.Reverend Wenxiu and Reverend Zhiling talked and laughed happily, and from time to time they looked at each other and smiled with mutual understanding, exuding an aura that Shi Lanwei dared not approach.

Yourong Jianjun browsed the works of all the betting and fighting female cultivators in Wanjie Tongshi, looking serious, as if he was referring to the secrets of exercises.

Shi Lanwei felt sincere respect for this nun who was superficially skilled, which was very human.

Venerable Qin Ru, who was playing the piano at the side, was dragged away by some old friends to chat elsewhere, and the pavilion became quiet for a while, and the group of female cultivators who wrote the birth essay disappeared, but I don’t know who won——Shi Lanwei felt that he didn't want to know at all, he could no longer look directly at the characters in his pen.

"Is it Mr. Yanhuang?" A delicate female cultivator who looked like she was in her twenties stood cautiously in front of Shi Lanwei and asked softly.

"Uh... yes." Shi Lanwei prayed in his heart that he would not be another reader who came to him asking for a strange signature.

The female cultivator gave a gentle smile, with a bit of shyness: "The little girl's name is Jiang Yun, it's that..."

"Ah, you are the true heir of the Chongxiao sect? I went to congratulate you when you achieved the top-grade golden elixir." Yourong Jianjun looked at her and felt familiar, and immediately remembered it.

"My little girl has met Sword Lord Yourong, and after so many years, she still has the same demeanor, which makes my little girl very envious." Jiang Yun lifted the hem of her skirt and saluted, her goose egg face was slightly red.

——Looks like a soft girl.Shi Lanwei was a little unbelievable, would a soft girl really come to the Wenxiu Poetry Club?Moreover, it is the true biography of the Chongxiao Sect. The Chongxiao Sect is not a small sect that is not popular, but a fairy sect that is on par with the Lingxiao Sword Sect and Taiqingzong. Heaven and man sit in town, and Dong Jun, a true disciple of the Chuangxiao Sect, came to congratulate Gu Mingfei before the Golden Elixir Ceremony. Shi Lanwei was deeply impressed because he had the face of a male public enemy.

Moreover, the name Jiang Yun seems familiar, has he heard or seen it somewhere?

"I don't know something, and I want to ask Mr. Yanhuang." Jiang Yun said.

"Please speak, girl."

"The little girl once did a divination and calculated that the senior is a mortal and has no spiritual roots. Later, the little girl retreated for more than ten years. After leaving the customs, the husband has already gone to the underworld. When the little girl borrowed the magic weapon to go to the underworld, sir He has already been taken away. Afterwards, the little girl made a divination, but she could no longer calculate the cause and effect of her husband. It must be someone who deceived the sky for her. When I saw him today, my husband has a golden core cultivation level, which surprised my little girl." Jiang Yun looked at him timidly. Shi Lanwei looked a little sad.

--What the hell!So I have such a cute female reader!And chased me to hell!

Comparing the lovely cute girl with the master who is always urging changes, Shi Lanwei felt overwhelmed with pain.

Now he is Gu Mingfei's ghost when he dies, and he will become Gu Mingfei's weapon spirit after death, and he can no longer regret it _(:3」∠)_

"I heard that my husband never reads the book review section, nor does he pay attention to everyone's messages, so I probably don't remember my little girl. The robe of my little girl in the book review section is 'Jiangtian Feiyun'." Jiang Yun said with a flushed face, "Mr. Yes... I can't always grab the first message..."

"Oh, oh, I remember you!" Shi Lanwei immediately recalled.Jiang Tian Feiyun, who has been concentrating on robbing the jade couch (sofa) but has failed for decades, is lucky.

"It turns out that Mr. remembers me! That's great!" Sister Jiangyun suddenly became happy, and asked excitedly, "My little girl has one last question!"

——Sister, what are you doing!I want to ask if I have a Taoist companion?This makes older singles feel very panic!

Shi Lanwei looked at Jiang Yun nervously and expectantly.

Jiang Yun took a deep breath, looked at him with sparkling eyes, and asked, "Did the Evil Tathagata end up with True Monarch Hongtu? Did they... did they... have children?"

——Wait, girl, do you have any misunderstanding about this article!I'm just an author who writes cool articles about normal cultivation!Don't be brainwashed by those strange little yellow mosquitoes!Also, why do men and men have children!I don't understand!

Shi Lanwei roared inwardly, and he calmly and seriously began to make up nonsense: "No, they are all dead."

Jiang Yun was horrified: "What, what!"

Shi Lan felt slightly joyful, and continued: "The body dies, the dao disappears, and the soul flies away."

Jiang Yun stared at him blankly for a long time, then suddenly covered his face and burst into tears, and ran away as if flying.Because the movement was quite loud, it also attracted the attention of many people.

Shi Lanwei: "..."

Why is this girl so innocent!She actually believed it!Damn, she won't turn fans into blacks!

Yourong Jianjun, who watched the whole process, coughed twice: "It's okay, she will forget about it in two days. I heard that Jiang Yun is the daughter of the master of Daoist Danlu of the Chongxiao School, and she is the junior sister of Daoist Danlu, with a high seniority." , has been gifted since childhood, seldom travels abroad, is well protected, and is quite ignorant of the world."

Shi Lanwei complained silently, can this become a top-grade golden elixir?It really is Bai Fumei of the second generation of immortals!

Still can't understand Bai Fumei's train of thought. It stands to reason that she has read novels for so many years, so she should know his habits very well!

As expected, the master understands him better in this aspect. Although every time he kills a popular supporting role, he will see the master's resentful eyes, but he never interferes with his follow-up plot—er, the "Meteor Escape" was not Calculate.

Master Wenxiu whispered to Master Zhiling: "I think there must be a reason why a boy chicken is a boy chicken."

Master Zhiling smiled slightly: "How do you know that there is no chicken killer who is watching and sharpening his knife?"

Daoist Wenxiu burst out laughing, causing Shi Lan, who looked puzzled, to glance at her slightly.

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#Wanjietongshi's Live Post#

[[Live] Fellow Daoist, do you dare to fight with me! ——Live post of Wenxiu Poetry Club at Youxian Palace (Building No. [-])]

0L: The arduous time to grab money is over!The landlord broke out in disheveled clothes, and couldn’t help but burst into tears when he clicked on the book he had snatched. He only got [-]% of the list, and the rest can only be sold second-hand at a high price?Beep, beep, beep.

1L: Landlord, it would be nice to go to the poetry meeting, think about the feelings of those who didn’t make it QAQ

2L: Basically got it, hey, there is a black box.

3L: Kill those who show off upstairs!

4L: Angrily beat up the second floor!What is human nature!

5L: Hand over the notebook, we can still be good friends!

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118L: Wow, can the girl on the second floor exchange books with the host?Really want!

Okay, stop talking nonsense, the host will continue the live broadcast.Now is the break time, most of the female cultivators present are exchanging notebooks to satisfy their hunger (every time they change notebooks, they have to swear karma to Lord Liuli Buddha, which is really tiring), and some people start discussing stories in twos and threes. There seem to be two people on the right. The two female cultivators had an argument.There was a quarrel over who the best match for Taoist Yujing was, and it was time to compete with Daoist Wenxiu for a question.

This time, the competition started a little earlier, and it would normally take a few hours to rest, probably because the two fellow Taoists couldn't hold back anymore.The landlord got up hehehe, ready to take a look.

I took a look, the people in that pavilion looked familiar, I didn’t know the one who played the piano, needless to say, the real person Wenxiu and Zhiling, Mr. Yanhuang was also there (wearing women’s clothing, poof, it looks cute, I don’t know why the expression A bit resentful), Yourong Jianjun is also hahaha, I bet with Ji You before whether she will come, I saw that this time the picture album with Mu Yunzi and Jiuling Zhenren was written by Zhiling Zhenren, so I decided that she would come , Sure enough, it came.

119L: What, Yanhuang's big women's clothing!Don't stop me, I'm going to take a look! ! !

120L: Mr. Yanhuang is actually a cute girl in women's clothing!I, I, I, I will go to watch now and get an autograph by the way!

121L: Who is Yanhuang?

122L: Upstairs, you are so outdated. Isn't "Yi Zheng Tian Dao" very popular recently?There are so many colleagues, I have already licked my mouth to the gills!

123L: Eh, is that so?I'm sorry, I seldom read normal novels, so I'll read them later.

124L: By the way, I recommend all the previous works of Yanhuang!Especially Ji (Ji) is passionate, but he has a problem, he likes to kill girls, the more popular he is, the more he likes it.The writing style and allusions are not very particular, but in general it is still very well written, which is very refreshing to read!Can't stop!

125L: Please don't provoke me... I didn't go to Cheng Wenxiu Poetry Club, I won't see Yanhuang anymore... Damn who knows how to draw please hurry up and get one! ! !

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827L: The host is back, just now we had a quarrel with Ji You because of the pairing, and almost went to Wenxiu real person to ask a question, but fortunately, a female repairman next to me interrupted, and with one sentence, our pairing was completely dismantled, Ji was so angry Friends immediately competed with her.The host can come back and continue the live broadcast...

A few female cultivators went to ask Reverend Wenxiu about the matching topic of "Yizheng Dao", Reverend Wenxiu immediately pulled Yanhuang out to block the sword, Yanhuang didn't know what he was thinking, and suddenly came up with a shocking question!

"Give Me a Baby"

The host said that the whole person is not well, Yanhuang, so it turns out that you have such a strong taste!My fellow Taoists and I were stunned.The female cultivators were also stunned.

I didn't expect Yanhuang to have read that book about childbirth that was drawn by someone who didn't know who had a brain hole... Yanhuang, the boss, can no longer look at you directly...

828L: I can no longer look directly at Yanhuang +1

829L: I reckon that the picture album of Yizheng Tiandao Tong Shengzi was done by Zhiling Zhenren wearing cassock. Whether it is brain or printing volume, it looks like Zhiling Zhenren's style.And she has seen the righteousness of heaven.

830L: ...Zhi Ling, you...kneeled.

831L: Zhiling, which has been leading trends for 1000 years...

832L: Compared to this, I am more shocked by Yanhuang!What about the cold Yanhuang that was promised!

833L: Don't be like this upstairs, once you accept this setting, Yanhuang is still very cute.

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2034L: Dangdangdangdang, an hour has passed, the host came back to talk about the competition.The two girls in front who were strangled to death by Yujing male god, in the end Yujing and Yinyang Daozu won!Oh my god, the original poster went to lick it, and that Taoist friend actually wrote that the four incarnations of Yujing Taoist (probably because there are four swords in total) are like Yinyang Taoist ancestor!The landlord, the landlord can't hold it anymore! ! ! !I'm sorry for the Taoist friends of Taoist Yujing and Taoist Yuyu, the host has rebelled! ! ! !

Everyone, go check it out, you know the hidden section, the key is "Yujingda's lifetime push".

2035L: Fuck my favorite link is here!Will I tell you that I squatted on the live broadcast building just to wait for the key!Here we go!

2036L: I, I, I, I watched it too!Ouch, that fellow daoist is really... really amazing!I really want to be friends with her, so that I can eat delicious meat every day!

2037L: Damn it!Taoist Yujing and Taoist Kongji agreed! ! ! !No one is fighting for this pair! ! ! !

2038L: Give up, Taoist Kong Ji is also the ancestor of Yin-Yang Taoism.

2039L: Bastard ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, a life of cheating!Never count friends!You have so many friends, does your master know that!

The author has something to say: PS: Mo Yuan: Of course I know it as a teacher.

PPS: If you have a cute female reader and run away with anger, you are doomed to be alone forever, Mr. Shrimp Monster.This article almost turned BL into BG, but fortunately the master started quickly XD