gossip comprehension world

This room was chatting happily, but there were some disturbances next door.

In the lotus pavilion, a female cultivator slapped the table and stood up, furiously said: "Taoist Yujing and Taoist Yuyu are a match made in heaven, what does it have to do with the ancestor of Yinyang Taoism! Such a thing about pulling a man is simply unheard of , Meng Xiangji, dare to fight with me!"

The female cultivator on the opposite side covered their faces with a fan, revealing a pair of fox-like eyes, and said softly but resolutely: "Although I am not good at cultivation, I will definitely not lose to anyone with my sincerity. Why don't you dare!"

Shi Lanwei on the side stretched his neck to read the gossip. He didn't expect that the female cultivators in the cultivation world would fight because of the dismantling of CP and try to destroy their opponents physically. It was really eye-opening. The girls in the group of CPs who dismantle each other's mouths are so gentle.

After finishing speaking, Meng Xiangji bowed to the real person Wenxiu from afar: "Please ask the real person to come up with a question."

Daoist Wenxiu laughed twice: "At first, I wanted to give you sisters some time to rest, but I didn't expect everyone to be so impatient. Well, let's start with the two fellow daoists."

The two female cultivators each took a few steps forward and bowed to Master Wenxiu.

Master Wen Xiu raised his hands, and two desks appeared in front of the two nuns, each with a jade slip on them.

"Since it is related to Taoist Yujing, how can we miss the sword? This topic is called "On the Sword with the King". The old rules, one hour, [-] words, no limit. It is required to have meat in the dish, and all meat is allowed. , vegetarianism is prohibited, and lights and curtains are not allowed, the result is determined by the votes of the nuns who are willing to participate in the evaluation. Start now!"

The faces of the two female nuns froze, they picked up the jade slips and closed their eyes tightly, and they started to write spiritually on the spot.

Shi Lanwei was confused by the words Hu Hu Su Su, and after thinking for a while, he vaguely felt something from "blowing the lamp and pulling the curtain".This, this, this...the large crowd wrote the eighteen bans on the spot, how wide-hearted these two girls are!

Sanguan was being captured by F5, and on the other side, several female cultivators came to the real Wenxiu, bowed and said, "Really, we have been friends for many years, but why are we pairing up for the "One Righteous Way" recently?" In order to continue this sisterly relationship, please ask the real person to give us a question to tell right from wrong!"

The few people in the pavilion all squinted at Shi Lanwei, with strange expressions of "it's your turn".

Shi Lanwei's eyes were dead, wishing he could get into the prehistoric spirit shell.

Master Zhiling smiled and said: "This is Yanhuang, the author of "Yizheng Dao", why not let him write the question."

- Stop, stop!Why let a normal Xiangshuang article author to give a group of unknown creatures a small yellow mosquito fanfic question!What about human nature!

But several female nuns looked at him eagerly, with reverence and anticipation on their faces, Shi Lanwei couldn't help but coughed twice, and the brainwashing picture in the Zhiling real person's picture album popped up in his mind uncontrollably—Hongtu real person with the same pole Evil Tathagata hugged each other tightly in the prehistoric universe, only to hear Daoist Hongtu say affectionately...

"'Give me a baby'" Shi Lanwei murmured out the line like a nine-day thunder disaster.

The female cultivators looked horrified, and took a small step back, with expressions of sincerity and fear.One of them was pleasantly surprised: "Does Mr. Yanhuang also like Sheng Ziwen?!"

——Stop, shut up!I just didn't block the brainwashing of Zhiling Zhenren's picture album for a while!As expected of a famous master, he can draw such a magical and refreshing work, it is really extraordinary!

"Since Mr. Yanhuang has proposed such a question, I, I will try my best!" A female cultivator stomped her feet with a blushing face.

Another female nun bit her lips lightly, and sobbed: "Sir, I can't do it!"

There was also a female cultivator rubbing her hands, with a strange smile on her face: "Very good, I have never challenged the task of giving birth before. I don't know what kind of mood a man feels when he is pregnant. It's really frustrating." I'm full of imagination. Oh, the inspiration has come, and I can't hold it anymore!"

As she said that, the female cultivator hurriedly rushed to the table and grabbed the jade slips, enthusiastically swaying her brains.

The scene suddenly became lively. Many of the tens of thousands of female monks were good at poetry and painting, and they came up to ask questions one after another. Some wrote little yellow lions (poems), painted little yellow rabbits, and some wrote little yellow mosquitoes. At that time, Xiaolianju was very lively.

Shi Lan sat in the pavilion and gorged himself, trying to make up for his fatal blow with food.

Of course, with little success.The main reason is that the endless stream of female cultivators came to watch "Yanhuang", and some of them tried to get him to sign an autograph.There is even a rippling face thinking about that who and that female cultivator who made the author's fulfillment by nature - this made Shi Lanwei have the urge to give that and that a bento when he goes back.

In the midst of entanglement, the two female cultivators who had previously fought for Taoist Yujing had already handed in their "dissertations" with solemn faces.

"Reporting to the real person, my work has been uploaded to the secret section of the Wanjie Tongshi Literature Edition, and the key is 'Yujing Da's life push', please appreciate it."

Shi Lanwei immediately saw the spectacular scene, and all the female cultivators present lowered their heads and took out the sub-device cards of Universal Knowledge, even Daoist Zhiling and Daoist Wenxiu were no exception.

Shi Lanwei, who grabbed the last piece of pastry and swallowed hard, felt as if he had been abandoned by the times.He couldn't help but took out his Myriad Worlds Universal Knowledge Card, hesitated for a while, but still couldn't discard his integrity, and stuffed the card back.

Seeing that the pastries were all gone, he silently licked his fingers that were stained with pastry crumbs, but still felt dissatisfied.

It's so sad to live a life that has only eaten two pastry meals for decades.

Right now, Master Wenxiu has finished reading the two freshly released Little Yellow Mosquitoes, with a mysterious smile on his face.Immortal Zhiling clapped his hands suddenly, sat down and began to draw with his brush like flying.

A female cultivator clicked her tongue twice: "Fellow Taoist Junru is still a little cautious when cooking, not bold enough."

Another female cultivator nodded and said: "The meat is too thick, tasteless to eat, like chicken ribs. Hey, even though I prefer Taoist Yujing and Taoist Yuyu in my heart, I have to admit that Taoist Mengxiangji is better."

The female cultivator next to her frowned and said, "Although fellow Taoist Meng Xiangji is good at cooking, but there are too many condiments, and the original taste is lost."

"No, that's not true. Fellow Daoist Mengxiangji perfectly melted all kinds of condiments into the ingredients, so that the Taoist Yujing and the ancestor of Yin and Yang, who were originally incompatible with each other, merged into one, and the flavor was excellent!"

A female cultivator laughed foolishly: "The combination of meat and vegetables, fat and thin, fragrant and crispy, mouth full of oil, praise!"

Shi Lanwei couldn't bear it anymore!It's just reading two small yellow mosquitoes, don't look like a gourmet participating in a cooking competition!It sounds so hungry! ! !And so curious! ! ! !

No, he couldn't sell his soul, at least not easily.

Shi Lanwei gritted his teeth and resisted the urge to see what the hell these two female cultivators wrote. When he lowered his head, he saw Master Zhiling hanging out his masterpiece with satisfaction, and the surroundings were filled with exclamations and admiration.

Shi Lanwei felt tightness in his chest, and a bloody smell filled his throat.

I saw the Daoist Yinyang trapped in the Zhuxian sword formation in a daze with disheveled clothes, and the four Zhuxian swords turned into the incarnations of four Yujing Taoists, who were doing their best to the Yinyang Daoist, doing what he could do with moral depravity!

Daoist Wenxiu clapped his hands and laughed: "Discussing the sword with you, it really is a good sword! Fellow Daoist Mengxiangji has an exquisite conception, vivid writing, and cleverly combined the life experience of the ancestor of Yin and Yang. The meat dishes are full of five flavors, making people want to eat! The slave family looked at you. Congratulations to Fellow Daoist Meng Xiangji for the results of the sisters' vote."

Meng Xiangji swayed her round fan lightly, with a happy expression on her face: "Thank you, fellow Taoist Junru, for your fulfillment."

The female cultivator named Jun Ru flushed with anger, and left angrily. Before leaving, she said harshly: "You and I will have a showdown in a hundred years!"

Shi Lanwei hadn't recovered from the extremely mournful accompanying picture, and several female nuns over there had already rushed to him happily: "Mr. Yanhuang, we have also finished writing, the key is 'extremely Evil Tathagata will give birth to a bunch of'!"

——Did you do it on purpose?Why does this kind of key have to be confronted with the previous "Yu Jingda pushes it all his life"! ! !

But Shi Lanwei couldn't answer anymore.At this moment, he sat quietly in the pavilion, silently exhaling his last breath.

——I don't want to be a human anymore!

The author has something to say: PS: "I don't want to be a human anymore." Does everyone know this, JOJO's.

PPS: Taoist Yujing can't leave images, so there is no conclusion on what he looks like. Everyone will freely develop a face, which is ever-changing.

PPPS: There are still two chapters to come to the end of the happy poetry meeting. In fact, I was the happiest when I was writing Wenxiu's poetry meeting.

The copy of the Zhonglu Mountain Dharma Association will be much more serious. After all, this is a serious level-up cultivation text, and all irregularities are illusions (big mistakes).