gossip comprehension world

Shi Lanwei felt that the world would never be better.

The first jade slip I read was a picture album, with excellent painting style, vivid characters, twists and turns in content, broad thinking, and the courage to innovate, it can be called a masterpiece.

If only...if the characters in it weren't called Hongtu Zhenjun and Extremely Evil Tathagata...

There are pictures and the truth:

The extremely evil Tathagata with white hair and childlike face stood on a Taichi Yin-Yang lotus flower, looking at Zhenjun Hongtu faintly: "Now that things have happened, do you still want to kill me again?"

True Monarch Hongtu's handsome face showed a trace of imperceptible remorse and pain: "No, it won't happen."

The two embraced each other tightly, and in the boundless universe, they abandoned all the past and never separated again!

True Monarch Hongtu kissed the lotus marks on the eyebrows of the extremely evil Tathagata, and said softly, "Give me a child."

The extremely evil Tathagata blushed slightly, and said angrily, "I want to give birth to you in the next life!"

……

(Twenty pages of human-creation activities and a special gift for childbirth are omitted below)

……

Shi Lanwei's throat was sweet, and he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, almost crushing the jade slip.

"Who the hell drew this!" Shi Lanwei murmured while pinching the jade slip with a livid face.

Immortal Zhi Ling looked at the pattern on the jade slip, and said with a smile, "I drew it in a cassock, what's the matter?"

OOC, this is brutal OOC!As the author, I cannot accept this setting!I can no longer look directly at Zhi Ling Zhenren!No matter how good the painting style is, it can't hide the fact that the script is so amazing!

Shi Lanwei, with his three views broken, picked up another jade slip with trembling hands. This time, it was not a picture book with full of visual impact, but a novel with lyrical writing, poignant plot, vivid characters and plot.

The protagonists are Shixuan, the patriarch of Yinyang Taoism, and Shi Jingren, the true king of Yuntu in Youxian Palace.

Wait, if I remember correctly, these two are endless enemies, and Shi Jingren was bombarded to death by Shi Xuan in the chaos!How can this be printed?

Shi Lanwei continued to read the jade slips in horror. In the opening inscription, the author said: Because I accidentally opened up a brain hole, I can no longer look directly at Little Destiny Technique and Master Yuntu. Do I have to write out my brain hole? Wow!When the work started, there was not much time left before the poetry meeting, and I swore with my Dao heart that I would never do anything about it!

——Don't swear with your Dao heart casually on such trivial matters!Such nonsense will sooner or later hit the street!

Just flip it over.The story begins when Master Yuntu read out a line of spiritual words from the little fate technique to Shi Xuan: "Everything is arranged by fate, meeting is fate, killing each other is fate, falling in love with me is also fate!"

——Fuck, this sentence looks so familiar!

From then on, Shi Xuan launched a frenzied pursuit of Shi Jingren, and for this reason he did not hesitate to kill Master Langxia whom Shi Jingren admired when he was young.In the chaos, Shi Jingren launched a thrilling chase and counter-hunt with Shi Xuan and his little friends in order to preserve his virginity.In the end, Shi Xuan succeeded, turning Shi Jingren over and eating from the inside out again and again.

Shi Jingren was so sad that he didn't want to live, and committed suicide in the chaos.Shi Xuan was too late to save him, and even failed to snatch out any real spirit, which made Zhenjun Yuntu die from his body.

Shi Lanwei broke out in a cold sweat while flipping through it, and hardly dared to look up at real Wenxiu.

Why didn't he get hacked to death by Yin Yang Dao Ancestor?Daozu is really generous!

Shi Lanwei couldn't muster up the courage to read the jade slips at the back. If he saw Taoist Yujing and Taoist Yuyu getting together like this, he felt that he would not be able to see the sun of tomorrow.

These female cultivators... are very courageous!

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The frenzied grabbing activity in various senses is finally over. There are still female nuns beside the hundreds of desks crying and begging the stall owner to find out if there are any spare copies. Chatting and gossiping with friends in the booths, bursts of chilling laughter erupted from time to time.

"It's a rare opportunity to meet, let everyone rest for a few hours, and then officially hold the poetry meeting in the afternoon." Wenxiu Zhenren said to Zhiling Zhenren.

Master Zhiling nodded, and walked arm in arm with Master Wenxiu towards a small jasper pavilion. Shi Lanwei looked around and wanted to run, but before he could take a step, Master Wenxiu stopped him and dragged him into the pavilion.

"Come, come, let me introduce you, this is Yourong Sword Lord. The true disciple of the Lingxiao Sword Sect, and also the apprentice taught by Mu Yunzi himself. The Tai Sui sword has a murderous aura, and he once beheaded it in the spirit stage Low-grade Jindan, this kind of demeanor makes me miss an old friend, who is a hero among women." Wenxiu Daoist took Yourong Jianjun's hand affectionately, and introduced to Shi Lanwei, "This is our party. There is a well-known author in the big world called 'Yanhuang'."

Yourong Jianjun clasped his fists in men's clothing and said, "I've never read Mr.'s masterpieces. There are many derivative calligraphy and paintings of Mr.'s works in this poetry club. It's quite interesting. Xiaosheng will definitely make up this lesson when he returns."

Shi Lan gave a stiff smile twice: "No, it's fine if you don't read it." First read the fanfic and then the original work... It's easy to wear colored glasses!Can you still take a good look at the cool text!

"Qinru, you're late!" Daoist Wenxiu greeted Venerable Qinru when he saw Venerable Qinru flying from a distance.

Venerable Qinru smiled, but there was still a pitiful worry between his brows: "Sorry, I'm a little late."

Master Zhiling looked at Qinru and sighed: "I still remember seeing you dragging Bai Longnv to a poetry meeting many years ago. Although Bai Longnv doesn't like such noisy places, she still indulges your temperament You can do whatever you want. Thinking about it now, it was really a lively and good time. Hundreds of years have passed, Bailongnv died, Su Xiaozheng also died, and Bai Lingzi, Ban Suyunji, Lin Mengrenren... all died one by one, which is very sad."

Venerable Qin Ru was even more worried, almost crying.

Even the calm and calm Yourong Jianjun couldn't help sighing: "Poor Xiaosheng's friend, we agreed to come to the poetry meeting together, but unfortunately the travels a few years ago have fallen."

For a while, everyone chatted about the former comrades, sighed, and felt that the world was impermanent.

Immortal Zhiling suddenly smiled: "Those witches from the Demon Sect died more, which is very satisfying."

Daoist Wenxiu also laughed: "This group of witches spends their whole day dismantling things, and their tastes are completely different from those of Taoist sects. I just can't understand those shameless erotic books, hmph."

Shi Lanwei, who was listening silently at the side, couldn't help but cast a sideways glance at real Wenxiu. People who have been out of such OOC little yellow mosquitoes have the nerve to say that she is too pornographic?You can't be such a double standard!

Master Zhiling asked suddenly: "It's you, Sword Lord, does your master know that you have come to Youxian Palace?"

Yourong Jianjun said calmly: "Senior, don't worry, I came to Youxian Palace on the pretext of congratulating fellow Daoist Gu Xuan on his achievement of the top-grade golden elixir. By the way, I paid a visit to old friends, so I stayed here for a few days. As for poetry or something, Xiaosheng is such an upright person, Never heard of it."

Shi Lanwei didn't want to complain about Yourong Jianjun, who even swore the Dao Heart Oath in order to grab the master's and master's books.

The true disciples of the famous masters also have this kind of virtue, and the big world of our side will never be better!

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Friendly reminder: Taoist ancestors actually know who is gossiping about them, because they know their names as soon as they think of them.So the gossip Taoist is risking his life to gossip.

Let’s take a look back at the first massacre of Tongshi in the World:

[Tragically, a certain Da Neng story was hunted across borders, a seal flew from the sky, and the author died.Friendly reminder: Daoist friends of Gossip Daozu, don’t forget that Daozu is watching you]

OL: That’s why the characters in that article were seriously out of shape. It was written about the coworkers who are always subject to the arrogant Zuo Shengdi. Hairy!The original post has been locked, and Zuo Shengdijun replied in person on the last floor: I am not arrogant, but I kill people. (I really want to complain, but I dare not, Zuo Sheng, please forgive me QAQ)

Original post link → poke me.

1L: Oh shit, I'm scared to piss, okay?Is it too late to apply for deletion?I wrote a lot of little yellow mosquitoes, Daozu level!When I think of the Dao ancestors standing behind me with tangled faces, thinking whether to crush me to death, I feel so scared!

2L: Hehe, let me tell you a piece of common sense in friendship.No matter who is in the heavens and ten thousand realms, as long as he reads the name of this Taoist ancestor in his heart, he will know, and with a single thought, he can kill you across the heavens and ten thousand realms.

3L: ......... Is it too late for me to die now?

4L: Help!That is to say, what I was thinking, all Taoist ancestors knew?Just too lazy to argue with me?It's too shameful, too shameful, can I still eat meat properly in the future!

5L: The only one who can hide it from Daozu is Daozu.I will practice hard and strive for harmony!

6L: Upstairs is strangely cheered up.But to remind you, after joining the Tao, you will keep hearing people from all over the world with lewd smiles reading you and someone’s double cultivation little yellow mosquito... Do you still want to join the Tao?

7L: There is another way, everyone should remember to patch up the gossip in the future, for example, a Taoist ancestor who loves to complain about the brain hole of the black and white road, called the brain hole Taoist ancestor.A certain first peacock, who has already proved good fortune, is called Daozu with Tail Mao.There is also a certain Taoist who has achieved eternity by self-destruction, called the Taoist of the whole family of death.Perfect.

8L: ...I think the seventh floor is going to be hunted across borders... Are you sure you didn't think of their dao numbers or names when you wrote this?

9L: Waiting for Seventh Brother to be sent to the underworld by a flying sword from outside the sky.

10L: [A piece of little yellow rabbit] ←Everyone, practice hard, and when you reach a higher level, you can draw whoever you love like me, and you don’t have to worry about being hunted across borders anymore.

11L: ...The tenth floor revealed a lot of amazing information, do you want to be human?

12L: Daozu with tail hair hahahaha, 7L, aren't you afraid that the five-color light that claims to have everything brushed will come over, so that you will not have any obscene pants left in the public?

13L: Gossiping at the risk of their lives, no wonder Wanjietongshi has become more and more frequent in anti-pornography and anti-illegal activities recently.

14L: Thinking carefully is terrifying!The Banbu Jinxian Inspectorate has been on the move!It is said that the poetry club will be raided soon!Ma Ma, I want to join the poetry club!Yu Yutian's poetry club!

15L: It is said that the person who wrote Zuo Shengdi Jun Xiaohuang Mosquito was a demon girl, but think about it, according to my analysis, female cultivators of Taoism seldom write many-to-one flesh, and even if they do, they are true love.But the demon girls like pure meat, and often lead passers-by to play with wild beasts, in various poses and occasions with various props, their brains are so big, and they are as popular as black.

16L: Don’t be like this upstairs...Although I am an authentic Taoist, but...but I have a shameful little secret, I...I like to read the meat text of the Demon Gate, it is fragrant and crispy, and it is delicious_(:3 "∠)_

17L: By the way, I have a question.How did Zuo Shengdijun know about this article?

18L: 1. Zuo Shengdijun likes to browse in the hidden section of the literature area, and accidentally saw his little yellow mosquito; 2. A certain Da Neng who was pulled by a cucumber found someone writing about him, so he went to read it out of curiosity For a moment, I told Zuo Shengdijun in friendship; 3. Someone with malicious intentions deliberately told Zuo Shengdijun.Choose by yourself, no prize for guessing right.

19L: Actually, I have an idea.Zuo Shengdi has never experienced the failure of the Taoist heart. Could it be that a certain Taoist ancestor deliberately told him to wake up after venting his failure of the Taoist heart in order to help him quickly explode?Wow, the breath of true love.

20L: Upstairs you are on the Brain Hole Avenue... The brain hole is so big!

The author has something to say: PS: I wrote this post a long time ago, but I haven’t been able to find the plot to review, and now it’s just XD

PPS: Yourong Jianjun is a woman, but she claims to be a niche and wears men's clothes all the year round.The Wenxiu Poetry Association only requires men to wear women's clothing, and female students can do whatever they want.The Zhonglushan Dharma Association will come out again.The main reason for putting Wen Xiushi before the Zhonglushan Fahui is to introduce the characters. Will I say it ＿(:3」∠)＿