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Chapter 25 Friends, Don't Come to Wenxiu Poetry Club!
By the time Shi Lanwei regained his strength, the poetry club was about to begin.
I saw more than a hundred jade tables neatly placed outside the huge lotus pond, and the breezy female nuns sat behind the jade tables in twos and threes, and a few jade slips were placed on the table for trial reading.There were also quite a few stall owners who didn't set up their stalls and begged for black boxes everywhere, and returned with a pile of jade slips not long after. What's more, they hugged the two life-sized humanoid puppets they just bought, with silly smiles on their faces.
——This rhythm is exactly the same as that of the comic exhibition.Shi Lanwei slandered in his heart.The earth's body-sized pillow is really low, look at the world of self-cultivation, and directly pack a body-sized puppet with a similarity of 100%!
Reverend Wenxiu and Reverend Zhiling stood on the jade bridge in the lotus pond, calculated the time, and it was time to start.
"Sisters, now I announce that this year's Wenxiu Poetry Contest will officially open—open the enchantment!" Daoist Wenxiu shouted, shaking the bell on his wrist, and the layer of enchantment on Xiaolianju slowly fell, and the barrier outside The group of female cultivators who almost put their faces on the barrier rushed in with lightning speed, like a river bursting its embankment, unstoppable!
Fuck, this scene is a bit shocking!Shi Lanwei, who honestly followed Wenxiu and acted as a little tail, was shocked.
Those thousands of female cultivators ignoring their demeanor, scrambled to grab the magic weapon and went straight to the desk.A female cultivator with crooked hairpin and messy clothes and red eyes was the first to throw herself on the desk, stretching out her jade arms to grab the table firmly: "Zhiling Zhenren's picture album!!!! Ten books!!!! No! , twenty books!!!”
"I'm sorry, but the purchase is limited to one copy." The nun who was in charge of setting up the stall for Zhen Ling Zhiling picked up a jade slip and handed it to the nun who rushed to the first place, "This is a special gift."
The female cultivator wept with joy: "Sajia's life is worth it!"
Before he finished speaking, he was kicked aside, and was soon overwhelmed by the raging waves of queues.
Shi Lanwei silently looked at the real Zhi Ling who rode on the back of a deer and smiled without saying a word. Is this true?big hand.
Zhenren Wenxiu had already collected all the black boxes in each booth, and was flipping through them quickly, making creepy laughter from time to time.
Shi Lanwei silently turned his head aside, he really didn't want to admit that this was a real senior from Youxian Palace.
"This little lady's drawing is really amazing, this line, this structure...it's amazing." Wenxiu suddenly grabbed the sleeve of Zhiling, and gave her the jade slip with a strange smile on his face, "Look, brain The hole is huge."
Master Zhiling glanced at it, and said with a smile: "My sister didn't notice it? This is my sister's painting in a different style and wearing a cassock."
Wen Xiuzhen was shocked: "You you you you..."
Master Zhi Ling sighed: "I always want to catch fish in seclusion, and I accidentally found a picture book."
As he said that, he turned his head and glanced at Shi Lan with a half-smile.
"..." Why did senior want to look at me!Shi Lanwei suddenly became uneasy.
Master Wenxiu also looked back at him with a smile, then turned to continue to say to Master Zhiling: "Sister, you are really too, why don't you print more jade slips, so as not to see a group of female cultivators crying and not grabbing the picture book every poetry meeting. "
Master Zhiling smiled: "Because I like to watch them cry and kneel and beg for money. This kind of pleasure is really refreshing."
"..." Shi Lan took a step back calmly, this kind of dark-bellied woman must not be provoked.
At this time, the wave of robbery in Xiao Lian's house was almost intensified. If there were not several real people suppressing it, there would have been a big fight at this time.Especially after the booth in charge of selling Zhiling real person album put up a notice saying [sold out], the long queue like a queue at the back suddenly became commotion, and some nuns couldn't help crying: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , I didn’t buy it again, woo woo woo, I’m so tired, I don’t want to be a human anymore!”
A female cultivator who was struggling to fight in and out of the crowd hesitated for a moment, pulled the crying female cultivator and whispered: "I snatched it, how about I let you have a look?"
Voices like "I want to see it too", "Kneeling to read it" and "Begging to transfer at a high price" sounded all around. Soon, the enthusiastic crowd overwhelmed this kind female cultivator.
Zhenren Wenxiu covered her mouth with her cuffs and exclaimed: "As the saying goes, 'wealth is not revealed, it is not leaked', this little lady is probably participating in a poetry meeting for the first time."
Master Zhiling shook his head and sighed, and sent his sika deer to help.
Lu Nu pouted, stood up slowly and was about to go forward to disperse the crowd.Before it took two steps, a handsome female swordsman Yujian came to the crowd, flicked her cloud sleeves, and dug her out from the crowd. The kind female cultivator burst into tears: "Thank you for saving me, senior!"
——Is it really okay to care about the safety of the book instead of your own personal safety at this time?
The female sword cultivator looked a little familiar, Shi Lanwei recalled it carefully, she seemed to be Yourong Jianjun of Lingxiao Sword Sect, who studied under Mu Yunzi, a well-known Duanxiu master in the world of Huaxuan.At this time, she threw the person into the open space in a graceful and calm manner, and said indifferently: "Where is the book?"
The nun's complexion changed, she covered the storage bag and screamed, "Even if you kill me, I won't hand it over!"
——What the hell is going on from a "hero" saving the United States to robbery and crime all of a sudden!This is just a picture book!Those who didn't know thought it was a secret book of peerless exercises.
Yourong Jianjun smiled indifferently: "I just borrowed it, and please rest assured, fellow daoist, Xiaosheng can make a vow of dao heart."
The female cultivator turned pale: "Then you swear first. I'll lend you a look."
Yourongjianjun really swore, the female cultivator finally breathed a sigh of relief, and handed the jade slip that was bought with great difficulty and was almost snatched to Yourongjianjun, and the two went to the nearby pavilion to chat while talking and laughing.
Is this book really so magical?Shi Lanwei was full of doubts, and couldn't help touching the storage bag. There were still many jade slips in it. They were all brought from the black boxes of other stall owners before the opening, but they all fell on him in the end.Shi Lanwei picked up one hesitantly and flipped through it.
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#Wanjietongshi's Live Post#
[[Live] Beast, put down that album! ——Live post of Wenxiu Poetry Club at Youxian Palace (Building No. [-])]
0L: Open the enchantment! ! !The landlord has already swallowed all the black boxes, and now he just waits to laugh and watch the situation rise, and watch the sisters grab the notebook.Oh hehehehe, Ji You is in charge of selling the book today, and I am in charge of fishing, so let’s continue the live broadcast by the way.
In less than a cup of tea, Zhiling Zhenren's picture book was sold out, sweating madly, is five hundred copies really enough?Zhiling, I... you... please print more jade slips, please!It breaks people's heads every time.
The host has already licked Zhiling Zhenren’s album three times, oh my god, I don’t want to be a human anymore!This time the book of Muyunzi X Jiuling real person is really amazing!Awesome!Awesome!Xiao Mu Yunzi, who is controlled by a black-bellied teacher, is really cute LOVE LOVE LOVE!The landlord can no longer speak human words!The real Jiuling exudes a natural air of dullness, no wonder the apprentice who raised him was pushed down.
WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowIn addition, what about "Yin Yang Dao Zu Ji You Lu ([-])" that was agreed before?Why didn't you continue ahhhhhhhhh!Are you embarrassed to be stuck in the Taoist chapter of Yujing?
1L: In the queue, this time I was very resourceful and didn't go to the booth of Zhi Ling Zhenren, because I knew I couldn't get it (sad).Fortunately, most of the other books have been bought, oh yeah, I'll find someone to read the rest after the book grabbing is over.
2L: I am also waiting for "Yin Yang Dao Zu Ji You Lu ([-])", and I strongly suspect that Zhi Ling is afraid that she will be stabbed to death with a sword from outside the sky, so that's why she was cheated.
3L: Ann, I have written so many gossips about Taoist Yujing for so many years, but I haven’t seen anyone who was stabbed to death. The ancestor of Dao and the lord of good fortune are extraordinary, but there are some great talents...reminds me of that terrible...tragedy.
4L: The upstairs is talking about Zuo Shengdijun... Oh my god, I watched the audience that time, and almost peed in fear.At the speed of light, I ran to delete the colleagues I wrote about Zuo Shengdijun before, for fear of being accidentally injured.
5L: Tsundere Emperor oh hehe, this is the first tragedy of the heavens and myriad realms being hunted across realms.
6L: You can't blame Zuo Shengdijun, that author went too far.I would be mad too.Moreover, Zuo Shengdijun happened to be in the decline of Dao Xin, and it was the time when he was very angry and caught whoever was killed. It is very humane that he didn't wipe out the whole world where the author is.
7L: ...Do you think Zuo Shengdijun doesn't want to?If the Daoist Yin-Yang hadn't come out to save the place and threw people back to Jiuyou, the Great Thousand World would probably have become scum by now.
8L: What, did the Yin-Yang Taoist ancestor come to save the scene?I don't even know!This kind of gossip, ah, ah, how outdated I am!
9L: You digressed, do you know that!Continue to talk about poetry!How is the book now?Those who didn’t go to Cheng Poetry Club are kind enough to be anxious, please broadcast the event after the stall is over, I really want to go to QAQ
10L: Going back upstairs, the fierce battle is raging now, the battle is horrific, a female cultivator who revealed that she has Zhiling real person album was almost stripped naked, and was rescued by Yourong Jianjun.
11L: I have all the notebooks I want! ! !I'm la la la, it's worth my hard work to practice avatar!Wow ha ha ha ha, one person is divided into a dozen to grab the book, witty, thumbs up!
12L: I rely on your skill upstairs!
13L: Half of the booths are sold out now, so it’s okay!Why don't you print more notebooks?There are thousands of people on the field! ! ! !
14L: By the way, I bought a painting book, which is a cassock I have never seen before, but the painting style is so mature, and I like the plot!It's really amazing!It's a colleague of "Yizheng Tiandao", wow, amazing, this is a new master who will rise in the future!It feels like another bloody explosion is about to happen!
15L: Hey, upstairs, is that the book about Daoist Hongtu and the Evil Tathagata?I bought it too, happy!The author's big and small yellow rabbits are very good at drawing!It's embarrassing to see!It's rare to draw such an abusive couple so sweetly!Sugar book, conscience!
16L: Is there a fan of this pairing? ! !what a booth! ! !
17L: Don't count on the upstairs, only [-] copies were printed and sold out.
18L: ...Damn, this pee reminds me of a big one.
19L: Me too ==, I remember Zhiling Zhenren also watched "Yizheng Tiandao", it is said that Wenxiu Zhenren taught it.
20L: ...Reverse, reverse!Damn it, the extremely evil Tathagata is attacking, okay? ! ! !Hongtu is a real scumbag! ! ! ! !
21L: Don't make matches in the building.By the way, there are very few lily books in this poetry meeting, and there are also Shimizu books. The lily is not enough for QAQ, and there are female cultivators everywhere. I'm sorry to squeeze in hard, the skirt is too uncomfortable!Did not grab a few books.True Lord Vientiane and True Lord Sirius didn't get the lily that was both sexually transformed, so I'm so tired!But now that Yuxiu and Yaobi's books are in their hands, they have no regrets.
22L: Are there boys upstairs?Hee hee, Wenxiu Poetry Club's rule that only female cultivators are allowed to participate, and male cultivators must wear women's clothing to participate is really admirable. How are you upstairs?
23L: Except for being almost squeezed out of the shoes by the female cultivator next to her, and being touched on her butt, everything else is fine... I heard that Yanhuang University is here, and I want to ask for an autograph.
……
(The monks who snatched up the notebooks were queuing up and scrolling through the live posts, and instantly posted hundreds of floors)
……
TBC
I saw more than a hundred jade tables neatly placed outside the huge lotus pond, and the breezy female nuns sat behind the jade tables in twos and threes, and a few jade slips were placed on the table for trial reading.There were also quite a few stall owners who didn't set up their stalls and begged for black boxes everywhere, and returned with a pile of jade slips not long after. What's more, they hugged the two life-sized humanoid puppets they just bought, with silly smiles on their faces.
——This rhythm is exactly the same as that of the comic exhibition.Shi Lanwei slandered in his heart.The earth's body-sized pillow is really low, look at the world of self-cultivation, and directly pack a body-sized puppet with a similarity of 100%!
Reverend Wenxiu and Reverend Zhiling stood on the jade bridge in the lotus pond, calculated the time, and it was time to start.
"Sisters, now I announce that this year's Wenxiu Poetry Contest will officially open—open the enchantment!" Daoist Wenxiu shouted, shaking the bell on his wrist, and the layer of enchantment on Xiaolianju slowly fell, and the barrier outside The group of female cultivators who almost put their faces on the barrier rushed in with lightning speed, like a river bursting its embankment, unstoppable!
Fuck, this scene is a bit shocking!Shi Lanwei, who honestly followed Wenxiu and acted as a little tail, was shocked.
Those thousands of female cultivators ignoring their demeanor, scrambled to grab the magic weapon and went straight to the desk.A female cultivator with crooked hairpin and messy clothes and red eyes was the first to throw herself on the desk, stretching out her jade arms to grab the table firmly: "Zhiling Zhenren's picture album!!!! Ten books!!!! No! , twenty books!!!”
"I'm sorry, but the purchase is limited to one copy." The nun who was in charge of setting up the stall for Zhen Ling Zhiling picked up a jade slip and handed it to the nun who rushed to the first place, "This is a special gift."
The female cultivator wept with joy: "Sajia's life is worth it!"
Before he finished speaking, he was kicked aside, and was soon overwhelmed by the raging waves of queues.
Shi Lanwei silently looked at the real Zhi Ling who rode on the back of a deer and smiled without saying a word. Is this true?big hand.
Zhenren Wenxiu had already collected all the black boxes in each booth, and was flipping through them quickly, making creepy laughter from time to time.
Shi Lanwei silently turned his head aside, he really didn't want to admit that this was a real senior from Youxian Palace.
"This little lady's drawing is really amazing, this line, this structure...it's amazing." Wenxiu suddenly grabbed the sleeve of Zhiling, and gave her the jade slip with a strange smile on his face, "Look, brain The hole is huge."
Master Zhiling glanced at it, and said with a smile: "My sister didn't notice it? This is my sister's painting in a different style and wearing a cassock."
Wen Xiuzhen was shocked: "You you you you..."
Master Zhi Ling sighed: "I always want to catch fish in seclusion, and I accidentally found a picture book."
As he said that, he turned his head and glanced at Shi Lan with a half-smile.
"..." Why did senior want to look at me!Shi Lanwei suddenly became uneasy.
Master Wenxiu also looked back at him with a smile, then turned to continue to say to Master Zhiling: "Sister, you are really too, why don't you print more jade slips, so as not to see a group of female cultivators crying and not grabbing the picture book every poetry meeting. "
Master Zhiling smiled: "Because I like to watch them cry and kneel and beg for money. This kind of pleasure is really refreshing."
"..." Shi Lan took a step back calmly, this kind of dark-bellied woman must not be provoked.
At this time, the wave of robbery in Xiao Lian's house was almost intensified. If there were not several real people suppressing it, there would have been a big fight at this time.Especially after the booth in charge of selling Zhiling real person album put up a notice saying [sold out], the long queue like a queue at the back suddenly became commotion, and some nuns couldn't help crying: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , I didn’t buy it again, woo woo woo, I’m so tired, I don’t want to be a human anymore!”
A female cultivator who was struggling to fight in and out of the crowd hesitated for a moment, pulled the crying female cultivator and whispered: "I snatched it, how about I let you have a look?"
Voices like "I want to see it too", "Kneeling to read it" and "Begging to transfer at a high price" sounded all around. Soon, the enthusiastic crowd overwhelmed this kind female cultivator.
Zhenren Wenxiu covered her mouth with her cuffs and exclaimed: "As the saying goes, 'wealth is not revealed, it is not leaked', this little lady is probably participating in a poetry meeting for the first time."
Master Zhiling shook his head and sighed, and sent his sika deer to help.
Lu Nu pouted, stood up slowly and was about to go forward to disperse the crowd.Before it took two steps, a handsome female swordsman Yujian came to the crowd, flicked her cloud sleeves, and dug her out from the crowd. The kind female cultivator burst into tears: "Thank you for saving me, senior!"
——Is it really okay to care about the safety of the book instead of your own personal safety at this time?
The female sword cultivator looked a little familiar, Shi Lanwei recalled it carefully, she seemed to be Yourong Jianjun of Lingxiao Sword Sect, who studied under Mu Yunzi, a well-known Duanxiu master in the world of Huaxuan.At this time, she threw the person into the open space in a graceful and calm manner, and said indifferently: "Where is the book?"
The nun's complexion changed, she covered the storage bag and screamed, "Even if you kill me, I won't hand it over!"
——What the hell is going on from a "hero" saving the United States to robbery and crime all of a sudden!This is just a picture book!Those who didn't know thought it was a secret book of peerless exercises.
Yourong Jianjun smiled indifferently: "I just borrowed it, and please rest assured, fellow daoist, Xiaosheng can make a vow of dao heart."
The female cultivator turned pale: "Then you swear first. I'll lend you a look."
Yourongjianjun really swore, the female cultivator finally breathed a sigh of relief, and handed the jade slip that was bought with great difficulty and was almost snatched to Yourongjianjun, and the two went to the nearby pavilion to chat while talking and laughing.
Is this book really so magical?Shi Lanwei was full of doubts, and couldn't help touching the storage bag. There were still many jade slips in it. They were all brought from the black boxes of other stall owners before the opening, but they all fell on him in the end.Shi Lanwei picked up one hesitantly and flipped through it.
&&&
#Wanjietongshi's Live Post#
[[Live] Beast, put down that album! ——Live post of Wenxiu Poetry Club at Youxian Palace (Building No. [-])]
0L: Open the enchantment! ! !The landlord has already swallowed all the black boxes, and now he just waits to laugh and watch the situation rise, and watch the sisters grab the notebook.Oh hehehehe, Ji You is in charge of selling the book today, and I am in charge of fishing, so let’s continue the live broadcast by the way.
In less than a cup of tea, Zhiling Zhenren's picture book was sold out, sweating madly, is five hundred copies really enough?Zhiling, I... you... please print more jade slips, please!It breaks people's heads every time.
The host has already licked Zhiling Zhenren’s album three times, oh my god, I don’t want to be a human anymore!This time the book of Muyunzi X Jiuling real person is really amazing!Awesome!Awesome!Xiao Mu Yunzi, who is controlled by a black-bellied teacher, is really cute LOVE LOVE LOVE!The landlord can no longer speak human words!The real Jiuling exudes a natural air of dullness, no wonder the apprentice who raised him was pushed down.
WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowIn addition, what about "Yin Yang Dao Zu Ji You Lu ([-])" that was agreed before?Why didn't you continue ahhhhhhhhh!Are you embarrassed to be stuck in the Taoist chapter of Yujing?
1L: In the queue, this time I was very resourceful and didn't go to the booth of Zhi Ling Zhenren, because I knew I couldn't get it (sad).Fortunately, most of the other books have been bought, oh yeah, I'll find someone to read the rest after the book grabbing is over.
2L: I am also waiting for "Yin Yang Dao Zu Ji You Lu ([-])", and I strongly suspect that Zhi Ling is afraid that she will be stabbed to death with a sword from outside the sky, so that's why she was cheated.
3L: Ann, I have written so many gossips about Taoist Yujing for so many years, but I haven’t seen anyone who was stabbed to death. The ancestor of Dao and the lord of good fortune are extraordinary, but there are some great talents...reminds me of that terrible...tragedy.
4L: The upstairs is talking about Zuo Shengdijun... Oh my god, I watched the audience that time, and almost peed in fear.At the speed of light, I ran to delete the colleagues I wrote about Zuo Shengdijun before, for fear of being accidentally injured.
5L: Tsundere Emperor oh hehe, this is the first tragedy of the heavens and myriad realms being hunted across realms.
6L: You can't blame Zuo Shengdijun, that author went too far.I would be mad too.Moreover, Zuo Shengdijun happened to be in the decline of Dao Xin, and it was the time when he was very angry and caught whoever was killed. It is very humane that he didn't wipe out the whole world where the author is.
7L: ...Do you think Zuo Shengdijun doesn't want to?If the Daoist Yin-Yang hadn't come out to save the place and threw people back to Jiuyou, the Great Thousand World would probably have become scum by now.
8L: What, did the Yin-Yang Taoist ancestor come to save the scene?I don't even know!This kind of gossip, ah, ah, how outdated I am!
9L: You digressed, do you know that!Continue to talk about poetry!How is the book now?Those who didn’t go to Cheng Poetry Club are kind enough to be anxious, please broadcast the event after the stall is over, I really want to go to QAQ
10L: Going back upstairs, the fierce battle is raging now, the battle is horrific, a female cultivator who revealed that she has Zhiling real person album was almost stripped naked, and was rescued by Yourong Jianjun.
11L: I have all the notebooks I want! ! !I'm la la la, it's worth my hard work to practice avatar!Wow ha ha ha ha, one person is divided into a dozen to grab the book, witty, thumbs up!
12L: I rely on your skill upstairs!
13L: Half of the booths are sold out now, so it’s okay!Why don't you print more notebooks?There are thousands of people on the field! ! ! !
14L: By the way, I bought a painting book, which is a cassock I have never seen before, but the painting style is so mature, and I like the plot!It's really amazing!It's a colleague of "Yizheng Tiandao", wow, amazing, this is a new master who will rise in the future!It feels like another bloody explosion is about to happen!
15L: Hey, upstairs, is that the book about Daoist Hongtu and the Evil Tathagata?I bought it too, happy!The author's big and small yellow rabbits are very good at drawing!It's embarrassing to see!It's rare to draw such an abusive couple so sweetly!Sugar book, conscience!
16L: Is there a fan of this pairing? ! !what a booth! ! !
17L: Don't count on the upstairs, only [-] copies were printed and sold out.
18L: ...Damn, this pee reminds me of a big one.
19L: Me too ==, I remember Zhiling Zhenren also watched "Yizheng Tiandao", it is said that Wenxiu Zhenren taught it.
20L: ...Reverse, reverse!Damn it, the extremely evil Tathagata is attacking, okay? ! ! !Hongtu is a real scumbag! ! ! ! !
21L: Don't make matches in the building.By the way, there are very few lily books in this poetry meeting, and there are also Shimizu books. The lily is not enough for QAQ, and there are female cultivators everywhere. I'm sorry to squeeze in hard, the skirt is too uncomfortable!Did not grab a few books.True Lord Vientiane and True Lord Sirius didn't get the lily that was both sexually transformed, so I'm so tired!But now that Yuxiu and Yaobi's books are in their hands, they have no regrets.
22L: Are there boys upstairs?Hee hee, Wenxiu Poetry Club's rule that only female cultivators are allowed to participate, and male cultivators must wear women's clothing to participate is really admirable. How are you upstairs?
23L: Except for being almost squeezed out of the shoes by the female cultivator next to her, and being touched on her butt, everything else is fine... I heard that Yanhuang University is here, and I want to ask for an autograph.
……
(The monks who snatched up the notebooks were queuing up and scrolling through the live posts, and instantly posted hundreds of floors)
……
TBC
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