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"Stop, senior, I don't need a physical body! Let me be a free weapon spirit!" Shi Lanwei was half pulled and half dragged onto Wenxiu's white jade boat.

"Come on, hero, I will shape your body for you." Wenxiu asked with a charming smile, "Do you like bigger or smaller breasts, sir?"

"Stop it! I'm a pure man! You can't be humiliated!" Shi Lanwei struggled with a pale face.

Master Wenxiu laughed even more happily: "It's okay, then let the slave's house be generous~clothes~untie~belt~change~up~new~clothes~"

Shi Lanwei, who had reshaped his body again, ran to the other side of the white jade boat in horror, but was dragged back by Daoist Wenxiu with a wave of his sleeves, and together with two maids who worked as minions, put Shi Lanwei in a goose-yellow white butterfly dress. A flower skirt, covered with a layer of tulle.

Shi Lanwei still wanted to struggle, but real Wenxiu finally had enough of playing, shook the bell on his wrist to stop him, folded his arms and said with a smile: "Okay, Xiaoyue, Tingfeng, put some makeup on Young Master Shi Dress up well, draw your eyebrows and lips, and comb your hair in a modern bun, you can't make the sisters laugh at you."

The two maids said in unison: "Yes."

Shi Lanwei almost burst into tears. He didn't expect that he could keep his body as a pure man, but he still couldn't keep his integrity as a pure man... But it's better to wear a woman's clothes than to be shaped into a woman, otherwise what would he do? Facing the heavy weight on his chest?

After a while, the two maids were finished by Zhang Luo. Their long black hair was pulled up and combed into a slightly slanted bun, and a green jade hairpin was inserted.The eyebrows were also trimmed into curvy willow eyebrows, rouge and gouache were put on, and vermilion lips were painted.When real Wenxiu took out the mirror to take a picture of Shi Lanwei, Shi Lanwei no longer knew who was in the mirror!This precipice is the real man Wen Xiu who gave him a plastic surgery when he was shaping his body!His face is definitely not such a motherly oval face!

The "little beauty" in the mirror has a sad face, and there seems to be endless resentment in the dark eyes.

Master Wenxiu laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and repeatedly patted Shi Lanwei on the shoulder: "Miss Shi is so beautiful, it can make the slave's heart itch. Is there anyone who agrees? Why don't you give birth to a fat son with the slave?" ? The slave family will treat you well."

Shi Lanwei had a serious expression on his face: "I am already a master, senior, please respect yourself."

Master Wenxiu's small cherry mouth suddenly opened into a circle, and then covered his mouth with his sleeve and laughed stupidly: "Miss Shi is so cunning, she knows how to make my slaves happy with nonsense."

Shi Lanwei praised his wit in his heart, and then cursed Gu Mingfei, who is "a dead fellow who never dies in a poor way". This fellow is really insidious and cunning.

Gu Mingfei, who was concentrating on cultivating the "Fog and Misty Realm" in the cave mansion, suddenly had a heartbeat, the pill fire jumped, and immediately scrapped a handful of materials.Everything is really not going well today, Gu Mingfei put away the discarded materials and thought, Could it be that stupid apprentice is cursing him?Probably only the natal spiritual weapon can have such a great influence on him, especially the Dao of Fate who performed minor repairs, which is absolutely accurate in terms of curses.

"It's here!" Daoist Wenxiu's white jade boat galloped across the Youmengyun Sea, and slowly landed in an ocean.

A white lotus with a size of [-] zhang unexpectedly bloomed on the ocean here, with layers of petals and clouds and mist around it.Several spiritual birds, phoenixes, fluttered lightly among the white lotuses, and all kinds of exquisite flying instruments landed on the lotus heart one after another. From time to time, women's charming laughter came from above, which is really a beautiful place.

"Reverend Wenxiu is here!" Someone who was the first to discover the real person Wenxiu shouted loudly.

Master Wenxiu happily landed from the white jade boat with Shi Lanwei on his arm. At his feet was the White Jade Palace, which was thousands of feet wide, surrounded by dozens of large and small green pools, with white lotuses blooming on it, and the scenery was too beautiful to behold.

Daoist Wenxiu stood on the jade bridge in Bichi, and said to more than a hundred female cultivators in a loud voice: "The name of this place is Xiaolianju, which was obtained by my family's chance encounter in Yu Yutian. Take out this treasure for the sisters to play with. If anyone discovers the magical effect, I will give this person something good!"

"I don't know what kind of honor Sister Wenxiu has?" A beautiful female cultivator riding a deer came from the clouds and asked with a smile.

"I'll give you your album, Sister Zhiling!" Daoist Wenxiu laughed twice, stepped forward and affectionately grabbed the sleeve of the deer-riding female cultivator, and said angrily, "Say, Sister Zhiling, did you save some for my sister?" Black box?"

"You're the one who is slick." Zhiling Daoist pointed at Wenxiu Daoist's forehead delicately, "Which family does this young man you brought today belong to? Could it be one of your juniors?"

In the eyes of Daoist Yuanshen, being male or female is not something that can be fooled by just one face. Even if Shi Lanwei really had breast augmentation today, in the eyes of Daoist Yuanshen, it is still a certainty. Light is much more powerful.

Shi Lan shivered slightly, and stood up straight tremblingly, his eyes were particularly resentful and bitter.

Master Wenxiu giggled twice: "This one, I was abducted with great difficulty by my slave family. This little lady has a cassock called 'Yanhuang'."

There was a moment of silence around, and Shi Lan, who was surrounded by hundreds of female cultivators, froze slightly.

Someone finally broke the silence: "Sisters, it's that ruthless 'sister-killing demon' Yanhuang who tore apart the Evil Tathagata and True Monarch Hongtu! Do you want to beat me up or not?"

Forgive me QAQ, what did I do wrong to be beaten up by hundreds of girls?

Before he could run away, whispers were heard from the crowd again in a low voice.

"Should I fight or not? I have taken out all the magic weapons."

"What should I do if I'm beaten to death? Master Wenxiu isn't going to fight for us?"

"How can it be good?"

"Smear him with a veil!"

So Shi Lanwei stood in the center blankly, and the female nuns threw handkerchiefs, fans, purses, hairpins, jade slips and a series of belongings in protest. Fortunately, no one threw a bellyband in his face, otherwise this Sooner or later, a scene will become a demon.

Shi Lanwei, whose hobby in life is to write some enlightening articles, feels that life is really too difficult.

Finally, when the things were thrown away, Master Wenxiu patted Shi Lanwei on the shoulder with relief on his face: "The sisters gave you so many things enthusiastically, put them away, so that you can keep them as treasures, and change your mind and start a new life in the future."

Shi Lanwei: "Taught QAQ"

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#Wanjietongshi New Live Post#

[[Live] Hand over that special book, we are still good sisters! ——Live broadcast post of Wenxiu Poetry Club at Youxian Palace]

0L: Wen Xiushi will woo woo woo woo, the host finally, finally got the ticket token! ! !It hasn't opened yet, so there are only stall owners, but there are hundreds of people. There are probably thousands of monks queuing outside. Khan, it is said that there have been fights because of checking each other's list of jade slips to buy.

The gossip said that Zhiling's picture album was only printed [-] copies, the reason was that her deer was too weak to carry so many books, mother, do you know what Zhiling's big storage bag is for!If not, I will carry the notebook for you!It's really driving people to death, and they can't even get [-] copies!

Real Wenxiu arrived before the opening, oh my god, this is the first time the host has seen the true face of real Wenxiu, she is very delicate, she looks like a young lady, sweet!He also brought a resentful little beauty, little beauty, are you also worried that you won't be able to grab Zhiling Zhenren's album!

1L: Queuing outside!Damn it, I feel like I can't get in the first wave. Does anyone have a picture of the booth?I'll try my luck at the Zhiling real person's booth first, even if I beg on my knees, I still have to get the album!There are also the notebooks of Zhenjun Wanxiang and Tianlang Zhenjun!This time it is said that there is a sex-transfer lily version!Oh mother, the Sa family is worth it in this life! ! !

2L: Stop dreaming. Upstairs, at least [-] copies of Zhiling Zhenren’s notebooks have been lost in black boxes. Damn it, why did you invent the jade slips that are forbidden to be reproduced! ! !Otherwise, if you reproduce it casually, you will have a picture book to read! ! !Even if you can't collect it and lick it every day, it's good to watch it once! ! !

3L: Although my hands are slow, my friend Ji published this year's fanbook of popular matching, and now I set up a stall in it, and I will definitely be able to grab Zhiling Zhenren's picture album and dance ecstatically.

4L: Fuck, the people who are queuing up outside don't mess with Xiu Jiyou, okay?Believe it or not, I'll pull you out of the crowd right now and beat you up!

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(The monks who were waiting outside to open the game instantly spawned hundreds of floors)

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321L: The host continues to broadcast live.Reveal the secret of the grudge little beauty brought by real person Wenxiu!Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang!My jaw dropped!This person is Yanhuang, the author of "One Righteous Way of Heaven", which is now very popular in Huaxuan University's literature edition! ! ! ! !Yanhuang, please stop, stop abusing my pairing, okay? ! ! !The surrounding people were very indignant, and threw all kinds of belongings at him who entered the venue disguised as a man. The host couldn't help throwing out a jade slip, and then suddenly remembered that it was the picture album of Zhiling Zhenren who had just begged for it. Special offer! ! ! !The landlord should stop being a human being! ! ! ! !Let the landlord die! ! ! ! !

322L: Damn it, Yanhuang!Yanhuang stood still!When I enter the venue, I will find your autograph! ! ! !

323L: A man disguises himself as a woman, a man disguises himself as a woman, and a man disguises himself as a woman...Yanhuang, I...you...I used to defend you that you were a straight man, and now you hurt me deeply...

324L: Master Wenxiu, you have a big brain!Why did you bring Yanhuang!A lot of colleagues in the book of this poetry meeting... It's over, he's about to open the door to a new world.

325L: Am I the only one who cares about the landlord's special code?Later, if you search inch by inch, can you pick up the special code lost by the landlord!

326L: Let me join the mopping team!I want a special offer!

327L: I want to mop the floor too! ! ! !

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(The monk who was waiting outside for the opening went out hundreds of floors in an instant)

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TBC