gossip comprehension world

After the Golden Elixir Ceremony is over, half a year later will be the once-in-a-hundred-year grand event in the Huaxuan Great World—the Zhonglu Mountain Ceremony.

The form of this Zhonglushan Fahui changes frequently. The most common one is the arena, which is the one-on-one fighting method that everyone is most familiar with. However, with the emergence of the Universal Knowledge of the World, the various sects have extensively studied various fighting methods in other big worlds. Later, the form of the Fa conference was gradually innovated.

Yu Yutian took the lead in introducing the form of the "Catch the Golden Snitch", taking a magic weapon good at escaping and hiding and putting it into a secret realm, and then putting monks from various sects in it.In order to reduce unnecessary attrition and casualties, the fighting method is to draw the soul. If you lose, you will be kicked out of the secret realm, and will not cause irreparable casualties to the monks.

Although everyone doesn't quite understand what the "Golden Snitch" is, but the Penglai faction has named it that way, so let's call it the "Golden Snitch", anyway, it's just a name.

After that, various forms of pujas emerged one after another. It was probably at that time that sword cultivators also gesticulated and danced bungee jumping when they met. It is said that this is a test of the sword cultivator's willpower, judgment, control and A great way to get in the mood.There are rumors that "a swordsman who can't play bungee jumping must not be good at swordsmanship"!It's a bit biased, but it doesn't seem unreasonable.

What's more, there are rumors that bungee jumping is a secret method of practice passed down from Taoist Yujing.Taoist Yujing loves to commit suicide. He kills his parents, his wife, his children, his master, his disciples, and his friends. He kills everyone he can, and his mental state is very worrying.The most frightening thing is that he doesn't feel that he should actively treat him at all. Instead, he takes advantage of the wide-ranging thinking of mental patients and brainwashes his only remaining friends with natural and terrifying logic. There are countless descendants of Hedao.It almost made the monks from all over the world cry, "The jade scene is so great, the medicine can't be stopped".

As for why no one knows that Taoist Yujing loves to die?The reason is very simple. The real Jiuling smashed a cow to death while playing bungee jumping, and picked up an apprentice Shuangxiu, who was publicized by the real Wenxiu. Since then, he has been known as a pedophile, and no children are willing to play with him anymore. .And Taoist Yujing is playing bungee jumping, it must have fallen from the sky, and a single mistake will destroy the whole village. At most, passers-by from a long distance will think that this meteorite is a bit of a dick, and they will not think that there is an expert who is doing it to death; Recently, I was fortunate enough to see the true face of Yu Jingda, hehe, it must have been too late for the Tongshi of Ten Thousand Realms August 49—although there was no Tongshi of Ten Thousand Realms at that time—he was smashed to death by the "meteorite", which is considered luck It was really good enough to win the lottery, but in the end, he couldn't escape the sword of killing immortals flying from the sky. Fortunately, Taoist Yujing eloped with his apprentices to the new universe before the emergence of Tongzhi of all realms. Seven [-] prayers.

To sum it up, it is: Everyone who knows that Taoist Yujing died is already dead.Knowing that Taoist Yujing loves to die but is not yet dead, it must be the powerful people who love to die like Taoist Yujing and are immortal.

Although I don't know if Taoist Yujing really loves to die, but the poster who posted the post must love to die.The fellow daoist downstairs strongly recommends that more than five people should be present at the same time when gossip about Taoist Yujing in the future, because there are only four swords of Zhuxian, and one of them can grab a little time to write a suicide note before rushing to the street.

With a "snap", Shi Lanwei threw Wanjie Tongshi on the ground: "Fuck, why do I see so many gossips about Taoist Yujing when I just look at the history of the Zhonglu Mountain Ceremony! Not so much!"

Gu Mingfei, who was smelting Yan-based gunpowder, was smelting calmly and unaffected by Shi Lanwei's voice.At the beginning, he would shake his hands and scrap materials because of Shi Lanwei's sudden yelling, but now the experienced Gu Mingfei has learned the double-minded attitude of "let him quarrel, let him quarrel, and then quarrel to plug the spirit shell". Turn off the skill of filling holes in the small black house.

Seeing that no one paid attention to him, Shi Lan fluttered in the air boredly and changed a comfortable position to look at Gu Mingfei: "I said master, every time you fight with others, you have to scrap a lot of consumable bullets , Do you know that you are wasting your teacher so much? Apprentice, I don’t have enough money for writing articles every day for you to post casually... Uh, this description doesn’t seem right.”

"So as a teacher, I usually only use bullets infused with true energy." Gu Mingfei said calmly.

Skills such as "Pear Blossom Rain" and "Sending Autumn Wind" can completely replace bullets with aggregated true energy. You must know that using various rare materials to refine bullets and engraving runes upwards will take a lot of time. The energy is not small.

Shi Lanwei changed his posture again and turned his head down to look at Gu Mingfei: "Master, how did you end up on this road of no return that burns money?"

"That's a long story." Gu Mingfei took back the pill fire, and held the sacrificially refined "Sirius Breaker" in his palm.

Shi Lanwei leaned over to take a look. The two-inch-long bullet was golden in color and heavy just by looking at it.

"What is that 'flame-based' gunpowder?" Shi Lanwei was very interested in this. After coming to this big world, he also vaguely felt that the material composition here is different from that of the earth. The earth is similar to "coal" and "oil", but in fact the "coal" should be called "spiritual stone slag", which is the empty shell left by the spiritual stone that has exhausted its spiritual energy. keep warm.And "oil" is even more interesting. It is a liquid formed by liquefying miscellaneous spirit stones that are lower than low-grade spirit stones, which can be used as lamp oil.

Therefore, in this universe, the earth's coal cannot be dug out from the ground, only spirit stones can be dug out.And mortals can't use the spirit stones dug up, they can only be sold to monks for processing, and the spirit stones that are good enough are circulated in the cultivation world, and those that are not high enough are made into "oil", or after the spirit energy is exhausted with the spirit gathering array Made into "coal", and then returned to the mortal world.

So there is such a thing as gunpowder... Hehe, there is no such thing.

The so-called 'flame-based' gunpowder is actually a rare material, which is mainly obtained from the Lihuo gold essence in the magma deep in the veins, mixed with other precious materials and refined. Restriction and defense have special functions, which are not the same thing as gunpowder on earth.

As for where it came from... There is an exchange in the sect, and the general knowledge of the world is sold at a high price.

Anyway, after Shi Lanwei went to the Huozhi version to find out how much a bullet of his master was worth, he couldn't say a word other than turning off the general knowledge of the world and cursing "prodigal" silently.You don't like it.Although he now held the Jade Slip of Good Merit of Unlimited Card Swiping in Youxian Palace, and enthusiastically expressed his willingness to lend it to Gu Mingfei to swipe it casually, Gu Mingfei refused him very honestly, saying that he could still afford this small amount of money.

This little money, this little money, this little money... Shi Lanwei felt that he was not well.

Thinking of this, Shi Lanwei opened the gossip version of Wanjietongshi again, and posted a post on it [[Tree Hole] My master is such a prodigal, what should I do! 】

After posting the post and not waiting to see the reply, Shi Lanwei went to the literature section to log in to his account, happily checking to see if anyone tipped something.Although the income from writing and subscribing on Wanjietongshi is not much, because the unit price is really ridiculously cheap, and there is also an annual subscription function.But occasionally, you will meet seniors who spend a lot of money.

No, Shi Lanwei saw a very thought-provoking tip:

Readers [Book Blind] reward [Yanhuang] a treasure of heaven and earth.Message: Will Wen Xiushi come?Send you something nice.

……

Sorry he doesn't want to know who this person is at all!Really Wenxiu please let me go!

Shi Lanwei looked at the time of the reward, and found that it was several days ago, and then counting the time, wait, today seems to be that...

"Elder-in-law, son... outside Dongdong Dongfu, there are seniors..." Cui Nong stammered.

There was a burst of tender laughter, and real Wenxiu came in dressed in a rainbow-colored rosy gown with a showy appearance, and said to Shi Lanwei with a smile on his face: "The poetry meeting is about to start, why don't you come with the slave's house soon, my lord?"

Shi Lanwei was terrified. Although Wenxiu had already given him the token of the poetry club, he didn't even want to go!How much he couldn't think about it before he went to participate in a comic exhibition in the comprehension world that was about to be cracked down on pornography!

Master Wenxiu giggled twice, and said softly, "Mr. Gu, do you want to be together? That apprentice of yours can't leave you for a moment."

Gu Mingfei looked at Shi Lanwei with a serious face, and silently stretched out his hand to pat his forehead: "For the time being, I have cut off the contact between you and me, and you should cherish it. You must bear the humiliation for a while, so that you will have a chance in the future."

After finishing speaking, Gu Mingfei said with a straight face: "The disciple still has important matters to attend to, so take this senior shrimp monster away."

Shi Lanwei: ...Master, you are a good teammate!

Master Wenxiu felt a little regretful, but he still held Shi Lanwei's spirit happily: "Let's go, later, the slave family will temporarily reshape your body and give you beautiful clothes, the little sisters of the slave family must be very happy. "

...Wait, what are beautiful clothes!Gu Mingfei, don't avoid my sight!You must know that, right!

Shi Lanwei sensed something from Gu Mingfei's painful expression, and suddenly panicked.

Stop, stop, elegant butterfly! ! !

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#基友们的脑洞不收了了##Don’t care about the time axis##OOC Cautious entry Caution entry Caution entry (Important things should be said three times)#

Friend A: Taoist Yujing might like to take selfies.

Me: ...is your brain okay?

Friend A: Taoist Yujing squats all year round to guard the general knowledge of the world. When he saw August [-], he stabbed him to death with a sword from outside the sky. Then he came to his cave, posed in a cute pose with scissors with an expressionless face, and posted it on the forum. Above, the background is of course the corpse stabbed to death by Zhu Xianjian.Creepy and chilling!

Me: ...Once I accept this kind of setting... how can I accept this kind of setting! ! !

Friend A: Do you know why Taoist Yujing is so kind to Shixuan, the patriarch of Yinyang Taoism?Because Shi Xuan heard about Taoist Yujing's hobbies and sent him a selfie artifact, which can automatically beautify the face at 360 degrees without dead ends, and they have become good friends since then.

I:……

Friend B: Then do you know why Taoist Yujing has a good relationship with Kongji, the ancestor of the Five Elements?

Me: ...I don't want to know anymore.

Friend B: Because the selfie artifact of Yin Yang Dao Zu is only black and white, it looks like a posthumous photo, even pandas are disgusted.The Taoist ancestor of the Five Elements has the five-color Shenguang brand self-portrait artifact, which is colorful, and the effect is outstanding after giving it to Taoist Yujing.

Me: 0(:3)~＿(xз"∠)＿