gossip comprehension world

"Real person, real person! I found it!!!!" A female cultivator shouted excitedly in the distance.

A group of female cultivators around suddenly exclaimed: "What is this! It can turn the text in the jade slip into a lifelike picture!"

I saw an astonishing scene in the lotus pond. The surface of the huge pond seemed like a mirror, reflecting a lifelike image—the decisive Yuntu Master Shi Jingren clutching his chest, and the bloodstain on the corner of his mouth made him even more disheveled Adding a bit of desolation: "Shi Xuan, you can get my people, but you will never get my heart! From now on, you will never see me again!"

After finishing speaking, True Monarch Yuntu slaughtered himself in the vortex of time. Since then, his body has died and Dao disappeared, and there will be no reincarnation forever!

Shi Xuan was entangled by Zhu Jiuyin, unable to save him, he could only watch helplessly as his beloved True Monarch Yuntu dissipated into the world: "No, Jingren——!!!!"

The female cultivators around suddenly burst into tears, wiping away their tears: "It's so touching, my family, this life of my family is worth it!"

"Although I have read the jade slips, but after the words are turned into pictures, it makes people cry even more."

"It's heart-touching! It's truly a masterpiece by real Wenxiu! I didn't expect senior Shi Jingren to have such a relationship with the Yin-Yang Taoist ancestor. Even though I know it's fictional, my daughter will never forget it in this lifetime."

Shi Lanwei, who was stunned by the side, looked at real Wenxiu cautiously, wondering in his heart that she would be killed by Zhenjun Kunyang one day.

Also, what the hell is this lotus pond!The function that can turn text into images is too heaven-defying!A large number of jade briefs who are going to be cracked down on pornography and illegal activities are put in...

Shi Lan became terrified in thought.

The real person Wenxiu said proudly: "This is the treasure that I got from Yu Yutian's adventures during my travels. As long as you throw the jade slip into the lotus pond, a random part will be read and transformed into a picture, and the image in the picture is the same as the viewer. It is related to the cognition in the brain. That is to say, if the viewer thinks that the Yin-Yang Taoist is nine feet tall, three heads and six arms, then the Yin-Yang Taoist in the picture she sees will look like this."

A female cultivator cried loudly: "But, my little girl has been bad at recognizing other people's faces since she was a child. What the little girl saw was two firewood men, one with the word 'Shi' on their heads and the other with the word 'Shi' on their heads." Even Zhu Jiuyin is an earthworm with 'Zhu Jiuyin' written on it. It's so good!"

Shi Lanwei couldn't help but burst out laughing. People who are face blind and have no sense of picture are destined to be unable to watch this "little movie".

Soon, the excited female nuns started scrambling to throw the jade slips in their hands into the lotus pond in an attempt to watch the fresh and violent "little movie". The picture is like the wall that Shi Lanwei saw selling TVs in the electrical shopping mall that he saw on Earth.

For this, Shi Lanwei has only one word: blind.

Originally, it was just buying and selling pornographic books, but now it has developed to the point where the public gathers people to watch pornographic movies!

These female cultivators are hopeless!

Come and clear this place with a thunderbolt!

The sky seemed to have heard Shi Lanwei's call. Suddenly, a large cloud of dark clouds floated in the originally cloudless sky, accompanied by rolling thunder, and a heavy rain fell in an instant.

Zhenren Wenxiu frowned slightly, picked up the teacup and poured out the water in the cup: "It's a rare poetry meeting, how can I disturb the interest of the sisters. Accept—"

The rain did not weaken, but a thunderbolt exploded above Xiaolianju. It was as if a small thousand worlds were blooming and annihilated in the thunder and lightning, and thousands of brilliance bloomed in an instant!

Master Zhiling's complexion changed, and he stood up: "This... can open up a small thousand world... the True Lord of the Second Tribulation... No, even the True Lord of Kunyang, who has been in the Fourth Tribulation, does not have such power..."

Wenxiu Daoist's face turned pale: "Half, half step Jinxian!"

The two looked at each other in dismay, and said a frightening name in unison: "Half-step Golden Immortal Monitoring Team!"

This ghostly unfolding has already made Shi Lan no longer have the strength to complain, look, let you play it off!Now that the anti-pornography and anti-illegal police are here, everyone go to Daozu and beg not to kill him!

——But let me go, I am innocent QAQ

There was an ox cart circling down in the thunder cloud, and the horns of the old ox pulling the cart were flashing with lightning, and mooed from time to time, attracting a thick thunderbolt to fall on the horns, it was really majestic!

The ox cart landed on the lotus heart of Xiaolianju. A tall, slender woman with sharp eyebrows and sharp eyes was wearing a purple gauze dress. She stood calmly in front of the White Jade Palace, and said slowly but uncompromisingly: "I am Lei. Mao Tiannv, under the order of Hetu Daozu, came to supervise the situation of Wenxiu Poetry Association in Huaxuan Great World. Where is the real Wenxiu?"

Daoist Wenxiu with a pale face said anxiously: "This is my servant."

"Let me have a look at all the jade slips at the poetry meeting. You come with me." The goddess Lei Mao raised her sleeves slightly, opened and closed a cave in her hand, and brought the real Wenxiu into the Xiaoqian world with a wave of her hand, and then she herself He disappeared in front of everyone's eyes.

Master Zhiling originally wanted to send away many female cultivators who participated in the poetry meeting, but his consciousness was imprisoned as soon as he moved, and the surrounding space was locked. Without the release of the goddess Leimao, he might not be able to leave at all.

"It doesn't look good." Yourong Jianjun touched his chin, and a trace of worry appeared on his always serious and upright face, "Xiaosheng doesn't want Master and Master to come to redeem people, I'm afraid it will be difficult to participate in the poetry meeting in the future, Xiaosheng The image of integrity and reliability cannot be maintained.”

Shi Lanwei didn't bother to talk to her. At this life-threatening moment, he was still thinking about whether he could join the poetry club in the future, whether he could keep his image, and could he find the key points carefully. It would be good to save his life?

This place is in chaos, but a small thousand world of lightning and thunder suddenly blooms in the void. The goddess Lei Mao walked out of the small thousand world domineeringly.

"I have checked many jade slips, and there is no problem, but the origin of this little lotus house is strange, Wenxiu Daoist promised to borrow it from me for a closer inspection. In the future, if there is a poetry club to be established, don't forget to go to Banbu Jinxian to monitor it The team pre-registered, since you are a first-time offender, I don’t care about it. The real person Wenxiu——” The goddess Lei Mao looked back at the real person Wenxiu.

Daoist Wenxiu gave a salute to many female cultivators: "A few days ago, the "Laws of the Poetry Friendship Association for the Rectification of the Heavens and Myriad Worlds" have been issued. If there is any move to set up a poetry club in each region, it must be reported in advance, and a written plan must be submitted. Security measures, review the content of the jade slips, and it is strictly forbidden to gather a crowd to read the little yellow mosquito, gather a crowd to watch the little yellow rabbit, and gather a crowd to watch pornographic videos. It is my fault for failing to register in time. This is the end of today's Wenxiu poetry meeting, fellow Taoists, a hundred years See you later."

As he spoke, Daoist Wenxiu lightly shook the bell on his wrist, and fireflies floated in the vast white lotus. The female cultivators present felt light on their bodies, and they had been sent out of the Little Lotus Residence in a blink of an eye. For fear of being beaten and killed by the majestic half-step golden fairy—who knows which pairing the half-step golden fairy is on, it would be unimaginable if it were reversed.

Only Tiannv Leimao, Immortal Wenxiu, Immortal Zhiling and Shi Lanwei were left in Xiaolian's house.

——Why don't you let me go, why!Shi Lanwei howled inwardly.

Goddess Lei Mao glanced at him suddenly, and said casually: "This little friend is interesting."

--do not look at me!Don't pay attention to me!I'm just a soy saucer!Shi Lanwei, who was lying on the gun, almost grabbed the ground with his head to prove his innocence.

"Does Daoist Lei Mao have any other orders?" Master Zhi Ling asked cautiously.

The goddess Lei Mao thought for a while, and asked with a smile: "Then the book of the ancestor of Yin and Yang, do you still have it?"

"..." Master Zhi Ling and Shi Lanwei were suspiciously silent.

Only the Daoist Wenxiu, who obviously had some understanding of the Goddess Lei Mao in Xiaoqian World, said calmly, "Don't worry, Daoist Lei Mao, as long as all the books that appeared at the Wenxiu poetry meeting, the slave family has them. The slave family Boldly, I recommend the "Yin Yang Dao Zuji Friend Records" series."

Then, he took out a storage bag and stuffed it into the hands of Tiannv Leimao: "It's all here, except for the Yin-Yang Taoist ancestor, there are quite a few others, please feel free, Daojun."

Goddess Lei Mao smiled meaningfully: "Little friend Wenxiu has an exquisite heart, so I will be disrespectful."

——The whole world is open to the public, and half-step Jinxian monitoring team members accept bribes in public, and the stolen goods are personal blogs and fanbooks of Huaxuan Dajie over the years.Is this universe okay, okay!

Shi Lanwei couldn't bear to think about it anymore.

"Lend me this little lotus house for the time being, and I will definitely return it in the future. I still have trivial matters to finish, so don't delay. Please, my friends." Goddess Lei Mao patted Lei Niu's horns, and the old cow mooed , Xiao Lianju shook twice under his feet, and the three of them were ejected out of bounds.

Xiaolianju, which was originally floating in the sea of ​​wandering clouds, became smaller and smaller, and finally turned into a fragrant white lotus and fell into the hands of Tiannv Leimao. She smiled slightly, stepped on the ox cart and returned home with a full load.

Zhiling rode her sika deer and looked at Wenxiu with a complicated face: "Is she really here to monitor the poetry fair?"

Daoist Wenxiu lay down on her body in great pain and wailed loudly: "No!!! She came to rob my collection!!!! My little lotus house!!!! Then the law of the "All Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms Rectification Poetry Club" "I don't know at all!!!!"

Shi Lan said silently: Good job ——“

Master Wen Xiu learned from the pain, wiped away his tears and said bitterly: "I thought that when I reached the realm of the Yang God, I should be able to live freely in the world, even if someone chased me, I could hide in the sect, open the formation of the guard sect, and rest easy from now on .It seems that this is not the case!"

Master Zhiling sighed: "I know there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond people. The situation is stronger than people."

Daoist Wenxiu stomped her feet vigorously: "I don't follow, I don't follow! Sister Zhiling, you will host the poetry meeting from now on, and you will save a copy of the book for me. I'm going to practice in seclusion!"

Wenxiu, who was so angry that even the "nujia" forgot to mention it, threw the sub-device of Universal Knowledge into the sea, and angrily went to retreat and cultivate.

Master Zhiling patted the sika deer on the head: "Hey, that's okay, although Wenxiu likes to play around, but she can be ruthless when she has a goal. I'm not as good as her in this regard."

After finishing speaking, she nodded and smiled at Shi Lan, and rode a sika deer to the west under the clouds.

Shi Lan scratched his head slightly, trying to judge the direction, and went back to the cave to find his master to complain about today's wonderful experience. When he turned his head, he saw a flying palace rushing towards him. The vision of the heavens and the earth, I am afraid that something unexpected happened, so I came to see it as a teacher."

Shi Lanwei was moved: "Master, you are so kind TAT"

Gu Mingfei stared at his strange attire for a long time, the corners of his mouth seemed to be slightly raised.

Shi Lanwei covered his face with his hands in shame, and quickly clarified: "Hey, hey, master, don't get me wrong, this is the real Wenxiu who forced me to wear it! Also, master, you are not kind! You know that Wen Xiushi will wear women's clothes. He sold his teammates! He promised to be a good teacher!"

Gu Mingfei said lightly: "To express my apology, I allow you not to update today."

Shi Lan gritted his teeth slightly: "What, master, do you think that such a small favor can send me away!"

"Then you should update it." Gu Mingfei said ruthlessly.

"No, no, master, I didn't mean that! It's good to have a rest for a day, I was too stimulated today to update! Really!" Shi Lanwei hurriedly pulled Gu Mingfei's sleeve, but his hand accidentally touched his .

Both of them were stunned. Although Yuan Ling could touch the real thing, the touch was completely different from that of a living person. At this time, the real body Wen Xiu had temporarily built for Shi Lanwei was still there, which made Shi Lanwei a little uncomfortable.

Gu Mingfei at the side took his hand and led him into the flying palace: "I asked Hong Xiang and Cui Nong to cook you some food. This is a rare opportunity, so let's eat first. I will spare you a day for the update."

Shi Lanwei swallowed hard as he smelled the alluring smell of seafood coming from Fei Palace.

Master is still good QAQ

The author has something to say: PS: I haven’t seen Master for a long time, let him out and hold my little hand =v=

PPS: Goddess Lei Mao: My favorite is to monitor the Poetry Friends Club 0v0, and I can read the free notebooks casually.Today is a bumper harvest, and I also got new products. From now on, I can look at the calcium tablets casually, and the plan will work!Show off to your friends!

PPPS: Everyone will never guess about the trivial matters of the goddess Leimao XDDDD