gossip comprehension world

No matter how Shi Lanwei complained, he was destined to be unable to seek immortality because of his lack of spiritual roots. From that day on, he was like a hard-working student who failed the college entrance examination and could not repeat his studies. Writing more has the taste of abusing the master.

As a result, I received a lot of good reviews by accident. Although readers sent letters to protest against the cruel and inhuman abuse of the master, the sales volume is still rising. According to the boss, there are many comments on the update posted on Wanjietongshi. He patted it with great satisfaction. Shi Lanwei's shoulder: "Xiao Shi, you are very promising, but it's a pity that you can write for another five or sixty years at most. Hey, how can you become the great god of Wenyuan in the heavens and all worlds if you don't write for five or six hundred years?"

Shi Lanwei was subtly rejoiced after the pain in his knee, if he really had to write 600 characters every day for [-] years, it would be inhumane, and the young master of the Tang family would kneel, okay?

Just like that, time flies by, ten years have passed, and Shi Lanwei has finished nine long novels on self-cultivation, each with 500 million words. After hard work, he still has a small savings and a lot of money.It is said that the pen name "Yanhuang" that the boss registered for him in Wanjietongshi is also a well-known author, and he is known for his lack of common sense and his cold behavior of not replying to messages.

The boss said that if he can serialize for another few decades, he should be able to become a well-known author in the heavens and myriad worlds. A monk can retreat for tens of hundreds of years at a time. Jun retreated for thousands of years and consumed a lot of readers. In the end, I still don’t know which generation of apprentices burned the update to the ancestors.It is really sad to see those who cry, and to educate the monks to practice hard.

After a long time, Shi Lanwei actually thinks that this kind of life is not bad. Although he has nothing to do with spiritual practice, he can go to wine shops and teahouses in Fangshi to listen to the gossip of monks who are far away and unattainable. , can also be regarded as accumulating materials.If there are too many manuscripts saved, the boss will send one of his subordinates to take him to a nearby place to relax. In the past ten years, he has traveled all over the land of this continent and seen all kinds of customs and customs.

It was only when he suddenly discovered that there were faint wrinkles in the corners of his eyes one day, and a few strands of silver mixed in his hair, that Shi Lanwei felt the ruthlessness of time.The boss is still the same as before, and ten years is just a snap of the fingers for a two-hundred-year-old monk in the out-of-body period, but he is really beginning to age and is destined to die. Although there is still more than half of the journey in life, but The panic that will eventually dissipate in the world has already begun to envelope Shi Lanwei's head.

But Shi Lanwei never expected that this day would come so quickly...

That day, when Shi Lanwei was wandering around Fangshi to collect materials because of Kawen, a gust of wind blew towards the crowd, and two sword shadows flew over his head. Get Yujian and come with me to confess to the master and apologize! What you see is a mess, the master didn’t teach you the sword escape method to let you go to Furongzhou overnight to buy these... these messy things!"

The other was a young girl who was dissatisfied with being taught by her senior sister at this time, and scolded softly: "What's wrong with women who like to watch men with broken sleeves live in erotic palaces! Aren't you the one who spends all day looking at idiots and resenting women in the general knowledge of the world?" Gossip, don’t think I don’t know that you are wearing a vestment (vest) to write old anecdotes about Xuanyang Daojun and Misty Fairy, believe it or not, I will lift your vestment in public?!”

"You, you, you... Xiao Nizi, if I don't tie you up, you go to see the master and watch the trick!" The senior sister blushed when her secrets were exposed, and a silver light burst out from the sword ball under her feet, stabbing the junior sister.

Junior Sister let out an oops, and immediately manipulated Jianwan to move back and forth.

The two of them had quite a bit of skill in swordsmanship, but it was difficult to restrain their swords. For a while, the surrounding swords were like knives, and they chopped up all the shops in the market.Shi Lanwei hurriedly hugged his head and squatted under the eaves until the pair of teachers and sisters finished fighting. He thought to himself that the pair of teachers and sisters were interesting enough. Could it be that this is a fight between danmei and romance in the comprehension version?Today can be regarded as a long experience.

Just as he was muttering, Shi Lanwei raised his head stiffly when he heard a click on his head, and watched helplessly as the beams on the eaves slammed, and the pot of orchids that had been hanging under the eaves shook twice, and turned to him without hesitation. Head bumped.

Hearing a bang, Shi Lanwei lay on his back on the ground, his face covered in fishy blood.

——Why did Lao Tzu, a male author of Xiang Shuang, die tragically in the struggle between the BG party and the BL party?

——Holy shit, Xinkeng's "Three Thousands of Great Ways Only Me" is not finished yet!The tenth year perfect attendance award is gone!

——Ah, people are dead, so there is no way to fill in the pits. Thinking about it this way, I suddenly feel happy again, and I can reincarnate...

His sanity gradually blurred, and Shi Lan, who realized that he didn't need to fill in the pit anymore, heaved a sigh of relief, and closed his eyes in regret and reluctance.

good!fortunate!blessing!Again!also!No!use!fill!pit!up!

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Facts once again proved that Shi Lanwei was still too naive.

Shi Lanwei, who opened his eyes and found that he was in the underworld, felt that he was not good, because he suddenly realized that he was in the world of cultivation, and when a person died, he would go to the underworld to wait for reincarnation. Only when the ghosts are gone, or the ashes and ashes are wiped out, or drink Meng Po soup early to wash away the memory and reincarnate, can we really bid farewell to this life.

The Underworld of the Huaxuan Great World has evolved for hundreds of millions of years, and it is also connected with the Jiuyou Great World. It's just that Shi Lanwei is a mortal and can only wait for reincarnation in the Underworld.Even if you are a monk, if you are not at the level of heaven and man and have no merits to protect you, if you stray into the Nine Serenity World, you will seek your own death.

The underworld is more lively than Shi Lanwei thought. Even monks have many of them. Shi Lanwei weighed his own ghosts and found that he could last for about ten years. After ten years, the ghosts would gradually dissipate. In a hurry, he slowly used the Ming coins burned by his boss to find a good private house, and lived the life of an otaku in the underworld.

No need to fill holes, cool!

One day when he was drinking yin tea in a certain teahouse, he heard two monks at the next table complaining that he died so suddenly that he hadn't read the second half of Yanhuang's "Three Thousands of Great Ways Only Me" and asked his disciples to burn it in a dream There is no movement, really unworthy descendants.

Shi Lanwei smiled enigmatically.I'm sorry, because the author also died very suddenly and aggrieved.

During the three to five years in the underworld, Shi Lanwei heard a lot of new gossip from monks. Because immortals were different when he was in the underworld, he could only sit on the sidelines and listen honestly. After dissipating my skills, I have lost a lot of airs, and some are willing to communicate with ordinary people. The breadth and depth of this gossip suddenly increased.

At any rate, Shi Lanwei has been focusing on gossip in the cultivation world for many years, and he can still talk about most of the topics. After a few years, he has become friends with a few monks.Now he doesn't have to write articles to make a living, but he still tells some stories when he has nothing to do, which whets the appetite of several friends.Yincao Difu can neither go to the world, nor receive flying swords (express delivery), and even most of the daily hobbies, making a group of monk ghosts empty, lonely and bored, grabbing Shi Lanwei and asking him to tell stories.

Shi Lanwei quickly realized what is meant by "If you don't die, you won't die". In modern times, he got rid of the terrible editor's reminder at the cost of being struck to death by lightning. The boss's urging made the hole, but in the underworld, he was chased to fill the hole!Is he destined to be bullied?

Where is the heaven!

Fortunately, he covered his cassock vigilantly. If even the vest was stripped out, he would have to drink Mengpo soup and reincarnate to get rid of the poor ghost at the bottom of the pit.

If Yincao Difu can connect to the general knowledge of the myriad worlds, maybe there will be such a post:

[Subject: Dancing in ecstasy, I thought that I would not be able to see the update after I died. Who knew that I met the author in the underworld, and I can see the update again. Friends of the world, you can’t see it hahahaha. 】

1L: Burn the landlord to death!

2L: I'm going to die too, the author is waiting for me (crying)

3L: Hehe, it’s just an update, can you read Yang’erda’s latest gluttonous travel diary "The World of Cultivation on the Bite of the Tongue II" in the underworld?Can you eat it?hehe.

4L: I'll make the firewood, pour gasoline on it, and sprinkle cumin on it!

↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

Chai Chai Cumin Cumin Cumin Chai Chai

Chai Chai master Chai Chai Da Chai Chai

Diesel Diesel Oil Oil Oil Oil Diesel Diesel

yan yan yan yan yan yan yan yan

5L: It’s delicious, hiccup~ I’m hungry when I see the third floor, Yang’er is really big,

When is the third volume coming out?

6L: [A pair of little yellow rabbits (picture)]

7L: The painting style of 6L... "Swipe to see" is it you!Are you out of customs? When will the album of "Love, Hate, Love and Enmity of the Daoist Ancestors Who Want to Restore the Truth of History Today" be released?

Volume eight!It was agreed that the [-] Yin-Yang Dao Patriarch and the Lord of the Five Elements will be in love. My purse can't wait!

8L: Bullshit!When did the Yin-Yang Dao ancestor have a situation with the Lord of the Five Elements?!The ancestor of Yinyang Dao belonged to Lord Lingyu!

9L: The wheels are starting again... irritating.

10L: The building is crooked, does anyone remember the host and Da Da on the grill?It seems to have been blurred.

The author has something to say: PS: Taoist Xuanyang and Fairy Misty are the half-step golden fairy couple in "Mieyun Tulu". Most of the Taoist ancestors who have reached the half-step golden fairy realm are bachelors.

PPS: The ancestor of Yin and Yang Taoism is Shi Xuan, the protagonist of "Mieyun Tulu", the master of the Five Elements is Kong Ji, the original ancestor of Five Elements Taoism, and the master of Lingyu Taoism is Shi Xuan's master Mo Yuan.The background of this article is that I don’t know how many thousands of years after the story of extinction. Daoist Shi has not yet been certified to go to other universes, but it should not appear directly in the article.The characters who lost their luck belong to the "legends of the rivers and lakes" of the elders in this article.Right as the background, there is no meaning of CP tendency.

PPS: If you feel that the author’s world of self-cultivation is too nonsense and unreliable, that’s right, because the author is just so unreliable_(:3」∠)_.Just laugh and laugh.Ji You said, "Okay! Lucky! Blessed! Again! Never! No! Use! Fill in! Hole! It's done!" is written with the most real feelings... Really, don’t be too honest, why say it out.