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Ten years later, Shi Lanwei found sadly that his manuscript paper in the underworld could be piled as high as a person, and his 20 years of writing career allowed him to practice a fast running hand with amazing hand speed.

What is even more sad is that these manuscripts have not been published, and I can only tell them to friends occasionally to relieve boredom.

The well-meaning boss has not forgotten Shi Lanwei who lives in the underworld. He always burns some paper money during the holidays, but there is still a strong resentment in the paper money: "What about filling the pit? What about the new text?" ?”

Shi Lanwei sneered inwardly: I have written eight new books, if you have the ability, come to the underworld to get them!

A dedicated author like him is simply the conscience of the literary world.

It's a pity that no matter how conscientious a ghost is, he can't escape the fate of reincarnation, unless he wants to be scattered.

Shi Lanwei has recently found that his soul is getting weaker and weaker, and it seems that the time has come for him to be reincarnated.Once you drink Mengpo soup, you will turn into a wisp of remnant soul to reincarnate. If there is no powerful protection and reincarnation, the human soul will be confused by the mystery of the womb, and even monks will forget their past, not to mention mortals with weakened spirits. .

Forget all the things in this life, and in the next life... I will never write again, Shi Lan thought happily with a little pain.

——After being reincarnated, I will be a happy mortal, and I will travel around the world. I have a house (with the mortgage paid off), facing the sea, and the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming.

Just thinking about it is overwhelming!

So happy to decide!

So on this day, Shi Lanwei secretly left a book in the secluded house, telling a few friends that the unfinished "Ten Thousand Laws Return to One" has no future, and he is about to reincarnate.Remember to burn the eight novels buried in the yard to him, at least they are the result of his eight years of hard work in the underworld.

In the end, he is the cold and ignorant author "Yanhuang" who has been complained by them all the year round. I'm sorry, the article "Three Thousands of the Great Dao Is the Only One" is a mess. Who made the author psychopathic after being crushed to death by a pot of orchids, and never again? Don't want to fill that hole?

After doing all this, Shi Lanwei enjoyed the refreshing feeling of revealing the true face of the BOSS who had been lurking for many years with a handful of vestments, and happily went to Naihe Bridge to reincarnate.

Unfortunately, he encountered a ghost who was demonstrating and blocked the Naihe Bridge.The ghosts of a group of monks strongly protested that the underworld does not have universal knowledge, which makes the life of the ghosts lifeless.

Shi Lanwei sat on the rock and counted ghosts boredly, wondering if he should go back and have a cup of Yin tea first.

At this moment, the noise around him suddenly subsided. Shi Lanwei thought that the underworld had finally sent someone to deal with these rebellious monks, but when he looked up, he saw a white-clothed monk walking among the separated ghosts. come over.

It doesn't matter how advanced his cultivation is. It is obvious that he can move freely in the underworld as a living person because he carries an extraordinary magic weapon with him, at least it is a spiritual weapon, maybe it is a magic weapon level, otherwise I'm afraid it won't be able to stop the erosion of Yin Qi from the underworld.

Those who can take out this kind of magic weapon will definitely not be ordinary monks, maybe they are true disciples of some great sect.

What scares the ghosts even more is the awe-inspiring determination on his body, which is unparalleled in sharpness. For ghosts who have lost their cultivation base, it is like a reminder.

Shi Lanwei looked at the monk curiously, and countless twists and turns of stories had already appeared in his mind.

As a result, the monk in white came straight towards him. Shi Lanwei was stabbed by his sword energy, and instinctively shrank back, almost rolling off the stone. Fortunately, the ghost was not heavy, so he stopped after rolling up.

Seeing that the siege around the Naihe Bridge was no longer so serious, Shi Lanwei pretended not to see the strange monk, and tiptoed towards the Naihe Bridge.

——If someone comes to your door, nothing good will happen!

Sure enough, the monk flashed a sword in his sleeve, and the sword pill had already blocked Shi Lanwei's way.

"Wait a minute, please tell me the ending of "Three Thousands of Great Ways Only Me", otherwise, I may not be able to achieve the top-grade golden elixir if I am not full of Dao heart." The monk in white said seriously.

Shi Lanwei who was stopped: "..."

The ghosts watching: "..."

Fuck, this is the first time I've seen a reader who chased after him to the underworld!Isn't it known as the best escape method in the world these days?It was broken today!Shi Lanwei's heart suddenly wailed, looking at the expression of the monk in white, he seemed to be a poor long-term worker who opened the door to see the creditor on the [-]th of the twelfth lunar month.

Seeing that he couldn't escape the trap this time, Shi Lan said slightly, "Since Your Excellency is so sincere, please let me speak slowly."

"It is said that the protagonist, Long Aotian, married ninety-nine and 81 girls, and after taking all the treasures of heaven and earth, he kicked the enemy's sect, and the gods blocked and killed the gods and Buddhas all the way. It was so majestic, and finally reached the pinnacle of life and became a generation of Yangshen real people. Every time the evil catastrophe reappears, the Demon Sect is thriving, Long Aotian and the Eight Great Sun Gods of the Demon Sect occupy the Xuanji Heaven, and they just wait for the eight demons to be angrily beheaded to become a legend in this great world!"

"At this moment, a sudden change occurred on the top of the Zenith! Half of the Golden Immortal outside the mulch was fighting with the sky demon in the sky. The endless demons came rushing in like a full moon tide. The situation was critical. He picked up the Lingbao and threw it at the leader of the Heavenly Demon, and chopped off the head of the Heavenly Demon of the Three Tribulations Sun God. The corpses were all over the field for a while, and the corpses of the Heavenly Demon fell like rain one after another, hitting the big world under the mulch. The situation was really critical extremely!"

The monk in white frowned slightly, with a vague premonition in his heart, he asked, "And then?"

Shi Lanwei spread his hands together: "Even if you are lucky and talented, the world is unpredictable, and the protagonist who was hit by the corpse of the demon is the same as the author who was hit by a pot of orchids. Death ╮(╯▽ ╰)╭"

There was silence all around.

The monk in white took a deep breath, as if he was trying to calm down the turmoil in his body: "In my early years, I had a small adventure when I was traveling abroad, and I got a set of ghost cultivation skills. You can follow me back to the sect and read the second half of "The Great Dao". This book has been rewritten, and if you dare to fool me again, you will be out of your wits!"

"Wait, wait, I didn't agree!" Shi Lanwei screamed, "Let me go to reincarnation, I don't want to fill in the hole!"

The monk in white sneered, "It's beyond your control."

After speaking, he threw out a jade pendant and sucked Shi Lanwei's soul into it.

Shi Lanwei continued to shout in the jade pendant: "Senior, it's fine to take me away! Remember to take away the manuscript buried in my yin house too! Otherwise, I won't feel at ease as a ghost!"

At first, I thought I was going to be reincarnated, so that's fine, but if the consciousness is still there, but I find that my saved manuscript is gone, it's still ten years old, vomiting blood for three liters, it's still light.

The monk in white didn't say a word, and went straight to Shi Lanwei's yin house using the sword escape technique, but saw three monk ghosts sitting around the courtyard and raising the Yin fire.

"Hey, hey, Shi Lanwei is too unkind. He has lied to us for ten years. How can you be so unkind? This is a complete scam! There is no friendship anymore!"

"If I had known that he was Yanhuang, I would have tortured the ending of "Three Thousands of Great Dao's Only Me" as a ghost!"

"You are already a ghost."

"Shut up! I will return the positive!"

"Ha ha."

"Stop arguing, Xiao Shi should have crossed the Naihe Bridge by now, so we have no choice but to fulfill his wish and burn his posthumous works to him. I hope he will be a good author in his next life."

Shi Lanwei hugged his head and wailed in the jade pendant: "Stop it, stop it! My manuscript, my manuscript! I can't burn my manuscript even if I burn it!"

The monk in white waved his sleeves, and the Yin fire was extinguished immediately. The three ghost monks were shocked: "Who are you? How did you come to the underworld?"

The monk in white didn't answer, and let Shi Lanwei out. Shi Lanwei's soul hit the extinguished Yin fire as soon as he fell to the ground, and checked how many manuscripts he had left.Fortunately, these three people have just started to catch fire, and only have time to spoil a few chapters.

Shi Lanwei happily hugged the manuscript paper of his own height, feeling that God still favored him.

With a flick of his sleeve, the monk in white put Shi Lanwei back into the jade pendant with his soul and paper: "After this matter is over, you can follow me back to the sect."

After finishing speaking, Yushi Jianwan went towards the Yinyang Ferry.

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#If the underworld can reach the general knowledge of all worlds#

[Subject: Damn, today I saw a fellow Taoist wearing a golden armor and holy clothes, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds to the underworld, and said to an inconspicuous ghost: "The author is great, please fill in the hole."]

0L: My friends and I were shocked.The conscience of the pit circle, the author will not let it go even if he dies!

1L: Xidapuben needs this kind of spirit.Let the world have no pits!

2L: UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuI also want to practice hard and go to the underworld to meet her.

3L: Hehe, how much have you beautified the host, let me tell you the truth. On the day of the incident, I was sitting in a demonstration by the Naihe Bridge, and I saw the whole process.After listening to the author's god-like unfinished ending, the fellow Taoists who came to remind them almost lost their minds and went mad.

4L: Curious, what kind of ending is it?

5L: +1, ask for details!

6L: I am 3L, the unfinished number one in the heavens and myriad worlds.In the climax of the plot, the protagonist is crushed to death by the corpse of the sky demon flying from outside the sky.

7L: ......... Take a breath, this is revenge on society!

8L: What kind of stimulation did the author receive?

9L: I am 3L. It is said that the author was killed by a pot of orchids.Now the author has been packaged and taken away by the readers. It is said that if he does not write a satisfactory ending, he will be killed.

10L: Good job, this kind of pit king should be served by a small black room.“_“

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The author has something to say: PS: I don’t need to talk about Long Aotian pinching him XD, classic image.Being crushed to death by the corpse of the demon is almost the stalk of Meteorite Dun, um, it’s very cheating_(:3」∠)_, when I think back to the article about Meteorite Dun, I feel bad.